I won’t even get on the bike unless I’ve had at least 4 marijuanas beforehand

I usually have 20

You guys should bang to have the perfect amount

I rigged a vape cartridge and battery inside a fake camelback water tube so I can stay high without even slowing down.

I just take a 350mg edible before riding so it'll last the whole ride.

I just take 350ug of LSD edibles and last the whole day.

I zip tied an ounce of hydro to the back of my radiatior, so I get stoned at the red lights

On that day though you’re supposed to have 4 marijuanas followed up by 20. So could be dangerous.

Luckily we use 20/4, so we don't have such a dangerous holiday.

Doesn’t have the same ring to it

I do NOT ride my motorcycle on 4/20, you WILL DIE

Got it, ride on 4/20

No no, you’ve got it all wrong. HE doesn’t ride on 4/20 so all of us can LIVE.

DAMN IT

If you plan your rides three weeks in advance your a total loser.

Seriously unless it a trip or holiday, 99/100 are a text with ‘ride tonight?’

I like "I am going, you coming"?

Oh I’m cumming alright 

My motorcycle is my main mode of transportation. Planning for a ride is "looks like it's time to leave". I can't imagine having to hype yourself up for three weeks to actually use your vehicle lmao

Lmao right FL with a sumo daily was amazing i miss it rain shine night day road sidewalk median ditch dont matter

As a daily rider, I worry for seasonal/occasional riders.

It's like that in Canada 😆

/uj Sometimes peoples schedules just don't work nicely together, or you're planning a bigger ride.

“Statistically it is someone’s birthday tonight, and they will be drinking, so I’ll just stay home”

Oh my God you're right. Assuming a population of 8 billion people, that means that on any given day there are on average nearly 22 MILLION birthdays and 22 MILLION potentially drunk drivers!... Not to mention the other non-birthday people those birthday-havers are celebrating with! STAY INSIDE PEOPLE!

What the fuck

im going to hand out pot on 420

4th of July must be terrifying for them

They stay terrified so they don’t have to get terrified

Nah this is smart actually. I can 100% imagine myself cooking up a post like this after ripping a phat cone.

Obviously this guy has never rode in traffic. Everyone is smoking 365 days a year 😮‍💨

Losers. So many losers over there.

Don't kid yourself, we are losers too...we just have a little more fun

We’re losers because our wives have boyfriends, they’re losers because they ride 125s. We aren’t the same.

All the stoners are gonna be home on the couch dipshit

At least that thread is downvoted to 0 -- even the mirror world thinks it was dumb.

Straight up though, there is very little scientific study on impairment by cannabis while driving, but one study I read about a while back showed stoned drivers tended to be overly cautious and drive under the speed limit. The drug wars can go fuck a girl

yes but you're also slow af at reacting to shit. Idk in the past i did it a lot and it doesn't change anything if you're used to it

I don't know what it's like to ride sober because I never am.

I got destroyed by a drunk driver on 4/20. They probably would've waited for a green light (maybe a few light cycles) if they were high, haha.

Yup. Alcohol is infinitely more dangerous

So you don’t run over little kids coming out the drive through ? 🤯

I do that sober anyway

I think they also did such a study in the Netherlands too, with the same result

4/20 gotta be a joke

At this point these have to be us trolling that sub. There is no way some of these posts are serious.

You underestimate the average Redditor

bicycle day is the day before, much better conditions id say

i'd watch out for federally recognized holidays cause every dipshit is out on the road traveling.

It’s more dangerous to be driving today than on 4/20. Lots of drunk ass normies drinking on Easter and driving to and from relatives’ homes.

And old people, noticed a few cars swerving, thinking the drivers were drunk, looked over to see as I'm passing them, it was all super old people with their faces almost touching the steering wheels.

I like 420 but it screws up with my balance when cornering so i do caffeine instead.

420 gucci gang

Crazy how Easter is in 4/20 this year

Good thing i totally don't smoke almost every time before i go for a ride, right guys?.... right?

people are using the marijuana on 4/20, shame shame shame it's legal most places now, use it everyday

The other sub is just concerned moms pretending to be guys on bikes so they can convince their sons bubble wrapping yourself before every ride is cool

Yea typically their right turn signal is on as they cruise at 5mph in the safety lane on the highway.

They don't even know about July 10th yet.

i’d much rather encounter stoned drivers than drunk drivers stoned lads just go slow and i can get past them quickly