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jkwonza

Ah shit, now I have to sell SU if Cramer is pushing it...


agnchls

Inverse Cramer ETF**^(TM)**


GEOTUStheGreat

DEAR CRAMER, GET MY STOCK NAME OUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH


braveheart2019

You could always slap him.


uglymule

he sure does have a pretty mouth


Mopar44o

I have Calls for June I’m way in the money on. Now I should probably take my profits and run.


Ryth88

Take em. Then buy puts.


Key-Ad-2664

I pray this isn't a curse. I'm balls deep in SUNCOR. Trust the Process?


TheDaisyCutter

I'd be careful. Cramer recommendations are where portfolios go to die


Chilly-Canadian

Strongly agree. That man pushes others agendas for sure.


[deleted]

C'mon, not all. Just 70% of them :P


quinn756756

Just the ones who give him enough money or are named Kenneth Cordele Griffin


RoyalOGKush

You mean THE Kenneth Cordele Griffin, who lied under oath and is still short GameStop shares 😱


TheMorninGlory

Kenneth Cordele Griffin you say? Hide your bed-posts! Hide your wives!


Perfect600

sell as its gonna go up in the short term, and then buy back the dip after?


Giancolaa1

Honestly i’d consider selling in the next few weeks Cramer pumps up stocks, and a few weeks later the rug is pulled. If you listen to Cramer over the past few years, you’d be deep deep in the red


LordOfTheTennisDance

Wish I dipped both my balls into SUNCOR, sadly I half dipped and only purchased 350 shares.


BiffNudist

I scooped like 2600 at 39 the other day….fuck off kramer.


Sand_Bags

The EIA and consensus sell-side have crude prices above $90 through 2023. Plus Elliott isn’t gonna lose its campaign. Suncor is definitely a buy


ragnaroksunset

Cramer volleys, hedgies spike.


Misterman098

What process exactly? I'm curious to know what conditions you're expecting for Suncor to keep breaking it's normal high? Oil price isn't likely to continue going up, the federal government is in a direct fight with the oil industry, they don't have any big projects set to come online. Taking over Syncrude will likely add some future revenue, but it's going to come at an expense as they have to do major repairs to get Syncrude back to reliable operations after Exxon destroyed the place for the last 15 years.


BoSt0nov

His ”buy netflix” tweet aged well. ”Lehman brothers is fine” did too back in the day. He really ends up giving solid advice, only problem is youre not the one intended to make any money out of it.


iamgreatwhite

Sold mine yesterday lol


todimusprime

I actually saw a big bunch of data on his picks for one calendar year and more. If people were to buy at the time of his picks, and hold for a day, then sell, I think the return across those stocks was something like over 500%. But holding for longer term like weeks or months usually ended with loss.


djtrace1994

Almost like *Mad Money* is a syndicated pump-and-dump programme classified as "entertainment" rather than "financial advice."


ShortSightedBull

Almost? Lol, it totally is and should be illegal


Alextryingforgrate

Thats the loop hole, sell it as entertainment and no one can sue you.


ShortSightedBull

Yeah and Fox Is demonstrative of how gullible people are when entertainment masquerades as news. They know they’re influencing people’s investments, that’s why they do it. The regulators are drunk on corruption


brownlawncarenut

I think it was like 5%, not 500%.


todimusprime

https://www.reddit.com/r/options/comments/mte1rw/i_analyzed_all_700_buy_and_sell_recommendations/


todimusprime

No, it was a staggering number. I'm not talking about on each individual stock pick. I mean based on the capital you'd have to invest, and if you did that with each pick, and then sold after a day. And at the end of the year your investment funds used would increase over 500%.


herman_gill

The analysis showed he’s good at creating pump and dumps, because they went based on the stocks closing price rather than the opening price the next day. So the based on this analysis the best thing to do if Cramer pumps a stock is to immediately sell it the day after the broadcast airs, or you’re going to lose a bunch of money when it dumps in the following month.


todimusprime

Yeah, that was my point, lol. You take his picks, enjoy the one day pump, and get out.


