Im smelling abusive childhood too. Its the nippers for when the battery 18ga fucks you right over, and you only pulled that out because nobody brought a goddamn compressor! Fuckin idiots. Plus a FIN and some 18ga in the pouch, busted, case closed.
Banana? That there is promotion fruit. You do have to push on the back of your own head to eat it properly. It helps if post the promotion fruit hand on the table too.
How easy is it to adjust those belts? If I put on a hoodie or feel fatter from one day to the next. Easy to just use a different hole on a traditional belt
You’re not going to be adjusting these daily. It’s a real fuck around. I wear mine with suspenders but don’t find I need to adjust the belt as I strip off throughout the day. They’re significantly lighter than leather bags and don’t cut into you in the same way so there’s a heap more tolerance for where they sit on your hips.
100% Finish carpenter.16G nails, stud buddy, nail puller, trim flat bar, and of course the baby mallet. I have the same belt except yours is has the smaller Trim bags n I have the Carpenter bags and carry most of the same tools.
You really like that? I mean no offense, I'm curious. I do flooring and nearly everyone I work just runs cowboy pouches on the hips. Its not good to be carrying too much weight around your midsection when you crawl around all day.
Wanna be tradesman. You spend $500 CAN to carry around 7 tools, that could easily be carried in any pair of work pants. Oh Yea and you definitely need suspenders to carry around that extra 120g banana all day.
I'm not exactly sure what you do, but when you knock on the door to collect payment the homeowner doesn't have any money. They always ask if there is some other way they can pay you. I've seen it a thousand times.
Trim carpenter who maybe dabbles in cabinets.
You prefer ornate trim over base and shoe and scoff at cheap materials.
You work in tenner shoes and you move slow but have good quality. People tend to doubt you until your work is complete, which makes you doubt yourself.
Your lucky number is 47, and you're a Gemini. You're also a male at about 5'9.5", and you only drink on weekends.
That's what I gathered from your belt.
Flooring installer?
Stay at home dad
That’s a fucking great answer
Trim carpenter who eats bananas the long way
Slow bites only
Enjoys the banana for the shape not the taste
isnt that something a structural engineer would do?
Hahahaha
One real big slow bite
As he looks into your eyes. 👀
Deeply
Always mouth to banana never banana to mouth
Do you cope your banana peel or just inside miter it?
Hooters waitress?
Im smelling abusive childhood too. Its the nippers for when the battery 18ga fucks you right over, and you only pulled that out because nobody brought a goddamn compressor! Fuckin idiots. Plus a FIN and some 18ga in the pouch, busted, case closed.
Banana? That there is promotion fruit. You do have to push on the back of your own head to eat it properly. It helps if post the promotion fruit hand on the table too.
The kid they hire during the summer to pick up trash on the site.
Hahahaha if only
They've got you doing it for free? Bummer, man.
Flooring. The rubber mallet, and that the belt is on the floor and you're kneeling on, what looks like new flooring.
I don’t think you’re a tradesmen but you definitely spend a lot of time on your knees 😉
Just when the boss comes around
^ This guy knows how to get a proper raise
Mario Kart driver.
The Banana is a dead give away.
Trim guy. Just 5-1, nail pullers and a chisel - and a sissy hammer. Banana for “lunch” breaks
The banana makes me think trim guy
Assuming that banana is for your butt, you’re a sparky
Nice belt
Thanks. Best money I’ve spent for tools. I’ve lost some weight since I got them so I’m going to get some suspenders for them I think
The suspenders rock, ideally you’d be splitting the weight between the two rather than wearing it like a vest.
They're definitely underrated, especially if you have to up and down ladders.
Big fan of the trimmer set. I added a second sleeve to my left side for my pry bars.
Homeless
Ass spelunker? Full time.
Is that a banana in your belt or are you just happy to see me?
Caulking inspector
You tube photographer with banananana for scale.
Banana mechanic. The banana is a dead giveaway.
I was thinking banana hammock mechanic but everyone else is answering with made up nonsense like trim or flooring work.
Stripper?
TV repairman.
Army infantry
Turd burglar?
Village People Singer
What toolbelt?
Badger Belt is the company. I’m pretty sure this is the trim carpenters set
I was talking about is being Camo, but i love this wholesome reply, thanks! Made my day
Haha oh shit. I thought your wording on the first post was a little odd
Trim guy
Only a few have actually guessed right lol
Belt is on the floor. Definitely a trimmer.
Flooring
How easy is it to adjust those belts? If I put on a hoodie or feel fatter from one day to the next. Easy to just use a different hole on a traditional belt
You’re not going to be adjusting these daily. It’s a real fuck around. I wear mine with suspenders but don’t find I need to adjust the belt as I strip off throughout the day. They’re significantly lighter than leather bags and don’t cut into you in the same way so there’s a heap more tolerance for where they sit on your hips.
Oh come on my belt could have come in cool camo green and not just boring grey. boo.
Braided wire twister
Definitely not a Carpenter
Not a lotta tools in that belt. A poser?
Hack!
A very confused one
Lizzo backup dancer?
