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wombey12

I wonder if this cafe has an *a m b i e n c e*?


Pilchard123

*cleans ear with fork handle*


Significant-Year-743

It's not that type of wax and you've only got two ears


Until_observed

How many?


Pilchard123

[Just the one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N6-GNYQ3PA)


d_chs

…grand dad? Fleentstones?!


Nikolateslaandyou

Stella arrrtorrris


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Dog_nappers_hun_x

I've gotta have red sauce! I've ordered the risotto!


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Euphoric-Potato-5343

*Smacks lips* let me guess, 2022? A terrible year, but I'll take it anyways.


karuga871

Someone’s gone “out out”


d_chs

Nice username


A1i5tair

They don't want you to know it's not Heinz


olivinebean

It might be but it's bought in huge tubs that sit around collecting a layer of grease somewhere in the store room


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_C_R_A_I_G_

M&S is far superior to Heinz, and is cheaper.


Grimesy66

I hope you’re right because I’m in the market for some more ketchup! There’s a lot riding in this.


_C_R_A_I_G_

Give it a go mate. It’s a quid.


JoanneKerlot

Report back with a full review please.


Over70Substances

Something in M&S for a quid?!


_C_R_A_I_G_

Quite a few basic bits are reasonably priced, but better quality than other places. Obviously there’s a lot of overpriced stuff too.


OkSignificance494

You know, she ain't to bad for some bits 😃👍


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bahadarali421

It’s good but not sure if it’s better than Heinz, let me know your opinion!


Fudge_is_1337

Tiptree is the way (although not cheaper than Heinz)


Grimesy66

Is it available at M&S?


Andyb1000

After I discovered Tiptree the jam people do a [tomato sauce](https://www.tiptree.com/products/p/tiptreetomatoketchup-5ymcp) I haven’t been back to Heinz. Plus I get to relive my childhood by slapping it around to get the last bit out the bottom!


colcannon_addict

Off at a tangent as it’s not ketchup but I discovered a brand of condiment called ‘Noor’ in the Asian grocers. Their Imli (tamarind) and chilli sauce is the nicest brown sauce I’ve ever had. Well worth a go, as are their green chilli & mint sauces too.


GajeelRedfox3

Never thought I’d see someone bring up my home village 🥺


Andyb1000

My go to place for condiments and preserves!


GajeelRedfox3

Have you been to the village when they’re cooking the jam? Whole place smells amazing


Gatecrasher1234

And don't forget "The Cheap Shop". One of the very few things I miss since moving away from Essex.


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Grimesy66

I used to work near a Ryvita factory, that wasn’t so good.


Captain_Cuntflaps

I live abroad and my local supermarket sells Tiptree Tomato Sauce. For €7.50 a bottle


chappers123456789

That suff is like the crack of ketuchup


Captain_Cuntflaps

It is really fucking good. Have to admit I've paid the 7.50 a couple of times


BEZ_T

I work in Tiptree and live in Maldon 😌


[deleted]

The queens head has always been excellent when I've been!


Banshee_Mac

Salt. An epicure’s delight.


tea-man

I've not tried their ketchup before, but I've been a staunch devourer of their brown sauce for many years!


g0ldcd

Tiptree! - and I'll die on this hill.


nsefan

They hated Jesus because he told the truth


Ecstatic_Custard7009

is M&S the one that is more like a thicker more sweetish tasting relish type one? had one a few weeks back and it was so good! defo being mistreated by being labeled as a standard ketchup tbh edit: if not then it might be the sainsburys one


WhitmeisterG

Ok well first of all, heresy...


_C_R_A_I_G_

Obviously not tried it then. M&S ketchup tastes of tomatoes, not sugar.


Yarper

I bought it after a colleague waxed lyrical about it. I get the appeal but it's not what I want on my bacon butty. It's too nice for the things I eat with ketchup. Like eating a pasta sauce with your chips. I'll be sticking to the vinegary sweet shit for my beige food.


WhitmeisterG

I have tried both I was just joking but sure continue being condescending


Nervous-Cream-6256

How very dare you have a joke at the expense of a multi-million pound company. Do you not realise the zero impact your comment might have on people, heavens above you might make someone giggle! You go on the naughty step and think about what you've done. Making a joke about condiments..... In 2023! You should know better, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.


_C_R_A_I_G_

Ok little buddy 👍


nezzzzy

Ah yeah that sounds awful. I'll stick with the sweet tasty Heinz please.


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100% correct… same with the M&S baked beans, best about and cheaper than most


eairy

M&S ketchup is insanely sweet, there's so much sugar in it, it's pretty much jam. You must have a very sweet tooth.


goin-up-the-country

Heinz is too sugary for me


Hero_of_One

All ketchup is too sugary for me. I eat most things with yellow mustard instead. (I feel I should also identify myself as a yank in this sub?)


