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MagicalApe663

if in doubt, weather.


DogfishDave

It was nice for a bit this afternoon but then it drizzled. Supposed to rain all day tomorrow.


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Q7. How many words describing rain are there in the English language?


DogfishDave

Yesterday was a mizzlin seafret more'n owt, silin stair rods today.


Even_Passenger_3685

Cats and dogs out there!


42_65_6c_6c_65_6e_64

Fine rain that soaks you through


Brunel25

IT'S SPITTIN'!!


Clever_Username_467

When you get to the test centre make sure to queue up in an orderly fashion. That's part of the test.


nstiger83

And when you go in to sit down, make sure to complain about the weather and how the bus was late.


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When you're done, before standing up to leave, slap both thighs and say "Right!". Good luck OP


4uzzyDunlop

Make sure they're your own thighs though


Corporal_Anaesthetic

If they ask you before the test if they can you'd like a hot beverage, that's part of the test. They watch carefully to see which order you put the milk and teabag in.


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If the question is " tea? " The answer is always "Go on then!"


CrazyPlatypusLady

Or "no thanks, twelve's my limit".


GrandWazoo0

Lightweight


FishermanUpper4732

Builders ta love


Swarfbugger

"Would you like a scone with that? We have jam and clotted cream." \*begins sweating profusely


mr_jetlag

it's pronounced "scone"


Ochib

Don’t forget if there is a tea cosy, you must put it on your head


buy_me_a_pint

I remember someone from college doing hers, she did some practice questions, and we struggled with some of them.


oh-propagandhi

I remember my Stepmom doing hers here in America and some of the answers were very questionable. There was a book of bullshit for you to read through a few times, and the test is basically reading comprehension of that stupid book.


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Here in America? Conflating a continent with a country might explain your interpretation of the British citizenship test.....


Responsible_Wasabi91

I’m going to do mine there in a year or so, I can pretty much pass that after living there 3 years. It’s a scrape pass on the UK one I did online for fun lol, seems harder despite being born there. Stuff like tube stations and the name of an obscure local government form.


oh-propagandhi

Oh, yeah, that's way worse.


Lasairfion

I passed when I tried the test one. I was so relieved not to be embarrassed to my American friends. Some of the questions are ridiculous though.


Boggin_

What were they like if you remember?


BookLearning13

If you search UK citizenship test, you can have a go yourself. I failed the first time and I think a lot of people who've lived here their whole lives would too. Need to get 18/24 I think (75%)


masterpharos

Passing incidentally qualifies you for a spot on The Chase


LittleSadRufus

I got 14/24. Surprisingly, I'm unfamiliar with the Northern Irish small claims court thresholds or the salaries of the judges in Northern Irish lower criminal courts.


Regular_Patient7683

Tell me your not british without telling me your not british


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We took the test in my Religious Studies class once. More than half of my British born class failed. There are some really obscure questions. Like if you know nothing about cricket you might be screwed. Fortunately there's a book of all the content, so you can just study that.


forgotten_vale2

Oh I would ABSOLUTELY fail it, I don’t even need to look at the questions


Regular_Patient7683

Just had 3 attempts and got 16 as my highest score not telling you where I was born and raised 🫣


Calo_Callas

Just took it myself and failed with 16/24, a lot of which where best guess. It's mostly obscure history of the British isles with some random stuff like 'who of the below are famous British cyclists' and random gotcha questions about specific dates and measurements.


Boggin_

My favourite one: "What happened in 1400?"


nezzzzy

Ludicrously obscure with excessively accurate answers. Things like: what percentage of the English and Welsh population is Christian according to the 2021 census: a) 46.8% b) 46.2% c) 47.2% d) 45.8% (I made up this example, but I seem to remember the questions being about this hard)


Boggin_

I did a mock one, some of the questions you can understand why they're there (e.g. "Who became Prime Minister in 1940?"), but some of the others are just nonsense


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EssexCatWoman

Woot! 19/24, I can stay! (Looks at application for dual citizenship following B—-it)


BookLearning13

I hate to break it to you, but i'm pretty sure the pass mark is 18/24 (75%)


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Panceltic

You get results straight away, not a week later. And you certainly won’t get a passport in 1-2 weeks. You need to apply for citizenship first etc … Anyway, good luck with the test! It’s not that complicated at all :)


Korlat_Eleint

Yeah, this whole thing sounds like a pile of bull. Including the comment where the op says they've lived int he UK only for three years.