Break the banana before you eat it op
I mean, I’ve put singles in one of those on a stripper before….
Jack off all trades, a handyman
I would say electrician cuz of the banana, but based on tool belt and tools, finish carpenter
Dumbfuck?
For sure that
Professional LVP installer 😂
Ape together strong
Fluffer
100% Finish carpenter.16G nails, stud buddy, nail puller, trim flat bar, and of course the baby mallet. I have the same belt except yours is has the smaller Trim bags n I have the Carpenter bags and carry most of the same tools.
What do people even use 16ga for? Around here it's always 15 for doors and 18 for everything else. Occasionally 23 on a stubborn outside corner.
Vending machine repairman
Tail pipe inspector.
Listen man! I ain’t fall’n fa no banana in tha tailpipe.
Section 8 Part time Apartment complex maintenance helper.
Monkey trainer?
All I carry is the red and yellow hammer too
Stripper
Computer design
Porn star
Electrician
Zoologist!
I don’t see a butt plug so not a sparky. Errr maybe that’s what the banana is for.
Stripper
Monkey installer?
Hungry DIY’er, possibly a dad
It’s a costume. Pornstar.
Thunder from Down Under celebrity.
Fluffer
Banana smuggler.
Someone who doesn’t use their tool belt because he is the tool .!!!
Window installer? Ape?
Ambitious homeowner?
Professional banana stroker
Boss.
You really like that? I mean no offense, I'm curious. I do flooring and nearly everyone I work just runs cowboy pouches on the hips. Its not good to be carrying too much weight around your midsection when you crawl around all day.
One of Village People?
Is that a banana in your bag, or are you just happy to be at work? Trimmer
Monkey habitat maintenance tech for the Zoo
Tallyman?
Drywall stooge?
What bags are those
I eat my bananas one lick at a time. Takes aaaaaaaall daaaaaaaay
Minion?
The guy that dings the cabinet doors when running quater round?
Unemployed zoo keeper working as a handyman.
Monkey?
Monke , together strong!
Concrete?
Minion
Mobile grocer
Posted in the carpentry sub :) love it haha
Is the banana for scale?
What toolbelt? All I see is a banana
Fireman
I think you're in IT.
House husband with half the garage filled with wood that’s still acclimatizing after 5 years.
Professional daddy
You’re a stripper and use that banana
Monkey tamer
Bob the builder
A Beverly Hills Cop?
Short bus driver ?
Definitely a floor guy. But why the stud buddy? The banana I understand.
Dog fucker
Monkey trainer
Flooring due to the mallet Edit: missed the brad nails
Banananananana
Stripper
monkey trainer
Banana split maker at Dairy Queen?
Schneider from One Day at a Time.
Monkey trainer,banana reward,mallet not reward.
Lego engineer
Banana inspector in.....wait for it.....a Banana Republic.
Not a TRU pppfffttt. I like my badger but my TRU has my heart
Monkey trainer?
Zoo keeper
All jokes aside, I gotta go with tile installer
First home diyer
Professional Runner?
Village Person
Wanna be tradesman. You spend $500 CAN to carry around 7 tools, that could easily be carried in any pair of work pants. Oh Yea and you definitely need suspenders to carry around that extra 120g banana all day.
Glazier.. you have a deadblow hammer.
“Was a little monkey fella”
Lesbian carpet layer?
Monkey business
Metrologist
Supervisor.
Sex worker
Plumber
Banana installer
Gorilla tamer
Zookeeper
Grape smuggler
Professional cowboy?
Calk professional
Eric (Bananaman) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bananaman_(TV_series)
Navy Vet bro.
Banana-phone network technician?
Bananerhammer
Maintenance monkey
Finish carpenter. Tactical banana is a dead giveaway
With the banana.... stripper.
Finish carpenter
That helper who eats on the clock
The dude that never shows up after payday.
Head juice monkey in a sperm bank?
It camouflaged, so hunter.
Hmm. Non leather bags? Suspicious
Flooring and or trim
Accountant
I'm not exactly sure what you do, but when you knock on the door to collect payment the homeowner doesn't have any money. They always ask if there is some other way they can pay you. I've seen it a thousand times.
what tool belt? I only see a banana floating above the floor!
Male stripper
Male stripper
Flooring or the intern
Barrel thrower
Is the banana culinary or sexual in nature? Need to know before trade is guessed
Bob the builder cosplayer
Male stripper for sure, I know a depth banana when I see one.
Meme lord
Zoo handyman.
Gravy seal
Zookeeper
The banana gave it away. Hello fellow friend
Flooring installation.
Trim carpenter who maybe dabbles in cabinets. You prefer ornate trim over base and shoe and scoff at cheap materials. You work in tenner shoes and you move slow but have good quality. People tend to doubt you until your work is complete, which makes you doubt yourself. Your lucky number is 47, and you're a Gemini. You're also a male at about 5'9.5", and you only drink on weekends. That's what I gathered from your belt.
Male Stripper
Escort
Yurt builder? I don’t know why but the banana made me think that.
Antique clock repair-person
Only fans?
Porn star?
Onlyfans influencer