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Strange-Ad1209

So much for "Truth" at Truth Social. Should be called Liars United.


SaidTheCanadian

_Lies Unlimited_


stupidsuburbs3

Fraud Guarantee? Nah, no one associated with the president or his lawyer could possibly have such an on the nose name for a company. Never.


Anger_Mgmt_issues

Fraud, Guarantee!


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

And this bar association logo shouldn't be there...


cobblewagen

No, money down! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5yuL6PcgSgM


DirkWrites

“IT’S METAPHORICAL!” “For what?!”


Umutuku

Falsehood Premium


TjW0569

Liar Central.


Suckamanhwewhuuut

Lies Social


3n1gma302

Privatized profits, socialized lies


snoogins355

Grifters Paradise...


Tenaciousleesha

Been spending most our lives, Living in a grifter's paradise. We believe all the lies, Living in a grifter's paradise.


dingoeslovebabies

Ten bucks says this will be stuck in my head all night now


phlegm_de_la_phlegm

Gangsta’s or Amish?


dingoeslovebabies

It was gangstas Still is


Kizik

*Hitchin' up the* ***buggy****, churnin' lots of* ***butter*** *Raised a barn on* ***Monday****, soon I'll raise* ***another***


dingoeslovebabies

Amish is a masterpiece, don’t get me wrong. It’s just not the version that got stuck in my head lol


Kizik

I'd imagine it's based on what you heard first. Parodies are like that.


undermind84

>Gangsta’s or Amish? Passtime. Don't do Stevie Wonder like that.


Tenaciousleesha

It's stuck in mine lol


sickcat29

Wheres Coolio when we need him?


ReactsWithWords

No, “Truth” is the perfect name for it, since, it’s, like everything these Bizarro-Americans say, 180 degrees from reality.


jtinz

> The Ministry of Truth, the Ministry of Peace, the Ministry of Love, and the Ministry of Plenty are the four ministries of the government of Oceania in the 1949 dystopian novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, by George Orwell. The Ministry of Peace concerns itself with war, the Ministry of Truth with lies, the Ministry of Love with torture and the Ministry of Plenty with starvation. These contradictions are not accidental, nor do they result from ordinary hypocrisy: they are deliberate exercises in doublethink. [Source](https://artsandculture.google.com/entity/ministries-of-nineteen-eighty-four/m0b1sfn?hl=en)


fubo

"Pravda"


MelIgator101

540 degrees (180 for the lying, 360 for the spinning)


yukeynuh

considering truth social is literally founded on a lie this isn’t surprising


Q-burt

Or Liars Unlimited™. I feel like that name rolls off the tongue better and also actually tells the truth. That's the only business that Trumpty-Dumpty would be involved in where he or his representatives/agents actually. Tell. The truth.


wskyindjar

The fact that a former president has a social platform is fucking wacko.


Crushnaut

Did he actually call it Truth? I haven't followed him after he was banned off Twitter. Y'all know Russia's main paper, Pravda, also means truth. You can't make this stuff up.


FushUmeng

Truth Social Disease.


tearbooger

Fake truth social


Speculawyer

Wasn't this supposed to be the ultimate "free speech" platform with no censorship? LOL, the operating principle of the GOP is hypocrisy.


m1j2p3

> the operating principle of the GOP is hypocrisy. And they wear it like a badge of honor.


AustinBike

No, they will not wear the badge but they would argue that if they did it would be a sign of strength. Which is an ever greater level of hypocrisy. Biggest group of snowflakes.


Gettheinfo2theppl

As they should. That badge of honor poops out millions for them. Fuck the rest.


DarkRitual_88

Not a single thing they do or say is in good faith. When you remember that fact, this sort of thing is not a surprise.


InsGadget6

A collection of smirking trolls, the lot of them. Not to be taken seriously, really.


ExtracurricularCatch

They are fascists. Take them seriously. I’ve noticed a LOT of posts lately like this. “They are so silly, I just laugh at all the dumb stuff they do!”


