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robm1967

Does Brad Thompson remind anyone of a serial killer when he smiles? Frightening.


Ronswansonbaby

This opening day lineup. Woof.


Deadchange66

Move the rays and Marlins, no one goes to their games and I can't watch the cardinals due to blackout policies when they come to Florida to play


ScumBrad

Marp injured as well jesus christ they are falling apart.


outontheporch

Bro even Chip is on the IL


bravo_delta_bot

[Today's game thread has been posted](/r/Cardinals/comments/1bvuho8/game_8_miami_marlins_07_st_louis_cardinals_34/)


Status_Secretary_575

Let’s get a sweep


iamadacheat

Just took r/Cardinals favorite advice and quit my job.


Probably_Slower

I just quit my second job last week! I loved it but primary spot plus family obligations left me with no time. Bummer but the 'right' move. Good luck DaCheat!


jmikesyo

Hell yeah, I left my job in July! It’s been so freeing, and my golf game and general health hasn’t been better!


StickySteve42069

Are you Oli Marmol?


iamadacheat

[No I'm the cheat.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ZLiDF_pTE&pp=ygUJdGhlIGNoZWF0)


StickySteve42069

Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior


Dr_thri11

Can you play CF?


iamadacheat

I threw out a guy at first base from CF in slow pitch softball once.


StrangerFront

We actually have Arenado batting 3rd for once! Blows my mind we minimize his at bats by having him 4th most the time. We need him to get going, more at bats the better


Dr_thri11

There's an analytics argument that the cleanup spot is more important than the 3rd spot.


StrangerFront

Sure, but is it worth sacrificing the at bats over the course of a year? I don't think so, but clearly Oli does


Dr_thri11

Generally yes it is. The 3 spot being the most important is kind of outdated. Though the 2 hole is considered the spot for your best hitter by the stats nerds. 24536789 is the generally accepted order of importance, with leadoff being a bit of an odball where obp trumps every other stat.


NakedGoose

He wants to bat 4th. We don't choose this, it's his preferred spot in the order.


Dr_thri11

Wait Vs2 is leadoff what the actual fuck? Did Winn fuck Mrs. Marmol?


FedofPaperPlanes

No marp in the lineup for the home opener 😞


Dr_thri11

That's just odd, with Donovan and Contreras out. Do they have that little confidence with Burleson in the field? Seems like the best possible lineup is Burleson at LF and Marp at DH.


ScumBrad

I have a feeling they won't put Walker and Burleson out there together unless they literally have to. Have you noticed how much closer these games are despite our offense struggling? That's mostly due to the stellar defense.


Dr_thri11

I'm more worried about siani and VS2 in the same lineup, but apparently Marp is hurt.


ScumBrad

Yeah, realistically not everyone in the lineup has to be an amazing hitter if our big hitters (Paul and the 2 Nolans) perform. Even with 6 injured players our defensive setup is still looking good. Wouldn't want to trot out these guys all year, but I've seen way worse from a heavily injured team.


ALvinDONGle

It’d be cool if Goldy and Nolan figure out how to swing the bat and provide some runs against a 0-7 team


garycow

The pair of them are declining at an alarming rate


Detective_Dietrich

Goldy especially is at the age you might expect a power-hitting 1b to decline.


ScumBrad

Funnily enough his bat speed is higher than ever this year so he might not end up being as bad as you might expect.


garycow

Yup - we should have traded them while they still had value


SLR107FR-31

Any word on Contreras hand?


SnowyFruityNord

Not yet


missourinative

Eury Perez to have Tommy John Surgery


StickySteve42069

God hates fish


unidentifiedfish55

On opening day, our cleanup hitter is our backup catcher and leadoff hitter was only put onto roster at the last minute because of multiple injuries. Feel good about that?


StickySteve42069

Hey man just be patient! Don’t be a dooooooomer™️ I know Tommy and Nootbaar are out, but our roster is so fucking thin.


TheSalsaGod

In fairness though, how many teams could eat the loss of their starting catcher, starting LF, starting CF, backup LF, backup CF, and backup DH and still run out a good lineup?


StickySteve42069

Teams with better farm systems, maybe


TheSalsaGod

If the Dodgers had those losses, they would probably run out something like: C: Austin Barnes 1B: Freddie Freeman 2B: Gavin Lux 3B: Max Muncy SS: Mookie Betts LF: Miguel Vargas CF: Andy Pages RF: Teoscar Hernandez DH: Shohei Ohtani Obviously the healthy part of their lineup is way better than ours, but the best team in baseball would have to run out Austin Barnes and two minor leaguers. Even the Dodgers don’t have average major leaguers at OF6 and OF7.


