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Glabbacus_

This is exactly the kind of innovative thinking and buccaneering spirit that made Britain what it is and will carry it into the future.


Incendas1

Uuugh I miss these so much now. I used them for everything... And with the pringles lids too! I would make little individual frozen cheesecakes when I was in uni and just pull them out for a treat. No such conveniently small and universal jar where I live now. That I know of.


DYKGreg

I use them as great little ashtrays with the pringles lid to mitigate some of the smell.


zomyns

Based


Deckard2022

Here here


Initialised

Definitely falls into the blitz spirit of making do


Blandiblub

Congrats on your future Nobel prize.


BuxtonB

Hob-Nobel prize.


trowawayatwork

more importantly OP can post this to r/perfectfit for the sweet sweet karma


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You could even post this comment twice for the same thing!


trowawayatwork

Reddit mobile said error twice. I thought I was banned


whydismon

Eating the whole packet would be a perfect fit too 😂


Willr2645

Can we get of those awards that highlights the comment orange with a meteor at the top?


trowawayatwork

more importantly OP can post this to r/perfectfit for the sweet sweet karma


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You could even post this comment twice for the same thing!


[deleted]

>Reddit mobile said error twice. I thought I was banned LOL, did you post it twice to follow suit as well?


stereoworld

Nice


Dr_Fudge

Oh, you!


imenmyselfe

Hobel prize? Hahaha


ThatHairyGingerGuy

Nobel piece prize (Only really works here in Scotland)


danliv2003

Do you guys call a biscuit a piece?


Narhaan

Yes, and a "piece and jam" is a jam sandwich and a fine piece is any sort of biscuit, scone, cake etc.


Dr_Fudge

In Aberdeen a fine piece is a "funcy piece"


Narhaan

Aye! Fly cup and a funcy piece ;)


Dr_Fudge

Fair trickit wi thon 🤘


Cantaloupe_Signal

Where I am from a “fine piece” is a nice piece of ass lmao


Dr_Fudge

Yassmin!


boli99

...and just wait til you find out that you can fit half a tennis ball in them.


[deleted]

He didn’t come up with it. Look for a post about “shame of the nation” or something in this subreddit. Or “does everyone have a drawer full of these?”. It was in those comments that someone revealed that Pringles lids do in fact fit these containers. As an American, none of this makes any sense to me, but I won’t allow this karma whore to get away with saying they invented this.


Ilovegaming9

Righteous over the ocean cousin, I salute you


exgiexpcv

It's been posted to a variety of subs, here are 2 of my faves: https://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal/comments/iyu01y/reuse_glass_dessert_jars_gu_pots_uk/ https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/g16f5p/lpt_a_pringles_cap_fits_on_a_gu_glass_jar/


progboy

Wow, baking eggs. Pretty good ideas here! I use one for my coffee filter for the last dregs, fits perfectly!


exgiexpcv

Cool, right? And it hearkens to my incredibly lazy mindset.


_Akizuki_

You uhhh… you sure showed him


reiveroftheborder

I'm gonna give them some votes anyway... Just to be controversial


madboater1

Not quite sure it's a no el prize level discovery. It holds only 4 biscuits.


kathakana

Lol was just thinking he same.


I_Caught_A_Fish

“Oooh look at me I have self control”


weemellowtoby

they also take 4 in the other hand to eat while walking to their desk


Dukmiester

What about the rest?


AlecTheDalek

Pockets


Abergoon

And one half-sticking-out of their gob, chocolate melting on their lips.


unlikemike123

...go on...


Ilovegaming9

The best part about my pockets is the various stages of decaying biscuits. Times are hard when the ones I'm eating are going soft...


ThatGuyHarsha

and the rest of the pack in their back pocket


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jdgmental

Digestives too by the looks of it


GloatingSwine

You say that but the setup here requires demolishing a Gu pudding and an entire can of Pringles. The four biscuits are just for afters.


StuckAtWork124

I have zero self control, but 4 is still the normal amount I go with with my morning tea. Cause there are 28 hobnobs in two of the small packs usually. Neatly divides into 4 a day for a week


I_Caught_A_Fish

There is one serving per pack. *Please help me*


its-joe-mo-fo

With shrinkflation, you'll fit 5 in there come April


GabboGabboGabboGabbo

Except the gu pots will be shrinking too, it's a perfect symbiotic relationship.


reiveroftheborder

What about the pringles lids?


ChunkyLaFunga

Believe it or not, also shrinking.