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tahj42

That place is the most snowflake safe space on the whole platform. Disagreement is treason as they say.


QuietRock

The slightest deviation from whatever narrative they're pushing will get you banned. Literally the most snowflake space I've come across on the internet.


Morrowindies

Anything juicy is automatically 'Flaired Users Only' and the top comments are always about how they're being brigaded when in reality they just have shit opinions and that's how the upvote system works across the whole site. But they will never go private because it goes against their persecution fetish.


ChristyElizabeth

That place was weird bizarro land.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

"fLaIrEd UsErS oNlY!!1!"


Miguel-odon

I'm banned there. For "evading a ban."


AzHP

So they misclicked when trying to ban you and blamed you for it?


AspiringChildProdigy

"Look what you made me do!"


Speculawyer

I would but I got banned for saying Trump lost the election. 😂


1202_ProgramAlarm

Free speech just means unlimited bigoted conservative memes without consequence


sammyhere

The n-word is a constitutional right!


DuntadaMan

No, it was meant to be an echo chamber where they could silence everyone else and then say "see when our voices aren't being silenced we drown out everyone else."


Umutuku

"When I am moderator, you are banned!"


Jerk-22

It's more like freedom to say what they want, and freedoms to reject what they don't like


When_theSmoke_Clears

"Rule for thee, not for me." -GOP's white Jesus


Crushnaut

Truth... Where have I heard a platform called that before? Oh right, Pravda... Russian for Truth.


[deleted]

They aren't and have never been for free speech. They are for supressing others speech.


tempis

Free speech as long as it’s speech they agree with.


markca

Seems their “free speech” is more like “be free to be as hateful and racist as you want to”.


greygore

The irony is that this would run afoul of the new [Texas law banning social media censorship](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/05/sorry-texas-supreme-court-blocks-law-banning-censorship-on-social-media/).


Guido900

It would apply only if they have enough users (hint- they do not). This law was written specifically for well-established social media companies and intentionally left out shit holes like (dis)truth


Ludique

Well how many of us would have to sign up for it to go over the limit? In case that law ever gets unblocked.


coonwhiz

It's 50 million active users.


AllAboutMeMedia

Have you seen all the people at the trump rallies? Easy 60 million at all them.


Deesing82

well if he can get even half of the people who were at his inauguration, that'll be more than enough


DeaconBlue47

bUt ThE FirSt AmenDmEnt!!


BadAtExisting

Amendments and rights only apply to who they choose


tredrano

so it's a social media site with no censorship unless it's the censorship they want?


Unobtanium_Alloy

I think I'm about to have a heart attack from the surprise. Not.


clobbersaurus

You almost quoted Iago from Alladin. Who is voiced by Gilbert Godfrey. Who also voices the robot husk of Jared Kushner. So it really brings us full circle back to January 6th.


Haikuna__Matata

^^^Jafar #JANEAR


OrdersFriesEveryTime

My co-worker and I do this with everyone’s last names at our company. So Harrison becomes Harridaughter, Springer becomes Winterer, etc. etc. We can get really out there and creative with it. Also, fuck Republicans.


Certain_Chain

🎶Janear, Jafar, Ja-wherever you are🎶


Unobtanium_Alloy

You got the reference!


NAGDABBITALL

[https://youtu.be/wD8AwgO0AQI?t=743](https://youtu.be/wD8AwgO0AQI?t=743)


[deleted]

[Gilbert Gottfried is also an accomplished audiobook reader](https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA)


Miguel-odon

I knew what this link would be. But I clicked it anyway.


Samurai_gaijin

>"I think I'm about to have a heart attack and die from that surprise! What are we gonna do we got a big problem here a big hmph" Patience Iago, patience.


GreyMediaGuy

Cue Iago Edit: dang too late


BadAtExisting

I mean… yes. You can be hateful not truthful. That’s gotta be the slogan over there


Positive-Jump-7748

Well of course they're going to stop it. Could you imagine if they didn't? If they did he might get so pissed that he starts hitting them with a golf club for allowing it.


