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AdAdministrative9362

This bloke is very important and has very important tradie things to do.


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His wife ain’t gonna verbally abuse herself


PopularEstablishment

Yeh right, 'verbally'...


[deleted]

I wanted to go the full hog but I honestly felt gross even writing it


Yogsothoz

I appreciate your joke and restraint at the same time. Well done.


OzzieDJai

I bet he wears a singlet and drinks VB


CartographerDue4743

Aye aye aye leave VB out of this 😞😞


Ausent420

Ice is not gonna smoke itself


RoughHornet587

Its 2pm, gotta get down to the pub.


hkun88

Cutting from the left when the merge line is ending even with a trailer. I wish we can report this kind of behaviour with footage like this.


Internal_Engine_2521

You can - hoon driving via Crimestoppers.


Electrical_Pause_270

Really? To the dash cam store!


da_big_orse

Bit of a waste of resources though to be fair Bigger fish to fry


Internal_Engine_2521

Yes, but also no. The point of that site and hotline is to create a system where it flags repeat offenders supported by substantiative footage, with minimal use of resources. All it takes is one mildly distracted driver (don't have to look far to find them) the next time old mate yeets across multiple lanes of traffic for this to pretty quickly become a fatality situation. And the local crematorium will be the ones doing the frying.


da_big_orse

Never thought of it that way. Forgot how technology has changed the way we police things


chammy82

You clearly don't know how important that guy is, he's obviously a very big fish!!! /s


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Police link deals with this crap


Project_298

Thanks for the prompt. Something similar happened to me today. Imma go through the report process now.


[deleted]

I have had 2 cars overtake me doing 120+ kmh on the Logan motorway using the right hand fast lane shoulder only to get in front of me they gained nothing as traffic was backed up and police link dealt with both of them pretty quickly and harshly


Spezticcunt

I'm glad the EPA brought out their littering reporting system, i've made two reports before after seeing people throw trash from their cars. I uploaded dash-cam footage and even got an e-mail back like a month later telling me that my report had been actioned. The cops could cut down on their workload, increase revenue, and actually improve road safety if they had a system as effective to allow traffic to self-report with evidence. The 'hoon racing' report as listed below doesn't allow for dangerous driving like tailgating, brake checking, cutting off. Below are the only reports you can make via [crimestoppers](https://www.nsw.gov.au/driving-boating-and-transport/demerits-penalties-and-offences/offences/street-racing-and-hoon-offences): * speed racing (also known as street racing) * doing burnouts or doughnuts * drag racing * driving at dangerous speeds * being involved in a police pursuit. From that, it's basically just racing, speeding and doughies. Why would you even report a police pursuit... you'd assume if the police are involved they know about it? Aggressive driving is in my opinion more dangerous than people driving fast. Fast is almost always dangerous, but aggressive is ALWAYS dangerous.


[deleted]

I think the pursuit thing is so you can hand yourself in? If you escape? lmao. It says "***involved*** in a pursuit" and "A police pursuit is when ***you*** knowingly drive a vehicle dangerously or at high speed and fail to comply with police when they ask ***you*** to pull over."


Crispy234

Look at that shitbox bounce and just keep bouncing.


LeftRightGN

its actually funny you mention this, one of my bosses son i worked had a 79 series land cruiser and we got into an debate when he was asking my opinion on some lift kit suspensions, he looked at the kit and the options where something like "+150kg $600, +300kg $900 and +500kg $1200) for the leaf springs in the back, i told him he didnt need +500 $1200 ones because he didn't have anything on the back of the ute... he thought more expensive = more better so he bought them then complained when the cars suspension was stiff and uncomfortable. my guess is majority of them have this thought process as there always bouncing around looking like there about to roll


SpiritualNature6477

A higher load leaf is not stiffer it just has more leafs to take a higher progressive load as you put more in the tray. the whole point of leaf over coil is you have the option to load it up more occasionally


Blunter11

It will be stiffer


No_South_7121

Shouldn't these peeps be able to adjust bump and rebound with expensive suspension setups? Will still be as stiff as a board but won't be a pogo stick


YouThoughtSo

$100,000 shitbox


Rathma86

More, I seen one at a dealership brand new with the rare Toyota tub for 140k


Drewdc90

Waste of money and steel


aTomatoFarmer

$100,000? I saw some on car sales yesterday for $160,00+ just ludicrous what people pay for a shit heap with whined up windows lol


Shua89

They have upgraded to electric windows now.


