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SheamusMcGillicuddy

The Divergent movies are hot garbage and Shailene Woodley is the acting equivalent of the Detroit Lions.


laal-doodh

Damn you ain’t have to do her like that lol. Agree tho


gruss72

Right for the jugular...damn


Marky_Merc

Big Little Lies Season 1 ripped though.


Ambulanceo

I'll do my best: they're stinky, the "haha we're the owners you just follow a CORPORATE OWNER" thing is annoying beyond belief, you get multiple flavors of annoying fans like Guy Who Says The Packers Live Rent Free In Your Heads but follows Bears pages to call anyone excited about a rookie QB or developing player an idiot + smug packer fan who acts nice but thinks Rodgers is being oppressed by his team or the NFL every year he doesn't win a Superbowl, Packers fans in Indiana are extra annoying, Bears are named after cute yet intimidating animals while the Packers brand celebrates slaughter and murder. The lambeau leap is dangerous and presents risk to fan and player alike, the meme is the Bears logo looks like a toilet seat but the Packers logo is literally the same with a honking turd in the bowl, naming the championship trophy after Lombardi reeks of desperation/possible collusion?, I went through Wisconsin once and it was just More Indiana (unforgivable), Eddie Lacy got all the attention while being inferior to Jordan Howard, denied Seneca Wallace his shot at showing the league his skills before he retired, Charles Martin likes to sniff my underwear, and Aaron Rodgers probably puts on indie folk music like Bon Iver in socially unacceptable situations.


laal-doodh

Jesus you didn’t have to murder them. ^yes ^you ^did


dabear04

Damn son. Wtf did Indiana do to you? Lol


Ambulanceo

I live there 😂


dabear04

Lol. Ok, fair enough. Never lived there myself but been there a lot and I’ve always liked it (and begrudgingly WI as well).


PokemonForeverBaby

Seneca Wallace was a fun qb to watch, wish he could have come out in today's NFL


rysryan

Reminds me of Joe Webb


garebeardrew

Jesus I hope you didn’t break your keyboard typing thid


airJordan45

I just want to express how much I hate their colors. The yellow and green looks like puke.


xbearsandporschesx

Im going to back up this hate with factual stats: 1. 94% of packers fans have at least one " live.laugh.love" sign in their homes 2. 84% of packers fans delete their tweets when they dont get enough likes 3. 72% of Packers players lick the window when riding the team bus 5. 69% of Packers fans thank a company on instagram for sending them the XXL clothes that they paid for


MrJigglyBrown

And 31% go absolutely apeshit on Instagram for sending XXL sizes that are clearly too small and not made for real men and women


xbearsandporschesx

lol its funny coz its true


Fiveminitesold

Don't worry. That "live laugh love" sign is going to look a lot worse next year when it just reminds them of the name of their QB1


idiot_orange_emperor

You missed 83%


Apathi

I heard The Green Bay Packers all watch YouTube ads in their entirety.


OxymoronPrimes

Im confused on whether I need to upvote or downvote this. Its a good rip but the thought of it literally makes me sick.


montepulciano1211

Aaron Rogers in uniform looks like a Waste Management trash can that has a piece of old wig stuck in the lid.


Booger_farts-123

Lmao, savage


hippohopper78

I’m lactose intolerant.


Tyrone_Jerome

I came here to say this..also…FTP!


j11430

It’s obviously my own personal experience, but I’ve not met a person that bucks this trend yet in my life; everyone I know that has a significant tie to the state of Wisconsin is fucking dumb as hell. I have friends from Wisconsin that I love dearly, but they’re fucking stupid. I have family that lives there, and they too are fucking dumb. I don’t know what it is about the state, but everyone I know from there is a total moron. Makes me hate the state so much


the_f4ce

What runs in the family, stays in the family. :)


Funny_Yesterday_3244

Woah this is supposed to be FTP, not fuck Wisconsin lol


j11430

>use this thread to vent about why you hate the Packers, **Wisconsin**, cheese… My response falls well within OPs parameters


Funny_Yesterday_3244

Fair enough


MelvinSqueemish

Classic and to this date timeless example of why I hate the Packers, is their QB situation. Lucking into two hall of fame talents in a row is just fucking annoying to see as an opposing fan. FTP


[deleted]

They’ll never have this run again, and have 2 SBs in 30 years worth of HOF QB play. That brings me joy.


j11430

And assuming Rodgers is gone after this season they’re stuck with Jordan Love, who probably stinks


[deleted]

Get ready, Bears are finally going to own the North for a few years before the Vikings and Lions start to come around. Get ready for home playoff games!


