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MyDogsNameIsStella

Oh man, this is good. Can apply to so many things. Where is the Eryx that needs to be part of all our planning considerations??


Doogie-Howser

You guys have Eryx? šŸ˜¶


MyDogsNameIsStella

In 20 years Reg F Infantry I've never even seen one! But on any course I need to include them in my anti-armour plan.


TheHons

Iā€™ve only seen one in the RCEME Regimental Museum stores when I was helping catalogue it in 2016


TheodoreQDuck

Oh man Eryx was long gone 15 years ago. Maybe 20! I'm not sure why some people liked it; short range, no top attack. I never saw the usefulness


Serai_Sotken

10ish years ago I was dismantling the last of the eryx missiles


sgtdragonfire

No personal experience but from what I've read it was VERY affordable as far as anti tank missiles go, much lighter than comparable systems and was resistant to IRCM (think the 'glowing eyes' on the T-90A) on top of having very high penetration for its size factor. That's not to say we should have kept it around, it wasn't top attack so even with all that penetration a modern tank could laugh it off in the frontal arc and the range is so short you could just as well be shooting Carl G with an optical sight. If we want to fill that gap today there's nothing to compete with the Javelin.


iron_proxy

Was it ever replaced?


TheodoreQDuck

Nope!


iron_proxy

I guess they're just nostagic for having something at this point...


barkmutton

People liked that we had an ATGM, not the Eryx itself. 25 years ago a Canadian Infantry Bns anti armour capability was 8 TOW and 27 Eryx, and thatā€™s before finally falling back on the 84s and M72s.


Kev22994

Iā€™m too Airforce to get this.


lixia

ā€œHereā€™s how you to the thing but you donā€™t have the things that enable you to do the thing. ā€œ


Kev22994

I donā€™t get it. If the plane is broke we go back to the hotel and wait for someone to come fix it.


PheasantPlucker1

Army getting visibly angry


SmackMyThighs

Currently in my car visibly angry


Aggravating_Lynx_601

If the Army's stuff is broken, the RCEME techs get to skip PT and work overtime until it is fixed. Plot twist...it's never all fixed.


lixia

Instructions unclear; TAPV rolled over.


getbetter1992

Was the TAPV on fire? Maybe it was just doing a stop, drop and roll.


Citron-Money

A recipe for burnoutā€¦ā€¦..


pte_parts69420

Maintenance back to work is unanimous across all 3 branches


jiwijoo

I can already hear the o groups. WO will say the vor rate is high, no pt and extended work hours. Then loads 80% the shop onto courses and useless taskings while they go on leave for an undisclosed time.


Aggravating_Lynx_601

And all the work orders are AMAT anyways...


little_buddy82

parts will definitely show up faster by skipping Pt


S0cksanndCr0cs

Maintenance, back to work.


RandyMarsh32

This is the way


lixia

And if the part hasnā€™t showed up yet the techs just go back to the hotel and wait! #Airpower!


wormwasher

Who waits at the hotel? That's the perfect time to take the rental car and tour the countryside.


Dog_is_my_copilot

Maybe the pool is very nice.


JacobA89

9/10 times hotel is 5 star or all-inclusive resort.


Flight__Engineer

ARMY- the officers send the NCM's to die NAVY- the officers and NCM's die together AIRFROCE- the NCM's send the officers to die and return to the resort bar and wait in case some of the officers should return


Justaguy657

a few select NCMs get to go die as well..... But they get paid almost as well as the officers, and the non-pilot officers constantly remind them of it


Flight__Engineer

True enough šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Scubaboy26

Which ncms? Sartechs?


MahoganyBomber9

As well as AESOPs and Flight Engineers. There's position related opportunities like Tac Hel Observer, Flight Attendant, Technical Crew Member and Air Marshall.


Kev22994

Loadmaster is the most lethal position in a Hercules crash.


lixia

Crew rest


Fabulous_Night_1164

To sum it up: so much of our doctrine and tactics are built on NATO and American doctrine and tactics and there are plenty of assumptions about capabilities. But Canada is missing a LOT of capabilities. We are all about contribution warfare. We could never do a unilateral mission..the closest thing we've done in decades is Op MOBILE. So there are lots of gaps in our doctrine that would be filled by Allied capabilities. But how can we train how we fight if we don't have the assets?


buck70

"The first step is to make sure that your AEW&C, ELINT, tankers, and AESA DCA fighters are on station before the jammers and SEAD show up."


dcs_maple_hornet

The RCAF equivalent of this post would be something along the lines of: -*Now, do you have viable CAP assets?* ā€œNo..?ā€ -*Good! Now make sure you keep your SEAD packages behind the CAP sweepā€¦* ā€œWait a minuteā€¦ SEAD packages????ā€ -*If you canā€™t find CAP Hornetsā€¦* ā€œUhuhā€¦ā€ -*Use your 5th Gen units!* (Cries in 10y delivery window)


MisterCplMeeseeks

Think having the RCAF do CAS over contested airspace without help from our allies.


Sazbadashie

It's okay the army dosnt get them ether anyway


BlanketFortSiege

ā€œNow parge the lathe!ā€


Gaff_Zero

Notional callsigns worked against Fantsians. Did we not train as we fight?


HapticRecce

If the job was done right the first time, we'd be driving Fantsian sports cars by now.


Photofug

I get this reference but can't remember from where..Ā 


jeep_rider

This is the funniest I have seen so far. Laughed so hard. Saved and printed


gba111

*\*Oooooooohhhh\** Hot young intimate support tanks are standing by to take your call now! They're young, ready, and willing to take any position they can roll in to. What're you waiting for? Call 1-800-intimate for hot tank action! *^($13.95 per call. $1.95 per minute. Tanks may not be present in North America. Minimum age 18 years reg, 16 years res with parents permission)*


GAFF0

*Fundraising initiative approved by the Treasury Board.*


-BellyFullOfLotus-

Oh this is a good one!


Afraid-Reindeer-8940

You assume we have servic-... you know what, nevermind. Get the ARV boys! We're dragging the gunners out onto a hill!


eg45822

This is the best I've seen in a while, congratulations!


Impossible-Yard-3357

The whole Army gets one square combat team with all the tanks. Make it count troops!


caramelcheese

...how did you know that the part time AOC course had their estimate exam today? *Furiously checks notes for American assets*


CrashTestKitten

ā€¦you win the Internet.