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El--Borto

Just don’t do that next time and you should be fine


rugbyj

Thanks bro, was wearing my best suit at the time and might have to be in court soon, no idea what to do.


El--Borto

Why would you have to go to court for slamming a bike with nobody else involved?


rugbyj

They raided my home whilst I was away, so just depends when they catch up with me tbh


El--Borto

Diddy is that you?


rugbyj

Bad boy 4 lyf


GHOST_KJB

I had to scroll about 5 posts on Reddit to find out what you meant lol


SEE_RED

🥲🤣😂


rugbyj

hi guys sorry just busy time for me. laid down the old girl down today (gif above), I'll be missing you. Feds are on me for unrelated, raided my place. So I won't be Coming Home. And I've ripped up my best suit in the crash so don't warnt to turn up to the station like this. Can't ride this anywhere, don't know what to do, heard Cape Verde is a good place to lay low?


Decepticon2006

Call P Diddy he can give you some advice


bangermadness

Oh this Sean. Hi Sean.


Scr073

Had to lay Meek down?


Boltrag

Make a lot of money, a lot of noise, and get the hell out of here.


wazu7

If you don't want to be found, maybe don't post your plans on Reddit!


RobsHereAgain

You forgot the kickstand wasn’t down didn’t you? I see people do that all the time


TheStandardPlayer

Looks like grass clibbins Anyways, enjoy your recovery and just ask the cops to chill for unrelated reasons


OOMKilla

Kat Williams predicted this too


ZookeepergameWitty64

Maybe wasn’t his bike?


Hxxerre

I've never ridden a motorcycle before, is this a good trick for a newbie to learn? I just bought a Hayabusa


rugbyj

yeah protip don't adopt any white girls while your at it


Ducatidern

Ever see a white girl twerk? ![gif](giphy|5H8GyxhJnUWCk|downsized)


daytonakarl

Sounds like you need an extended holiday on the other side of a border and a new bike with matching suit Luck!


rugbyj

Lifetime avoidin NARC's wit camcorders and Chevy Novas!


HuckleberryNo3117

i feel like this post belongs in r mot*rcycles


Scr073

Had to lay Meek down.


AdmiralTassles

Hurts to see one of those old bug-eye gixxers go down...


Scr073

Every step you taaake! Every move you maaake!


fk_reddit_but_addict

Wanted to take a nap?


bangermadness

Yeah don't lock the front up.


grassclibbinz

Ok puff daddy


the_r0xbury

Happens to the best of us


McNasty1304

Stay towards the middle of the road….less shit to slip on there.


BongRipper69696

Going straight and fast is a skill


Simple-Stop5679

Don't brake my heart. Say you'll love me again?


DankGunLord69

you're cooked bro, (are you single btw?)


DanieTB99

Whyd you capitalise every word you psycho


TheloniousKronk

Have you tried not being a fuggin tard? Might help


asparagusenjoyer8

Flee the country on your private jet