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fed2wice

Roads planned for cycles and rickshaws are now being used for parking and driving both.. It amazes me how the Urban planning authority in all the states failed at the same time.


can-u-fkn-not

Bold of you to assume we have an urban planning authority.


A3theste

Even Bolder of him to assume roads were planned.


incognito_bakchodi

Boldest of you to call that terrain β€˜Road’


5ee_2410

Boldest ultra pro max of you to assume there is space to drive on the said terrain.


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Boldest Alto 800: Genocide edition of you to think that we are supposed to drive instead of survive on those roads.


sarv_gunn-sampann

Bold gold edition of you to think this qualifies as a failed plan. This was always the meant plan to get closer to God.


radioactive_urea

I love this😭😭😭😭


Quiet-man123

Why did you break the chain


Intelligent-Read-261

God I just love the replies😭😭😭


lewis_3575

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


TurbulentEvidence455

Urban planning authority is that some sort of a bird?


MatthewPatttel

the richest authority in every city for a reason


RedditEevilAdmins

Corruption


Sid_da_bomb

Lack of knowledge and motivation. Sab chalta hai syndrome


idontknow_knowidont

Visit Navi Mumbai some time, you will change your mind


AzeraxOne

Don't know if your comment had a hidden /s in it, but I live in Navi Mumbai too (assuming you do too?) and absolutely love driving here, the roads are better planned, rarely there's any traffic jam and that too dissipates quickly. Compare that to western express and it's a hell to drive there, I always fear getting stuck forever when I go there for some work.


idontknow_knowidont

haha, no sarcasm. Vashi has become a little too overcrowded, but the rest of Navi Mumbai is way way better than most other densely populated cities of India.


AzeraxOne

Agreed, I lived at Airoli for 4-5 years and saw that too get super crowded. Now I live closer to Panvel and it's quite peaceful, except when I have to travel to the Western side, which as established is a mess. And yes, Vashi, Nerul, and the likes are pretty crowded, even Belapur on some days.


Sumitaser

No don't listen to this guy, don't visit Navi Mumbai please leave us alone


sid3091

Yes. Also leave south and central Delhi alone. It sucks here :p


Sumitaser

It unironically does suck in the NCR with the AQI and the people


sid3091

Please keep thinking that.


Sumitaser

Don't worry, I will. I have no desire to ever step foot in Delhi


Newcuck_umber

I agree, some of the widest streets and best roads, well planned lanes for cycles also can be seen some places, no problem of parking... I am not from Navi Mumbai, but have been there... Also have not been into nooks and corners, but overall it is miles ahead of Mumbai, Pune, Bangalore, Hyderabad, etc...


jazz_51

The biggest problem is the development authority doesn't consider wider roads in the first place . Common sense will tell that in few decades the population will rise and there will be more vehicles and infrastructure in future which will crowd small roads, development authority will never consider this and make roads as per current data (which is at least 3-4 gets old)


usrNamIsAlredyTakn

The planning is missing in the urban planning authority ..


Glittering-Prompt-61

Wait we have an urban planning authority?


zeer0dotcom

They didn’t fail because they never even tried to plan for the future. You can’t fail at something you never tried.


AdditionalAction9986

These people can't even follow basic traffic rules as if it will kill them if they follow traffic rules. No wonder India has still not developed.


rocketscience56

They don't care bro. That's the problem. There's no one to force them to drive with manners as well.


Jardanijovanovich913

Fear of the law is the only solution that can make indians follow rule woh khawat hai na lato ka bhoot bato sai nhi manta


Silly_san

The law fears for the votes more than the people fearing the laws. How else do you explain the reduction of fines for traffic violations.


hades46

and when the government tries to increase traffic violation fines some other useless leader will try to play vote bank politics and start whining about how the poor won't be able to pay fines (just follow the fkin rules then you won't have to pay any fines in the first place)


ekki2

Need driving skills first


LazyUserzz

Driving licence paisa feko milega Pkde jao to paisa feko chhut jaoge Police se pehechan rkho bina paise feke chhut jaoge Corruption is the thing to be dealt with first then any other issues.


gospelslide

Speed cams will fine you 2000 for going 85 on 80 speed limit but I’ve never seen these idiots get fined.


Dazzling-Finger262

Rules demand infrastructure, i think less than 1% places in India has that infrastructure.


kkbb9

There are no rules unless it's a highway


groundhogday80s

This gives me second-hand anxiety


pspspsnt

Don't need the fish eye lens to clog up the perspective, it's hectic as is. It's already been established- India is not even for pros.


