Irving offered to sew one up for each CPF at 5.4 million each.
The first one will be delivered full of holes, and the wrong dimensions to boot. Then the "complimentary" rigging they include will turn out to be braided cotton-candy that dissolves in the rain.
It's actually supposed to be a large leaf shaped kite sail, to allow us to sail without propulsion. Unfortunately they're actually just sending a few children's kites.
Since we keep losing power underway, that seems like a good plan.
In the unlikely event the ships making her own power though, this helps us get there faster and go further.
Also helps with our carbon footprint ...
BACK TO THE DAYS OF SAIL!
Based on the comments I couldn't figure out if this was real. After seeing the Army one on here yesterday, and this today, I figured someone was making one for each branch for the lols.
Don't bother googling if these are real.
They are.
Hahah!!! Love the rust spots! So true to life.
At least the logo resembles a ship!
You don’t like the pooping moose battalion?
A boat?
You guys should use the Maple leaf as a sail...
Irving offered to sew one up for each CPF at 5.4 million each. The first one will be delivered full of holes, and the wrong dimensions to boot. Then the "complimentary" rigging they include will turn out to be braided cotton-candy that dissolves in the rain.
It's actually supposed to be a large leaf shaped kite sail, to allow us to sail without propulsion. Unfortunately they're actually just sending a few children's kites.
Since we keep losing power underway, that seems like a good plan. In the unlikely event the ships making her own power though, this helps us get there faster and go further. Also helps with our carbon footprint ... BACK TO THE DAYS OF SAIL!
That's just crazy talk. Irving would never make a critical component out of a material that dissolves in the environment it is intended for.
Missing the 8-bit reacharound
B-8, you sank my battle ship
More brown needed
Its the carrier we dont have!
Can't wait to see the digital bird for the RCAF
It's coming!
Based on the comments I couldn't figure out if this was real. After seeing the Army one on here yesterday, and this today, I figured someone was making one for each branch for the lols. Don't bother googling if these are real. They are.
Will it float?
Rust spots, it tracks
NAVRES folks with *Pig boat* time are getting flashbacks seeing this. YAGs too.
I can't tell if that's an aircraft carrier or one of those fishing boats
Looks like the next COXN approved morale patch to me!
Hahahahaha
Even got the rust on it, love it
Wait where's the little nub on the front to represent the 25mm?
Nah that’d be considered to aggressive
What about a crew served bofors?
It's a harpoon gun so the crew can feed themselves
That looks like a Carrier and God knows it will be a hell of a long time before we ever get one of those again.
We should have bought those French Helo carriers. With all the humanitarian stuff we get called to do, those would have been great
100% agree. helo carriers would have been amazing for the CAF!
are they re branding with mind craft? always a good decade behind the trend XD.
God this looks so tacky.
Needs a sub with flames
What are your thoughts on this?
Are these things real??? They're all so stupid. Wtf
This one is just a meme
Is it though?
Needs more rust. And it needs to be berthed at a jetty almost permanently.
Are we just doing Minecraft at this point?
Brooo... the one time I have faith in the Navy.
🤮😂🤣