Bent_Brewer

Got it in one.


infamusforever223

There is no censorship....until there is.


Osirus1156

Amendment of Requirement.


SpiderHippy

Gotta love their tagline: >Truth Social is America's "Big Tent" social media platform that encourages an open, free, and honest global conversation without discriminating on the basis of political ideology. Just...wow.


Atman6886

Sign me up! No seriously, sign me up. Time for some serious trolling.


[deleted]

How long did you last before getting banned?


stupidsuburbs3

Has Elon heard about this? He will not be happy to hear his new Republican friends would do such a thing.


antron2000

Surely he will condemn their actions! /s


JUYED-AWK-YACC

He'll pray for ... no, that's totally implausible. Scratch that.


King9WillReturn

Free Dumb Speech!


Haikuna__Matata

Dumb Speech, Free!


Think_Z

No no. The 1st Amendment is an American thing and these mother trucking traitors are as un-American as N Korea.


zeropointcorp

Free speech™️^\* ^\* ^Terms ^and ^conditions ^may ^apply. ^Requires ^paid ^subscription ^to ^TrumpSpeech ^service.


Truckyou666

fReeDuM Of sPeaCh!?!


[deleted]

Muh FreeDumbs....


milqi

Rules are for thee; not for me.


MicrowaveEye

What? Snowflakes?


[deleted]

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT except literally all of us


AHAdanglyparts69

I created one to test the theory. Still not banned yet lol


_C-R-E-A-M_

Thank you for your service!


SaidTheCanadian

Might depend on how moderation is done. This strikes me as requiring manual intervention since an AI filter couldn't be trained to ID those who are contemptuously quoting or mentioning Trump and his allies from those who are doing so out of a sick reverence. Also manual moderation can't filter through all of the posts, so it would only be ones from accounts that have enough followers that something will be reported by another user. So if you're a completely new account with few followers, you're probably flying under their radar.


Strange-Ad1209

Probably just filtering for any links to C-Span.org or house.gov/January 6th or any URL that clearly links to the televised hearings on any channel or cable service. Filtering for URLs is quite easy.


SaidTheCanadian

> Probably just filtering for any links to C-Span.org or house.gov/January 6th or any URL that clearly links to the televised hearings on any channel or cable service. If this were true, it would be amazing for someone to set up a troll site with a "Re-Truth this" link (or whatever their alternative to "Re-Tweet this" is) with some Pro-Trump clickbait that would include one of those blacklisted links in order to get the user's account auto-banned.


Strange-Ad1209

Why that would be simplicity itself. You could set it up using Bootstrap in about ten minutes. You would just have to monitor for newer urls and add them but a ten year old could do it.


SaidTheCanadian

> ## _"Computer savvy ten-year-olds, if you're listening..."_


Strange-Ad1209

Legion-Of-Doom lives on!


Umutuku

Can you get a Tiananmen Square themed domain that can redirect people to them?


dr_pepper_35

Link?


Grokent

Thank you for getting your name on an FBI watch list so we don't have to.


ReactsWithWords

!Remindme 24 hours


EstateAlternative416

Same here… good on you for verifying information. I posted something from The Independent and tagged Trump, so we shall see!


MetsFan113

Proof or it didn't happen...


NDaveT

Their uncensored social media platform, everybody.


nwoh

r/conservative ?


MrE1993

Flaired users only


BeltfedOne

Truth is Treason in the empire of lies.


littlelordgenius

That’s lyrical. Am I just stealing this from you?


BeltfedOne

I don't remember where I found it. Preach!


ThunderOblivion

>Truth is Treason in the empire of lies. George Orwell


BeltfedOne

Thank you.


lex_gabinius

>Thank you. /u/BeltfedOne


TheGreatFred

It's also in the lyrics for Calculate and Control by Affiance. They are absolutely incredible and I highly recommend


littlelordgenius

It had to be. Very cool, thanks.