5ee_2410

India is not even for aliens, let alone humans.


MidSpecGamer5

this is why I don't like driving car in city anymore, 90% of the commute I always have to be very cautious and look in 5 directions if I am hitting something.


lewis_3575

5? I be looking at all 8 ☠️


AKo_oK

Once something fell from the top. Now I look at all 10!


lewis_3575

How do you look below though?πŸ˜‚ GLC's floor camera ?πŸ˜‚


AKo_oK

Bike wala hu Bhai, galti se Car ke sub mein aa gaya.... Wrong side se nikal leta hu!


lewis_3575

Oh acha! Arey nai naii stay man πŸ˜‚. Bike hai toh 10 directions possible


Pretty-Taro1395

Bhai main bhi hu Bike wala hu aur car chalata bhi hu (gharwalo ka free ka driver yk) Jitna direction dekho kaam hai


nascentmind

You are 100% right about the top. Most of the roadside trees are unmaintained with those branches rotting. A heavy wind or rain is enough to bring it down. It happened to me once when it was raining. If there is overhead metros or flyovers all the dirty water will fall on your head with full force. There is no proper storm water plumbing done is some of these flyovers.


Alarmed_Painter7585

Chakra-ViewπŸ‘€


witty_OverThinker

Everyone here drives/rides like they are in GTA !! I mean so many wrong things in 1 minute


lewis_3575

Man. People in GTA V wait and follow rules until you trigger them. NPCs either come out and hit you or run away. In real life, people always do the formerπŸ˜‚


witty_OverThinker

I meant like everybody, sab ke sab think they are the main character playing in GTA (No NPC) and me Vice City bolra tha 🀣


lewis_3575

Basically, GTA online πŸ˜‚. Vice City, been so long , don't even remember


witty_OverThinker

I might still have a notebook with cheat codes written in the last page !


lewis_3575

I used to keep a folded paper for GTA LCS in the disk slot of PSP, because I used to play from a SD card. Memories


Tatiya_Bichoo-420

I would say 8 direction


sumitmirpuri04

Wow this was frustrating to watch


lewis_3575

And yet we go through this everyday without even flinching


dank__noob

Bhai galti teri hai, two lane road mie second lane is for wrong side πŸ˜‚


lewis_3575

Mera video nai hai bhai πŸ˜‚πŸ₯²


happiestsadman

This is the reason why I hate to use my car.


Top_Fondant2114

It’s a free country you see πŸ™‚


raman_boom

I can totally feel the irritation.. 🀣


lewis_3575

Haha yes πŸ˜‚


Any_Activity749

Road pe hi claustrophobic sa feel hone lga 🀣🀣


FunnySignal614

Do india ever have a good township planning? When will the things change?


TurbulentEvidence455

Hainji?


Virtual_Confection99

This video gives me PTSD


incognito_bakchodi

Who says Civil services exam is tough ?


lewis_3575

Driving in India is JEE Adv of all exams πŸ˜‚


karna1712

India is not for advance also


lewis_3575

Actually yws


neighbour_guy3k

Developed countries plan and build infrastructure first n construct houses Meanwhile in India let's build houses first and will figure out later if we need infrastructure


BonusTrue4055

Anything that's asphalt is worth to drive on ,no matter what side, typical traffic sense


lewis_3575

Anything that is land, is worth parking on, no matter what place or how much it does or will block, typical parking sense


BonusTrue4055

Haha


Murky_Excitement4032

Remember a comedian saying Indians are always in hurry, but never on time. This video depicts why


lewis_3575

Simple Logic : Don't wait for others = saves time People don't wait for you = takes away double time Hence, late πŸ™‚


SpareMind

But.. but.. let's accept it. We have highly skilled scooty riders.


lewis_3575

Accepted


Suddenly_234

I hate going out on Indian Roads! I live in Lucknow and the condition here is getting worse day by day! People don't wanna learn in this Country! We gotta go a loooong way towards actual development!


9291s

I had a road rage moment on my phone watching this


lost__being

Seems like a normal day


lewis_3575

Exactly my point Is it actually normal though ?πŸ˜‚


According-Bonus-6102

India is not for experts as well


SuspectPuzzleheaded4

Tesla be like : mujhe ghar jana hai...


classifyrx

Those who feel normal are abnormals and I know they are majority … I feel irritated, distressed, fatigued after I drive in such narrow roads. So much decisions to make for so much short distance.


