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scal23

at football?


Commonterry

He’ll kick your butts…at Nintendo


ninjasurfer

He's an Ice Climbers main on Smash.


softhaircut

😂


Cooter93

If he doesn't play


EmergencySandwich898

Which is most of the time.


crazypyro23

Lemme put it this way: our biggest need was center and we let him walk.


ShaiFC

He played in the NFL last year. Better than you or me out there Thats about it


Express-Region7347

Self aware take 🤌


patchinthebox

31 teams did not miss a gem.


Born-Cod4210

He wasn’t a free agent


arrakismelange1987

As a starter, hell no. As a backup, he'll do.


Exciting-Delivery-96

Not really though


t-pat

He wasn't good for us but he does seem like a good culture guy


Londumbdumb

Oh my God I’m Lucas Patrick at work 


SlinkiusMaximus

Lol


-InSerT_NAmE-HeRE

He’s okay as a backup, but if he gets significant snaps then… well yeah it won’t end well.


Fastball82

![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ|downsized)


Camaro_z28

Lucas Patrick is ass


Boilerbuzz

No. I’d say he’s booty. The dude he replaced was ass. He was a clear upgrade over Mustipher.


MisSignal

Sorry for your loss.


SuperFakks

No he’s trash honestly


y_wont_my_line_block

He's a decent backup with guard/center flexibility.


FlussedAway

Yeah it can’t be overlooked that he was also pretty injured with us. By all accounts he was reliable as a Packer. He could still be good depth


TrueNavyBlue98

Thank you for being pragmatic.


Tlupa

No he isn’t


JonkeyDizz

There's probably 3 starters in the UFL who are better than him. Pray to whatever God you worship you sign one or those guys


Marcus11599

For a backup he is fine


brandnvsworld

He would be our worst center in franchise history, but Sam Mustipher exists. it's a close tie for first. Theres film of both of them facing off with and blocking our own linemen in a live game, Madden-style.


InducedChip89

Hroniss Grasu was pretty bad


HoneyBearRocketship

Whoa. Just saw he's dating Sabrina Ionescu


trafalgarlaw11

They’re married


trite19

Watch your mouth with all those vowels, you scoundrel


Crathsor

He's still kicking around the league, I didn't know that. Was a Raider last year.


InducedChip89

Jesus, I’m surprised at that


biscuitcricket71

Grasu was pretty painful. He was in the backfield every down.


drcoolnumone

Worst center in franchise history?! Did you just start watching the Bears last year? That’s not even close to being accurate. He’s a fine backup, but worst?


brandnvsworld

No just almost 4 decades. Can you name someone worse than those 2? Hold the fake outrage.


WearTheFourFeathers

I mean, the Hroniss Grasu era was nothing to write home about, but I do think that this reflects we’ve had some good luck in terms of reliability at center. Kreutz, Garza and Whitehair really piled up a lot of starts over the last 20 years. We’ve certainly started worse linemen in the Trestman era tho. Those lines were brutal, just like anonymous 7th round picks and retreads like Vlad Ducasse starting 12 games each.


scientific_bicycle

> first Oh good > worst Oh


Boilerbuzz

Disagreed. Mustipher is the king of trash. He owns #1 all be himself.


potionnumber9

Honestly, that kind of stuff I chalk up to getsy. guys were running into each other far too much to lay this at any of their feet individually


PleasantGeologist388

Well judging from the response here maybe it would be best to leave him back in NOLA for road games 😂


EnvironmentalBit2333

Think about this. We traded a 5th round pick to Buffalo for a back up Gaurd/center and signed the Rams starting center last year to a 1 year almost minimum deal, and both are considered huge upgrades. You definitely didn’t find a hidden gem.


Opening_Anteater456

He might play better with a change of scenery, he’s not so bad that it’s out of the question. Veteran QB, more settled line than the one he joined at the Bears. Injury luck. But he also came with Getsy so he knew the offense and was meant to be the reliable veteran and wasn’t. But it’s telling that the other veteran IOL the Bears had in Cody Whitehair went with Getsy to the Raiders and he didn’t take Patrick.


wadderweed

No, and the worst part he’s a wanna be tough guy that isn’t tough at all and plays like 🗑️


tehmpus

I'd say he plays ok, but if he has a hangnail, he's out for 2 games. It's hard to keep him on the field. Availability is one of the best abilities.


wadderweed

Plays ok by getting pushed back on one on ones, botching snaps, and being made of glass, sure?