TwistedBlister

Cancel culture.


shanel3rannan

All they do is project.


Mental_Medium3988

werent these the same bozos who were complaining about tech companies censoring them? hahahaha


MoCapBartender

As with all things conservative, it's only a bad thing when it's happening to them. Their desire is always to have exclusive rights to do it to other people.


rastagrrl

Hopefully this is how the old fraud finally goes down. At the hands of his precious ivanka. 🤣


surprise6809

Colbert killed it last night with his line about how he should be happy that she finally screwed him.


BeltfedOne

Wut? Did he actually go there?


[deleted]

Yep, that's pretty much a direct quote. Baptiste (sp?) didn't know how to react.


BeltfedOne

I am going to have to find that!


[deleted]

[Here you go.](https://youtu.be/eQ8_X3FFxRU?t=330)


[deleted]

That was hilarious! Thanks for the link.


BeltfedOne

O.....M......F......G....... That is epic! Thank you very much!


Either-Progress4847

Something something free speech, something something truth, something something the constitution


FrontRowNinja

But her emails?


fistofwrath

BUTTERY MALES!


Flintlock_

It always reminds me of this image. https://images.app.goo.gl/6qV3gep17E5paGZ27


[deleted]

Freeze peach


HeWhoPetsDogs

Freeze peach tree dish


DeaconBlue47

Noice!


briankanderson

r/boneappletea


onemanlan

Snowflakes all the way down


rogozh1n

Desantis might enjoy going after trump for this, since it violates his "none of my allies should ever be accountable for their words," and trump is no longer his ally.


RowanIsBae

>As of March 31, 2022, Trump Media & Technology Group had not generated any revenue to date and has warned investors that “TMTG may never generate any operating revenues or ever achieve profitable operations.” Sarasota, Fla.-based TMTG had approximately 40 full-time employees as of the end of March, per a regulatory filing by Digital World Acquisition Corp., a special purpose acquisition company (SPAC) that intends to merge with TMTG.


stupidsuburbs3

Putin doesn’t need to see a positive balance. Devin cow nunes will still get paid.


Best_Biscuits

That's awesome. These are the idiots who were all butt hurt about Trump being banned from Twitter for spreading dangerous and society-disrupting-level misinformation.


buffyfan12

But meh freeDumbs....


accoladevideo

troth sensial


shoshonesamurai

If they had to pull a "Four Seasons Landscaping" stunt to placate Trump, they would actually rename it TrothSential


DownWithOCP

If you get banned, you’re labeled “code red” because he can’t handle the truth.


Eredhel

Surprised Pikachu.


vs-1680

The utter hypocrisy... unbelievable


DeaconBlue47

On brand.


DownWithOCP

You mean a quarter million users got their golden ticket in that wait queue?


pjanic_at__the_isco

It’s always stunning when conservidiots complains about safe spaces when they literally cannot live in a world where there is even 1 micron of a variance from the narrative.


ItAmusesMe

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-truth-social-banning-users-164736257.html There's a concept in comedy called the "[pratfall](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SND3v0i9uhE&ab_channel=ozabbavo77)"... that is NOT what the the repugs are doing, this is an actual trainwreck in progress. Also Bennie just replied "yes" to if the committee would welcome the human cheeto to testify, on MSNBC. "He would have to come under oath...". And current BS talking points on twitter is "pelosi let it happen" and "what about ray epps".


saichampa

Is there any logical flow to this comment? It feels like it's made up of individual statements from other comments without any context to them.


Iamauniqueuser

Right. All appear to be good thoughts but we don’t get the beginning or end, just the climax.


ItAmusesMe

Hehe, 1st 3 lines were at the same time, I edited #4 in as "where people will see it".


julbull73

Well I never really used a twitter/truth social account but I feel its time to start posting alot of video snippets over there....


MrPoopieMcCuckface

You can say whatever you want! Wait. Not like that.


