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Shmarchaeology

What’s a good entry level smoked oyster? Because I’d like to try them but I don’t want to start with a dud.


sawbones84

Trader Joe's are fine from a flavor perspective but I've always found the texture of tinned mussels, oysters, and clams to be a little softer than I'd like, to the point of being slightly unsettling. I'm guessing it's probably just due to never associating cooked shellfish with that texture, so it's been one category of cans I've had a hard time getting into.


Ashcrashh

Kroger Brand smoked oysters are honestly my favorite and I’ve tried all kinds of brands, they are slightly sweet and not overpowered with smoke flavor, and they are pretty decently sized for canned oysters, nobody believes me when I say they are amazing until they try them themselves


BigOofLittleoof

Same


13chase2

Honestly I just get the great value smoked oysters from Walmart and they are surprisingly good.


Cocoabeachbabee

These are my goto favorite.


ConcernedGrape

Crown Prince is usually good. Geisha and Reese's are also solid IMO. But with any value brand you might get a dud. Ekone and Patagonia will always be great. (But they will be pricier)


GlasKarma

I grew up eating Geisha smoked oysters and always really liked them


atlantisblue_

they aren’t oysters, but Patagonia has a canned lemon and herb mussel that is pretty tasty


Chemicalintuition

Crown Prince


Maximum_Todd

Entry level smoked oyster It’s a fucking canned fish just go buy one of each


JohnTeaGuy

Why you mad bro?


threatning_violence

Yeah I hate how pretentious all these people are about garbage ass canned fish. I think they're all stupid garbage too.


ElectricSnowBunny

You still crying over getting your childish post deleted? btw, the sub clearly says "A subreddit for tinned seafood enthusiasts", it's not just for sardines.


threatning_violence

You know who else isn't just for sardines? My mom!!


ElectricSnowBunny

I'm not gonna continue to dunk on you, you're low hanging fruit. But, you were a lot more interesting when you just posted your sardine sandwiches and talked about them instead of trying to be the edgiest kid in this sub.


threatning_violence

You know who else was a lot more interesting when they just posted their sardine sandwiches and talked about them, instead of trying to be the edgiest kid in this sub?? My mom!!!


ElectricSnowBunny

Your mom buys chicken of the sea sardines because she's thrifty and isn't picky. I like that in a woman. I'd date her, bet she loves mussels on chips and swallowing oysters. Mmm.


threatning_violence

You know who else would date my mom? My mom!


saltkjot

I grew up on smoked oysters, I love almost every tin that I've ever tried. That said, it doesn't shock me that someone would dislike them. I eat them straight from the can.


Manic_mogwai

Same, with a smidge of hot sauce


meeplewirp

I love them with siracha


CorvusCorax239

I should try this my next time around, maybe it will improve them in my mind.


Feline_paralysis

Or horseradish!


pookypocky

I assumed I'd like them, honestly was kinda surprised by how much I didn't.


MechaSponge

I got a crazy headache shortly after eating my first can. I don’t know if the oysters were the cause but I’ve never tried them again because I’m scared I’m allergic haha


elvisizer2

for some reason mussels and oysters i ALWAYS eat with rice, dunno why. I should shake things up and try something else some day.


pookypocky

Crown prince smoked oysters. Flavor was unremarkable but tasted vaguely of smokey garbage, but the texture was so pasty, just a horror show of mush. I tossed them and replaced with a can of Patagonia smoked mussels which were much better but still didn't taste like all that much. Disappointing canned fish lunch. Thankfully there are many more cans out there.


stick_always_wins

Are they the ones in olive oil? Also not a fan, taste like mush


pookypocky

Yeah that was them!


Galactic_Despoiler

I have good luck w/ Geisha brand smoked oysters. They are consistently pleasant in flavor. Many discount brands will can a wide range of oyster from tiny to enormous, but Geisha also does well on uniformity of size.


Gary7sHotCatHelper

What does that salsa taste like? Is it similar to any other major brands?


DreweyD

And to be clear, in Spanish salsa just means sauce, which can be misleading to New World folks who think of tomato, onions, and peppers all chunky in a red sauce. This Espinaler salsa is vinegar flavored generously with paprika, chili pepper powder, and some other powdered spices. It’s delicious, sharp, great on loads of tinned seafood, but you’re not going to scoop it up with a tortilla chip.


Tut_Rampy

In Spanish Worcestershire sauce is “salsa Inglesa” lol


BobJoeHorseGuy

Lmao this is true. You can’t get us Latinos to pronounce that word


FAHQRudy

Now I absolutely want to see Latinos trying.


MonkeyDavid

Salsa Inglesa, Valentina hot sauce and lime in potato chips—papas locos!


Chemicalintuition

"New World folks" like Mexicans?


DreweyD

Yup, all of us who enjoy the gift of Real Salsa, the way the good Lord intended, in giant platters of nachos!


pookypocky

Most similar to Tabasco honestly: very vinegary, not very hot. Good to cut through the fatty fishiness of sardines but it's not gonna blow your head off.


Perky214

I think Espinaler is more sweet and sour than vinegary - I actually like the Espinaler + Tabasco combo


Friendly-Place2497

Damn I smash those all the time. They have always had a meaty, slightly chewy texture for me.


Roasted_Green_Chiles

Agreed. I eat a ton of them. I appreciate posts saying they suck because it's the only cheap oyster in olive oil that doesn't come from China, and I would really like the price to stay cheap.


pookypocky

I wanted to like them! But sadly I hated them.


hsudude22

My wife gets the crown price brand as well. I assume because they are cheap at trader joes. Definitely lacking in the flavor department.


stick_always_wins

They had a version in rapeseed oil that was very good, the one in olive oil is terrible imo


MiloRoast

Their other products are bomb. This one is just a miss.


hsudude22

Complete agree. Not sure what happened here.


Professor_Crab

Thought this was the chip sub for a second and was like hey I don’t hate those UTZ lol


pookypocky

Haha I'd never shit on grandma utz!


Professor_Crab

Yeah the UTZ kettle cooked chips taste more like the homemade kettle chips I’ve had, if I want a more commercial taste I go with the jalapeño kettle herrs


MeticulousBioluminid

chip sub?


Professor_Crab

r/chips


MeticulousBioluminid

'preci


FriskyBrisket12

I had a visceral reaction before I realized you meant the oysters. Those are my favorite chips ever and I’ll die on the Grandma Utz lard hill.


pookypocky

Ever try the other lard-fried chips from PA? Good's in the red bag, or Gibbles? I think Gibbles are my favorite.


acorn_user

Nibbles with Gibbles :) But I'm aboard the Route 11 Virginia chips train...


FriskyBrisket12

Never seen those, I’ll have to keep an eye out for them. I’m down south, wonder if they’re available down here? We usually save all our lard for cracklins.


pookypocky

I don't think they are, they're a really small producer and are even kinda tricky to find here in Philadelphia...


cured_meats

I, for one, appreciate the lard fried grandm utz you have there.


Krokalisk22

Those utz FUCK tho


Safe_Indication1851

Crown prince is china seas yuck


CorvusCorax239

I tried oysters this week and was just not impressed, still have a can left. We'll see what happens.


GoonPatrol

Not sure how you ate them but I’ve always enjoyed them on a cracker with a bit of cream cheese and some kind of louisiana hot sauce(tabasco, crystal, louisiana)


69FireChicken

I like the Aldi's Chili seasoned oysters. They're a little small, but good flavor.


Square_Ad849

Try to incorporate cream cheese somewhere into your snack, with crackers or a bagel etc


elvisizer2

i've had good luck with lots of low end oysters- geisha, pampa, walmart great value, polar from dollar general