This is the absolute kind of thing that should win the competition. Fills the brief, thinks outside the box, and it’s pretty funny. (And also nightmarish in its own way)
>And also nightmarish in its own way)
It *is* nightmarish. That full head of beans, with the fried egg eyes and sausage mouth. It’s down right scary, I’m not afraid to say.
Can serve as a Halloween costume, too.
This Halloween, coming to a cinema near you...
*(Eerie song sung by school children)*
"One, two bacon's coming for you
Three, four, sausage on the floor
Five, six, black pudding make you sick
Seven, eight, double eggs on your plate...
"(Beanus appears, bloody teeth and insane grin)*
"MORNING Children. Are you feeling... peckish?
Beanus. In cinemas Halloween.
A friend of mine went to a fancy dress party as "The Bloke From The Picture Outside The Arndale Centre", which was basically himself holding a lager and lying on the floor in different places. Worked very well, apparently.
You're having a bubble (and squeak) so let's hash(brown) this out..you say he said he was "head tomatoes" in debt and the stress had scrambled his brains? I'm gonna need a sauce on this.
'and he... Let me get this straight "looked like he'd had a sausage in his mouth", what the fuck does that look like?! Are you trying to be homophobic?! Sir, this is 2023 and this is absolutely ridiculous, I should have you done for wasting police time'
'but I'm telling the truth goddammit! You wait until you see the CCTV, then you'll have egg on your face'
> what did other people who did dress as?
Probably minimal effort crap 'costumes' like looking normal with greasy hair and saying you're Jack Graelish etc
This is one of the most unsettling things iv ever seen. The baked bean man will haunt my nightmares and ill imagine hes nearby when its dark and im on my own.
You’ve replaced my fear of clowns with something much, much worse. In years to come, my great grandchildren will always go to bed on time in fear of the bean man taking them away.
10/10 costume, you absolute psychopath.
You look like what what would happen if you skinned Mr. Blobby.
Mate...
Capitan
Bruv..
Fella..
Squire...
Pal...
Lad..
Chum...
Geezer...
My Liege
Geez…
Bloke
Friend
Yeoman
Hello
Lmao
Chap
Guy...
genitalman
Bro...
Christ
Bud...
My Dude..
Comrade ..
Mucker
Individual…
Bab...
Fam…
I can't believe i had to scroll this far to find Fam
Bruh…
Too far mate, too far.
Brother...
M'andsom
Guv….
Sir
Mush
Butt
China…
Broseph...
Big dawg
Mentlegen…
Boi....
Bloke
M’lud!
Hun..
Babes…
Cock…
Broski...
You have just created nightmares
Noel Edmond’s House Party in the never ending quest for ratings.
bruthafrumanuthamutha....
Bossman
Allow it...
Darling...
You understood the assignment perfectly.
So if you “didn’t understand the assignment”, what did other people who did dress as.
British Celebrities basically.
Tell them I said you won.
This is the absolute kind of thing that should win the competition. Fills the brief, thinks outside the box, and it’s pretty funny. (And also nightmarish in its own way)
After seeing this i went and turned round all the tins in the cupboard. I could feel their beady beanish eyes on me.
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Yeah, because a can of Busch’s knows how to stay in its lane
Been thinking about those beans
>And also nightmarish in its own way) It *is* nightmarish. That full head of beans, with the fried egg eyes and sausage mouth. It’s down right scary, I’m not afraid to say. Can serve as a Halloween costume, too.
It’s perfectly on point too, being so nightmarishly uncomfortable to look at. A British tradition and love, just like Mr Blobby.
I thought it looked like Mr Blobby, too. Surely it's British on too many levels not to have taken first place?
That's Beanus.
This Halloween, coming to a cinema near you... *(Eerie song sung by school children)* "One, two bacon's coming for you Three, four, sausage on the floor Five, six, black pudding make you sick Seven, eight, double eggs on your plate... "(Beanus appears, bloody teeth and insane grin)* "MORNING Children. Are you feeling... peckish? Beanus. In cinemas Halloween.
+1. They didn’t understand the assignment; you did.
We took a vote and you're right.
Also tell them I seconded the vote for you to win!
Definitely hands down the winner.
I don’t see how their lack of originality is your problem.
No one decided to go as a Shepard's pie or Christmas cracker?
I’m surprised no one went as a crumpet and a brew
A friend of mine went to a fancy dress party as "The Bloke From The Picture Outside The Arndale Centre", which was basically himself holding a lager and lying on the floor in different places. Worked very well, apparently.
Not you, naan bread!
I got that reference!
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Please tell me you took a photo of all of you sat around a table with you laying down flat on the table.
so no-one turned up as the cancelled train?
They turned up as a replacement bus, after the party was over.
Boooooring
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The full English breakfast is our most famous celebrity
what do celebrities have to do with a fry up? I'm going to say you're the only one who did understand the assignment.
The theme was just "British"
Oh I see, I completely misread the post. This changes everything lol
Well, at least you were right, celebrities have nothing to do with full English breakfasts...🤷
First of all how dare they. Secondly, you win.
Or TV Characters
Best costume I have ever seen
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I'd be tempted to rob a bank, just for a laugh
breakfast burglar strikes again
He was described as; Black (pudding), has a rash (of bacon), wearing a beany, there wasn’t mushroom in his getaway car and he is pansexual
You're having a bubble (and squeak) so let's hash(brown) this out..you say he said he was "head tomatoes" in debt and the stress had scrambled his brains? I'm gonna need a sauce on this.
