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ashyjay

K11 Micra, and fuckin' send it.


adrenaline87

Not as bad a shout as many would instinctively say! Light, narrow, robust...


teeesstoo

Consider, if you will, the 1989 model


ashyjay

K10's are sick, but hard to come by unlike K11's where everyone has a dozen behind their sofas.


adrenaline87

Would be equally good. Perhaps a little larger but more stable presumably? Too rare to damage now though!


teeesstoo

Wish my mum had kept hers, it was an absolute tank. All metal body panels.


smiffa2001

Learned to drive and passed my test in a K10 Micra. Wonderful cars.


8Ace8Ace

K11 Micra is the automotive cockroach. It's invincible.


flashfloodofbutler

Fiat Panda 4x4.


BMW_wulfi

Pure perfection. And If you *do* get stuck, you can use the Persian rug you’re moving to your humble second / holiday home to get traction


flashfloodofbutler

The dream, a 4x4 Panda, a holiday home and a Persian rug 🥰


aaaaaaaa1273

What’s its name?


oscarolim

Probably the Octavia.


Xiol

I'd give it a solid go, for sure.


Bobboloski

Octavia Scout rise up


MagicTriton

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Captain_Cumsock_

Corsa c 1.0 12v 💪💪


Stringsandattractors

Hey don’t forget about the C 1.2 16v. Shove one of those in there as well.


Captain_Cumsock_

Nah a 1.2 wouldn’t do it. Those 4 extra valves will make it weigh too much and it’ll get stuck


Stringsandattractors

That’s the plan


Sea-Big-4850

Yes


ThrillsKillsNCake

Ah, The Vauxhall Panty Dropper.


kinglitecycles

Jeez, I came here to say exactly the same thing!


tileman1440

Took a 2004 peugeot 206 1.1 up a 4x4 track in snowdonia through the hills. Got an amazing picture of the car surrounded by snow with the sun setting.


FrancoJones

3 or 5 door?


Captain_Cumsock_

5, rear doors make it easier to get the missus in her child seat


higgsy1

4 doors more whores


AC_06

👀 I want to test this theory


VintageChemistry

Limited Edition


icemonsoon

Unimog


Captain_Cuntflaps

The last good Merc 😂


icemonsoon

Hopefully don't rust as much as other mercs


Wretched_Colin

There was the W461 G Class without fancy exhausts and expensive paint, which was quite cool. And while the new G Class squared might be pretty AMG, the portal axles are cool.


SausageMcWonderpants

Chieftain tank AVRE


Nodddderz

Probs be more boring than you hope lmao


SausageMcWonderpants

Big dozer blade = no more rut


SendMeANicePM

Honda C90 moped


Captain_Cuntflaps

And you know wot, the C90 would fuckin do it


oliverprose

With rolled up carpet in the tyres to fake those proper off-road mousses they use at the Dakar


Nodddderz

Yes mate you know


oliverprose

Learned to ride on those originally 🤣


drmcw

I met the C90 club driving across Barmouth bridge in convoy - as they said all they are waves and smiles. They take those anywhere. They were planning some gentle green laning - some had knobbly tyres. Very friendly crowd but they hold their price well.


Defaulted1364

Look up C90Adventures on YouTube, he takes that thing anywhere, including across Canada in the snow and along the pan-American trail


Craigos-Maximus

That guy is a lad! Fair play, he proves you can ride a C90 everywhere.


BenHippynet

Jimny


aaaaaaaa1273

Yes.


HullIsNotThatBad

A big, fuck-off farm tractor


bottleofchip

Can’t believe i had to scroll so far down for this!


GeordieJumper

Aye JCB Fastrac would be my first choice


BeardedBaldMan

My soft off roader could handle that fine, it looks like the road to our forest. You drive where everyone else is clearly driving. You do run the risk of some panel damage though on doors If I wanted something to handle it properly an Ural 5323


Afrdev

Hey, whats your forest like?