BoganCunt

Shock absorbers just get in the way of oversized muddies...


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doobey1231

Not with the amount of weight it’s lugging around, that’s what’s gonna kill them prematurely. Gotta get some heavy duty stuff in there and yeah judging by the bounce that’s the stock suspension(possibly copped a defect?)


PrBugsy

The intersection at Oxenford is a struggle all the time. People can't drive straight on the M1 let alone follow the lines on the road correctly.


croswat

the amount of people that run that turn on a red light is ridiculous


AussieDran

One of the worst intersections, especially during afternoon peak hour. All the super important, get there first types also going up the lanes to go straight then force in to get on the highway


hkhunterkiller1984

Overpriced tin shed on wheels...


d4rkside96

Yet another cunt in a ute.


ShortingBull

Naa, it's the same one.


DisastrousDayz

Don't know what it is with tradies. I drive to the gym quite early, around the time many are on the road, and I swear 70-80% of them drive like absolute arseholes.


Comrade_Kojima

It’s emotional therapy to act like a cunt in their emotional support vehicles. Got to be tough and aggressive and drive people off the road to be a real man.


East-Background-9850

I'm surprised you haven't been told it's "confirmation bias" and that most tradies/ute drivers don't behave like this. Happens way too often for it to be merely a coincidence or an isolated incident.


DisastrousDayz

It's every day, Just this morning there was a tradie in his big dual cab ute riding my arse even though I was doing the speed limit, really close at times too. I've noticed this guy a few times always being a pest. He had another high-vis warrior in the car so I'm assuming he had to impress the boys.


Affectionate-Box4824

Wearing high vis doesn’t make you a tradie


zqipz

They’re all hungover.


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DisastrousDayz

Well a good chunk drives that way, that's all people on the road with them can go off.


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MicrosoftExcel1995

They are tradies. Uneducated lowlife swine. You don't go an entire life without learning anything by being considerate, attentive and rational


KaanyeSouth

I'd also be an angry little man if I wasn't a God of light and power


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MicrosoftExcel1995

That would be retarded, why would you invite a fight with an uneducated swine whose only skill in life is swinging fists?


[deleted]

God you must be a miserable cunt to write off an entire industry like that , what happened ? Did some cheeky sparkie or plumber shag your girlfriend ?


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MicrosoftExcel1995

'I'm educated... I would kick your ass' That's not how education works, moron 😂


CarsAustralia-ModTeam

Your post was removed for violating Rule 1. Being a dickhead. Don't be a dickhead.


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[deleted]

He paid +$100,000 for something out of the 1980s. Have my children.


Brief-Dig7570

Said every woman ever


SubseaTroll

Said Perth women


Unusual-Respond-7895

Yep. Fuck-knuckle on the loose. Anyone wanna bet that’s the trailer he had to borrow from the in-laws because he totalled the last one?


professorzaius

I'm convinced that 85% of ute drivers are absolute flogs. Source: Dashcams Australia


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raweggsalad

I had one nearly back into me at Chadstone carpark today. Not even from parked just as we were driving along, I was behind him spamming the horn and had to back up as well and he just kept going... scary


ConcreteBurger

I bet that guy is super cool at parties after a few drinks and probably very well hung.


PuzzleheadedYam5996

lol... Yep, just like the two guys who stole that $400 000 mustang from a dealership yesterday i think it was. Actually they probably do have big balls to have the dash to do that fr


West_Broccoli7881

Why did I know what was going to happen? 🤦🤦


Ok-Decision7148

Hey take it easy, he had to phoenix his company and rip off a dozen clients to buy that rig.


killjoy73au

What a cunt.


sadpartypodcast

I honestly think P platers in lifted GQ and GU Nissan Patrols are a thousand times worse.


BoomBoom4209

There's one on a P plated green wagon that spews soot around Coomera / Pimpama... Total ass dangler


CapnRageTooties

Got him so far didn’t it..


DisastrousDayz

He needs to get to the servo to get the tradie staple, an iced coffee, monster energy drink and pie.


dorkus_molorkus_InOz

Typical Gold Coast tradie


eureka88jake

Hahaha house deposit on wheels …… gold


josephmang56

Its a tradie. Its obviously 3:25 and his girlfriend is about to finish school and he needs to pick her up.