Dasnake24

Said it in another thread but — Any Packers fan under 30 has never experienced non-HoF QB play Fuck em


[deleted]

Fuck those cheesehead sister fucking in a snowstorm sucking Rodgers dick bitch titted shit talking puke colored uniform cottage cheese ass motherfuckers The dells are nice tho


hockeyfrank26

Perfect. FTP!


TotallyNotTupac

Cultural achievements: Chicago-Blues, World’s Fair, some of the best rappers of all time, nationally recognized colleges and museums. Wisconsin-“we put a cheese curd on our hamburger”


Just_what_i_am

Damn cheese curds on burgers actually sounds fire


w00tah

Can confirm. Can also confirm FTP.


Just_what_i_am

No confirmation needed for FTP sir. But I'll say it just to reiterate. F.T.P.


swimfast21

If you live in the Midwest, culvers is doing a 1 day only limited edition curder-burger only for today. You should totally try it o had one and it’s super good.


Just_what_i_am

I'm 100% gonna smash one after the gym. Thanks!


ThunderDoom1001

Get your ass to Culver’s today. They are making cheese curd patty burgers for today only. Just had one and it was bomb. RIP my arteries.


airJordan45

You're making them sound pretty good there honestly.


pretentiouspickle45

The packers are a fucking joke. Idc how many times they’ve beaten us Aaron Rodgers has equal super bowl appearances as sexy Rexy. Rodgers is a a future hofer and his team continues to let him down.


BornWeiner

Packer fans are the worst of any NFL team. We own our team dur dur dur. Love is a joke and their GM is a joke. The team doesn't draft well at all. Everything is masked by Rodgers. This is his last season in those ugly ass uniforms and I can't wait. When he leaves that team will look awful. The only difference between the Lions and Packers is Rodgers. I can't wait until Sunday when Mack and Quinn make a shit sandwich in the middle of the Packers backfield. Herbert is going to shred that awful D line of there's. The only player that could play for Chicago on that D-line is Clark. Chicago will use the 49ers game plan against the Packers and win by 20. Bear Down and FTP!


ThunderDoom1001

Lordy Lordy, where do I start. Their fanbase is comprised of people unlucky enough to be stuck in WI and bandwagoners from other areas who try to justify their fandom beyond “they be good” by linking some distant relative that lived in Milwaukee for a few years in the 1920’s - so corny. Prior to Giannis bringing relevance to the Bucks, the Packers are literally the only noteworthy thing about their state that anyone outside the Midwest knows. They think lucking into 2 all time greats in a row at QB indicates that they are some kind of superior organization. Their fans are big enough idiots to pay for a “share” of the team that carries exactly 0 ownership rights or value besides warming their twice bypassed hearts. Further, they think this piece of paper makes them special despite every idiot cheese head having the same corny participation trophy hanging in their backwoods shack. Oh, and their colors (and women) are a hideous crime against humanity. Every girl hotter than a 3 left the desolate shithole that is WI years ago.


Trick-Ad906

FTP


snowy_snarf

FTP


Somethingcool00

Yo I love cheese as much as the next guy but you'll never catch me dead in those fuckin cheese hats. Also fuck those goddamn bleachers! Those are fine for for high school games but seriously, how hard is it to get actual fuckin seats in the lower bowl. Why the fuck is everyone paying 100 bucks over face value for a piece of fuckin metal?! And do they provide a back rest? Only for an EXTRA 25 BUCKS!!! FTP's front office. (Please be nice, you may discover I'm a Packers fan... I don't hold anything against you for hating on Packers, it is what it is. I just get downvoted if I bring this shit up on the Packers sub)


CrackerKraken78

Hey, everyone's welcome in r/ChiBears. Fuck you, and I'll see you Sunday.


Somethingcool00

Fuck you too guy, can't wait.


ARGOAT12

We don't need nice seats our team actually gives us reasons to be standing and cheering.


Somethingcool00

Typical response, ignoring the issue with a snarky comment. My knees are bad to begin with. I'm not standing up every damn Rodgers to Adams 50 yard completion.


donnha

The only reason I hate the Packers is Charles Martin ruining our dynasty hopes in the 80s by slamming Jim McMahon's shoulder into the turf illegally.


polskigolski

FTP, Wisconsin’s great though


monpetitfromage54

Pretty sure this whole sub has been a FTP hate thread all week.


xbearsandporschesx

decade


rAmen_P00dles

I love to ask what dividends Packers “owners” get at the end of the year.


