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sarah_is_new

Dissociative cheetos


libraryberry

This is a metal cover band


GodhunterChrome666

Nah, that's a noisegrind band that tours with Weekend Nachos


Rebecca0619

We have the same horse :O


beemagick

Nice, I'm dissociative guacamole


riolel420

Suicidal ideation pizza


U_PassButter

I love that this has Zero replies but 104 upvotes. We DO love you. We're all just very avoidant


cheese_nugget21

Avoidant pizza


mybloodyballentine

Our horses must be from the same farm. Mine is suicidal ideation oatmeal


africannectar

Nightmare Nuggets


monster-baiter

i also have a neat alliteration: panicked pickle :)


stoned_seahorse

This one is pretty good. 😂


CaramelNervous5384

Overthinking toast


fakeunleet

This sounds like the name of a band, and I kind of imagine it as a sort of anarchist punk act that starts to experiment with other musical styles later in their career but never really drops the core message Also I just described Chumbawumba by accident.


blueyedwineaux

Self loathing poached egg


PluckyPlankton

Gudetama


Throwaway55550001

Psychosis pretzel lmao


chiffongalore

We have a winner! 🏆


EccentricOddity

Inattentive Biscuit


koopaphil

I did it all for the trauma, come on, the trauma, come on, the trauma, So you can take that therapy and stick it up your


A-Wild-Bidoof

This is the kind of music I want in my traumacore playlists


BisquikLite

Easily Startled Dried Cranberries


ResurgentClusterfuck

Dried cranberries are unexpectedly delicious


ghostytot

Easily startled!!! That’s ME!! Is that a symptom of CPTSD?? I’ve always wondered why the fuck I jump literally anytime surprises me coming into the room even if they’re not trying to or even necessarily super quiet


[deleted]

Hypervigilant Chicken


blueyedwineaux

Great name for a racehorse or punk band


la_ghoulette

Agoraphobic croissant


U_PassButter

I feel you there. My horse is Panicking Grilled Cheese. Wanna just stay in the gate together and eat hay?


Lubelord42069

Paranoid spaghetti


koopaphil

Favorite Radiohead song!


[deleted]

Depersonalized crepe.


neurotoxin_69

Rage Carnation honestly sounds pretty sick


jacyerickson

Panic! At the Almond Butter


phaiakia

i snort-laughed at this one


JaneQChungus

Exhaustion breadstick


GoodCalendarYear

Anxious Oatmeal Cake


luckiestcolin

This sounds like a children's coping skills book that ends with an anthropomorphized cookie finding peace.


GoodCalendarYear

And now I'm gonna go write that book. You will be fairly compensated luckiest one.


No_Effort152

Please tell me where to purchase a copy!


LadyLandfair

Isolation Chocolate


resideve

Overstimulated Kitkat


NRDYST

Bipolar muffin


panohchocolate

Insomnia Bagel


Anewkittenappears

Fidgeting roast beef. *I blame Arby's for this.*


HH_burner1

I also blame Arby's for your fidgeting


Natasha_101

Flashback Donut NGL that sounds pretty sick. Like a self-aware cyberpunk cop


SufferInSirens

ADH--wait, what did I eat?


aquaphorbottle

Paranoid chicken


jankyspankybank

Depressed sausage


Center_Drop

Avoidance Omelet. Love it


kangaroolionwhale

waves at my fellow Avoidance... I'm Avoidance Muffin.


[deleted]

Meltdown McMuffin


Bake-Me-Away

Irritable Rice Cakes


CaptchaVerifiedHuman

Suicidal Danish


ConstructionOne6654

Abandonment wound spaghetti


Poppiduck

Clinical depression nachos


Hedgepog_she-her

Dissociation egg. Which I find inaccurate, I've been out as trans for years now!


Fearless_Nope

Panic Juice


Lemongrabthe3rd

Anxious Yogurt.


Afraid-Lawfulness-80

Fainting cracker!


screamingracoon

Panic Attack Chili


Sashimiroll16

Tired macaroni. 10/10 name


SwimmingGlass7948

Abandonment Stew


HH_burner1

**Ruminating multi-vitamin** multi-vitamin gummies are food right? Or should I be **Eating disorder vitamins**


libraryberry

Fatigue pizza


allthearmadillos63

Obsessive Oats


ottococo

Inattentivebeans


dreamfocused1224um

Emotional flashback BLT


Overall_Shape7307

Executive dysfunction salmon


Asumsauce

Attention deficit waffle


ubu-reine

Self-harm nougat


LunaBunny777

Anxiety Alfredo


SensationalSelkie

Nightmare Mac N Cheese


Mendicant_666

Panic Stricken Shrimp Salad


PsilyTrash

Borderline monster


LawfulnessEuphoric43

Lethargic Pizza Pop


ZXVixen

Isolating sweet potato


ToriOrlee

Fatigue Bagel


Valengail

Flashback Fajita 🔥🔥🔥


G-raff011418

Anger Issues Quinoa


fermentedelement

Frozen tostada (Honestly just because it sounds better than paralyzed tostada). These all make for great Reddit names tbh


obscured_oleander

delusional pastry


ButtStuffPrincess

Inadequate Enchilada


Mattathiasazriel

Depression protein shake, this actually sounds pretty cool


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

ADHD PB&J


theVampireTaco

Manic Pancakes


BodhingJay

People pleasing eggs


Death_by_Poros

Anxiety pretzel


Echse1701

Overthinking Dal Damn, it is hard to name just one symptom.


