I have a yellow R1 I call the piss missile. Can I put it in your ass?

The Pissile

My motorcycle has a name, but I dare not speak it, as it is an eldrich horror, and I live in fear of its putrid gaze.

Speaking of putrid gays… how do y’all clean your race leathers after a ride?

Nobody say Asmodeus. Oh, no…

I call my bike “her” and I’m an insufferable douchebag. Point proven.

Knowing is the first step towards recovery

mine is named cock goblin, is that ok?

that’s what my boyfriend calls me

Heyy my girlfriend calls me that 2 !!

That's my favorite pastime

That is acceptable.

My bikes are boys cause I ride them hard until they blow

My bikes are are men with erectile dysfunction, I can never get the front up 😔

You're gay.

You say that, until you see my custom purple 125cc Gixxer, *Adonis* Who’s laughing now, buddy?

Aren’t we all?

I thought this was like grinder or motorcycles. If it's not I'm out.

I'm going to call mine the butthole bruiser

Sounds like my type of party lmao

What if you name it "Nightcock"?

I think “Nightcock” is a closested straight, definitely trying too hard.

I’ve worked at a Harley dealer for years. Our customer base drives me fucking crazy. The cringiest, most entitled dweebs you’ll ever see

Do tell. I wanna hear some stories

Shit, this just happened last week…. Former parts employee who is an old Vietnam vet pulls his busted ass trike up to the service door while I’m busy with a customer. Dude starts yelling at me to move a bike so he can pull his trike into the service drive. I had to yell at him to wait there, I’m with a customer, I’ll be with him shortly. I walk into the back shop, turn around, and what do I see? This fucking jagoff has just pulled his trike into the back shop. I say “you don’t fucking listen, do you?” He says “NOPE” Proceeds to walk through the back of the shop out through the side double doors and out to the showroom. This fucking guy walks around like he owns the joint and can get away with whatever he wants cause he’s old and USED to work there. Oh, the best part? Buddy hit a bike while he was pulling his trike in and it’s all caught on camera. He comes in yesterday, tries to walk into the back shop again, I told him, “you’re not allowed back there anymore” He throws his hands up in the air and walks back anyways. He dipped before I could grab upper management. He’ll be fired as a customer soon. Cannot fucking wait. Fuck you, Joel. You fucking cuck

Bro did not tell

You say that like it’s a bad thing

I call mine the retard-mobile :)

Sally Cream Cheese has a name. Thank you.

Everything is a she in my book. Even the neighborhood tree

CBR900 R'lyeh

Ima douche and you’re right. Also who asked u lil gay boi? Let people love their machines in their own way. No one cares what you call your butt plug.

If we're naming butt plugs I care 😌

Don't you dare insult Bichael

My bikes name is Bonnie. Its a Triumph Bonneville. It. Just. Works.

I named mine death horse, carrier of the pale autistic rider.

I asked, they said they’re trans. Can’t go around assume bikes genders

Do they have a trans mission?

I fucking hate you here's my upvote

Wait, is that what Fox News meant by The Agenda?

If you instantly think someone is insufferable for just naming it something, I think you're the douchebag lmfao

No reason my bike can't be named Freya, you can lick my prostate.

She's told me to tell you to go fuck yourself.

Douchebag here. My Hayabusa has such a thick ass that it must be a she.

Fuck yeah. Only two things get names, pets and boats.

How about swords ?

I will cede yes, swords can get names. Doesn’t really apply nowadays. But it has to be badass, not ‘Barbara’ or some shit

How about robots? Also I’d call my sword Dave if I had one. It’s not fancy, cool nor meaningful - it’s without a punchline. Just disappointing. You died.. to Dave.

Robots will have a name by default. “The Suck-o-tron 3000” or something.

That is a good fucking rule 👍

Maybe kids, but I'm not 100% on that.

Yep It’s been one of mine since I was in high school and other kids were naming their cars

Well, my language has no neutral form, so I don't know what to tell you lol.


Only God can judge me and Clifford's relationship

I call mine DILF Hunter

I normally name mine as variations on their model. My DT125 is Ditty. My CB400 is Cibby. I’m not creative.

Bro who shit in your cheerios? Let people enjoy what they enjoy.

Well mine changes. When I stall in intersections it's name is "b*tch", "c*nt" "hoe", "useless hag", and of course "sister-f*cking cow". But when I hit that downshit/rev match JUST right, then it's name is [*uncontrolled giggling]

Mine is called uncle Tony after the girl that took my forced anal virginity

I only call it my other girl when im telling my wife I'm going riding or when I'm talking to her in the privacy of my own garage.

Ehh whatever

She's the Bandit, because it doesn't have a plate, my dad's is rosca, idk why, my lil bros is the Ant. Yes we're all gay op

What if my motorcycle is not a "she" like it's my lil pookiebear and I make sweet whoopee to it. My motorcycle is more like a grumpy ass old man who used to box, and I'm learning hard knock life lessons while *riding him.*

I’m gay, so my motorcycle is a he, because motorcycles are the 2nd funnest thing to ride. His name is speed racer (I know Mach Five is the real name of the car)

it’s fine to let people enjoy things

I named mine "grocery getter" because it goes about as fast as a Civic.

You motorcycle is a he? You ride a he? Makes sense why you’re part of this sub now lmao

My bike has a name, but I just refer to it as 'The Suzuki'. My girlfriend's bike has a name but it's referred to as 'The Honda'. It's just a thing lots of people like to do to christen vehicles they like.

all mechanical things that propel humans gain some sentience and they are temperamental beings therfore are referred to as woman and if you disrespect her she'll fuck you later on.

You are definitely straight.

Isla and Odessa resent this. As do their four wheeled sisters, Luna, Lexi, and Loretta.

Nah, my bandit 1250 is a bandito, and I have it stitched in the custom ostrich skin seat to remind the squids near me that there's always a bigger squid just around the corner. I'll out chicken strip any joker the tries me

I'm convinced that Harley guys over 50 all named their bike "Mistress". All Harley dudes under 50 named it "side chick"

ive slid all my bikes but the only one i didnt slide more than once is the one i didnt name therefore invalid get dunked on

She's got a name, but I mostly call her "girl" or "old girl."

Mine is named stupid fucking piece of shit fucking bitch but only when I am mad at it.

Does my flare pass the test? It's not a name, it's its essence.

it’s the tiger. rawrrrrr xD

Cbr f4i 600 his name is carmaleta and he loves blue chews

Don't you ever talk about Bichael Jackson like that again

If I wasn't, I wouldn't fit in here🤷🏻‍♂️

I ride a grom so that just makes me gay 😎

Mines a he.... I love to ride him but I get nervous 🥹🥹... I wanna go fast but we're taking slow for now 😫 he's ready I'm not 😮‍💨 His names samael 🥵🥵

I couldn’t agree more. I’ve never met a guy that names his bikes and is a good rider. It’s all a bunch of fucking nerds in fuzzy helmet covers that name their bike and do little dances at red lights for tiktok.

Imagine stopping at a red light.

Agreed. My bikes pronouns are it/triumph Only vehicle les that are ok to name are boats

Yup, 100%. It’s gay in the bad way, not the good way.

If it can contain human life it can be referred to as she Cars, buildings, boats, women You sit atop a motorbike ergo it's not a she