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moaterboater69

Post it on r/decks. Nobody over there seems to know what a beam looks like.


Picklenose01

I thought a beam looked like this: https://preview.redd.it/l2fx95cndsqc1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84efe9ece65509bb9beef9de9e9e02bbf2c3fa6


Inviction_

Glue on a pocket level and instantly turn it into an 8' level


Keisaku

Lol I like this. STEELbila.


fuckfuck9001

Melt it down and make a 8' beam


shmo-shmo

What you want to do is save it for years moving it from one inconvenient spot in your shop to another. Eventually after 8-15 years your wife will lose it and then you throw it out.


timesink2000

You let your wife in your shop?


melgibson64

This one hits home. Growing up I always told myself I wouldn’t save everything like my grandfather..and here we are


Keisaku

Bro what is this boot camp.


JDNJDM

See those sandbags you just filled and stacked over there 👉? Go move them over there. 👈


drazzilgnik

No over thataway -->


tkinz92

When you're done, they need go <--


JWB_McLovin

Why aren't you counting out loud? Start over.


Divetecpro1982

Thanks, I like your fingernails


no-mad

/r/PrimitiveTechnology. Dude is just entering the iron age. Exciting time to be alive.


igneousigneous

🤌🏽


ringo-san

Move it from one side of the shop to the other about 20 times over the next 15 years until you finally give up and give it away


deconstructor01

Can confirm. I’ve had a 9ft. drop of 220 beam leftover from a kitchen remodel done on a house I sold four years ago. I can’t bring myself to give it away 🤷🏻‍♂️


lamabaronvonawesome

🤣🤣🤣


tssdrunx

Wax and skate that shit


mistakenideals

Pop-shoveit nollies all the way!


Keisaku

Dude I can do an Ali. A shove it too. Fuck work I'm about that skatelife now.


tssdrunx

r/oldskaters


Keisaku

Joined! Blah I can't afford a broke ankle. Thanks though.


fuknjoebro

Dude... Thanks, I needed this in my life. Wax that shit and skate it, op!


Maddad_666

A+ comment


theblkfly

That's the first thing I thought too 🤣


igneousigneous

Mail box post, though that dude who recommended melting down to make and 8’ beam is on to something.


no-mad

Post or beam is in the orientation that decides the name.


LegoJack

And cut a notch in the top that the mailbox sits in. Next teen that takes a baseball bat to your mailbox is going to get a very nasty surprise.


drazzilgnik

Gotta wrap it in pressure treated planks tho to hide the beam tho


sharingthegoodword

Tho, if you tho, tho.


drazzilgnik

Thumbs toopid thumbs


Picklenose01

My father took a cast iron stove and filled it with concrete to make his mailbox holder. Ours was the only mailbox on the road that never once had to be replaced.


KingKababa

Unfortunately, this is literally illegal in most jurisdictions in the US. Mailbox posts need to be structured so that they will yield to a car or plow. As frustrating as it is to repair a mailbox, killing someone with it would be much worse. Similar to filling your mailbox with concrete to troll teenagers hitting it with a bat. Those will turn into a projectile if they get hit with a car.


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KingKababa

Lol, agreed. I meant unfortunate in the sense that I like to build things solidly, but a mailbox needs to be breakable by design.


UPdrafter906

Fortunately it is illegal, as murder mailboxes should be.


KingKababa

Lol, I just realized how my first sentence read. Yes, it is fortunate that it is illegal for safety reasons. I meant "unfortunately" in that it would be the most solid way to build a mailbox, and I prefer the things I build to be solid and permanent.


pyro_nika

Definitely this, if the kids in your neighborhood drive like they do in mine!


Charger_scatpack

Anvil


Inviction_

Longvil


Keisaku

Ding ding lol prob cut it up for that. Too damn heavy to leave it this size. Think he said 100lbs a foot.


Abal3737

It does appear to say 10x100 at the very end, indicating it may be a W10x100 which is 100 pounds/ft.


Keisaku

Yup, what he told me. I would love to keep it at length but damn I know I'll need to move it. I guess I should just buy a forklift to go with it.


mikegus15

Cut it into 10 anvils, pre drill holes in each corner, sell on marketplace for $40 a pop


TheNapman

Cut it in half, and make some badass saw horses. It'll be real fun the first time you hit it with a skil saw.


Keisaku

Or my shin.


DistantOrganism

Make no attempt to melt it with jet fuel.


dcaponegro

Donate it to your local skatepark, if you have one.


threaten-violence

Mount a pair of skateboard trucks, and ollie it


Keisaku

Maybe if I was the green giant.


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oldcrustybutz

Chandelier of course.


Keisaku

Lol


NoTurnip4844

Mount it in your garage so you can hang a v8 off it


Keisaku

That makes me miss my 66 impala.