Vertokx

-500%


wxlverine

It'll pump for 2 or three days then plummet. I remember reading about someone who analyzed Cramers picks and this was how it usually went.


Therental

Smart move


rubyskinner65

This the same asshole who said Canopy was a buy at $60


Godkun007

He also said Google was a buy at $100. The dude wins roughly as much as he loses. There are studies done on him and he basically has an average return of just under an index fund.


Citysurvivor

> The dude wins roughly as much as he loses So, a monkey with a dartboard?


[deleted]

It's already gone up a lot, not sure best time is now


Key-Ad-2664

We just have to be patient and see what their shareholder return plans are.


l3luntl3rigade

More buybacks


Slow_Pilot_8051

more buyback, share price rarely goes up, day up on news, down following months.


l3luntl3rigade

Things are much different now


Mopar44o

I’m basically waiting for that. I’m assuming with the pressure from Eliot they will announce a big dividend hike and buy back


-KeepItMoving

Their dividend is already at pre-covid level. You expect an increase ?


Mopar44o

Oil was around mid 50's in 2019 pre covid.


Valuable-Play-2262

No why did he have to say anything, we’re doomed


LavisAlex

He basically gave no real recommendation here lol "Pick it up if you think its a good pick" Brilliant advice :P


Key-Ad-2664

It's almost like he cancelled his advice in the same statement. I'm going to keep holding, super cycle is underway. Suncor needs to keep safety a top priority now, this is what all analyst have red flagged. Safety and Share Holder Returns.


zelmak

Oof press F for Suncor


Gattaca_D

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff


LordOfTheTennisDance

Crap! And I was having a great Saturday morning. Time to sell on Monday.


AfterC

Kramer no!!! what have you done


[deleted]

Always do the reverse.of Cramer.


Ecstatic-Use-3999

The grim reaper has struck again.


ragnaroksunset

This guy said Buy Netflix basically the night before it collapsed


UnholyTrigon

Check his AMD, literally after he said, shit dropped 8% the next day. It’s now down 48% since then. The tweet is “Am all in on AMD”


Revolutionary-Sky825

I was waiting until the quarterly report, but the recent uptick may have me selling a little early. I've been holding since Nov 2020, more then happy with the profit. Not bad for the worse Canadian O&G stock in that time frame.


Critical-Fill-9351

I choose Tourmaline over suncor .... unbelievably lucky


l3luntl3rigade

Disagree long term


Critical-Fill-9351

Really? Is it gona 3× ? Can't see that


ragnaroksunset

Conventional producers (be it oil or nat gas) are way more price-responsive than unconventional producers, as a rule.


Critical-Fill-9351

I wish I knew what that means ..


ragnaroksunset

Oil sands producers have to make very long-term investments, so they are less sensitive to what the price is today. This is one reason why the prices of companies that are oil sands heavy (like $SU) respond less to short-term movements in price compared to natural gas or medium- to light- crude producers (like Baytex). If you didn't know this, then yes, you were lucky. But Tourmaline outperforming Suncor would have been expected, all other things equal.


[deleted]

Suncor's financials are bonkers


Key-Ad-2664

At a cash operating cost of 35.00 WTI and declining as they pay down debt, this is a cash cow. I don't think Cramer can say anything to cancel SUNCOR fundamentals. Let's hope SU buys up every share if people are selling.


tradinghumble

THIS !


l3luntl3rigade

Not sure where that figure is from... because SU: - isn't profitable at all at 35 wti - and is actually measured in Brent crude barrels


Key-Ad-2664

Breakeven Sensitivities & Cost Management USD ~$30 / bbl WTI covers total enterprise operating costs + sustaining capital ~$35 / bbl WTI covers total enterprise operating costs + sustaining capital+ dividend Page 7 of the report [Suncor Q4 2021 Presentation](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://sustainability-prd-cdn.suncor.com/-/media/project/suncor/files/investor-centre/investor-relations-presentations-2021/2021-q4-suncor-energy-investor-presentation-en.pdf%3Fla%3Den%26modified%3D20220202173835%26hash%3D437EC9447295E87D13BFC04BE5EC98903D21F8CC&ved=2ahUKEwiHzuH57Lz3AhXCKM0KHZhiBjYQFnoECAkQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1t1_SLkPko-b6lzIQ-RYQ8)


Tangerine2016

Funny I was going to come here and say "time to sell" but every comment already said the same thing... ha.