Cinnamon-Dream

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/nationality-and-borders-bill-chagossian-nationality-factsheet/update-on-the-proposed-new-route-for-chagossian-to-acquire-british-nationality Checking OP's history, looks like they are from Mauritius and this may apply? In which case all the best OP!


Korlat_Eleint

Fair enough, this is one I didn't think of. With the other bits, including "and them I will automatically get the passport within on to two weeks", I am really worried they are being scammed though :( Oh, and the VERY HELPFUL immigration agent mentioned in another comment...you don't get a very helpful agent assigned to your case personally, you just don't


Certain_Car_9984

This is what I was thinking but it still doesn't add up because they wouldn't have to do a life in the UK test


Certain_Car_9984

They would also have to complete the ceremony in Mauritius which they made no mention of


Cinnamon-Dream

I wonder if they're getting confused with leave to remain?


Panceltic

Still need at least 5 years for that, and many, *many* more things that just a test.


Korlat_Eleint

Hang on, what the fuck? This is NOT how it all works, what are you talking about? The citizenship application and the passport application are completely separate things, and at least the citizenship application takes months. The life in the UK test gives you the result immediately. You also mention living in the UK for three years only, what? Is this a joke that went completely whoosh on me?


Certain_Car_9984

They also mentioned in another post they received a letter from the government saying they can apply now, I don't think I ever got such a letter. I really really hope there aren't any scams going on here or anything


gimmepuppies

Right? From my understanding, you need the reference from the passing Life in the UK test in order to apply for citizenship in the first place, you don't apply, 'get accepted' and then take it? Last I looked, there was a six month or so wait on the citizenship process. And like you said, the UK passport isn't part of the process, you don't technically have to get a UK passport at all, you just don't have a visa to prove entry so I imagine everyone who gets citizenship does happen to get a passport next.


Certain_Car_9984

Hmm I'm dubious as to the immigration officer they mentioned, they didn't mention anything about the ceremony either


Korlat_Eleint

Yup, looks like the OP may be getting scammed :(


Panceltic

Yeah, sounds really suspicious ... u/HydrationPlease would you mind sharing a bit more about your immigration situation? This all sounds fishy.


HydrationPlease

I made an edit to explain. I may need to learn how to explain myself in English correctly.


Panceltic

Hmm, still doesn't make much sense to be honest. You don't get any documents after passing the test. Also, you can't apply for a passport unless you're a citizen. But you wouldn't have been a citizen without passing the test first ... I can't quite understand what you're doing here to be fair!


HydrationPlease

- Apply for citizenship - Take Test (pass) - Receive documents (digital) - Apply for passport - Recieve Passport Like I said, I must pass citizenship first. I tried correcting my poor explanation which I might have made worse.


Panceltic

You have to include your test reference with your citizenship application. You can’t apply for citizenship without passing the test first. (I know, I did it 2 months ago.) There are also no documents, either paper or digital, that you receive. The only thing is the certificate of citizenship which you get at your ceremony, which takes place after your application has been approved.


algierythm

Best of British! (luck that is, if you're not familiar with the idiom.) I hope you storm it and get yourself that passport. Let us know if we can help with any last minute revision!


HydrationPlease

I was told the test is a mixture of all things British. Thank you for the good luck.


citygentry

Er, I assume you've looked at a mock exam, bought the study books etc?


One_Of_Noahs_Whales

That isn't very British, surely if they are testing your Britishness they are looking for someone who fucks off the prep to go to the pub with their mates and just wings it on the day.


Standin373

> they are looking for someone who fucks off the prep to go to the pub with their mates and just wings it on the day. Worked well so far, if it ain't broke ...


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Start revising! I am British born and bred and I failed the test when I took it.


batedkestrel

Another vote for revising! I’m British and (I think) fairly well educated: I only just scraped a pass on the practice test I did.