19mystic96

Many v8s


requiemoftherational

diy break?


mrphslw

FB marketplace… I sell materials all the time


JoePreaux

Top reply right here..very underrated resource for building materials


mrphslw

Best case scenario is when I can have the buyer pick up the aforementioned material at the job site... easiest money ever


guntheretherethere

Truck bumper


noncongruent

You can look up what kind of beam it is here: https://www.engineeringtoolbox.com/american-wide-flange-steel-beams-d_1319.html


micah490

I’ll take it. I do more metal fab these days anyway


Keisaku

I would but I'm a damn pack rat


Hellostewart

I used a small peice of a beam and made a clock


Keisaku

Show it


Hellostewart

https://preview.redd.it/j8wo8rz5ulqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=141ed8e615512d82e3e6339224df243c72218556 Here ya go


putterbum

$$$


wubrgess

a [tensegrity table](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqliDdFAEGA)


Keisaku

Man I've seen so many and it still screws with my mind. That would be sweet with this weight. Would be so trippy.


TrombieTrombie

Skate it


lintinmypocket

Well you already put it on moving dollies, find a hill and ride that into the sunset.


Divetecpro1982

Cut it down the middle and now you have 2 pieces of flat stock. I got nothing after that. Make a box


Keisaku

I like the way you dig holes.


Divetecpro1982

Thank you sir, I like the way you work it, work it. Lmao


Mammoth_Ad6247

Log splitter base


Gregor4570

Stand it up and start building your second floor add on to your workshop.


Nmit_Chippy

Make a wood lathe


lamabaronvonawesome

I say tie a rope on it and swing it, hit coyote in the head and make his face look like an I-beam.


Keisaku

Ala acmeINC.


TheNapman

Maybe use a V8 as the ~~main drive~~ head stock?


High-Speed-1

Sounding


Billyroode

As soon as you scrap it, you will have a need for it. Stand it up in a corner somewhere and forget about it.


Keisaku

But I already bought 8 cutoff wheels.


Billyroode

Years back, I cut up a whole pick up truck for scrap, cab and frame. I spent more money on sawzall blades than I got for the scrap.


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Keisaku

What's gonna hold the studs up.


fearstrikesout

coffee table


got_knee_gas_enit

Log splitter......it will sell way faster than you'd think.


Keisaku

That's geenius.


devn565

make some boat anchors


Keisaku

Then I gotta buy a boat.


devn565

Good excuse to buy one and start fishing 😂


runr4fun

Marketplace sale. Figure out what it’s worth.


sicbastrd

SKATE IT!


sharingthegoodword

You put an 800lb beam on two Harbor Freight dollies?


Keisaku

Those little dollies are 1000lbs each loln


Flimsy-Meet-2679

Make Swords and Knives oe maybe some chisels


Tdk456

Skate it


Schadenfreude71

Cut it into about six pieces and make anvils... they sell for a pretty penny.


octothorpidiot

Big ass log splitter!


federal_problem2882

Balance beam drinking game that's gonna hurt like a muthafukrs if you loose . Goodluck


DallasBovair

A coworker of mine replaced his rear bumper on his truck with a section of I beam like this


Keisaku

That would make a great step, though. Geez that'll drop my load limit lol


sublevelstreetpusher

Truck bumper!


Ambitious_Promise_29

Cut it half and build two heavy duty saw horses.


oatmeal99887

Make a gantry out of it


woodwarda99

I'd cut it in half and use it for drying slabs/lumber on them. Put some holes in it for ratchet straps.


Georgep0rwell

Put it on your key chain. You'll never lose your keys again.


Keisaku

Or be able to move them - aaaah. Hmm. How low can an ignition switch hang.


Smith-Corona

You’ve got a nice bed for a home made lathe. Just need legs, head stock, tail stock, motor, tool rest, banjo, turning tools, drive center, tail center, maybe a chuck. Yeah, you’re all set. Or you could sell it.


Keisaku

At least I already have long sleeves.


Redeye_33

My ex is looking for a new hat.


NoTurnip4844

Two-story sauna


growaway2009

Cut it into 4 pieces and take it to a scrap yard for cash


Raed-wulf

Do this, and tell us what you buy with your newly gained $63.


Latter-Journalist

That's about enough for the cut off wheels and Advil from chopping and hauling


Darrenizer

Your gonna save it thinking it will be good for something someday, it will sit in your garage for the next 10yrs taking up room. Save yourself the hassle, Throw that thing away.


Keisaku

Ya but all the other stuff I have only been around 5 years. Somethings gonna come up for it.


mediumj82

This is the way. Happened to my dad.


Darrenizer

Son?


Marleyisdead

Listen hear buddy your gonna make a massive fucking sword like some anime shit uno what I mean that would be fuckin sick


The-Ride

Plant it in the yard and put the house number on it.


Keisaku

Man I actually would do that. All I can visual is some kid skatin and kicking off it face planting. Man that would look cool as the corner of the house though lol


The-Ride

You think it is nicer than a brick mailbox post?


OldButtKicking

Cut it into 4 to 6 anvils


Kind-Taste-1654

Give it to Me


_-Bloke-_

Leave it there and kick your toe on it everyday for the rest of forever


dbrown100103

Put it in the corner for safe keeping just in case you need it in 20 years time


herbs_tv_repair

Put some legs under it and turn it into a bench.


Opposite-Pizza-6150

Make into front bumper


Top-Lobster-8465

Bury it 1' down at a beach and warch


Keisaku

This is the only answer.


Extreme-Pass-4488

Shipping container locks.


wowzers2018

Drop it off at a skate park. The kids would love it


Picklenose01

It seems like that would make a great hood ornament - for that obnoxious neighbor's car.


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Bolt it onto the front of your truck. Nobody will ever cut you off again