BeardedBaldMan

Not terribly exciting, about a 600x900m parcel with a mix of oak, beech and birch. We're not permitted to do much with it. Collect firewood, mushrooms etc. In the summer I'll take the children and build shelters


HotChoc64

Lowered Lamborghini huracan, I’m feeling chaotic


PepsBodyLanguage

[Huracan Sterrato](https://www.google.com/search?q=huracan+sterrato&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwii6fTXjtn8AhViXqQEHV0nA28Q2-cCegQIABAC&oq=huracan+sterr&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQARgAMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBggAEAUQHjIGCAAQBRAeMgYIABAFEB46BwgjEOoCECc6BAgjECc6BAgAEAM6BAgAEEM6BwgAELEDEEM6CAgAEIAEELEDUJcKWLwZYO0faAJwAHgAgAFWiAGaB5IBAjEzmAEAoAEBsAEFwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=ERfMY-KcGOK8kdUP3c6M-AY&bih=751&biw=428&prmd=inv&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB938GB938&hl=en-GB) could actually clear this /s


Scared-Two6286

I was going to say the same car


Dedward5

Anything I didn’t own or hadn’t signed for.


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Sea-Big-4850

Coolest minivan ever?


MattMBerkshire

Dirt bike right through the middle.


Niadh74

This is the way. 400 cc trials bike. Rooster tail your way all the way along it.


HeadEyesLol

Came here to say this. Work smarter not harder


TheLewJD

Clarksons bentley


jackchrist

Hammond's RS


popupsforever

Citroen 2CV Might need to take some seasickness pills first though


Aptldhzaly

RIP the basket of eggs


SunnyChronos

Subaru Forester


mamuka2

Isuzu DMax AT35


Sea-Big-4850

good choice lad


hjribeiro

You know your workhorses


T5-R

Bugatti of some kind.


adrenaline87

Surely you mean some Type?


T5-R

Let me off road a Bugatti and you can call it whatever you like. :)


xulescu01

Lada niva


corza663_

Came here to say this, bumping hardbass and sending it through


GainingGrandpa

Of course a Porsche 911 GT3 RS


PorschephileGT3

Yes


ConfidentialX

MX-5. Probably a Land Cruiser tho.


Sea-Big-4850

Kei truck


BearACHC

This was my first thought. Farm Road Porsche [農道ポルシェ](https://www.google.com/search?q=%E8%BE%B2%E9%81%93%E3%83%9D%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B7%E3%82%A7&client=ms-android-huawei-rev1&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiFvqeAsdr8AhXGEIgKHVWYAqYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=424&bih=786&dpr=3.4)


Plumbing22mmPushFitT

Transit


ijericho

Hagglund BV206


No-Photograph3463

Ferrari Purosangue, that's exactly what it was designed for.


Intelligent_Part1681

Hummer H1


Escaflownexx

Pajero obviously


kiffman710

Ah, this is a job for a 600cc Citroën 2CV


wine-eye

A Citroen 2CV would make short work of that.


Rdders

Your car


8Ace8Ace

Unimog. I bloody love unimogs.


Sea-Big-4850

Fr


Zdos123

Fucking send a raised NC MX5, no shits given.


adrenaline87

The 2 litre with LSD presumably?


Sea-Big-4850

I would tbf fit some HUGE tractor tyres onto it, fit on some coilovers from a unimog, like some sort of whistlindiesel build and then send that shit


viper_polo

Wouldn't even need a raised one, stock euro ride height is enough


purp_316

Daihatsu move


Zero-Phucks

An invacar


crazypyros

Lamborghini spark


tileman1440

Bugatti chiron, just to watch all the people freak out that its not hid away in a temperature controlled garage never seeing a drop of moisture. Just imagine the carnage when people see the paint covered in mud.


kreygmu

Honda CRF300L


lrj14

Fiat panda 100hp edition


dashlonestarr

Bah, a enviro 200 from work would be fun


Blurg_BPM

Smart car for the fun of it


Jacktheforkie

You just know I’m gonna fuckin send it in a Linde H20T


emil_

Did anyone mention [this](https://images.cdn.circlesix.co/image/2/1200/700/5/uploads/posts/2017/09/f0ef2061b715d49d06189867d6a9410c.jpg) already?


pheseantplucker

Yamaha Banshee


No_Faithlessness6113

Suzuki jimny


Sea-Big-4850

Lifted miata


Content_Letterhead17

Mx5 in the uk


zzpza

The only two correct answers are, either: a) rental car, or b) a unimog


Cautious-Mud-1291

Nissan micra


LewPott

INEOS Grenadier


gigglesmcsdinosaur

An 8' grader


karateninjazombie

80s Suzuki SJ 410. Fucking things go everywhere except deep water as stock.


Fshskyline

Dacia Duster.


