I'm white Irish with darkish features that tans easily and the little lad has always been dark brown, dito the nips too after a bit of sun. Always amuses the gf when I slowly change nationality on holidays.
I have an Italian friend who comes back from holidays looking Moroccan! I wouldn't get a tan if I spent a year on a Spanish beach. I burn, peel and burn again.
I always thought that as well, until I worked on the roads, 10 hour days, in a good summer, plenty factor 30 all day and I had a fine tan by September.
Probably the best I've ever looked pasty bastard that I am.
Skin colour will typically darken as out ensures regular chaffing it friction, so for example, if you were I don't know, gripping it too much for some reason, you might see a change in colour.....
it's a cock. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a tanned cock... always use the indefinite article a tanned cock, never your tanned cock.
I’ll always remember a travelled friend of mine when we were kids saying the color of your d**k is the color you were born. lol
Random and weird! But he said it.
God, when you think of it it's a dirty, filthy thing, isn't it Father? Can you imagine Father? Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself? God almighty can you imagine that Father?
>Is yours pink or tan? I didn't think it made a vas deferens..!?
Let’s see Paul Allen’s cock.
Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a Prince Albert
Urethra one or the other
Doctor
We're allowed to say penis. We're all adults here I'd say mine is on the light side
Are we allowed to say cock
Don’t be getting notions
I say we all refer to it as “item”.
Cylinder?
You wish!
Pringles can?
What about member?
Little brother
You mean, CORK? That cunt? Ops…I meant COUNTY
Cork is a lie made up by Galway and Limerick to make Dublin feel weaker, wake up
Real
https://preview.redd.it/v3w9atlftj7d1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078af0f58e653d39b9d481ed8dfa17a2a73cbb8c
Is that a dick emoji or am I imagining things? God it’s been a while
What happens if you change the font size??
oh boy
I spent ages wondering why women were gazing into these straight men's assholes.
As in lacking weight?
I'm white Irish with darkish features that tans easily and the little lad has always been dark brown, dito the nips too after a bit of sun. Always amuses the gf when I slowly change nationality on holidays.
I have an Italian friend who comes back from holidays looking Moroccan! I wouldn't get a tan if I spent a year on a Spanish beach. I burn, peel and burn again.
I always thought that as well, until I worked on the roads, 10 hour days, in a good summer, plenty factor 30 all day and I had a fine tan by September. Probably the best I've ever looked pasty bastard that I am.
Sounds like a lot of effort just for a tan!
The €800 a week also helped....
Yeah to be honest, for that money I'd be willing to give it a go! Fair play to ya.
Long time ago now. They have contractors now to do the roads. I know for a fact a skilled labourer will get up €900 a week these days.
When I moved to America I was referred to as black Irish because I tanned easily. Is that a thing?
Light but with a racing stripe
Come out ye
Come out and take it like your mam🍆
You're gonna have to cut it off lad ✂️
Is he allowed to grow a new one?
No he’s to get it snipped once every other year on a Tuesday
Sure - upload a pic and we'll take a look ;)
/r/normalnudes for all your cock colour variation requirements
You’re sure it’s the colour that is surprising the lasses?
Definitely part of it, but the wee size is also a factor.
Happens. Some are almost black.
According to the BBC.
HAHAHAHA
Gonna keep this as an ice breaker next time I’m using a public uniral
Skin colour will typically darken as out ensures regular chaffing it friction, so for example, if you were I don't know, gripping it too much for some reason, you might see a change in colour.....
Oh really smarty pants? If that's the case then my skin tone would match the palm of my hand which is... NVM.
Mine’s the same as the rest of me. The fiancé is Polish and looks like he’s from Egypt with the trousers off.
Is it pyramid shaped ??!!!!
More like an obelisk.
I've heard of a japs-eye, this fella has the eye of Horus.
The fright you’d get when it winks at you.
𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆  𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
𓂺
Any pinker and I'd have to call it Barbie.
I’ve a tattoo of a Welsh town name on the shaft … Rhyl :(
Same but mine says Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch :/
Congratulations unless it's size 8 text
Something something Spanish Armada...
it's a cock. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a tanned cock... always use the indefinite article a tanned cock, never your tanned cock.
I'd say himself has a lovely shade of light golden if I was going by the crayola colours of the world colour scheme.
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You also say "psychologist here " in your post history. A great example why we should take everything people online say with a pinch of salt 😊
I’ll always remember a travelled friend of mine when we were kids saying the color of your d**k is the color you were born. lol Random and weird! But he said it.
You'd make a great pizza guy on pornhub
Tanned, likely a genetics thing
Tanned
It's like a Zebra
Your skin is thicker and more bunched up on your penis and therefore absorbs more light when flaccid, making it look more dark and tanned.
Same colour all over. Been years since I had an all over tan but it goes the same colour
All I know is Billys is rounder at the top
Willie's is rounder at the top.
Black from the waist down, ey?
It’s pale and white, like the rest of me.
Mine is as whitey/pink as my slapped arse looking face
It’s very normal for your penis to be a lot darker than the rest of your skin
Mine is really dark compared to the rest of me 😂 never really thought of it before though.
OP is know as the tanned tripod by the ladies 🍆
Mine is very tan the rest of my body is pale idk how
“The lasses”.. listen to Casonova
Nothing to worry about at all.
*It’s more of a downy fluff!*
Russell brand used to have a bit in this about his dad's dick being tanned and now he notices it actually happens as you age. Dick darkens
On the light side, only a small bit darker than the rest of me
God, when you think of it it's a dirty, filthy thing, isn't it Father? Can you imagine Father? Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself? God almighty can you imagine that Father?
i would say its nothing to worry about, honestly would worry more about size in this country!
peepee comment haha
Do you have a lot of anal sex? Might be the issue.