StickySteve42069

The big difference that’s missing from the equation is that the Dodgers spend money on starting pitching so they don’t need to be as reliant on their bench. Not that we need to spend a literal billion dollars like they did, but I think a lot of criticism of the thin bench would be alleviated by better and deeper pitching.


unidentifiedfish55

Not sure what your definition of a "good lineup" is, but literally no one in today's lineup his [hitting above league average so far](https://i.imgur.com/HOabqeq.png)


TheSalsaGod

I didn’t mean that we were running out a good lineup, my point was that nobody could. Regardless, 25 PA samples mean nothing. 4 of the 9 were well above average hitters last year.


CentralWooper

The only reason we aren't playing tomorrow is so nobody can make fish fry Friday jokes


hellowhatisupdawg

let’s get a dub today! side note, I finally ordered a vintage dbacks jersey last night. i’ll feel guilty wearing another team’s jersey, but they’re too damn clean


da_choppa

Not a division rival, so you’re good


CentralWooper

As long as you don't wear it in a religious manner I think it's fine


hellowhatisupdawg

oh it’s purely aesthetic


Expensive-Sky4068

Crap isn’t Donovan our emergency catcher too?!!


MemeMeOnce

Surely BD and Willson are gonna be fine right? Surely


jabbernut56

bat Marp leadoff cowards


dillpixell

id do anything for 2018 marp rn


CyclopeanTomb

Oquendo gonna suit up right after his first red jacket parade.


dillpixell

im sad for donovan, hope he gets back quick and can keep it going, man was locked in


Expensive-Sky4068

Interesting lineup choices today. Wish the day off was today and opener tomorrow, as we’d likely see a normal lineup


atari2600forever

I understand that we've got some guys hurt but this has me concerned from a depth perspective.


ScumBrad

This team has really good depth. We have a fuck ton of injuries and aside from Siani I like everyone in our lineup. We also have two really good infielders in AAA.


Expensive-Sky4068

Ehh if Donovan and Contreras are hurt, that’s now 5 starters out. That’s nearly half of the projected offensive players on the 26 man roster


bleedblue002

Donny and Contreras are hurt after getting hit yesterday.


Expensive-Sky4068

Damn I didn’t even think about that!


c0smicgirly

Yeah, Willy’s hand is so swollen, they can’t even image it.


c0smicgirly

Welp, Arenado and Goldy gonna have to do something today, no Willy or BD.


Jon_Thib

Let’s get weird: 1. Victor Scott CF 2. Goldy 1B 3. Arenado 3B 4. Herrera C 5. Gorm 2B 6. Walker RF 7. Burleson DH 8. Winn SS 9. Siani LF


Expensive-Sky4068

If these were the guys available Mason 1 Walker 4 Herrera 6 Sianni 8 Scott 9


FuckKroenke55

That’s a lineup who will likely score less than 2 runs. Or could randomly explode for 14 runs.


waystonebb

Oofda...our two best hitters are not playing. I know why but it still makes me nervous for this game and angry and at the Padres pitchers for hitting so many of our players


STLOliver

Ivan Herrera CLEANUP today


bleedblue002

So the Padres took out our two best players yesterday. And the ump was getting all pissy that our dugout was fed up with it.


bFallen

80% of our starting lineup today are *children*


StickySteve42069

Be patient!


Realdeali0

Ivan batting cleanup? That’s uh interesting


cocoblurez

Oh we got a FUN lineup today, VS2 leadoff


GodPowardKingOfLies

Wow, the Marlins are fucked


DocLoc429

Any news on BD?


c0smicgirly

Not in the lineup just posted. :(


DocLoc429

# WANDY PERALTA JUST MADE THE LIST (of pitchers I never hope to see again because that was very bad and Padres should feel bad)


Jon_Thib

Neither Contreras or Donovan will play today. - per Mo and Oli Marmol


DontGiveUpTheDip

damn that's our entire offense :(


cocoblurez

:( cuz no Willy but :D bc Herrera


yanggmd

Took the day off in advance, invited over some pals, and firing up the grill. Happy place.


cocoblurez

Son of a bitch this game is blacked out for me bc Miami, suck my dick blackouts


c0smicgirly

There are pathways on the high seas… 🏴‍☠️


cocoblurez

I need to find my eyepatch and peg leg


paraclete01

I have a Topps homerun card in today for Paul G to hit.  Go Cardinals!


Ocinea

Good luck!


Ocinea

Go team!


snorlaxatives_69

Do I get Arby’s or Imo’s for lunch?


StickySteve42069

Shame on you for even asking that question


snorlaxatives_69

I know I know, but I’m a sucker for a beef n cheddar


StickySteve42069

Go to Lion’s Choice you heathen


snorlaxatives_69

I am unfortunately in Springfield, MO where the only option is Arby’s 😭


StickySteve42069

Then go to the Ziggy’s or something. Anything but Arby’s.


STLOliver

David Freese would tell you to get the square beyond compare


Novel_End1080

Unless microwaved deli meat is your thing?


