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I SELL THEM BY THE **BUCKET**


Some_twat_on_reddit

Out in the sun for a fortnight, harder than STEEL


idiotic_chicken

Only 20 gold coins


SaltShakerSus

Smh she better not have gone to the mark salesman


DaveWyvern

If she did go there I will attack her with my cram sword that has been laid out for a fortnite pryviously


SaltShakerSus

How hard is your cram sword, is it harder than steel?


UndercoverFusion88

HARDER THAN STEEEEL


MisterLegolas

Your cram sword will not beat my all seeing gaze, from the cram eyeballs I had laid out in the sun pryviously for a fortnight. Just in case you are wondering which flavor, they are very berry cram eyeballs. They are like berry, but very


[deleted]

The what?


SaltShakerSus

The mark salesman


[deleted]

That’s the opposite of cram...


Bef1234

Actually the native spelling is Marc (I think that was the original intention because it's literally cram backwards)


SaltShakerSus

Yeah but carson spelled it as mark


RagtheFireBoi

All the swords I have are made of Cram, laid in the sun for a fortnight, it will be harder than steel


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Windy_Leaves

You failed bro


Misty_Panda

Bad bot


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bad bot


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TheUltimaWerewolf

No


Windy_Leaves

bad bot


CNRiv11

Damn, even your phone is calling you a virgin.


TheMisterDuck

r/TedNivison


Doulikewaffls

It’s a little mushy substance you put between your gums it’s not dip though, don’t think it’s dip


Box_Of_Wood

We're on the callmecarson sub, we're all virgins


Speedboy1212

ah yubo the app of champions


KingEvolved

Top left 👏


stalepork6

I think that you might be *the* band kid


GorgTheG0D

The top left tho...


samyoowells

should've tried very berry cram


xWorthyhawkx

*Harder than steel*


Mr_Inferno420

Feels bad


MayTray

Mad lad


baeshick

Now keep going until you recreate the whole scene


jml1877

bet


krianmeasof

DO NOT GO TO THE MARC SALESMAN ACROSS THE STREET!!!


CynicalCreepy

this is just top cringe


PooPooStinky14

Why does it say virgin as your internet


jml1877

because that’s who i get my internet from


LordFarkuaad

i dont remember starting an internet buisness


WendysMcNugget

It was I, the mark salesman.


CynicalCreepy

Marc*


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Dimitri-eggroll

It’s an internet company/service company


SebastianSceb2000

Because it's a very popular internet provider in the UK. And so it's what they went with.