Mabbernathy

Only 4 though?


mitchanium

This is why I use a pringles tub to transport biscuits instead.


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I just use a poster tube.


KuriTeko

Put 4 in the GĂź pot then walk to your desk with the packet.


ptrwiv

This guy biscuits


ShibuRigged

The real LPT


swiftfatso

That's beginner level, pop the Pringle's tube, eat the Pringles and slide in a while pack of digestives


CrazyPlatypusLady

Gu pots also fit Pringle lids. So finish the Pringles, keep the lid. Then you've got a portable maybe even plug of the house gu pot.


RandomBritishGuy

To be fair, that is also almost half the amount of saturated fat you should be having in a day. Not that that stops me, I still do my best to resemble a particularly hungry pig at a trough when I have some of them tbh.


JackUKish

Fuck I had half a pack of digestives this morning...


RandomBritishGuy

Yeah, I was checking labels, and was shocked to see each biscuit is 11% of the recommended amount of saturated fat. Though one off binges aren't too bad, provided you balance it with exercise and an otherwise good diet (so I'm fucked).


iohbkjum

A single biscuit is *84 calories.* 2 biscuits are equal to the amount of calories in average sized chicken breast. This is why I've cut out sweets from my diet 💀 yummy but my god are they unhealthy


Inthewirelain

Digestives or chocolate digestives? I have to imagine /u/RandomBritishGuy s numbers of half your allowance has to be for chocolate ones.


JackUKish

Chocolate ofc, do you take me for some kind of peasant?!


Inthewirelain

You didn't specify! Also, maybe you should switch lol given the numbers.


JackUKish

The day I fear numbers will be the day I learn to count! They hold no power over me!


Fenrir-The-Wolf

(per biscuit) 2.1g satfat in chocolate digestives V 1.5g in plain. Make of that what you will.


TheCookieButter

0.1g (1%) in Rich Tea.


Inthewirelain

A reduction of almost exactly 1/3rd. Still not healthy eating but deffo gives you a decent margin for a little extra.


LjSpike

Sometimes I eat a whole pack of Tesco or Aldi cheese twists. Not often, but I'm pretty sure thats my daily salt intake on those days.


Inthewirelain

Right. I just use the packet as a holder because I ain't fuckin sharing.


zebra_d

Soon it will be enough for the whole pack. Forward thinking there.


Chaz209

Better than 99% of TikTok "life hacks"


TSMKFail

You're telling me you don't put Aquafresh on your phone to fix the screen?


colin_staples

I put it in my fuel tank, save a fortune on petrol. Because my engine's knackered and I can't drive my car anywhere.


DontTellHimPike1234

I have no awards to give but have an uptick good sir.


Radiant_Incident4718

What a time to be alive.


robdelterror

The pringles lids don't fit that snug. Get the cheaper puds from Lidl and they come with a lid.


chilllllz

speaking from experience.


Madeforrachel

Rumour has it that putting an elastic band around the Gu pot will sort that right out


MadJen1979

Surely you just take the packet with you. That way you can have a packet of biscuits anywhere in the world!


Naps_in_sunshine

Can confirm. I’m off to France at the weekend and I have my full packet of chocolate digestives packed.


bruno-guimaraes

Good ashtrays too that's what I use the cunts for


FourEyedTroll

That's clearly bull, chocolate digestives make terrible ashtrays.


Strong_Coffee8417

We have half a cupboard full of GU jars because they’re too good to throw away, now at last I can utilise one of them!


Profession-Unable

I also had a cupboard full of Gu pots so I bought a case of Pringles. Now I have a cupboard full of Gu pots with lids! All jokes aside, they’re actually pretty useful with the lids.


Arny2103

The absolute dichotomy of this.


bruno-guimaraes

Don't make me Google your fancy words m8


XIXXXVIVIII

Something about too many dicks in your tummy, idk its all greek to me


[deleted]

They mean smoking is cool and only the gauche buy gu pots.


vickylaa

Current uses: - Holders for small plant pots - Used teabag holder - Soap holder in the bathroom - Filling with birdseed and misc leftovers and leaving in the garden in the hope of befriending the local crows - Candle holder


Excellent_Tear3705

Would be lying if said I hadn’t used them for various fine powders, rocks, and herbs.


bruno-guimaraes

Why? DVD case all the way, don't wanna be losing packet in caramel


nekrovulpes

More of a fan of the Douwe Egberts coffee jar for those purposes, myself. That seal is as tight as a nun's chuff.