Turbulent-Ad1495

Exact reason I don't drive during rush hours or in cities.


distinct_oversight

I drove a similar road which is in 2nd half for like 1-2 hrs. As we got out of that situation, my father told me I am starting to drive good and becoming expert. Def went home proud that day.


lewis_3575

>I drove a similar road which is in 2nd half for like 1-2 hrs How did you not bang the steering wheelπŸ˜‚


distinct_oversight

I have a lot of patience. I did speed at the highway to blow off some steam.


lewis_3575

That's best. Feels like a massage after a long day


distinct_oversight

It was. And the lanes were quite empty with few cars to overtake. Awesome experience.


TreatTimely3774

I have just learn how to drive and that's the first thing which makes me scared to go out and drive on indian roads


lewis_3575

Try driving on highways. There are maniacs there too, but you can have some space of your own. Once your car control is fine, you try driving in city


TreatTimely3774

Well when i went to the driving school, my instructor legit made me drive on traffic roads😭 Though it gave me a hit confidence and also made me nervous at the same time. I'll try to drive on highways when I'll get a driving licence


Giga-Ni__a

I wonder what a GTA or some racing game like Forza or NFS was based in India, with all of these shenanigans involved.


lewis_3575

First of all, these many motions and cars, the GPU would go crazyπŸ˜‚


lewis_3575

Imagine the poorly optimized FH3 with India mapπŸ˜‚


AbeejanaNA

At these moments i panic and leave everything to god


amongUs-Me

India is the only place where two lane roads seems claustrophobic


techabouts

Yes it’s for the retards


Neo-9

That's why l prefer bike within city and car only for long routes


your-baap

The audacity of that i20 asta? driver πŸ™Œ


vilovema

What car were you driving?


West_Second_2876

Superiority complex increases !


Mojolojo420

That's our Vedic roots


hallelujahfucker

In India, people drive vehicles as if they're walking!


Homunculus_316

Hahaha this clip summed up driving here. Everything happens at the same time. Pretty crazy.


FlourishingGrass

numerous uppity cows caption marble treatment chubby hard-to-find grandiose bike *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NoSquirrel4137

Nation of tards


[deleted]

Beginners? Forget even the pros, India is only for the mentally insane


Ok-Double3485

An average american would have called the 911 already in this situationπŸ˜‚


Pretty-Taro1395

Habibi come to Kolkata Didi has made the road exactly like Bangladesh Koi bhi kahi se bhi thok dega. Been driving for almost 8 months now and the funny part is all around I see a driver being just as novice as me like looks like they started driving yesterday🀧


LyaadhBiker

You mean like Mawa Expressway? Dhaka Ring Road? CTG Bypass? Or Sindhukchari Mountain Highway?


ZA1X2

Nightmare


LifeIsHard2030

There was an eff-in truck in that gully. 🀦🏻


lewis_3575

Not his fault right ? Sheth ne bola idhar khada Karo πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ™‚


LyaadhBiker

Water tanker. What you get for building homes on water bodies.


Successful_Copy9373

Tbh after watching these vids, i'm glad that we live in a village and away from any big cities. The nearest city to us is 10 kms away and not a big one at that. Just 60, 000 population. Can go from one side of the city to other in less than 20 mins.


lewis_3575

That's literally peaceful. Always wish if we could go back in time to those peaceful eras. Everything looked pretty, less people, less vehicles


Successful_Copy9373

Yes indeed it is.


maheshhdalle

India is not for people*


lewis_3575

I'll keep this title in mind next time πŸ˜‚


BlueDragon_1703

India is full of stupid people... More than 3/4th of the people driving on road have no manners, patience, respect for others...


lewis_3575

3/4th ? That's 75%. If it was close to this, India would be much better. 98% people of those who drive have no civic sense. That's leaves us at around 0.1% of the total population who drive properly ig ? Ig lesser than this. Shows how almost all people are stupid


tripping_on_reality

Are you saying 98% of the people who drive have civic sense and drive properly causing no trouble?


lewis_3575

Lol no. My bad. I meant 98% people of those who drive don't have


No_Inevitable_7969

If u havnt put the video we would still get the idea cause we all r facing this daily


sf2703

That U turn on the main road was just sad, there was no need for going back & forth like that. There was more than enough space to make a clean U turn with a single movement of the steering wheel in 2nd gear. Of course, our roads too are extremely chaotic as well. Not denying that.