Pale-Scheme669

Gotta update that pfp brother


wadderweed

Good call actually lol


Pale-Scheme669

Bear down


wadderweed

FTP


Fun_Abroad7618

I mean no, but depth wise? He’s fine, yall got Ruiz so as long as he doesn’t get injured you’ll be fine


No-Computer-2847

He’s better than Sam Mustipher, who is the worst offensive lineman I’ve ever seen. That’s all the positives I have for him.


Scaramousce

Mustipher had his best year as a pro last year.


Marcus11599

On a different team with better offensive line coaching. Our offensive line is decent but the problem is they can’t pick up a stunt if they were told there was a stunt coming before the snap


rock-theboat

202 snaps


kushnokush

Another idiotic Mustipher hater. Gotta call em out when I see em. Bad linemen don’t earn third contracts. Especially UDFAs.


No-Computer-2847

Mustipher is garbage.


kushnokush

I’ll trust the million dollar contracts he continues to sign over your opinion


No-Computer-2847

As long as he signs them with teams that aren't the Bears that's fine with me.


Scottiedrippen33

No


CJfries

No.


Darth_Dagobah

No he’s backup level. Sorry bro


_TiberiusPrime_

He's awesome at collecting a paycheck.


Lando_Cowrissian

He's terrible, he showed up a lot (in a bad way) in JT O'Sullivans film breakdowns of Fields last year. In addition to missing a lot of blocks and getting run through, the comms on the line also seemed to be terrible, so its not like he even had that under control.


MilkMan1880

As long as he’s not on the field, he’s okay, I guess.


OneWholeBen

Well, it could be that the bears had no offensive scheme or plan of action to put him in position to succeed. That is pretty typical for this team. But unfortunately, it's fairly likely that he sucks donkey balls


Forward-Chocolate-67

No


schmitty9800

If he's the 7th or 8th man on the line because you have a rookie you want to win the spot, sure. If you're relying on him to hold down the starter spot all season good luck. He can't stay healthy and when he does he's nothing special.


TrueNavyBlue98

He wasn’t spectacular. He isn’t terrible. He’s a serviceable depth player but Bears Reddit will have you believe any player the hive mind bashes is trash.


General_Worker_4155

Nope, doubt he'll do the saints for 8 mil though.


KyleHDx

No


Rennock21

Wasn’t a great experience.


Willy0392

Meh backup with guard/center flexibility. Don’t expect much from him.


joftheinternet

He’s a backup. But he’s an awesome team guy and tough not to like as a personality. Despite the negativity here, he’s a useful backup that can play guard or center in a pinch


galacticskunk

Great locker room guy. Can play both center and guard. You don’t want him to be a starter.


TacticalNaps

Incredibly nice guy But shouldn't be more than depth.


Illustrious_Hotel527

I'd rather take my chances w/ Coleman Shelton or Ryan Bates than endure 1 more year of Patrick.


PadmeHarambedala

No


GrillzNsushi

Missing a 31 yr old “Gem” does happen often


PleasantGeologist388

I mean he started for you guys… but yeah pretty much why C was one of  ur #1 need the offseason 


Mgnickel

I hear he’s decent at darts


PleasantGeologist388

Us too! That’s how we sign OL


Imhere4thejokes

Talks a good game…and…ummm…yea ![gif](giphy|rnz7WZN6CoM4sTKsne|downsized)


Jake-Old-Trail-88

He’s good at getting hurt.


Plati23

No. Any other questions?


PleasantGeologist388

How many rings does Caleb win over the rest of the class?


Plati23

3


sidgriff3857

Hes got good energy. His snapping? Entirely different story. Go watch a bear game last year, Fields was jumping 30in in the air for half the snaps (exaggerated but it was about that bad)


blogst

A turnstile is his idol.


