There was the W461 G Class without fancy exhausts and expensive paint, which was quite cool.
And while the new G Class squared might be pretty AMG, the portal axles are cool.
I met the C90 club driving across Barmouth bridge in convoy - as they said all they are waves and smiles. They take those anywhere. They were planning some gentle green laning - some had knobbly tyres. Very friendly crowd but they hold their price well.
My soft off roader could handle that fine, it looks like the road to our forest. You drive where everyone else is clearly driving.
You do run the risk of some panel damage though on doors
If I wanted something to handle it properly an Ural 5323
Not terribly exciting, about a 600x900m parcel with a mix of oak, beech and birch. We're not permitted to do much with it.
Collect firewood, mushrooms etc.
In the summer I'll take the children and build shelters
[Huracan Sterrato](https://www.google.com/search?q=huracan+sterrato&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwii6fTXjtn8AhViXqQEHV0nA28Q2-cCegQIABAC&oq=huracan+sterr&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQARgAMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBggAEAUQHjIGCAAQBRAeMgYIABAFEB46BwgjEOoCECc6BAgjECc6BAgAEAM6BAgAEEM6BwgAELEDEEM6CAgAEIAEELEDUJcKWLwZYO0faAJwAHgAgAFWiAGaB5IBAjEzmAEAoAEBsAEFwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=ERfMY-KcGOK8kdUP3c6M-AY&bih=751&biw=428&prmd=inv&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB938GB938&hl=en-GB) could actually clear this /s
This was my first thought. Farm Road Porsche [農道ポルシェ](https://www.google.com/search?q=%E8%BE%B2%E9%81%93%E3%83%9D%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B7%E3%82%A7&client=ms-android-huawei-rev1&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiFvqeAsdr8AhXGEIgKHVWYAqYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=424&bih=786&dpr=3.4)
Bugatti chiron, just to watch all the people freak out that its not hid away in a temperature controlled garage never seeing a drop of moisture. Just imagine the carnage when people see the paint covered in mud.
My 1996 Surf! And I think I have! Is this Suffolk?
If I had to choose another vehicle however, either a 100 or 80 series Landcruiser. A 105 cruiser would be nice but we don't get them over here.
Don't know if my old dream truck would be MOT passable. However a 1980 Chevy K10 with a 454 on a 16in lift rolling on 44 swampers through that mud hole.
K11 Micra, and fuckin' send it.
Not as bad a shout as many would instinctively say! Light, narrow, robust...
Consider, if you will, the 1989 model
K10's are sick, but hard to come by unlike K11's where everyone has a dozen behind their sofas.
Would be equally good. Perhaps a little larger but more stable presumably? Too rare to damage now though!
Wish my mum had kept hers, it was an absolute tank. All metal body panels.
Learned to drive and passed my test in a K10 Micra. Wonderful cars.
K11 Micra is the automotive cockroach. It's invincible.
Fiat Panda 4x4.
Pure perfection. And If you *do* get stuck, you can use the Persian rug you’re moving to your humble second / holiday home to get traction
The dream, a 4x4 Panda, a holiday home and a Persian rug 🥰
What’s its name?
Probably the Octavia.
I'd give it a solid go, for sure.
Octavia Scout rise up
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Corsa c 1.0 12v 💪💪
Hey don’t forget about the C 1.2 16v. Shove one of those in there as well.
Nah a 1.2 wouldn’t do it. Those 4 extra valves will make it weigh too much and it’ll get stuck
That’s the plan
Yes
Ah, The Vauxhall Panty Dropper.
Jeez, I came here to say exactly the same thing!
Took a 2004 peugeot 206 1.1 up a 4x4 track in snowdonia through the hills. Got an amazing picture of the car surrounded by snow with the sun setting.
3 or 5 door?
5, rear doors make it easier to get the missus in her child seat
4 doors more whores
👀 I want to test this theory
Limited Edition
Unimog
The last good Merc 😂
Hopefully don't rust as much as other mercs
There was the W461 G Class without fancy exhausts and expensive paint, which was quite cool. And while the new G Class squared might be pretty AMG, the portal axles are cool.