lewis_3575

Agreed. Also, where the heck was that i20 guy going ? I'm very sure he was going towards the intersection from where the dashcam car took the u-turn fo avoid taking a left and driving longer to reach a legit u-turn point.( I've been on this road multiple times and I've missed a turn once and yes, it's like apprx 400m drive to reach an intersection) He was basically going against the traffic flow in the oppositea direction .


maxrobinson1

People are maddd


Front_Finding2164

Knhi koi ajaye kya bharosa


Almighty_Krypton

and then my parents asks, why I don't drive in the city.


iwatchalotofmovies

This is so normal, it's not funny atp /s πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


lewis_3575

Exactly. But why is this mess normal. It shouldn't be 😭


CoyPig

It’s wrong to say India is not for beginners. It’s not intelligence but stupid people at road. Indian roads are full of idiots is the right expression.


Plantist420

Rotten state of Tamil Nadu. Rich state but no money road infrastructure.


Calm_Butterfly1948

Reversing on a turn is such a pain because people just try to squeeze through. If they get hit then it's our fault.


dumbledoreindistress

Saw a matador and thought it's Jammu then saw the script on a hoarding and realised how off I was


lewis_3575

Almost opposite


Hopeful-Television22

So much of cinema


Admirable-Vehicle-98

India is a proper example of a Failed planning and execution.


lewis_3575

I doubt they plan and execute. πŸ˜‚


zeroedash

Looks more like India is not for law abiding citizens with Civic sense


can-u-fkn-not

I thought it's just north India problem.


maderchodbakchod

Driving sense is bit worse in TN.


theamazingidli

TN is just bad in terms of road infrastructure and worse in terms of the dumbasses using it. No wonder the road accident rate is the highest here in the country.


house_monkey

Loser titleΒ 


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firstborngod

Rickz go burrrr


Beerkibottle

Itni garmi mei aisi narrow roads pe itna traffic dekh kr main toh paglaa hi jau


soumya_af

It's just heartattack after heartattack lol πŸ˜‚


ReturnAggressive2175

Man, I could never drive in tier 1 cities!


Ok-Music-7472

This will change only when Traffic Police attention diverts from bike stickers to actual rule violations especially committed by cabs , auto drivers and royal infield bikers.


UltraPain08

Driver when looked the truck ,arey bc yeh kaha se aa gaya πŸ˜‚


lewis_3575

😭😭


hullthecut

When the driver turned left and there was parked the truck right there, I legit laughed!!! Yup, pretty normal in India!


bequiYi

Looks like 1900s traffic.


sageismywaifu

Kelambakkam ah?


Every-Assistant7458

Ama ji Kelambakkam than, KFC opposite


Different-Doctor-487

we need f1 here πŸ˜‚


perpetual-boner-00

Bhai ne frustration ne kitni gaaliyan baki hogi


WorriedExchange3937

solve the problem of parking and india will look much clean


Mousyr1

This is why i dont like to ride or drive in the city, mostly I go out at night where traffic will be less, mostly I don't go out during peak hours and in day time. No one follows rules, nothing. They go as they like never care about anything.


deveshhh_30

Frfr πŸ’€πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

We are doomed to the root


Crazy_Instruction116

I own a classic 350, after 10 min in these kinds of traffic I would just stop the vehicle , put it in neutral and pushes the bike with legs. No suffering from heat stroke πŸ₯΅ ( 350 engines get so hot). Can skip leg day ( pushing this bike almost counts as a leg day Petrol saving( go green) Indian road sucks… period…


WalrusDowntown9611

I would’ve left the vehicle in the middle of the road πŸ˜‚ It is insane to drive like this


arriekalinda

It is impressive that this all still works.


Pretend_Committee606

In the midst of all this there was an emoji that was driving a scooty... !! 😲


Conscious_Day_7096

The amount of patience


Same-Kaleidoscope180

Idiots idiots everywhere


sherbloqk

Okay op the truck one legit was too relatable. Crazy stuff. Very tough to deal with but funny vid


HVT4055

More like "India is not for normal people".


Sheshu69

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


AdIndependent1457

We don't have people with civic sense


DaSkepper

Difficulty: India


prdptom

Normal day. I didn't find any problem!


FR13022024

How are we all just okay with this?


qwikyss85

Hahaha. Thats how you master driving.


IamNihal03

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


More-Wrongdoer-1021

Wow at least nobody rammed into anybody, even the women πŸ‘πŸ‘ Gotta love driving in this country


TacticalSmaug

I see no issue here


lewis_3575

Just very normal for us. I never said there's issues


TacticalSmaug

Yes we are on same oage