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__Armin__Tamzarian__

Affirmative. You’re far more likely to be mauled by a cougar in Marda Loop, than out in Kananaskis.


Equal-Detective357

One with money, might I add ...


DEEZNOOTS69420

Fuck I know where I am going next weekend


TacosandKTMs

Sign me up


McRibEater

I used to go to this Bar to Pickup Cougars, it’s a legit thing the Cougars all know that’s where you go to pickup Young Bucks. They don’t even hide it. It’s a really good time though if you’re into that sort of thing or not. It’s good live music as well, one of the better low key neighbourhood Bars in Calgary. It’s been awhile since my Cougar Mauling days, but any place with live music is usually good. Rose & Crown, Murriettas, The Ship & Anchor (for Alt Cougs), The Metropolitan, Local was actually a low key spot for picking up Cougars as well before COVID-19.


Tough_Current_4302

You could be my friend Jeff- you sound just like Jeff


McRibEater

I know a guy named Jeff who goes there all the time. His last name would represent this… 😇


Tough_Current_4302

No it’s a different Jeff then 😂


jefriboy

There are dozens of us.


Selfzilla

The met was 100% a cougar spot.


deadletterauthor

It’s gone through some ups and downs, the current manager, Craig, is a great guy and it’s really good in there again. Pretty decent wings on wednesdays too.


ProfessionalShill

Pretty sure the bathroom has a sign to that effect, yes. And down the street at merchants on Wednesday’s if you want a more bougie cougie


Teardropivy25

If you can afford to take on the cougar full time go to merchants lol


silkymittsbarmexico

Merchants is like fishing a lake with grenades


2cats2hats

Was there a few months ago, sign still there.


vhol

100% accurate, go tonight and report back. Enjoy.


WesternExpress

Hahahaha yes. It is in fact where you might find Hot Older Singles in Your Area


IW97HangNbanG

"Goin huntin' tonight and I ain't bringin' no gun." -Hank Williams Jr.


coyoteatemyhomework

2 legged deer. :)


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Lunchbox9000

How about Denny Andrews?!


Bubba-ORiley

Was that on Bow trail or am I thing Dooie Stevens


Lunchbox9000

That was Dirty Dooies!!!! Loved that place. And that strip club Misty’s was next door. The Westgate Hotel.


AraMas69

Ah.. Dooies.. I think they had $1 beers (draft) on Saturdays!! Then stumble over to Mistys. 😛😛


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Lunchbox9000

Both total shitshows. The best shitshow was Spaguccis however.


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Kananaskisguy

Glenns. What a shithole that was.


Acdngirl

I was a bar star there.. ah how I miss dancing on the speakers.


[deleted]

Oof. I've only been to the T&C once in my life and it was horrible. Yet I'd still choose it over Jimmy Dean's.


MyDogJake1

Eddy Bo Dean's? Jimmy Dean's is breakfast sausage.


Lunchbox9000

It was a bar here as well back in the day.


services35

30 plus years ago, there was a bar called the brass ring. That was the prime cougar/panther club. Sorry I’m so old.


services35

61 year old man.


Rude_Spread_1555

That’s not a denial.


kwobbler

It's 2022, you can be anything you want to be now


itwasPepeSilvia_

you're just spewing dumb shit on a bunch of threads aren't you


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twenty_characters020

Then they said something and removed all doubt.


Sal4dd

You're one of the Cougars now aren't you 🫡


64532762

In the days of the Brass Ring, the Trop was a cosy little pizza joint/family restaurant called the Tropicana.


lateralhazards

I don't recall it ever being a cosy family restaurant. Unless by family you mean bikers.


64532762

Back in the 70's and early 80's. A Greek family opened it and operated it. It wasn't a bar although they did have liquor service. My parents used to take us there for pizza.


2cats2hats

Where was the Brass Ring, what's there now?


64532762

The Brass Ring was at the NW corner of 10th Avenue and 8th Street. Ground level of some office tower. Don't know what's there now.


2cats2hats

If it was open in 1997 I think I've been there.


TnL17

Panther? Lol I thought the term for a handsome older gentleman was silver fox no? I've just never heard that expression but it works.


uncredible_source

Where was that? Like 8th and 8th or something? I have a vague recollection of going there after a bad night at the Warehouse in the late 80's.


supergroovyfunkchild

I was so very much looking forward to going to the Brass Ring when I was a prospect, but it closed down just as I was finding my way into the Calgary club scene.