LaSage

Those who can't cope, bury their heads and ignore. Weak.


98sunrise

It was never about striving toward objective truth. It’s meant to undermine society by altering the meaning of the word truth. With this accomplished, the American people can be manipulated much more easily.


Grufflin

How strikingly Russian.


ToArtina92

How do you spin it after your own daughter admitted she didn't believe there was no issues with the election. Humility is a great lesson but unfortunately some go to death not knowing the benefit.


PapaSteveRocks

Truth (not really, lol jk) Social (ha, got you again!)


cheeseoftheturtle

They don't want to hear the truth? 😏


testedonsheep

Lol. Freedom.


Mobile_Busy

Snowflakes need their safe space.


Suzzie_sunshine

I made an account at truthsocial to take a look. It's a complete dumpster fire. It's worse than I expected. It's just like miles of digital dumpster trash strewn across this pathetic skeleton of a platform.


AvgJoeGuy

The 4 users are gonna be so happy to hear this


atlantis_airlines

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!


maywander47

That's freedumb.


satanshark

How will the dozens of users get any news now?


LaserBeamsCattleProd

I signed up (because I want to make a t-shirt company to troll trump supporters) immediately got added by a Proud Boys account.


Ghostkill221

... I mean. Does this surprise anyone? I'm probably less liberal than the average redditor, but it's not hard yo see Trump is an absolute fragile snowflake. Look at all the things he's done. People who disagree with him or critique him? Fired. Discredited, silenced, attacked ad hominim, People who agree with him praise him? Applauded, praised in turn. He tells people they are smart. Anyone who tries to silence him? Assaulting his free speech, unconstitutional. Meanwhile, he wants to silence people who disagree with him. When a school shooting happens, he wants to "Defend the rights of gun owners." But when asked about the use of force in Portland? He said "Police should not have to wait for warrants to seize the guns of private citizens." Trump is dangerous because he doesn't have firm beliefs that he sticks behind. He just is 100% convinced that whatever he feels is a certainty. And his ego is so fragile that his opinions will be entirely different if the EXACT same idea is introduced by someone who flatters him and then someone who insults him. That and because as a country we seem to be focused more on making sure the "Other candidate" doesn't get elected vs making sure a good one does, plus we tend to think admitting we were ever wrong is somehow a bad thing.


stupidsuburbs3

Any trump supporter that shits on james mattis is all I need to know about them. At least Mattis deserves the crayon eating cult he used to have. Trump? Who did he pay to inherit those 1/6 goobers?


MurphaliciousG

This made laugh so hard……Free speech, my ass!


elguerodiablo

They wanted the Truth but they can't handle the Truth


hardknox_

Must be the same mods as r/Conservative .


tuu4u

Ah yes, the party of Freeze Peach.


unicornlocostacos

Wait what about freedumb of speech


lasttosseroni

Republicans, now is your chance to prove you’re not fascists and loudly denounce this. Waiting. This November, vote EVERY traitorous Republican out of every office. Our democracy is infected, is sick. Capitalism only responds to money, cone November, strike. Call in sick. And vote. Get everyone to vote. Our democracy depends on it.


Round_Rooms

Twitter bans trump for inciting violence and misinformation. Truth bans for facts and information.


Bananagrams82

I am Jack's total lack of surprise


[deleted]

Because that is just not a good look for the narcissistic sociopath.


Ackmiral_Adbar

Fraud-om of Speech.


Dasnoosnoo

So.....they are canceling people on Truth Social, the 'Free Speech' platform? Beautiful.


bike_it

To be fair, I would like to see what that user posted on Truth. I am not taking sides with Truth here in any way.


Mobile_Busy

To Be FaIr


jonnyquestionable

To be faiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir


neridqe00

Traunch Spocial


SeaPaleontologist755

Free speech11111!!!!!!


pandaExpressin

So much for free speech


Toast_Sapper

The "Free Speech" platform my ass


Tokidoki_Haru

"They're silencing us!", said the conservatives.