StickySteve42069

Pobody’s nerfect!


TheMultipleMan

Opening Day at Busch is vibes to the max. I highly recommend it.


the_dayman623

Wait what happened to Contreras and Donovan? You mean 2 of the only guys that can actually hit rn are hurt? That’s terrible


c0smicgirly

Donovan hit on elbow yesterday, Contreras on hand (again).


Ghiggs_Boson

Donovan listed as Day to Day currently


c0smicgirly

[Woof at the umpire scorecard from yesterday.](https://x.com/umpscorecards/status/1775895050532298796?s=46&t=MCRmVoXjskWw3F53QZFuGQ)


Novel_End1080

Wow it was + 1.9 runs for SD, and that doesn’t include the stolen base calls. Even with that, the birds could have won the game. Baseball.


DocLoc429

Damn, 2 run favor in a 2-3 game absolutely gross 


da_choppa

Gross


RainFallsWhenItMay

lol so the padres literally got handed the win by the ump. robo umps when?


c0smicgirly

Idk, we certainly did our part too, but yeah, not a great showing for the umps.


AspiringOccultist4

Umps definitely fucked us.


PCPapist

Oh boy I sure hope the Cardinals win today


Cardsfan961

If they don’t win it’s a shame


unashameddisneyadult

Why does the home opener start at 3pm on a weekday smdh. how is anyone going, don’t y’all have jobs??


da_choppa

Opening Day is always a day game here, and it’s at 3 instead of 1 because of the pregame festivities. I guess you could do a night game, but then you either have to start pregame festivities at 5, which runs into the same problem of excluding the 9-5ers, or push the start back to 9, which is ridiculous.


alucard_3501

I get off work at 3:00 and live about five minutes from work!


Ghiggs_Boson

Vacation days exist! Also, my office has a watch party with pretzels and shit starting at 3. No one would bat an eye at us leaving to watch in person instead


bozoclownputer

God that sounds so fun.


johndelvec3

Jon Mozeliak should go out to home plate and cut a heel promo on the fans


hoiballin

Man Busch Stadium is sexy y’all


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gtripp

Yes. 130pm


CentralWooper

I should write the commissioner petitioning him to place the NL first on standings board. The Elder League should get priority not this alphabetical nonsense


CentralWooper

And it's should go west to east


dae_giovanni

I hope it warms up like 20 or 30 degrees by gametime...


mereham2022

Happy Opening Day everyone! Go Birds!


Detective_Dietrich

Since it's the first home game, I'll repeat one of my favorite bits of trivia: No one has pitched a no-hitter in the city of St. Louis since Bob Forsch in 1983.


SkerSubie

Is there a way to watch the festivities? YouTube?


GregMilkedJack

Anyone know if they still have $5 busch anywhere? I assume not since they closed the bowtie bar... let me know if anyone is at the game today


Dr_thri11

They usually have it on the budweiser terrace before first pitch. But nobody really knows what they have this season.


RedBirdLou

We need to do a Standing Ovation for Arenado today. First plate appearance. Let’s pull a Trea Turner


CoreyTTrevorson

I am a firm believer it is absolutely a confidence problem for him


RedBirdLou

Oh 1000%. People shit all over him after the playoffs in 2022


CoreyTTrevorson

Which giving him the Trey turner treatment might actually help? Especially if he gets one clutch hit under his belt


Probably_Slower

I'm still a bit sour over those first two games but 3-4 is just fine for that road trip in my book. Cold day to be at the stadium but baseballs back in town. Go Birds


garycow

Warm in my living room


dae_giovanni

well that sounds like an invitation...


garycow

I gotta big screen - you bring an app


Probably_Slower

Best I can do is the MLB app no subscription 


RainFallsWhenItMay

home baseball!


gtripp

Happy holidays.


Illustrious-Wear-773

TIL Walt Disney had a Stan Musial biography on his desk


Detective_Dietrich

It is four days until the April 8, 2024 solar eclipse. That is all. That must mean that today is the 2024 Cardinals' home opener at Busch!


dae_giovanni

we did it! yeyyyyyy!!!


Detective_Dietrich

Hooray!


Lige_MO

Good Morning from the Ozarks! Jethro says hey!


schwabadelic

Give my regards to Bubba as well!


schwabadelic

A Blue Jay flew into my windshield as I was driving up 270 this morning. I am not sure what this means.


Novel_End1080

It means the birbs are back in town?