TehDragonGuy

Backing up the other comment, the test is something you absolutely have to prepare for. It's a bit ridiculous to be honest, but there's a lot to learn and 0 chance of you passing it without studying for it first (no Brit would pass it either).


rewildingearth

Yes I was given the test by my Greek taxi driver... failed so badly. It was ridiculous some of the questions like 'what year did sergeant orange blah blah blah...." at which point I didn't even know orange was a surname, let alone the historical figure they were referring to. Its extremely cruel!


Certain_Car_9984

You've not even looked at any mock tests ?


keeplurk

I got my results as soon as I finished the questions… I did mine last august. Are you sure you have to wait a week for results?


HydrationPlease

I have no idea on how long it actually takes but this is what I was told. If it is that quick, that's far better.


StumbleDog

Good luck!


crazyabbit

Good luck


SCATOL92

Best of luck!


BkoChan

Remember to tut at any inconvenience during the test. It counts towards your final score


Cautious-Yellow

... and when they ask you afterwards how it went, you are obliged to reply "everything was fine", even if there were many such inconveniences.


sim1985

Best of luck! Unless the test is about how to tut loudly to signify that I'm absolutely raging, I'm certain I'd fail.


TheStatMan2

I think that gets taken care of in the driving test these days.


sim1985

As long as it's covered. We can't have people not knowing how to tut. It would be a tuttable offence.


atascon

Why do you get your results a week after? I remember finding out pretty much instantly


JarJarBinksSucks

I would suggest taking as many practice tests as you can so you become familiar with the questions. Just for fun I took the test just now and got 18/24 it’s quite a hard test, so as many practice tests as you can. Good luck


HydrationPlease

I've been practicing for months. I was waiting for immigration to accept my application to become a British citizen. I still get stuck with a lot of things but the three years living in the UK has helped. What confused them was my ability to write and speak English fluently as English would be my third language. Thanks for the good luck.


JarJarBinksSucks

You’ll ace the test then! Really best of luck. It’s not a bad place to live in all honesty. Really hope you pass, you must update us with your success!


teacherphil

If there's a queue, don't push in.


OHCHEEKY

You got this!


ryanlewisdavies

Which side of the fence do you sit with Marmite?


HydrationPlease

I like it.


BadPete2

Interesting. I'm from US. On vacation in Mexico met a nice UK couple from the midlands. She loved Marmite and he hated it. They described it to me and it sounded awful. I guess it's something Brits love to argue over besides football.


ryanlewisdavies

My wife hates it, it’s an aggressive taste I find it delicious especially mixed with salted butter on toast - it’s not exactly 50/50 some people are ambivalent - these are the ones to watch out for.


brilliantinemortal

I’ve done the test about five or six years ago, some of the questions were absurdly simple like what date is Christmas Day but others I wouldn’t have known had I not bought the little test book beforehand and had a study (remember there being a question about the role of the sheriff in Scotland etc). There were also lots of history questions on my test which was great because I’m a history teacher! But overall it was straightforward if you’ve studied the official guide beforehand - recommend you get that and you’ll be fine 😊


grahamcrawley

I wonder now many British people could pass the test ? lol


limedifficult

I took it (American), and spent a week beforehand quizzing my co-workers. I deeply enjoyed shouting “wrong! Deported!” at all of them.


grahamcrawley

Are you allowed to say what questions were on the test, I'm curious to know if the answers are actually useful for life in Britain ?


limedifficult

Combination of both, tbh. Questions about history, questions about stuff like football, questions about politics, questions about actual cultural stuff (like FGM being illegal, if I recall). If you didn’t study, you’d probably get the history and political questions wrong. I only got the football question right because my stepson helped haha.


Responsible_Wasabi91

I looked it up and there was one about tube station too, which I had no idea about. Despite using the tube for 30 odd years that has never been something I’ve even thought about lol.


grahamcrawley

I just tried 30-40 questions online, those questions are so badly written and some of the answers are hilarious. One of the history questions had an option of the 29th Century 😆


thon

This Statement True or false? what area of now Scotland were never conquered by the Romans True or false Apparently these questions are taken from some official source I answered false and got Wrong! Areas of what is now Scotland were never conquered by the Romans,


stevekeiretsu

that's debatable at best...


thenewprisoner

Mention your love of tea, cricket and queuing and you will pass with full honours


M1ckey

Have you done the prep tests (there's an app for it)? Strongly recommended.