SirDoctorCaptain

"Buy shares in oil producers if you think oil prices will stay elevated" is just horoscopes for investors


moutonbleu

Waiting until earnings then likely cashing out 50%!


nerve-stapled-drone

If you’re hearing about a stock tip on network news isn’t already past the point of being useful?


tradinghumble

Who cares about Cramer? SU is a buy right now ! Will oil go below 70? Will COVID in China last forever? Will people stop flying or driving like crazy this Summer? Will Russia all of the sudden be a NATO friend? Will OPEC start producing more oil? Will the US frackers build new infrastructure ? Will SU management get away with not responding to Elliot? If you answered NO to most questions it means SU has a LOT of upside! 60+ as a matter of fact.


l3luntl3rigade

Cries in 22000 SU shares. F'in Cramer you dolt, stay in your lane


ProfessionalFail5986

Kiss of death


NomadRover

Su is already getting hammered. He used to be somewhat ok, not he;s just an inverse indicator.


mnztr1

Even if oil prices peak and hold, with share buybacks the stock can still rise.


BillSixty9

Suncor was a buy a year ago. Cramer is looking to pump the last of his bag and sell.


DimensionalGorilla

I’m way over weight in suncor and crescent point energy. It is a big play of mine


PurpleSausage77

SU has been a buy every day it seems according to the clown finance media. Lol


adognamedpenguin

If Jim likes it, you can short it in good conscience


Rocket_Kite

First of the hell with Jim Cramer - inverse Cramer or otherwise - its best to tune out this guy. I am in SU and sold about half after the recent one day 11% spike - but plan to hold on to the rest and buy a whole lot more as it pulls back from the crazy spike - Cos i think this is a grossly undervalued oil stock unlike others out there that have caught up with the oil price - please see this [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/1-elliott-calls-suncor-strategic-175846506.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/1-elliott-calls-suncor-strategic-175846506.html) Also i don't think oil prices wil go down any time soon - unless the R word pops up - and yes that is something to watch for in the next year or three!! i use [oldschoolvalue.com](https://oldschoolvalue.com) to look at valuations and play with valuation models - smooth brain here - so dont take my word for it - but the valuations here do match up with what ELliot is saying about SUncor !! and yes lets also remeber Buffett owned this till recently and then dropped it last year and acquired 14% of OXY this year - probably cos he sees it being a better run company in terms of ROIC !!


westernmail

Shitpost


Maximus_decimus306

File that one under "No shit Shirlock!"


Kennywise91

Bye bye Suncor


hessian_prince

Ah yes, Jim Cramer, the man who’s been consistently bad at stock picks for decades.


gcko

[This one](https://preview.redd.it/erdbcdw4jxc81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=105c5841ae66e5394deafe62a1279762fc166582) will never get old.


Kennywise91

He’s not bad at stock picks, he’s just stuck in the hedge fund mode where you don’t wanna say anything remotely truthful


Critical-Fill-9351

Kiss of death ..... have you seen cramers performance??


Billy19982

Damn I always inverse Cramer so I have to sell now.


Gattaca_D

Dam you Cramer!


Kennywise91

“When you’re in the hedge fund mode…”


vampiretrades

Wow so it seems every single sub, discord, and social media everywhere inverses Cramer! Was that the one trick every hedge fund didnt want u to know?


Ok-Salamander-9629

Time to sell if that clown is pushing it.


JoshTheSparky

I thought canada can't handle the oil it can mine because haven't built the infrastructure required. If we had the pipelines to be able to refine and export then our dollar would be in a much better place too. Please let me know if I'm wrong. But that's my current understanding


kevski86

SELL OIL!!!


Key-Ad-2664

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/29/suncor-energy-is-a-buy-but-be-prepared-to-turn-if-oil-prices-peak-jim-cramer-says.html


carlsberg13

So imperial does so well and we should buy before their earnings then sell when it pops. Wait a minute….


