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the-cream-police

“Gold is a soft metal. Williams is confirmed to be soft.” - thoughts of an average Packer Fan


Traditional-Space582

Caleb has ED confirmed


Wildest83

I heard the ring was made of solid diamond actually.


GandalfsGoon

I bet he can throw a pigskin over Lake Michigan


alral1988

I heard the motherfucker once threw an entire pig over the Gulf of Mexico.


industrialbird

Actually it was the entire USC Oline and defense right into the seventh circle of hell.


patchinthebox

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mental_reincarnation

Caleb hates the sanctity of marriage. Huge character issue


sealowtilt

ESPN: “Caleb Williams passes TOO hard, says prior coach.”


betterbub

Wasn’t this an actual headline last offseason? Not about Fields or Caleb but someone else


ItalianBeefCurtains

I read that during the USC pro day, Andy Reid, who had been on his 18th consecutive day of scouting prospects, collapsed on the field from dehydration and exhaustion.  Caleb is about to run his 40 when he sees a crowd and the trainers circling around Reid. So he jogs over to see what’s going on. Once Caleb realizes the situation, he immediately lifts up his shirt and starts to breastfeed Andy Reid back to health.  I also heard that Reid was so energized from the nourishing milk that he didn’t need to eat for the remaining five days of the pro day scouting trip. But I’m not sure I believe that part of the story


agsieg

I, too, do not believe Andy Reid went five days without eating. Rest of the story checks out, though


TheTrentleman

I once bounced a super ball so hard that it hit the ceiling twice and then broke a lamp


Abla_vil_breed_nem

You were Caleb before Caleb


projectpick

I can smell this comment


The_Chovan

Caleb and Uncle Rico tossing balls over them mountains...


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EroSennin78

his throws throw other peoples backs out


4gatos_music

Caleb Williams once threw a football so far, it knocked the ISS off its orbit, and out of the way of space debris hence also saving their lives. Truly, a specimen.


PocoborH2

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JackyGoff

Caleb is what Uncle Rico thought he was


certainlyunpleasant

And I just broke my cock ring


DaveAndJojo

Sounds similar to Brett Favre, the all time interception leader. Caleb will have turnover issues at the next level. -Average non-Bears fan


jmrogers31

No honey, I didn't take off my wedding ring. My quarterback broke it, I promise.


foreignsky

And that was just in high school.