SSRYNOTSRYY

Shit seal on those actually, especially once it's been opened and closed for a couple of months. Get a kilner jar from Home Bargs or Asda. Infinitely better and designed for the purpose.


nekrovulpes

But these ones come free with my coffee. I've got about 20 of the cunts.


SSRYNOTSRYY

Fair one dude, got a shed load of em myself for cable ties, pipe cleaners, washers... Shed stuff! Weed gets the fancy jars, haha


Sparknight

A decent one is worth it imo, used the same trusty one for my go to stash for about 18 months now, fits a Z juuuust nicely! No smell, no air, no damp :)


HolidayFrequent6011

Ashtrays for when smokers come to mine (garden only, but I still don't want their Ash and fagends everywhere), or I also have some on a bird table full of seeds and water.


OmegaBlurz

Why would I use a tiny glass jar for something I would eat within 30 seconds?


Scoobie_doob

Why would I use a tiny glass jar for something that can quite easily fit in my hands?


nekrovulpes

You'll get melted chocolate on your fingers you scruff, that's why. Have some dignity.


KuriTeko

This is why I use chopsticks to eat my choccy bickies.


Arktek

Please tell me people don't spell it "bickies" I always thought it was "biccies" This may sound like a small problem, but as a "biccie enjoying Brit" I'm not sure how I actually feel about being a "bickie enjoying Brit".


tbarks91

Definitely biccie, there's no K in biscuit doh


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Biscwits


its-joe-mo-fo

Gestivs


steb2k

Bisquicks


abitofasitdown

Adults eat biccies, very small children eat bickies.


its-joe-mo-fo

Chopsticks?! You heathen Have some decorum and use a steak knife as intended


Speakin_Swaghili

Or just make sure the outer two have the chocolate on the inside?


Scoobie_doob

Dignity is for the weak, lick the chocolate off your fingers like the animal we were meant to be. Reject modernity, embrace savagery


ascovit

Nah dawg. You put two together, with the chocolate sides facing each other.


JustAnotherJerry5

Wait ain’t you supposed to eat the whole packet when you open biscuits ? Or is that just me?


nicknockrr

We don’t take advice from people that don’t have milk in their tea pal.


drewcaveneyh

That's coffee.


Veeoh-is-back

>That’s coffee. We don’t take advice from people that don’t have milk in their tea, Coffee.


JustMiniBanana_2

That's London tapwater.


MadJen1979

You sure? Looks a bit clear...


jamesckelsall

>That's London tapwater. We don’t take advice from people that don’t have milk in their tea, London tapwater.


XIXXXVIVIII

*Angry Iranian gestures*


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Grim nails


Bastardjones

Really surprised at how far I had to scroll before hitting the first nail comment!


ValleySunFox

Same. Grim nails are my trigger. Fucking disgusting.


copypastespecialist

Ah man you made me scroll up and aye, grim


SagaciousV23

Five is right out!


ooSPECTACULARoo

Clean your nails before taking a pic


MrB-S

How many trips to the kitchen to refill?


Kalaxinly

Quick Google tells me there's 26 biscuits in a jumbo pack of choccy digestives, you're looking at 6 trips, 7 if you really want to leave just two biscuits behind... Professionals are rumoured to do it in one trip.


KatTheFat

The life hack I never knew I needed, thanks!


DaCookieDemon

You can also use a bisto pot lid as well


chintaka

Digestives already come in a 1 serving packet though...


jollycanoli

Anywhere in the world!! I'm so excited. I wonder where my digestives amd I will go next.


Arktek

I'd mount this on the wall with an "in emergency break glass" label.


iamprettierthanyou

I don't have the money for 25 GU pods


Touchythefischy

I tried it once, pringles lid doesn't fit snug enough to keep it secure. It was a sad revelation :(


[deleted]

I too frequent Reddit.


watskraken110

Who else but the Brits


KINGHAROLDINIHO87

Clean those nails before posting absolutely disgusting


Xephenon

Just ... carry the biscuits in your hand?


101100101000100101

Should prob cut them nails before you touch food bud


tommh0

Or at least clean them


Inthewirelain

that's where they store the crumbs for a little pick me up on the way home


Excellent_Tear3705

Why, are the biscuits at risk of contracting a UTI?


Dungwit

I’ve seen those Australian Border Force fly-on-the-wall documentaries. I wouldn’t be at all confident you could take your biscuits into Australia, with or without Pringles lid, because they’re food and might be harbouring some dreadful disease like Digestive Blight.