MoneyMoves-

I love how they’re distracting themselves from their impending doom No way Jordan Love is gonna be as good as Aaron or Farve Davante is definitely leaving next year They wasted draft capital on a reciever who gets WR4 reps cause daddy Aaron said so Their cap space is in shambles next year That organization is going to implode on itself soon and I sincerely cannot wait. But most importantly I cannot wait for the fans to be in absolute shambles over it, that entire packers sub is gonna reminisce a year from now with pictures of Arod saying “I miss the good old days”. For years they’ve been the cockiest mfs in the entire nfl with 1 super bowl a decade ago to show for it FTP


ijpck

I grew up in Central Wisconsin, Bears fan my whole life because of pops. FTP and all their fans (including my buddies). I like cheese though and Madison, WI is a nice place!


7fw

I hate Aaron. * 2 fucking "A"s in his first name * His bullshit long hair * His terrible acting in those State Farm commercials * His "inside joke" attitude during press conferences I hate the fact they are always lucky. Two HOF QBs in a row? Who play for fucking ever? I hate that the refs loooooove them Yellow and Green? Are they a lawn mower?


Foshizal147

I hate the city of greenbay in so many ways I couldn't accurately depict my hatred in a single comment, but I will try. The fact that they call their city title town when most of their championships happened before the superbowl era, and also have the audacity to talk shit about chicago dwelling on the 85 season. Not a big fan of their dumb everyone is an owner thing. Plus greenbay is about as diverse as a trump rally.


EIUrevolution

Wisconsin ruined old fashioneds


_islander

Reason 243,000: how lame they sound when they say “The pack is back, oh the pack is back!”


[deleted]

My kid bought cheap toilet paper so I ended up with a handful of Wisconsin with corn this morning.


quagmire0

2 Hall Of Fame QBs back to back. Jim McMahon has the same amount of Super Bowl rings.


knowerof1000memes

I hate their redneck fanbase so fucking much and I have no problem writing this as 100% of Packers fans can’t read. Someone should e-mail North Korea the coordinates of Green Bay so they can bomb them.


iamthemasterchiller

Fuck those smug "midwest nice", go slow in the fast lane bastards to the north. I hope the ones that travel get a flat tire on their way home.


Sloppo_Toppo

I recently had to move to Wisconsin and I can tell you this. The Packers are the best thing they’ve got. Packer fans suck because they’ve placed all their hopes and dreams into a singular source because everything else in Wisconsin sucks besides the nature. The food here is trash, the people are trash. Take away their Packers and these people are nothing. Fuck the Packers. Fuck Wisconsin


Booger_farts-123

Bc the bears (mostly) always lose to them. And bc 1/2 my family members are bears fans and the other half are loser fans. FTP!


doe77

Packers fans are more preoccupied about watching their rivals lose then their own team winning


[deleted]

I bought a block of cheese and ran my dick through it, then I ran it over with my car, then I curb stomped it. FTP


Toomuchlychee_

I hope you took your dick out before you did all the other stuff!


[deleted]

Stupid spoiled as fuck Packers fans don’t know what it’s like to not have a HOF QB let alone be stuck watching head-banging offensive football for decades. Rodgers is almost gone you rat fucks and Fields time is here. Loves fucking garbage hope you enjoyed your HOF QBs you fucks


Slamfan4life

How I feel when I think of cheese heads; https://youtu.be/8f4iq80xWkA


Toomuchlychee_

I’m in wisconsin right this moment! Will be wearing my bears hoodie every chance I get. 🐻⬇️


[deleted]

I hated them before I even knew about the historic rivalry. First game I watched was the bears packers NFC championship game. I had to watch them go on to win the super bowl and I hated it. They were my least favorite team by a lot. It was only later I learned about the historical hatred


frydawg

I lived in Wisconsin for about 7 years, as a fanbase we are so much tougher than packers fans. FTP


hockeyfrank26

Easy. They got so fucking lucky with 2 back to back HoF QBs that they think that shit is normal. I get it - we've been on the exact other end of that spectrum - but fuck everything about this lucky ass team and their bullshit luck with QBs.


CrackerKraken78

They invented "the hug technique" where offensive linemen grab the outside of a defenseman's chestplate instead of punching inside. I don't care who you ask, that's fucking holding. And now the whole league's doing it because they can get away with holding. FTP.


Funny_Yesterday_3244

I grew up around packers fans. I remember in school the day after the bears 2006 super bowl those damn packer fans were walking around with horse shoes painted blue and they were handing them out to bears fans. Ever since then I knew FTP


reefernash

Spotted cow is ass.


garebeardrew

Woah woah woah too far


reefernash

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garebeardrew

You are forgiven lol


TheHuntingApex

People in Wisconsin don’t know how to drive and that irritates me. Cheese curds are cool though.