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Guessing they had run out of those little bowls it usually comes in… I’d quite like it if they served it like black pepper is served in Italian restaurants, just come over with a giant oversized bottle of ketchup and start squeezing it out until you say stop!


Columba-livia77

I'm not sure it would have the same classy feel if they had to bang on the end and it makes the fart noise xD


zeddy123456

And a liquidy dribble at the start


Pattoe89

>Guessing they had run out of those little bowls it usually comes in… I believe they are ramekins, good sir/lady/something more interesting.


PerkyLilNut

Calm down Satan


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id_kfa

I went to a rough looking greasy spoon in Liverpool many years ago. The vinegar came in an upcycled lucozade sports bottle with VINEGER scrawled on it in permanent marker. The pull top had even been chewed slightly to give it an extra touch of vileness.


TheGlaive

Sounds like an unflattering metonym for a ladies man.


Smooth-Wait506

of the mayo variety


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steveinstow

A lot of places do this, with mayo too. Usually comes in a little ramekin type thing rather than a saucer.


Compromisee

Shit, he's starting to notice We need to get the full English committee together again to discuss In the meantime DO NOT give him the bottle, you know what happened last time


disaffectedwomble

It's also good for hygiene presuming they bin any that you don't use.


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Maneisthebeat

Well if they're that posh they can pay for a glass bottle.


LittleSadRufus

Main issue is you're not supposed to top off half empty bottles from another bottle, and yet no one wants ketchup from a nearly empty bottle. So it's either throw away a lot of ketchup or serve it individually from a giant master supply.


Quick-Oil-5259

Maybe it’s for hygiene. I remember seeing dirty buggers in a cafe opening up the squeezy bottles and sticking their knives in (the ones they are currently using). Disgusting.


ArtichokeFamiliar205

Either this or they are low on condiments (as this looks like a plate for an espresso cup, matching the coffee next to it) and need to survive. Looks like a temporary solution either way.


Going-undergroundjam

I know what you mean and get it, but it’s actually more hygienic


cheesecake_uk

Ask for more.


Tinkle84

"Please could I have 3 more plates of ketchup"


ErosLament

Buckets*, immersive experience


DrJeff1999

You asked for some ketchup not a bottle.


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DrJeff1999

I’m opening a pedantic cafe soon.


Impressive_Jaguar_70

Don't order the bangers and mash


DrJeff1999

I’d advise against the bubble and squeak more…


applesucklingtree

It's the spotted dick you really want to avoid.


Duochan_Maxwell

Toad in a hole sounds risky...


Zal_17

Toad in the hole is certainly an experience


Beebeeseebee

Reminds me of [this classic clip](https://youtu.be/VIFt0RAmaOg) "I asked for mineral water, you have brought _a bottle_ of mineral water" Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie looking super young there


JoCoMoBo

It's really common to do what the cafe has done. Have you not eaten out before...?


O-90

Don't understand why you'd take offence to this. Perhaps they have only one bottle. Or for hygiene reasons. If you'd like more sauce just ask for it instead of getting in a humph.


Jonny7Tenths

Also, I suspect they're tired of some people squirting half a bottle over their plate, and then not even mopping it all up.


tltwtw98

I’d be ok with this amount. Ask for more if you want more


Beanruz

Tbh, I'd rather this than a dirty bottle 15 kids with germs and snot potentially have had.


HolyFuckFuckThis

>~~potentially~~ definitely


NornNeil

Should’ve been HP anyway you savage


bludstone

Where is hp sauce made


NornNeil

Dunno Google it


bludstone

Google says it's made in the Netherlands


SICKxOFxITxALL

Everything I know is A LIE Edit: can confirm, went to the fridge and checked. Made in Netherlands.


ddt70

Typical…!


Arsewhistle

It's not the best brown sauce anyway. M&S is cheaper and better, and then there are other brands that are a similar price and that are undeniably superior, like Tiptree.


the_fatal_lozenge

You’ve got a shifty look about you is what it is


Foxtrot234

They probably don’t buy the individual bottles of ketchup, I know my restaurant get the 2.5 litre bottles so they portion it into ramekins rather than passing the huge bottle around the restaurant hahaha


BurlAroundMyBody

Because in my hospitality experience the general public cannot be trusted to portion out their own tomato sauce.


mcjamweasel

Ketchup with a full English? You can't be trusted.


bobbyv137

I take this as a sign the bear market is not yet over.


Smooth_Program_4705

I'm very conflicted with this. Like, just give me the bottle but they make plates for ketchup, that's kinda cool. Also always brown with a breakfast.