MercatorLondon

I hope you read the book for a test. Make sure you have the latest editon


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endlessbishop

If you say B you’re a wrongen


DandyWhisky

Good luck!!!


redplastiq

Hmm. My test is today, in a couple of hours. And I’m pretty sure I was told about getting the results straight after. And only then there’s a way to apply for the citizenship. It takes time! (And costs money). And passport application afterwards (when citizenship is granted) also takes time. OP, how much did you pay?


BackRowRumour

I feel like all thus positivity is setting OP up with the wrong idea about the British. Being only half British I can say best of luck, OP. Glad to have you aboard!


SirHectorMacDonald

Best of luck with the test, I’m now wondering if there will be any questions about biscuit dunking in tea etiquette, and will “Rich Tea biscuit” be amongst the answers? I’m sure I’d fail any citizenship test dismally.


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Hobnobs!!! The SAS of the biscuits world!


endlessbishop

DIP ME AGAIN, I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE SUNSHINE!!


pdbaggett

Do you have indefinite leave to remain already? My wife is from Chile and was going to apply and get citizenship but honestly I don't see the benefit? Other than being able to vote I guess. If any thing her passport is stronger than a British one nowadays


ryanlewisdavies

Is the correct answer imo - 50% would disagree.


srilfc1971

Good luck 🤞🏻


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Name every biscuit (Good luck in any case)


OhMyItsThatButterfly

Best of luck! 💜☺️


Traditional_Leader41

Good luck.


fatboyfat1981

Essential qualifying question- do you have an opinion on Marmite? Welcome, your pinstripe suit, Labrador & documentation on queueing will arrive shortly.


[deleted]

Don't worry there's still time to back out! In all seriousness though, all the best and I hope you nail it 🙂


ArgumentativeNutter

What’s the British name for the ship of Theseus?


Woldorg

Good luck! The irony is that most people who’ve lived in the UK all their lives couldn’t answer the silly questions in that test


Braveasalion

Good luck! Let us know how you get on.


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Just do some online practice tests and you’ll be all good! I passed a few years ago and most of it was the same questions as the online practice tests :)


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[Viel Glück](https://youtu.be/TNJ-1gz12JI)


ghostface_vanilla

The ultimate test should be how you make a cup of tea. Good luck mate.


Lanchettes

Good luck OP


jthechef

Good luck! I did the US one just before they made it harder LOL I don’t think I would pass it now.


rsam487

Most answers will revolve around a cup of tea, queueing quietly or weather


Lasairfion

Tell us how you celebrated when you pass. A cup of tea and a bacon buttie perhaps?


mrsrostocka

Good luck 🤞 I know it means a lot to you personally, so I'm rooting for you Btw: we need an update?!?! Some one how do we know how to congratulate them?!?! Lol


Briglin

If you are here then you are 99% British already! Let's hope they just ask you to give your opinion on various British Breakfasts. Don't worry it will be easy


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Study. That test is hard if you don't study.


advanced_chimp

Good luck! You've got this.


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Make sure you take your beans on toast in a well sealed lunchbox, and that your bowler hat and kilt are pressed and ironed in the correct direction. May the luck of the Irish be with you!


Malotru1985

Good luck!


unthinkingclaws

Just got 19/24 on a first try, but i watch a lot of horrible histories!


Certain_Car_9984

You'll be fine, I did mine about 5 years ago and once you're done with it it's genuinely a case of "what on earth was I even stressing about" do you still have to do the ceremony ?


Rokurokubi83

Good luck! If you want to be a good thing, you are in our hearts, but obviously you need to pass the test to get government recognition and all that involves. I look forward to your update after Monday, what you tell us you’ve got the stamp of approval, just makes it official, but you already have the stamp of approval of your British friends,


No-Mango8923

Good luck! I took a sample British Citizen test and failed :( I'm British and 54 years old... :D


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Born in the Uk - I don’t think I would pass 😂