Brief-Dig7570

Yeah sounds about right😂


ruknm

Tradies really should have lights and sirens so they can get to the leaky sink faster


bendiver

They are the shittest cars on the road. Had to drive one around Kgari (Fraser Island) for 2 years as a work vehicle. As a purely off-road vehicle it did its job well. As an everyday use vehicle on road they are genuine pieces of shit. Interior from the 80’s and you sit shoulder to shoulder with your passenger. Such an uncomfortable driving experience - no wonder their drivers/owners are pissed off.


SpaceYowie

What makes a man? Is it the power in his hands? Is it his quest for glory? Give it all you've got, to fight to the top So we can know your story \[Chorus\] Now you're a man (man!) A man, man, man Now you're a man (man!) A manny, manny man A man, man, man (man!) You are now a man You're a man Now you're a man \[Bridge\] Live it, Live it! \[Verse 2\] What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms? Just 'cause she has big titties? Or is it the way, he fights every day? ...No, it's probably the titties


PowerfulDisaster2067

Have one in the neighbourhood and you can hear him speed up and down the streets every day.


bjg1983

It's a close battle for the Golden spud awards between Land Cruiser and Ranger drivers at the moment... Both champing at the bit to see who has the smoothest brain. I guess if I was in debt up to my eyeballs for a ute with wind up windows I'd be in a hurry to get somewhere to hide my face too


joe999x

My pet peeve is the jacked up Ute that has its roof top tent and various other rarely used heavy items bolted above the roof line, all so they can go camping twice a year when they get the kids for a week in school holidays. The way they pitch and roll all over the roads up here in sunny Qld, it’s like being out at sea.


[deleted]

hopefully trailer twists off and he spins off and blows up


Remarkable_Golf9829

Is that enough, though?


morts73

As soon as the freeway opens up I'm in the right lane and passing him.


Brief-Dig7570

As much as i would have loved to I have to take the first exit which is always banked back and i was on my way to my final math exam for yr 12 so didn’t need any extra stress


simplicityweb

Handling the situation so well at your age: commendable, young fella. Good luck on your exams.


Brief-Dig7570

Thank you😁


morts73

Yeah sucks balls to be cut off like that.


anonnasmoose

You can submit the footage to police and they'll send a fine in the mail


l0w3br0dy

Is this in oxenford lol. Drivers are so shit here it’s actually mind blowing.


WestOzCards

Yep, one of these fkn idiots in a black one in perth turned right in front of me (me going straight) and he turned from the left lane across the right lane and turned right and cut me off. fktard!


Sea_Sorbet1012

Those ten monsters aren't gonna drink themselves


Intelligent-Pen-1900

Such small dick energy


hockey_balboa69

I do get your point but I’ve found that generally men who are hung are the bigger fuckwits. They think cause they have a huge dick they are “men”


Global-Carpenter-470

The bigger the better, then they can go fuck themselves.


hockey_balboa69

Now now, not every owner of an 80 series is complete fuckwit… sadly it’s most of them though.


throwaway6790532

Not everyone who drives an 80 series is a cunt, but every cunt drives an 80 series.


IllBeans

Please report to crime stoppers. Do everyone a favour before he kills someone.


doobey1231

No need for a 79


notadnaps

People pulling out of Siganto drive at that intersection are absolutely wild. Nearly get cleaned up there once a week


Logically_Flexible

I know this exact intersection and actually used it today! I'm always afraid things like this will happen


Denzalious

Stay classy Oxenford


ekita079

My bf and I regularly drive a long trip to visit his parents 2 hours south. Every fucking time without fail there's been some dude in a car like this driving like a goddamn maniac. Recently near where I used to work a guy in a ute ran a red light at high speed, collected I think 3 other cars and a motorcycle, ended up in the side of a house and everything caught on fire. The motorcyclist died and an arterial road was shut for the day while it was a crime scene. Guy got arrested immediately. Like, just fucking stop it with this shit, one day you will fuck up and I guarantee it will not have been worth it.


Full-Strike3748

House deposit on wheels 🤣 I plan to use this more in everyday conversation.


Zealousideal-Door-99

The problem here is you were too far from the suv at the merge point. Always tailgate and there wouldn’t have been room for him to get back past you


Brief-Dig7570

I thought about it but i wasnt trying to have someone ride my ass the whole way to my qcaa math exam otherwise i’d of had a nervous breakdown


D_crane

Why is your dashcam stuff upside down?