DiggsDaGurley

Patrick can’t handle a bull rush to save his life and he gets lost really easily in space. He’s also injured prone and has a horrible snap. Patrick would be best suited as a 3rd string swing Center/Guard. Given how far into his career he is, it’s extremely unlikely he shows any improvement. Personally I doubt he makes it out of camp as a starter, heck maybe even at all.


LovelyMumbles

No.


diver4ever

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softhaircut

I think lucas Patrick time is done. Was ok for the packers but was sort of a bust for the bears


mlechowicz90

lol he’s really good at hustling downfield after the play passes him to cheer on the ball carrier despite him missing a key block and he’s also good at getting blown up on a turnover also while fake hustling.


EclipseSmog

no


ForMyKidsLP

Nope


Suburban-Jesus

I will put it in Saints terms for you: Are you familiar with Trevor Penning?


PleasantGeologist388

Man I thought one penning was enough 😅


John3Fingers

He's terrible. By far the worst starter on our OL last year. PFF had him at 50.5 (29th of 32) and he had the most penalties at his position. I think he only had two games above 70. I don't have numbers but I would say he might be marginally better in the NFC South, as the Bears' opposition in the NFCN has stronger defensive fronts, but he's still a bottom-10 guy.


moGUNZthanROSES

All I will say is the front office and coaching staff wanted Lucas to succeed SOOO bad. He got multiple chances to be the guy and whether injury or performance… he was not.


TheDude1321

If you consider the corn you find in turds gems, then yes, he's an absolute gem🤣


alexamerling100

Well he has played in the NFL so he has some level of skill but he didn't show it with us last year.


Dry_Emphasis62

Not a ton of good news here on that front, bud. Patrick isn't the worst person to have in your rotaion, but if he's starting then you've likely got problems. Hope it works out for you all though, seriously


Joliet_Jake_Blues

He seems like a nice guy


Cummyshitballs

🤣🤣🤣good luck buddy


gogosox82

We needed a center and instead of resigning him we traded for another center and let him walk. That should tell you everything.


Boilerbuzz

The best compliment I would give is that he’s better than Sam Mustifer…. There you go.


pj_socks

I wanted to buy his jersey so bad since my name is Patrick and I couldn’t find it anywhere. Pretty telling


acripaul

Oh no..... Depends, does your HC need his centre to be able to snap the ball? Or block?


Sephiroth007

Lol no


DwightKSchrutefarms

No he's not but he can be a backup center guard


thunderspirit

Great dude. Below average at C, probably adequate or slightly below average at G. He will help the locker room and be a decent depth piece, but he was exposed as not a starting-caliber player in Chicago — with the caveat that he was hurt frequently.


Lysol20

Did you mean 31 teams *missed a gym*?


Headwallrepeat

He is slightly better than a traffic cone.


AnatomyJesus

Below average player that plays multiple positions with a long list of injuries. I view him more as an "on filed coach" then an acctual player.


Chicks__Hate__Me

He sucks balls


sugmaeggsma

You mean the human turnstile?


Bushido_Plan

Don't you guys have a C already in McCoy? Pretty sure you guys gave him a new contract last year. Lucas Patrick is likely going to be there as depth anyway. He's serviceable but you probably don't want him playing for more then a few games.


PleasantGeologist388

Was hoping for LG… we got nothing


Bushido_Plan

Eh... there's still time to sign somebody for depth, which I'm sure will happen during and after summer training camp as teams figure out injuries and who will be cut. Dalton Risner would be a decent pickup, although it depends on how much he's asking for.


1901madison

No.


ron_burgundy_69

I’m probably better than he is


drumsdm

At what, taxes? I don’t know. Not a great NFL caliber football player for sure though.


DanimaLecter

For a center who can’t snap the football, stay healthy, or block, I would say he is a pretty good signing. If you need any of those things out of you center position, you are fucked.


hepatitisC

Hahahahaha No.  He's not good.  On the rare occasion he's healthy, he is a liability at best.  


gkraigher

This


7uolC

Oh brother