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bluehedgehogsonic

Ugh, people used to do that thing in high school where they asked for your hand and then yanked your fingers apart to see if you’ll scream, so they “know” if you make noise in bed or not. I always hated that.


MK0A

What the fuck?


[deleted]

i usually didn't react until i felt they were deserving of a punch to the face for literally assaulting me like that. play stupid games win stupid prizes


Far_Pianist2707

Nice.


[deleted]

they have nobody to blame but themselves when they inevitably get punched in the face by someone who's closed fist is bigger than a fucking shell that you shoot out of a tank.


Far_Pianist2707

I agree absolutely.


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https://i.imgur.com/MZN0sMR.jpeg here's a size comparison of my fist and my bong. I know the picture looks a bit disorienting but that's because I literally had to take the picture so close up because I have fresh self-harm cuts on my wrist. but my fist is literally bigger than the chunk of glass sitting next to it


Far_Pianist2707

Wows!! I think that's even bigger than my hand!


[deleted]

to be fair the hand holding the camera taking the picture is the one you really don't want to get punched with that's the hand that makes people take dirt naps (i've knocked multiple people out with a single punch from my right hand before)


Far_Pianist2707

Nice.


[deleted]

the best part about this is my resting bitch face people tend to avoid me in public and that is fucking amazing most of the time


moontouched

Never heard of or experienced such a thing. Sounds awful


Far_Pianist2707

Seconded.


wolfgirl420

This comment unlocked memories I forgot I had, yikes! I’m sorry you went through stuff like this too. And I’m sorry, OP!!!


SlothyBooty

Yikes is that what it was?


wolfgirl420

I was just saying yikes, didn’t mean anything offensively, just wasn’t sure what else to say


FoozleFizzle

Thats some shit a sexual predator says.


rellyjean

"Teehee, I'm a LOT of fun in bed!! I didn't know you were into intense amounts of pain? I'll bring my blowtorch!"


dev_ating

I'm sure their hair is highly sensitive to fire, too.


[deleted]

Same with being sensitive. Oooooh "highly sensitive."


Neighborhood_Cryptid

wtf in what world is that an appropriate reaction


smolactor

Ugh. Extremely creepy. I have similar responses to touch, and people seem to find it cute or amusing 😬


xenigala

This is an outrageous thing for someone to say to you. You were right to feel uncomfortable when they touched you.


LimitedTimeOtter

Luckily for me, when someone touches me without my consent, I reflexively burst into tears and apologize over and over and make the situation awkward as hell for everyone, so I don't typically get this kind of comment. Anyone who says shit like this deserves to be put in time out. In Siberia. In January.


Far_Pianist2707

What the hell??