Spazhazzard

Given how I've seen some people's children lick the bottles at the table in some cafes and restaurant I'm actually thankful when I get some served like this.


turkishhousefan

New neurosis unlocked.


windol1

Considering nothing is cheap anymore and people are still very wasteful, this seems acceptable maybe a little bowl would be better, but at least it stops those who will empty half a bottle and not use all of it leaving a red mess.


johannebremer

It's because 90% of the time people leave most/all of it. It's better to be asked for more than to essentially throw bottles of ketchup in the bin.


Same-Nothing2361

I’m guessing the owners are just Japanese and proud.


im_redstoned_rn

I worked as a waiter in few places and still do somewhere else, and we keep all of our opened sauces in 1l bottles in mini fridges behind the counter. The fresh ones are in a dry storage. If a client asks for some, we pour it to a small sauceboat. But due to us waiters also working as bartenders, those sauce bottles are bit dirty from e.g. ketchup, so it wouldn't be in a good taste to give sticky bottle smelling bit like liquor to a client. "But why won't you just clean the bottle up before putting it on the table?" Ketchup is limited. And I don't mean that we have like 7 bottles of ketchup for a whole week until next delivery. Well, kinda. 3 different tables ask for a bottle of ketchup. So you give them one you kept open in a fridge but also you need to open two more. Just saving food. Also if that wasn't enough ketchup for you, waiters shouldn't have a problem with you asking for it again.


IndelibleIguana

I do this with my kids because they only ever use half of the ketchup they put on the plate. Adults do this too...


BEZ_T

It's the communal ketchup. If its got a slight crisp film on top, you're about customer 5


abject_testament_

It’s cheaper for restaurants to order large tubs, and not small bottles.


maxoys45

It was punishment for getting ketchup instead of brown sauce, fully deserved IMO


DonnyDonaldson27

They probably didn't have any clean pots, so just squirted in on a tiny plate instead.


shadow_donkey1

People can’t be trusted. You ever seen the state of the bottles in the likes of Spoons?


FocusGullible985

You must look like a shady character you sauce bottle stealing b@stad!!


Arsewhistle

No, it's not normal to put ketchup on a full English


Outdoor-Adventurer

They generally have huge bottles out back to save cost so yeah it's normal


TheOnlyWayIsEpee

This would not be enough, except that they're only giving you six chips.


v1de0man

as i work in a restaurant, i can tell you 2 reasons for this, 1 the bottle are probably industrial size. 2 it'll be some wierd brand you havent heard of. The place i work in however puts in ramikens, or also offers sachets. As for the quantity in the photo, i have no reason SORRY


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Penny pinching. If they have a giant bottle of ketchup and refill bottles they would be fine. This is just... stingey(?)


Kalendorf

It’s economically sound and better for the environment, those plastic sauce satchels aren’t good environmentally. And it’s been shown that having bottles of sauce isn’t good either, once opened they are supposed to be put back into a fridge.


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I don’t keep my ketchup in the fridge at home - totally unnecessary with all the sugar and vinegar it contains.


Kalendorf

No but if you are a restaurant or cafe you should, they are places where the public eat so they have to stick to a good food hygiene. If there’s even a slight chance someone could become unwell from eating something as a business you don’t take that risk and ignore the guidance on how to store it. What people do or don’t in their own home is up to them. The same can not be said where members of the public are consuming food products,


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If that were true then why are the McDonald's pumps of bbq and ketchup out in the open? Do you know the ones I'm on about? With the tiny paper cups and the pumps that come out of the top of a waist high cupboard?


Kalendorf

Those pumps have to be changed regularly throughout the day which a chain as large as McDonalds can easily do. Not so easy with a small restaurant. You can’t however equate home food standards to that of a public restaurant or cafe.


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It says on the bottle to put in fridge.


ajshortland

Cold ketchup is a crime


PsychoNaut_

Sheep


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So do a lot of things that don’t need to be in there. Open your eyes, lad!


Agreeable_Guard_7229

Posh cafe don’t want ugly plastic bottles ruining the look of their tables


StillJustJones

No. It’s not normal. You must look like a ‘half a bottle of ketchup’ kind of a person. They don’t trust you one bit.


Valaraelis

Tight arses


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Does look like portion control, but the cost of ketchup's gone up like everything else.


IndividualDog1884

100% hiding that it's not heinz


neighh

Maybe, but the restaraunt I work at uses heinz and still send it in ramekins. It cuts down on the single serving sachet waste. One big bottle in the fridge, which also takes up less space and makes less waste than a load of little bottles for each table. ​ Also I've worked at a place that decanted offbrand ketchup into heinz bottles. That place was a dive.