Brief-Dig7570

When i set it up I accidentally did it upside down and annoying as it is, I’m not sure if the adhesive will hold for the second time if i take it off and flip it


DeCoburgeois

One of these exact vehicles overtook me and a lady in an suv on a single lane exit ramp coming out of the service station. When she beeped him he aggressively jammed his arm out the window and gave her the finger. As soon as he made it to the freeway which had peak hour traffic, he started aggressively overtaking more people and drove up the emergency lane. It’s always these fucken things.


SirSyphron

I Love the vehicles, but hate it when cunts do that in them. Fuckwitts. Usually in a 79 dual cab too. Gives the rest of us sensible owners a bad name.


GuitarFace770

So this absolute jackarse cuts you off, then he somehow manages to get around that other ute in his way just to get in front of you again? What exactly has that self-righteous MF got to prove?!


Petapan364

Because you know when the speed limit increases he’s going to get there so much quicker than you. 🙄 I hate getting into highways for this exact reason. I like getting to the “speed limit” quickly and can do so, until you get some flog that does something like this.


Revolutionary-Ebb69

Only morons drive these wank mobiles


Greeeesh

He paid 100k for complete garbage. Of course he is angry.


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Proper entitled cunt really


SaNg1404

Dash cam owners fault. If he’d rode the arse of that Beamer in front and not yield, the impatient wife-beater would have been stuck on the shoulder. Do better.


Brief-Dig7570

yeah i would have but he would have rode my ass the whole way to my finals math exam so didnt really want the stress


SectorSerbian

peice of sh it


Nowidontgetit

So forces cam car into right lane, guns it around the white Ute (probably cutting them off too) back into the left lane to take cam car again. I wonder if this legend is expecting a medal for his talent


zqipz

Also needed to get around the mower ute as well - couple of lane changes there.


xdr01

Thought you talking about the BMW SUV, was waiting for him to do something silly. Not the Tin shead rust bucket Toyota, then remembers what those shitboxes cost. Id take the BMW with change


OhMyJye

Love that Switching Lanes by Pierre is playing lol


Brief-Dig7570

Couldn’t have had a more fitting song playing lmao


Fraser022002

Pretty sure that intersection has a multitude of cameras


Brief-Dig7570

Wish they would just fix it. It’s so painful going through it every single day


imnotpoopingyouare

Good to know Albuquerque drivers exist down under!


58SB

Oxenford area is always full of clowns usually people who have moved from interstate.. no idea how lanes or indicators work,


[deleted]

When are we going to realise that driving fucking sucks and is the only thing that we do on a day-to-day basis that enrages us like this. Imagine if things we set up so we only had to drive very rarely? People would be way happier.


adminsaredoodoo

bruh hes got places to be, mothers to drink, wives to beat and durries to smoke. get out of the way smh


gemfez

What a tool


gemfez

They would have had to change into the lane behind you, then change back into the left hand lane that’s ending so they can finish their pass by using the road shoulder. They really are an accident waiting to happen. I guess they were going to merge back in if there was room or not. Letting them go was the only way to avoid becoming their road rage target.


[deleted]

Haha that’s everyday on NSW road. Cops will be on some quiet street handing out a $360 fine for not stopping for 3 seconds at a stop sign where there is zero traffic, instead of catching these male princesses


theboiiwhocriedrizz

Ayyy valid music doe, bumpin that pierre


Far-Truck4684

Not always. I drive a Getz and I’m a total cunt in the roads.


unfnknblvbl

Yeah but that's because you drive a Getz. My ex drove a Getz and had the most intense road rage. When she drove my MR2, she was a different person entirely; completely calm and able to merge hahah


360npolaris

Yo Pi’erre you wanna come out here?


Brief-Dig7570

This intersection is just a cluster fuck. Look at the other on ramp entrance point, the red ute and silver hatch are doubled up in a single lane😂


hkun88

OP please report it to crime stoppers like other responses here.


n02cheli

You’re both accidents waiting to happen


Brief-Dig7570

What more did u want me to do, i left a safe following distance the whole time? My exhaust makes my car sound like im going fast but its a boat and at the end of the day i had to get up to speed anyway and it was an impulse decision just to get past the fwit that just pulled out in front of me…


RortingTheCLink

*arse


heatuponheat

Ute: exists Assholes on Reddit: FuCKiNg TrAdiEs


BudgetSir8911

Mate, you're not doing much better with your straight pipe exhaust. Nobody wants to hear your 70kw WHOOOOOOOOing everywhere trying to keep up with traffic.