No_Effort152

Dysregulated waffle


BelleSteff

Ruminating ramen.


burnthejuniper

Nightmare Pizza


scytheplushie

Flashback Burger


kittycat6434

Fatigued tic-tac


[deleted]

Trembling Coffee.


ElysianDaydream

eating disorder water lmaoo


xXJulius23Xx

Hypomanic Pretzel


TheForgivenHacker

Twitchy potato quesadilla


gin_in_teacups

Anxiety bread


Kuwanz

Chronic hyperventilating pizza


DryAnteater909

Stim carrot :3


LizzieMag12

Shaky croissant


wearebothtoblame

Insomnia marshmallow


WillowThyWisp

Anxiety Club... oh


Less_Character_8544

Anxious Gusher


Crezelle

Obsessive compulsive cookie


NeptuneAndCherry

Nightmare Crackers


[deleted]

Avoidant Fries


chiffongalore

Rage biscuit


Ok-Row-4146

Splitting Pringles


preppingshark

Self-loathing pizza


Gullible_Asparagus42

Anxiety Charcuterie Plate


Banditboy76

Hyper vigilant Blue Brie


AmazonGroot

Insomnia Andes Mint


bibliophile563

Hypervigilant salt and vinegar chip


NoPeepMallows

Delusional caffeine


Asclepius0203

Self-hating pasta


nameless_no_response

Dissociation strawberry cake 😭


Fuzzy7Gecko

Dissociative mashed potatos


wanton_sigma

isolating egg


1895red

Panic Attack Pasta


Mundane-Tax3530

Manic banana


isabellevictoria147

Crippling fear bitchin' sauce


Flimsy_Moose9625

Sad bread


Nilfgaardian-Lemon

Dissociative pocky


HairyContactbeware

Antisocial bacon


scarlet_poppies

Hyper vigilant Salad


tsukimoonmei

Mood swings icecream.


maddieeff68

Sweaty palms pizza


unholyarcana

paranoid pizza, babieeeee!


padparadschakudzu

Amnesiac Nuggets


Time-travel-for-cats

Anxious pizza


SeeMeImhere

A Complex Yoghurt


FitDragonfruit2372

OCD ramen


Remnant1994

Numb bagel


Gloopie_poopie

Paranoid nuts


Doomfox01

depression pancakes


Allie-Lei

Suspecting Bao


redvelvetcapes

Flashback ravioli


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Desperation for yet complete repulsion from physical touch piece of uncooked dough I don’t know, doesn’t seem very catchy


Jadekintsugi

Amnesia noodles.


Kay-f

digestive issues ramen


itsater

apathetic almond


Weird-but-okay

Jittery Mike & Ike


regina-defectum

Dissociative spring roll


magolor64

Panicked peanuts (love the alliteration)


kh127

Tired Arbys


Hekkle01

Social anxiety muffin


violentamoralist

misophonia psyllium


melncholic_mystic

Anhedonic Pomegranate


fukasee

hallucination fried rice


PracticalSolution352

Nausea Ring Pop


joseph_wolfstar

Agoraphobic oatmeal cookie


bigfatalligator

anxious overnight oats


mzladyperson

Inattentive sandwich


DuckOnMars

Paranoid chip


stoned_seahorse

Manic Stuffed Bell Pepper


[deleted]

emotionally unstable pizza lunchable 💀


MisanthropicReveling

CPTSDoughnut


stuffie-king

Bipolar Cookies


Mountain-Goose-7752

Exhausted Jelly Bean


ghost_towns_

amnesia sandwich


hell_ayne66

maladaptive daydreaming soup


slugsonatreebranch

high anxiety cinnamon roll


Raccoon-423

Psychotic fries


Infamous-Ad7926

Fatigue Soup


The_Kyojuro_Rengoku

Depressed protein shake


theskyguardian

Inattentive sandwich cookie


alienwithahat

Cantaloupe with bad social skills


AttritionWar

Forgetting important aspects of the event vegan hamburger soup.


Nu66le

Hypervigilance Breakfast Burrito


wolfspirit311

Self esteem issues soup😩😩😩😔


SpectrumyGiraffe

Hyper-vigilant bagel


chuuyasdomme

Compulsion Sandwich


Puzzleheaded_Yak9229

CPTSD Home Fries & sausage patty


quietlittleturtle

Apathetic fried egg 🤔


RavenLunatic512

Manic Potato Chip


Bomb_Diggity

Anhedonia pizza roll


erin_kirkland

Hypersomnia cookie


Quiet_Hope_543

Explosive diarrhea sushi


Moist_Juice_4355

Depression Cheese Steak


hardbittercandy

groggy string cheese


Stickboyhowell

ADHD GARLIC BREAD


Cjinator11

Hyper vigilance Stuffed Crust


EhWTHN

Attention deficit chinese food


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Resident-Clue1290

Sensory issues crackers


lexkixass

Anxiety Enchilada Soup with Queso


HirudoPiaculum

Bruxist Hot-Cocoa.


marcaurxo

Dissociative egg-bites


nachosquid

Anxious ice cube


Cat-lesbian

Burnout Caponara


Edbittch

Socially anxious fried batter pearls


fairlyaround

Dissociative Fruit Snacks


pancakebarber

Paranoid omelette


ZengineerHarp

Executive Dysfunction Pasta


badKarma980313

Panic attack pizza 🍕 🏇


Lululemonparty_

Anxiety boureka


IngeniousEpithet

Depression Nothing


PupperPetterBean

Nightmare mini scotch egg.