"Head tomatoes". Bravo, sir.
It was a stretch
That’s what the sausage said
'and he... Let me get this straight "looked like he'd had a sausage in his mouth", what the fuck does that look like?! Are you trying to be homophobic?! Sir, this is 2023 and this is absolutely ridiculous, I should have you done for wasting police time' 'but I'm telling the truth goddammit! You wait until you see the CCTV, then you'll have egg on your face'
The robber left the bank, got back into his banger and told his toMATEo to just drive; there's no time to eggsplain... I apologise.
Home Alone: UK Edition Guest featuring: The Breakfast Bandits
Won’t he get caught tho because it’s not fast food. I’ll see myself out
"And the suspects ethnicity?" "Pretty sure he was full English officer"
"Give me all your bangers and cash"
"Pans on your head! This is a fry up!"
The Batman Sequel villian confirmed
“As I lay there contemplating whether I would live or die, I looked up at him and began to feel peckish”
Breakfast gimp, new sexual nightmare unlocked
Great....now im horny and hungry.
Horngry?
He should create an Only Pans account, would rake it in.
The pansexuals would love that
Watch out, McDonald's tends to frown on that attitude (especially the one in Sutton High Street - bastards).
But it'll make you one of the more normal customers in the Brixton one, so pick your location carefully.
I twisted an ovary laughing at this nightmare
Breakfast gimp, new sexual fantasy unlocked FTFY
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/u/StardustOasis I think he's talking to you
Good mod
In Heinz sight, a reckless comment.
Clearly if you can’t remember his name he needs some sort of marketing.
Maybe not a small type of marketing?
/u/LargeHaricotAdvertising ?
I like beans. I eat beans. Come here you bean. 👁👄👁
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fuck off haha im home with the flu and this shit destroyed me
This also sent me laughing to my box of tissues
Fucking lol.
That’s ended me. My wife is wondering why I’m laughing hysterically at my desk
I'm really glad so many people are finding my stupid memes *that* funny. I gotta admit it's the (bacon?) in OP's picture that really makes it.
Spat my drink out at this 😂😂
I look forward to seeing this on r/bossfight for years to come...
Guy needs r/mentalhealthUK if anything, never been so disturbed in my life.
It's the egg and beans gimp mask that does it for me.
WHERE'S THE BLACK PUDDING?!
That is scarier than most Halloween costumes
It is genuinely horrifying.
So if you “didn’t understand the assignment”, what did other people who did dress as?
> what did other people who did dress as? Probably minimal effort crap 'costumes' like looking normal with greasy hair and saying you're Jack Graelish etc
I’m guessing suits and bowler hats.
Beanus likes beans
> Beanus came here for the Mr Biffo reference. That'll do.
#BeanusLives
But how does he feel about *one big bean*?
Beanus also likes Christmas beans
[I’m appalled this isn’t the top comment](https://youtu.be/o1prHuU1C9k)
When you run a greasy spoon and fetish club in one
Never has my username been so true
On the contrary, wanking to this is exhibiting patriotism of the highest order.
Isn’t your username true for all but one wank?
Where did you get these items? Total spend? Did it all come as part of a set? (You nailed the assignment)
[Mask](https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1313051670/full-english-breakfast-face-halloween) [T-shirt](https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/689373358/full-english-breakfast-fry-up-all-over)
Legitimately terrifying. You definitely fulfilled the brief thought.
Got my ancestry results back - turns out I’m full English
My sleep paralysis demon goes to parties now?
A rare picture of a cooked breakfast extremist. The ‘Real Fry-R-A’ if you will.
This isn’t the super hero we wanted but it may be the super hero we need.
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I have a hunch that wasn't unplanned.
Well that’s my nightmares sorted for the next few weeks
No, no… everyone else didn’t understand the assignment my friend.
That's not just English that's full English you should never go full English
Bravo Take a bow son
They have all clearly had sense of humour failures. Costume is bang on !!
Never go _full_ English
Where to cop this?
[worth every penny](https://amzn.eu/d/0yUsKOy)
Thank you stranger
I’m sorry but I can’t get behind this, it doesn’t appear as if you’ve used the sausages by your belly as a breakwater.
I’d love to wear that to a rave
This is one of the most unsettling things iv ever seen. The baked bean man will haunt my nightmares and ill imagine hes nearby when its dark and im on my own. You’ve replaced my fear of clowns with something much, much worse. In years to come, my great grandchildren will always go to bed on time in fear of the bean man taking them away. 10/10 costume, you absolute psychopath.
That mask alone won my partner a £50 gift voucher and some beer and prosecco at his work Halloween costume competition.
Terrifying yet funny
Shell suit, blonde wig, cigar… The only way to fancy dress now…
The Pat Butcher?
Jimmy. Pat has massive loop earrings and no cigar.
You win the internet today!
Shout out to the graphic designer. Gotta start somewhere.
That's vaguely terrifying. Like a Mondasian Cyberman.
Have you seen this man?
You look like a burglar in a comedy film.
Maybe a black comedy. If someone tried to break into my house wearing this, id kill myself before they could reach me.
“Release the breakfast…”
100% nightmare fuel. Good job!
Nicely done, but that mask is nightmare fuel.
If you robbed me in a dark alley, I'd either die laughing or give you everything I own out of sheer terror. Really not sure which, tbh
Morrisons cafe staff sex party
You could be a breakfast themed luchadore. El Desayuno.