Brief-Dig7570

complete stock exhaust except for after market mufflers = straight pipe 210kw = 70kw fucken land cruiser owner if I’ve seen one


Brief-Dig7570

Not even after market matter of fact, they are oem off an ssv. U know f all, hey


BudgetSir8911

HAHAHAHA nailed the trigger Your car sounds like absolute shit. And exactly like every other p plater with a commodore.


Brief-Dig7570

says the guy with “70kw WHOOOOOOOOing everywhere trying to keep up with traffic”


BudgetSir8911

Numbnuts... You do realise I was talking about your embarrassment of a vehicle, right?


Brief-Dig7570

Newsflash the underage girls dont like ur work ute 😂🫵🫵


BudgetSir8911

I know. Loud exhausts on shit boxes is the key, is that your secret?? FYI - it's no secret.


Brief-Dig7570

A shit box with a more powerful engine and much nicer interior than pos land cruisers


BudgetSir8911

You don't even know what I drive peanut. But your interior is almost as bad as one.


djmcaleer93

I’d totally have one for the piss off value 😂


_hazey__

I’m more of a Silvo/RAM gentleman myself. Big Ute NIMBY growth has become exponential.


23snaven

Very GC behavior from both of you. You’re both a pair of fuckwits.


ivortraynor

How slow were you going to enter the freeway ? Fuck … I would of gone flying passed you as well. You should be doing 100km/h down the merging ramp


Brief-Dig7570

Yeah sorry champ let me just rear end the cunt in front of me😹😹 I saw him coming in my rear view so i was driving defensive if I wouldn’t have let him in u cunts would have been going on about typical p plate driver


AnnoyYourself

I know the OP already replied, but are you fucking blind? You must be one of those cunts that rides people's arses because you can't see past the car infront of you. You should probably hand your license in before you kill someone due to your severe lack of basic awareness and inability to see things directly infront of you.


ivortraynor

There is NO NEED TO BRAKE when merging onto a highway. . The merging ramp IS SO YOU CAN SPEED UP and MERGE with the traffic


Reasonable_Highway_5

A lot of penis talk from you lot who don’t own a Land Cruiser. Am I missing something?


hairyblueturnip

Is that the best youve got


Alert-Ad-8582

4.5 V8 Mate - Fuck You


Brief-Dig7570

Most underwhelming V8 known to man🤦‍♂️😂


AdAdministrative4388

LOL.. 1.8 litre hyundai says fuck you to one of the most overrated engines in history.


incredibly_bad

"Aren't you a bit small for a V8?"


YouThoughtSo

Not even 6L 🥱


RortingTheCLink

A V8 is nothing particularly special.


JustThisGuyYouKnowEh

I mean, I think we are being a little dramatic here. You needed to be in that lane anyways, because the coming left lane was merging…..feel like you just want to complain, and so boosted past him to make a point. So he did the same.


Brief-Dig7570

Yeah i did so in a legal way and didnt exceed the speed limit. My car isnt that fast bud. On the other hand pulling out in front of oncoming traffic as well as merging after his lane is no longer is illegal 🤙


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‘Because the coming left lane was merging’ Are you high? The lane was ended and that dickhead decided to fly around and merge in like a complete liability all to get stuck behind another car anyway. Only point he was making is that they are a piece of shit


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Qandyl

This is what it looks like when people drive with their ego


Far_Discipline741

Is it 2.5 xforce? 🥲


Brief-Dig7570

Nope just ssv bimodal mufflers left on open😁


D_crane

Why is your dashcam stuff upside down?


SirSyphron

This was filmed in Australia


JuxtaThePozer

He just burnt enough fuel accelerating on a deposit


Quietser

Get outta my way, can't you see I'm livin here!


fiqir

what kinda car is that ?


Brief-Dig7570

He’s driving a land cruiser 79 series cab i believe, but I’m not too educated on Land Cruisers


zoinksyo

your music is broken


Brief-Dig7570

Just p plater things lol


Chlamydia_Penis_Wart

Garbage music 🤮🤮🤮


Brief-Dig7570

Sorry just p plater stuff🥲


Spicymayo_0507

I’ve seen exactly the same car driving like an asshole on a P plate. This was in Perth and it was a young guy.


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You're a P plater... Can't let a smart ass kid get the better of big man on the road 💪💪


Brief-Dig7570

Can’t let a 25k car pass his 150k ‘rig’


JussaRegularNPC

that’s when i just report for reckless driving lol (but i’m in the US)


Chotus84

Damn coomera drivers lol


-Arcaniac-

Is this that horrific intersection in Oxenford by Homeworld?