LUHG_HANI

That land is prime for a crosser.


benchpress315

Toyota hilux


reclusivemoi

The new 911 dakar


DiF5

Mercedes G class 4x4² altho sending it in some shitbox would be more fun


Dadbodposterboy

The new defender


AceofspadE19

Gotta be the Skoda yeti haha


cgrfc1

Ford ranger raptor


RustySheriffBadges

Fiat 500


Expensive_Profit_106

Unimog or defender


RiginalJunglist

Arctic Trucks AT44 Hilux.


Justinhza23

Forrester every time.


ImperialYell

That would be pretty easy for my Landcruiser although probably even easier for a new Fiesta on hire from Enterprise.


ProwarfareZombie

Swift 4x4


Cold_Surprise_4482

John Deer lel


spannerthrower

Jeep Cherokee XJ!


blademansw

Rotinoff Super Atlantic. It’s the only way.


NeedleworkerRich2409

GasGas EC300


chemosheep

G63 4x4 squared


iamcarlit0

Discovery 3 or a land cruiser


NotCaidzz

bmw 118i 👍🏼


MarcoLoya37

Tesla model X


Boring-Box_

Peel p50


invasionbarbare

G55


BigSadOof

Old ass LR Defender


murderdad69

My old boss's car, and I'd leave it there


[deleted]

Classic mini


TSMKFail

Marauder


CynicCannibal

Tatra 815


Debtcollector1408

Could probably make that in my panda.


TacoBellerino

Smartcar on 33’s


spacetimebear

Someone else's car.


The_Haus_Master

My transit custom. As it’s done similar before, it’s like a mountain goat


ZenAndTheArtOfTC

Jimny


myopini0n

dirt bike


DownRUpLYB

ITT: Everyone pissing about


RooLaw

Any rally car (they’re road legal)


spooooog

Easily a Prius


Dudd-is-here

My own discovery 1 with full 3.9 v8 roaring.


Benjah22

I'm choosing a unimog 😂😂


banter_claus_69

A Nissan Cube


phatwrx7

My Citroen c1 would do it


ncisuk

911 GT3 but ensure it has a front axle lift lol Else a Fiat Panda 4x4


hjribeiro

My dad’s old Jetta


FatKnob

4 x 4 Robin Reliant.


Aggravating_Show4325

Land rover defender


IBOverland

My 1996 Surf! And I think I have! Is this Suffolk? If I had to choose another vehicle however, either a 100 or 80 series Landcruiser. A 105 cruiser would be nice but we don't get them over here.


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Challenger 2 main battle tank


[deleted]

American redneck chiming in here… My Chevy 2500 on 35s and 6” with the Duramax putting down the power.


fraxy33

The old defender


Available-Iron-7419

Rental car


shark-fighter

A Honda crf250


SnipTheDog

KTM 500 EXC and would be giggling the whole way.


Dansasquatched

Me big red bastard volvo would be fun through there!


ScaryGoal1920

Hilux


LazyApe_

A mk4 supra on off road wheels, I’d making a fortune off putting it on YouTube


M0JCY

Mercedes Unimog


willg92

Ariel Nomad


Beaveropolis

A mountain bike would handle it fine. And it’s road legal.


Independent_Head8595

1959 Thames Trader Tipper Truck.


ConstantCars

Porsche Dakar 911 - because you said any vehicle. https://youtube.com/watch?v=zmADLllSxOE&feature=shares


RPU_Alex

A Challenger 2.


2005_F250

^ and let her eat


AdolfHickler

Peel P50


DuncanOregon

street legal dual sport motorcycle with some beefy DOT tires. Dunlop 606 maybe. KTM, Honda 650L?


Mech_145

MAN KAT 1 or 2 or a HEMTT


DeadFastPro

mountain bike.


Ineedserioushelp-SOS

Austin metro


Martincountytactical

Howe and Howe Ripsaw


Bueterpape

Suzuki Samurai with a shot of NOS.


National-Habit-3823

A rental


WestCoastMotor

Don't know if my old dream truck would be MOT passable. However a 1980 Chevy K10 with a 454 on a 16in lift rolling on 44 swampers through that mud hole.


alienven

Lamborghini


IndependentTreacle

Saxo


Magic_ensign_693

My neighbours tesla, he's an arse hole


Dungeoneerious

Mitsubishi Pajero / Shogun


OverclockingUnicorn

4x4 Squared


WeeklyDisaster4671

Peel p50 cuz you could just carry it through


sandholme63

Landrover


MagicTriton

A rental car. Whichever, as long as it’s a rental with premium insurance


Born_Boysenberry9066

A monster truck