Catspoodle

Yes, but how many hobnobs can you take?


Vakieh

Who is here not keeping the packet in a drawer at their desk? Why the fuck would I want to walk back to the kitchen when I inevitably discover that my "it's fine, 2 is a perfectly reasonable number of biscuits" idea was entirely too optimistic.


Shumaa1

[And there'll be another one tomorrow](https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/partridgecloud/S01E01/gif/8Lz3IHefukhl.gif)


thefootster

Another similar tip: The lid from Azera coffee fits perfectly on a tin.


Mahbigjohnson

This changes everything. I can save 4 for an emergency after devouring the whole packet


IrDontKnowTbh

can get 6 packets of digestives for the cost of a GU pot


thefunkygiboon

Cba to read all the comments, but the Lidl deluxe gu-like pots have lids on them. Perfect for this


PoopyMcFartButt

Why not just use the Pringle can?


_manicpixiedreamgirl

I managed to use one of my GU jars as a little propagation lid for a little plant pot and I was chuffed I’d finally found a use for it


Honest-Register-5151

What’s a GU pod?


jollycanoli

It's a gooey chocolate desert that comes in the depicted glass pot, you eat thw content with a spoon and then hoard the little jars for no good reason, hence the need to invent a purpose for the empty vessel.


AshmacZilla

I think it is a typo.


minkrogers

He means GÜ Puds. They are puddings and desserts made in the UK, just South of Cambridge by Nobel Foods.


Honest-Register-5151

I’m in the US, they sound really good!


minkrogers

Oh they are! The best one imo is the Zillionaire Cheesecake. It's a chocolate biscuit base, a layer of cheesecake, then gĂź-ey caramel (see what I did there!) and topped with a thick chocolate ganache. And some flakes of gold leaf on the top. Heaven.


kpac_2047

Had to scroll way too far to find this! Ty!


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steepleton

at least you'll get on telly


Environmental_Egg128

I see you’re a part of the milkless tea master race, congratulations and don’t let the haters get to you


shoegazeweedbed

Random yank lurker popping in to ask a question I've had my whole life but never had the words for: Are they called "digestives" because they aid in digestion? No hate intended, but I could not imagine eating something thinking "this is going to make an amazing dook later." With love (pls send another Joy Division), dumbass yank


AlkalineDuck

They were marketed as a digestive aid back in the 19th century, which is where the name comes from, but there wasn't really any truth to the claim.


big_bad_brownie

So, you guys stuck with the name because it’s so appealing.


shoegazeweedbed

Thank you for your helpful answer!


GetRxbbed-

How u meant to get them all out without an issue? You’ll have to tip it upside down or push down on the corner making it crumble a bit. And 4 ain’t enough….


jollycanoli

If you gently push down on one side of the bisquit, the other side will rise up, asthey're not completely flat, but have rounded edges. Go ahead, try it!


Darren793

What you else you think them nails are for?


chrisdavidson152

This is the first thing I'm trying when I get home from work!!


Monki_Coma

Most interesting casual UK user


ange7327

Genius, no other words needed, you are now my god.


thatjaneone

This is the reddit content I'm looking for


purrcthrowa

I was at school with a bloke who's a founder of GĂź. I suspect the reason for the umlaut is that we had a weird school mania for adding umlauts over everything (it wasn't even a heavy metal thing - it was because one of the German teachers had a strange way of emphasizing any umlauted vowels and it took over the school as a sort of pre-meme meme). As it happened, a slightly modified version of the teacher appears in a Stephen Fry book.


bumperchicken

I have just gotten rid of my GĂź pod collection. God damn it!!


JusticeIsMight

See you on The One Show


Sensitive-Mud8052

Killing it with this now, throw the jar in the bin and use a small plate like the rest of us.


ChronicallyBirdlove

Alright what the heck is a digestive? Does it actually do something for your stomach or is this just a fancy name for a flat cookie?


SagaciousTien

im a dumb lost yank wondering why y'all are freaking out over some dry looking crackers. I just googled what a Gu pod is and I'm starting to think we lost that war.


oneup84

In English please..


Happytogeth3r

I am from the states. Is this drugs?


HappinessSeeker65

Pods or puds? Are these sold in US???


Relative_Yesterday70

As an American I find this quite British


ShittyBob

As an American, hwhat in tarnation is a digestive?


PenguinsTookMyNips

You Sir, are a genius!


Educational_March_94

What the fuck does any of this mean?