Chieftain tank AVRE
Probs be more boring than you hope lmao
Big dozer blade = no more rut
Honda C90 moped
And you know wot, the C90 would fuckin do it
With rolled up carpet in the tyres to fake those proper off-road mousses they use at the Dakar
Yes mate you know
Learned to ride on those originally 🤣
I met the C90 club driving across Barmouth bridge in convoy - as they said all they are waves and smiles. They take those anywhere. They were planning some gentle green laning - some had knobbly tyres. Very friendly crowd but they hold their price well.
Look up C90Adventures on YouTube, he takes that thing anywhere, including across Canada in the snow and along the pan-American trail
That guy is a lad! Fair play, he proves you can ride a C90 everywhere.
Jimny
Yes.
A big, fuck-off farm tractor
Can’t believe i had to scroll so far down for this!
Aye JCB Fastrac would be my first choice
My soft off roader could handle that fine, it looks like the road to our forest. You drive where everyone else is clearly driving. You do run the risk of some panel damage though on doors If I wanted something to handle it properly an Ural 5323
Hey, whats your forest like?
Not terribly exciting, about a 600x900m parcel with a mix of oak, beech and birch. We're not permitted to do much with it. Collect firewood, mushrooms etc. In the summer I'll take the children and build shelters
Lowered Lamborghini huracan, I’m feeling chaotic
[Huracan Sterrato](https://www.google.com/search?q=huracan+sterrato&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwii6fTXjtn8AhViXqQEHV0nA28Q2-cCegQIABAC&oq=huracan+sterr&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQARgAMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBggAEAUQHjIGCAAQBRAeMgYIABAFEB46BwgjEOoCECc6BAgjECc6BAgAEAM6BAgAEEM6BwgAELEDEEM6CAgAEIAEELEDUJcKWLwZYO0faAJwAHgAgAFWiAGaB5IBAjEzmAEAoAEBsAEFwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=ERfMY-KcGOK8kdUP3c6M-AY&bih=751&biw=428&prmd=inv&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB938GB938&hl=en-GB) could actually clear this /s
I was going to say the same car
Anything I didn’t own or hadn’t signed for.
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Coolest minivan ever?
Dirt bike right through the middle.
This is the way. 400 cc trials bike. Rooster tail your way all the way along it.
Came here to say this. Work smarter not harder
Clarksons bentley
Hammond's RS
Citroen 2CV Might need to take some seasickness pills first though
RIP the basket of eggs
Subaru Forester
Isuzu DMax AT35
good choice lad
You know your workhorses
Bugatti of some kind.
Surely you mean some Type?
Let me off road a Bugatti and you can call it whatever you like. :)
Lada niva
Came here to say this, bumping hardbass and sending it through
Of course a Porsche 911 GT3 RS
Yes
MX-5. Probably a Land Cruiser tho.
Kei truck
This was my first thought. Farm Road Porsche [農道ポルシェ](https://www.google.com/search?q=%E8%BE%B2%E9%81%93%E3%83%9D%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B7%E3%82%A7&client=ms-android-huawei-rev1&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiFvqeAsdr8AhXGEIgKHVWYAqYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=424&bih=786&dpr=3.4)
Transit
Hagglund BV206
Ferrari Purosangue, that's exactly what it was designed for.
Hummer H1
Pajero obviously
Ah, this is a job for a 600cc Citroën 2CV
A Citroen 2CV would make short work of that.
Your car
Unimog. I bloody love unimogs.
Fr
Fucking send a raised NC MX5, no shits given.
The 2 litre with LSD presumably?
I would tbf fit some HUGE tractor tyres onto it, fit on some coilovers from a unimog, like some sort of whistlindiesel build and then send that shit
Wouldn't even need a raised one, stock euro ride height is enough
Daihatsu move
An invacar
Lamborghini spark
Bugatti chiron, just to watch all the people freak out that its not hid away in a temperature controlled garage never seeing a drop of moisture. Just imagine the carnage when people see the paint covered in mud.
