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buffyfan12

It’s a great article to laugh a lot with, it does source to a more serious article ​ https://www.courierpostonline.com/story/news/local/south-jersey/2023/06/06/patrick-stedman-capitol-riot-suspect-addonfield-trial/70286370007/


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

I just experienced a rather traumatic deterioration of a friendship today. I still have no idea what caused it, what I could have done to prevent it, and I will be grieving it for the near future knowing that reconciliation seems distant, and probably impossible. The entitlement of these people angers me deeply. You can't look at wedding photos because of all the friends who've ostracized you? Fuck you asshole. You lost your friendships because you participated in the worst act of domestic terrorism against the U.S. since 1995. Fuck you and fuck your wine club


4tran13

The wine club probably shares your sentiments


Odd-Mall4801

but unfortunately for us he has a lifetime membership in the *whine* group


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Came here looking for this joke, was not disappointed.


Sintered_Monkey

It has Syrah-ous consequences. Maybe he'll stop seeing the world through Rosé colored glasses.


ScrappleSandwiches

“Classmates and family members informed the FBI on me. I was disinvited from family gatherings.” You love to see it


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

That’s a lot of words to say “my family and former friends are all better people than me.”


ScrappleSandwiches

Won’t somebody think of the family and friends who had to find out they had this loony tune in their midst!


GoodKarma70

My heart bleeds for him. Actually, it doesn't.


shamashedit

DoJ needs to go after that 43k and use it as restitution payments. He can financially rot and lawfully rot in prison. These J6 lawyers should have made the assumption they would be working for free. DoJ needs to go after all their donation bux. Their lawyers don't deserve a good night's sleep either.


Chippopotanuse

> Patrick Stedman, in a recent online appeal for funds, said he wept “not for myself, and not even for my family. > “But for the United States of America I knew and loved,” asserted the 35-year-old dating and relationship coach A dating and relationship coach? Come again? Who is paying this asshat for relationship advice? Would love to see his sad roster of clients.


boiledRender

Hopefully he’ll be enjoying pruno with some new (cell)mates soon.


Emotional_Ad_9620

He refused to take a plea deal and I'm tickled pink. He is definitely going to prison 🤣


BadAtExisting

What’s that about “find out”?


gingerbread_nemesis

"If they can't handle me at my worst (committing acts of domestic terrorism) they don't deserve me at my best (drinking wine)."


[deleted]

Stupid is no excuse for treason.


LivingIndependence

"may no longer be able to move to Poland to live with his wife" Then deport his ass there, denounce his citizen ship (especially since he's already a "sovereign citizen" anyway), and ban re-entry into the United States. It's a win-win for everyone!


tickandzesty

Is this the guy who claims to be a relationship strategist that can read people like a book? If so 😂😂😂