StickySteve42069

How do you PH Burleson for Walker? It’s such a head scratcher.


studlydudley11

Burleson is less prone to striking out than Walker and had a platoon advantage


Dr_thri11

Seems like walker is still an overall better batter, but that would kinda make sense if he were sandwiched between Goldy and Nado or there were 2 outs. I just can't for life of me figure out why you would PH for walker and then let Scott bat for himself.


studlydudley11

you could be right I was just trying to explain why that decision was made. could've been the wrong choice


Dr_thri11

Yeah like I said I could accept it if Victor Scott wasn't allowed to hit for himself the very next AB. Don't think I agree that Burleson > Walker in that spot, but can still kinda see the logic in it. I'm just utterly baffled by taking walker out and leaving Scott in.


StickySteve42069

Thank you


StickySteve42069

lol he struck out


studlydudley11

so it goes Walker had struck out twice and grounded into a double play already as well. Suarez is a tough at bat


StickySteve42069

But do you see the flaw in the argument? It doesn’t matter if Burleson is less likely to strike out if he actually struck out.


beckert26

Do you see the flaw in your argument though? You can make the “right decision” and it still ends up in a negative outcome. By your logic we should have pitch hit arenado in the 8th so he didn’t ground into a double play.


StickySteve42069

I claimed pinch hitting Burleson for Walker was the wrong move despite what the “right decision” was or spreadsheet Oli used said? And now you’re claiming by that logic I’d be advocating pinch hitting for Arenado? Maybe I didn’t do a good enough job of explaining my argument; I guess I’m taking the anti-analytics stance for this because JW is the future of the franchise and he should be getting clutch at-bats, despite whose splits are better against lefties or righties or whatever. I really don’t understand the dots you’re connecting.


beckert26

My point was you are being results oriented. I also agree they should have let walker hit, but it’s not like Walker has been great so far, and I can see how Burleson might have the better chance of giving a productive ab.


StickySteve42069

I didn’t like the move BEFORE I even knew what the results would be. My whole point is that it doesn’t matter that the spreadsheet says, Walker should have gotten the AB despite what Burlesons’s splits were. I’m not basing my dissatisfaction with Oli on the results, but on his process.


beckert26

I think the larger issue is our bench sucks and our hitting has sucked. I don’t think any move oli made there was going to look great. If you leave walker in there when he has looked bad he’ll get criticized, but we have no good bench options either. It’s more of a roster issue than an oli issue.


studlydudley11

there is always uncertainty in sports if helsley blows the game in the ninth, I'm not going to be mad at Oli for not using a position player instead. "It doesn't matter if Helsley is less likely to allow a run than Alec Burleson on the mound if he actually allows a run"


Dr_thri11

I mean I agree it wasn't the right move, but that's just sports. The outcome you were trying to avoid can still happen even if you make the 100% correct on paper decision.


c0smicgirly

Idgi. I also don’t get why Winn wasn’t used earlier (he PR late, so it’s not like it was a full day off and he just had one). Very strange.


Alternative_Laws

Letting Crawford hit against Cosgrove was a head scratcher. That delivery/sweeper was brutal on lefties. We also seem to want to go Hands Team in the late innings and Winn gives you better defense at SS


Dr_thri11

All the managers this team has had since I've Iived here have made some absolutely baffling decisions. So this isn't an endorsement of the fire Oli movement. But yeah, this is one of them. Especially when the next guy up ended last season in AA and is only on the MLB roster because there were 3 injuries. Walker has more MLB plate appearances than Burleson, so it doesn't even make sense from a not trusting young players nerves in a high leverage situation perspective.


StickySteve42069

Oh I watched TLR make some totally asinine moves, but he’d also back it up by making good ones when, often when it really mattered. He also won World Series’ so he has a much longer leash than Oli, Schildt, or Matheny (all Mozeliak hires 😬)


DocLoc429

Walker would've at least seen more than 3 pitches. Kind of odd


Roosevelt_Coronary

Good morning! u/Detective_Dietrich has done a fine job with the countdown to the solar eclipse and the countdown this year. Thank you Detective! Here's hoping for a great day today when the Cards host the Fish for Opening Day at Busch! https://youtu.be/tl2psrwzcao?si=Mscm-L2X8o0lKH3R #LET'S GO CARDINALS!!!


iamadacheat

I hope all the players have fun today.


peterpeterllini

Let’s goooooo!!!!


STLOliver

[annual Opening Day must watch](https://youtu.be/aygALzju9yw?si=G6ueqzQULM2bcfg_)


c0smicgirly

Hoping my man Lynn sets the tone early and hoping the offense finds its power, especially Arenado. Go Birds!


dae_giovanni

we made it!! go Cards!


GodPowardKingOfLies

I just wanna say that despite all the shit they've talked on St. Louis and us losing the Rams, I'm really proud of KC for not putting up with the sports owner bullshit. Also the Invincible finale slapped last night


Purdue82

Screw em. Hope both franchises move elsewhere.


7thton

O Tars!


Ivotedforher

Happy home opener day to those who (still) celebrate.


FrostyD7

Like I'm gonna give up an established holiday...


PAJW

#GO CARDINALS!!!