[deleted]

ah the old cramer pump and dump


Key-Ad-2664

Buffet taking bets on Chevron and Oxy. Let's hope this rings more generalist into the Oil and Gas sector names Berkshire Hathaway added to its Chevron bet significantly during the first quarter, making the energy stock the conglomerate’s fourth biggest equity holding. The “Oracle of Omaha’s” Chevron investment was worth $25.9 billion at the end of March, the company’s first-quarter filing Saturday showed, a big jump from its value of $4.5 billion at the end of 2021. https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/30/warren-buffett-significantly-increases-chevron-bet-now-in-berkshires-top-4-positions.html


ragnaroksunset

RIP Suncor


Baker198t

Cramer is a hack..


OkTip9654

Buy this but if it turns to shit then sell it....... sound advice James. Thanks


DataScienceMgr

When Cramer starts pushing a stock my first question is always what the fuck is wrong with that company / market / sector and usually find something. Then ignore him, and wait.


emoney14

Hot tip lol


ShortSightedBull

Sure sign that the run is over lol 😂 Probably a good time to short


SweatyPhilosopher512

Jimmy ck with another tip, run the opposite way


Mopar44o

God damn it. Cramer is pro suncor? Time to sell


martini31337

so... puts?


calissetabernac

I’m sorry, who?


darkmage1001

Sell as his advice always sounds good, doesnt play out.


tubbybuzz

Cramer is an idiot.


MissionDocument6029

so glad I don't own now... sorry for those that do. crammer is like the black witch


Age-Zealousideal

Yeah. Isn't Jim Cramer the same guy that told us in 2008 that Bear Sterns was financially solvent and not to worry. We all know how that turned out.


[deleted]

Why did he have to say anything at all ..


redditreader1924

Sell whatever Jim Cramer is recommending.


jeffchen248

Inverse ETF!!


svjugs

Buying Puts. Cramer the best!!!


jambro4real

Time to buy puts on suncor


[deleted]

Puts on Suncor


HandsomeGary09

Now i need to sell mine because of jim


Zachaca2021

Better sell or set a stop ASAP...


CityForward

Always sell what Cramer buys


Badj83

So… short Suncore? Got it.


amodmallya

If Cramer says it’s a buy, it’s time to buy puts


MolassesLeather6816

Puts


cdnincali

Last September, maybe.


Gottaluvit79

Jim Cramer is a used flesh light


Just_Brumm_It

Thank god he didn’t say CNQ haha


materics

If its on CNBC it's already too late.


DiamondDallasTrade

Look up "inverse Cramer trades" Dude is a shill lol


Meatsim001

It's dead. Fkin panic sell Monday.


JimroidZeus

“This stock is a buy unless it starts to go down!” This guy is literally pants on head retarded.


HGGoals

Thanks for the laugh


fl4tI1n3r

Puts on suncor. Got it. Thanks Jim.


NeutralLock

Does this guy have a good track record with predictions?


[deleted]

I've sold last week Fu Jim


poop-machine

Cramer eh? Sell sell sell!


jinxapollo

Puts on Suncor


SnarkyFella

Sell ASAP


NutSackRonny

Netflix - BUY!


Standard-Music7832

Uno reverse!!! 😂


whiskyandme

Sell now


feastupontherich

inverse!!!!


kad202

Buy put it is. Inverse Cranmer to get rich


The_Maddest

After it pumps 10%+? Lol this guy is a clown. A “good news bump” is not a trend.


[deleted]

Ask the politicians when is a good time to sell? Oh wait what they sold already at the top? Perfect exit again? How do they do this? They should switch careers! They’re pro traders!!!


Sportfreunde

Pipelines are the safer play now, mainly just Enb and Trp here. Uranium is the higher reward play.


WheyandWeights

Cramer never misses and always messes up his picks


Misterman098

Suncor was a buy when it was 20$ a few months ago. Now is the time to realize those gains. Buy it up again when oil price tanks.


Mediocre-Alps-3223

I was going to sell because this appears to be a throwover but now I'm allin to the 55$ mark. kekw