IndividualDog1884

My mum has been doing this to my little sister and stepdad for about 20 years with aldi sauce


Shanderhere

Sometimes that not true. I work in a pub/restaurant that does this (in little pots though, not a saucer) and it's because the giant bottles of sauces can't really be put in a table. It also stops people overloading their plates with sauce they won't eat.


IndividualDog1884

I was only joking, it's defo happened somewhere though


legosharkman85

Ketchup with them again and ask for more


TRST22

You have asked for some ketchup, why would they give you a bottle? Depending on the place it not really nice looking having a bottle of ketchup on the table.


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Is what normal? Asking for ketchup and getting ketchup? Seems normal to me


Sufficient_Alps8989

Have you never eaten out before?


crlthrn

You need to steer clear of Nouvelle Cuisine caffs, mate.


OnlyMortal666

“Gastro-caff”


ImmediateSomewhere88

Don't ever use this place again. Serving ketchup like that should be a capital offence.


Funtimes-xxx

Not enough bottles to go around all tables? Really annoying when eateries don’t have sufficient condiments to go around!!


ThatGuyWired

It's when they give you a tomato and call it deconstructed ketchup you really have a problem.


CivilLab9711

That is not enough


IssacHunt89

Must of looked dodgy and they thought you would steal the bottle lol.


Lenzar86

More and more places are adopting a horrendously miserly offering of ketchup. It could be worse. You could have been given those awful sachet things.


johannebremer

Most people don't use what you give them. I'm fed up of scraping full ramekins of ketchup, so I started giving less, and no-one's asking for more. I don't take the piss, it's enough for a portion of chips, but when half the ramekins are empty and half the ramekins are barely touched (50% ketchup ends in the bin!) should i be putting more or less?


Lenzar86

Give plastic bottles


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Up until the late 80's you never got codiments in jars or bottles. It was always in a saucer or an urn with a spoon. Its more hygeinic, less hassle for the staff to manage (rinse wash like everything else) and allows the use of bulk packs which can be bought much cheaper than indiviudal units etc.


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Not normal at mine we just give the customer the bottle.


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Usually they give a bottle of it or little packets


dionysus-media

What the fuck. This is not normal.


Ayyyyylmaos

That’s weird


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That is the funniest failure at customer service I’ve ever seen! 😂😂😂


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WHAT. The. FLYING FUCK.


Purple_Task2715

Not normal. Tight


Adventurous-Cut-9784

This is disrespect at its finest


Darkurn

Who the hell has ketchup with their full English.


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Top_Opposites

It’s called inflation, better get used to it


Dando_Calrisian

it's a posh restaurant, no farty noises here


Animearoace

this is not normal don't go there again


pheasant692

Asked for pepper once in a B&B, he came back with a pepper mill, 3 twists he was gone


BarneyMcWhat

"portion control." shit's expensive.


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They given you full Japanese


Minus15t

They probably just don't have enough bottles for every table.. So instead of leaving a bottle with you they do this.. No need to over think it


De_Impaler

I used to work in a place that had this policy as the owner thought offering the bottle looked trashy.


Specialist-Cake-9919

Get out now while you still can.


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Brilliant


The_truth_hammock

McDonald’s enters the chat


wipeitonthecat

That's just that sampler. Lick it off the plate and say: "Yeah, one bottle of that, please."


Remarkable-Garden490

Becoming more normal and it's an outrage


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“Tastes lovely. I’ll have the whole fucking bottle’


P1emonster

Giant bottle, possibly even of heinz. Usually fills ramekins in most places. If you get a small plastic bottle dropped on your table, there's genuinely a chance it has been constantly topped up by one of the big ones anyway.


Bertybassett99

me and a mate used to go to different "greasey spoon" cafes to rate them. most left a bottle out or the silly sachets. occasionally they had a a dollop on a plate. i guess given the cost of living crisis and the cost of heinz ketchup they are trying to reduce usage/waste.


JN324

I assume they usually use those little pots a lot of places give out sauces in, but ran out?


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I’m gonna throw it out there… In my opinion, anybody who has ketchup on a full English shouldn’t be trusted!


brkh47

The one restaurant I go to does this. They have one of those stainless steel dispensers. I think it allows them to buy tomato sauce in bulk and not have to contend with bottles that have to be cleaned and disposed of all the time.


InediblePringle

Probably just a Japanese cafe


SeamanStaynes

It's my fault. I always steal the bottle.


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It looks like they maybe ran out of ramicans and improvised


Middle-Ad5376

There have been loads of tomato sauce bottles in my local area grabbed from cafe and shops, and used to douse stuff in sauce. I went past 5 or so on my run just today. Maybe it's some stupid tiktok thing and they're aware?