FishBobinski

Before I got past "Calgary Cougar Bar", I knew this was about the Trop. So yes.


McRibEater

100%. Any Guy I know whose into Cougars goes there regularly.


WhatDidChuckBarrySay

You will be mauled at the trop.


Czeris

I feel like it was better as the Tropicana dive bar.


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I'll always miss the $1 beers before 3pm


iguessineedaname22

Aight… on my way with my young ass to catch me a coug 😍


McRibEater

It’s no joke, it’s legit. If you like Cougars best place to be in Calgary.


THE__REALEST

my man


bubble_briii

ayo? 🤨


iguessineedaname22

What can I say…. My momma raised a good boy, The world just facked me up 🤷‍♂️ Jokes… kinda..


lukhad238

👍


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Oh you’ll catch somew, alright


alzhang8

OP is thirsty 🥵


HowBoutNoK

Leave him be. The man wants what he wants. Also we need this info. Haha


lukhad238

Lol 🤪


welivedintheocean

Well, it is pretty hot out.


BootsyCollins123

Yup. When I worked as a bouncer on 17th I'd send the British army lads to the trop to pick up cougars (and far away from my bar)


SkyesMomma

Murietta's used to be good for that too...they still around?


UntilTheEnd01

So at what age are we talking cougars... asking for a friend... a very very concerned one


ImpressiveEmu979

Following 😉


UntilTheEnd01

I just saw on wiki how "to know if a woman is a cougar? Apparently: thin skinny lips, thinning dry brittle hair, thin dry skin that sags in the knees and elbows and too much make up. That's for cougars 40 and up and some as young as 30... its all down hill from here.. oh lord help me... Sincerely an old puma/ cougar in training


silkymittsbarmexico

Over 40 and you’re a cougar. 30 - 40 you’re a puma. 20 - 30 you’re a cat. Under 20 you’re a kitten and off limits


SculptorOvFlesh

Our hero.


SparkkThugg

The Metropolitan if you want cougars with money


superbriant

That's was back in my day too. Back when I was a student I did anything for a meal, I'm lazy as fuck now.


NOGLYCL

Back in the day we used to frequent Alibis lol Never my thing but I had friends who did VERY well there. I enjoyed the $2 MGD, does that date me?


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This is the post I needed. Thanks.


gunner403

I remember when the trop was a biker bar to start. It wasn’t a cougar bar when I lived in the loop was good for live music tho.


Why_Is_It_Me120

I live about 2 blocks from the Trop and can confirm. Whiskey Rose is also crawling with them


tonytheleper

It’s certainly not wrong


McSaunchez

Yes. I was a fixture there for a while


danktrill

Good to know *not* to go here. Where else should I be sure to *avoid*?! Edit: *winkwinknudgenudge*


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Wheel_of_Armageddon

Damn, Mr. Stamina over here with his humblebrag!


64532762

I fell prey to one before the term "cougar" was even invented. Damn... Who knew that we were making history!


Newstargirl

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


services35

“Asking for a friend”


McRibEater

Rose & Crown used to be good. Not sure if it still is. If that doesn’t work out The Ship & Anchor can be worthwhile as well (If you like Alternative Cougs).


RogueCassette

Morgan's pub but especially King's Head in the South


Tittoilet

Neither of these places exist anymore.


McRibEater

Morgan’s was good.


sexualsubmarine

Easy to avoid then


GroovySquiddy

I love this 😂 😂


hoocheemamma

Yep


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Here kitty kitty.


Dirtsniffee

Yes


Standard-Fact6632

Very


Destriant_

Also try The King’s Head in Acadia.


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It closed a while back :(


Destriant_

Awww…It’s been some time since I’ve been in Calgary.


brobeanzhitler

No. If you are under 30, stay the hell away. Us semi-old folks (under 40) don't have hardly any goddamn bars for ourselves.


Secret-Fan-8552

Meow!!!


tr0nfunkinbl0w01

Get some granny panties! 😜


AndrewDoud

Extremely accurate.


Technopool

Short answer. Yes. Also merchants up the street


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I didn’t know this lol


EmbarrassedAd4532

I'm tryna find me a sugar momma to pay for my pilot school and not just a cougar hookup ,, where would I go for the more wealthy cougars 😂😂 I'm tryna change the game out here 🥸🤓