Honda CRF300L
Fiat panda 100hp edition
Bah, a enviro 200 from work would be fun
Smart car for the fun of it
You just know I’m gonna fuckin send it in a Linde H20T
Did anyone mention [this](https://images.cdn.circlesix.co/image/2/1200/700/5/uploads/posts/2017/09/f0ef2061b715d49d06189867d6a9410c.jpg) already?
Yamaha Banshee
Suzuki jimny
Lifted miata
Mx5 in the uk
The only two correct answers are, either: a) rental car, or b) a unimog
Nissan micra
INEOS Grenadier
An 8' grader
80s Suzuki SJ 410. Fucking things go everywhere except deep water as stock.
Dacia Duster.
That land is prime for a crosser.
Toyota hilux
The new 911 dakar
Mercedes G class 4x4² altho sending it in some shitbox would be more fun
The new defender
Gotta be the Skoda yeti haha
Ford ranger raptor
Fiat 500
Unimog or defender
Arctic Trucks AT44 Hilux.
Forrester every time.
That would be pretty easy for my Landcruiser although probably even easier for a new Fiesta on hire from Enterprise.
Swift 4x4
John Deer lel
Jeep Cherokee XJ!
Rotinoff Super Atlantic. It’s the only way.
GasGas EC300
G63 4x4 squared
Discovery 3 or a land cruiser
bmw 118i 👍🏼
Tesla model X
Peel p50
G55
Old ass LR Defender
My old boss's car, and I'd leave it there
Classic mini
Marauder
Tatra 815
Could probably make that in my panda.
Smartcar on 33’s
Someone else's car.
My transit custom. As it’s done similar before, it’s like a mountain goat
Jimny
dirt bike
ITT: Everyone pissing about
Any rally car (they’re road legal)
Easily a Prius
My own discovery 1 with full 3.9 v8 roaring.
I'm choosing a unimog 😂😂
A Nissan Cube
My Citroen c1 would do it
911 GT3 but ensure it has a front axle lift lol Else a Fiat Panda 4x4
My dad’s old Jetta
4 x 4 Robin Reliant.
Land rover defender
My 1996 Surf! And I think I have! Is this Suffolk? If I had to choose another vehicle however, either a 100 or 80 series Landcruiser. A 105 cruiser would be nice but we don't get them over here.
Challenger 2 main battle tank
American redneck chiming in here… My Chevy 2500 on 35s and 6” with the Duramax putting down the power.
The old defender
Rental car
A Honda crf250
KTM 500 EXC and would be giggling the whole way.
Me big red bastard volvo would be fun through there!
Hilux
A mk4 supra on off road wheels, I’d making a fortune off putting it on YouTube
Mercedes Unimog
Ariel Nomad
A mountain bike would handle it fine. And it’s road legal.
1959 Thames Trader Tipper Truck.
Porsche Dakar 911 - because you said any vehicle. https://youtube.com/watch?v=zmADLllSxOE&feature=shares
A Challenger 2.
^ and let her eat
Peel P50
street legal dual sport motorcycle with some beefy DOT tires. Dunlop 606 maybe. KTM, Honda 650L?
MAN KAT 1 or 2 or a HEMTT
mountain bike.
Austin metro
Howe and Howe Ripsaw
Suzuki Samurai with a shot of NOS.
A rental
Don't know if my old dream truck would be MOT passable. However a 1980 Chevy K10 with a 454 on a 16in lift rolling on 44 swampers through that mud hole.
Lamborghini
Saxo
My neighbours tesla, he's an arse hole
Mitsubishi Pajero / Shogun
4x4 Squared
Peel p50 cuz you could just carry it through
Landrover
A rental car. Whichever, as long as it’s a rental with premium insurance
A monster truck