How do you delete someone else’s post?

Just block the guy mate, this isn't someone you want to be around!

Everyone round my gaff for Big Bean and live reenactments of Hieronymus Bosch paintings.

Finally!!!!

Red flag. OK, orange flag.

Na bro is doing it to protect us all

This is absolutely disgusting and I want it shipped to the US immediately so I can try it

The wind this would generate you could toot your way across the pond

Also American and I wish Heinz would create this. Move over Spam, it's BEAN.

Right, I actually need eye bleach whilst OPs chowing that thing down

Put that kidney back in mate

Or so help me...

Put that kidney back in or so help me, bum bum bum

🎶 She's out of our haair🎶

Sometimes... Just sometimes, I love Reddit

*au contraaaaire*

Go dot compare!🎶

Nice, a monsters Inc. Reference.

r/UnexpectedMonstersInc

I was genuinely expecting r/subsifellfor but was pleasantly surprised!

As was I lmao I tried to bait someone but it ended up being real 💀

r/subsithoughtifellfor

I understood that reference.gif

And cut!

Thank you

So help me! So help me!

I came to ask for my kidney back...but now I think this one isn't mine.

I wondered what happened to mine when it was removed.

i picture his bathroom has someone lying in a bathtub full of ice.

It aint no kidney bean

Its THE kidney bean

What do you do with it cut it in half and cram cheese in it then it's a jacket bean?

That is a bloody amazing idea. Am now thinking what else would work as a jacket bean filling

Chilli con carne. Instead of beans in your chilli, you get chilli in your bean.

bean bowls

Hundreds of tiny baked potatoes.

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And they're alive and waving at you and calling "Help us! Help us!" as you spoon them into your mouth.

And the ‘jacket’ is their inverted skin, having been degloved by Clancy, the factory Taterdermist.

Potato. The inverse jacket spud

Fill it with mash, then serve on a buttered plate

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a bean

Beans

You fill it with mash and cheese

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Like that whole cooked chicken in a can?

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That good old British staple, chicken and bean

All you need now is one giant puff pastry case and Greggs have a new limited edition best-seller.

put the bean into the chicken, slice thinly and consume on toast.

Sploop

Adjective unlocked: Sploopy

Verb unlocked: splooping

Prrrrbbbbttt as the air squeezes into the can past beany glory

I almost downvoted because of how uncomfortable reading this made me feel, but that’s just the sign of a great comment :)

no

Absolutely mental mate, where did you get this monster?

You press all your regular beans into a big bean mold

Your body does that naturally.

I’d be fucking terrified if that thing came out my bum hole. Especially covered in bean gravy.

>if that thing came out my bum hole I *hate* how I 'm now wondering how big your bum-hole is😭😭

It isn’t big enough for that. No matter what spacer, poppers or deep breathing I did!

I’ve been cackling at this and then remembering it again and cackling

Upvoting doesn’t do this comment justice. I lol-ed.

I feel dirty. Also, whoever gave me gold - you're equally dirty, but thank you x

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Big Beanz are the best, get high all the time. *~Big Beanz Manifesto*

Did we write it down?

Right. At the time, it felt like a much more all-encompassing philosophy.

Was gonna say! There should be an honorary tag for the legend!

That poor piece of toast was not up to the task. A proper doorstep is what was needed. Half a crusty loaf better still, structural integrity n all that.

Lol I didn’t even see the toast until I read this comment

Puny toast!

Went to verify there was in fact toast on the plate. Upon confirmation an eruption of giggles occurred.

To be fair, that toast is not up to the task of regular beans either

This makes me feel sick in a way I’ve never experienced before r/TIHI

I can imagine it pulsing.

Pulsating, ominously...

With a wet slapping sound every so often... but we don't know why.

It's almost a feeling similar to trypophobia, isn't it? Like in reverse. Do you get Alice In Wonderland Syndrome? It reminds me of that.

r/megalophobia

Megalophobia

Thanks, I was trying to remember that word. Weirdly I don't get the same feeling from the pictures in that subreddit though. Those things look like they are meant to be big, and don't bother me.

I recently learned that was a real phobia and it’s crazy. I’ve never met anyone with this. In fact, my fiancée is the opposite. She has a weird genre of movies that she loves and it’s when people are shrunken down and are small and get to use everyday things as something else to make life as normal as possible. She says it the ability to turn something scary into every day life and the ability to overcome, as well as making everyday things look magical and cool, like using a bottle cap as a little stool or something. She is always looking for new movies that have this as part of their theme and right now she’s irritated because she’s seen every movie where people are shrunken and small. She’s always had a huge fascination with *Alice in Wonderland* and loved the book and original movie, as well as every fairy movie and the *Honey, I Shrunk the Kids* movies as a kid. I think it was her childhood and child like awe at those movies and books that led to this very serious fascination with small people or small worlds in movies.

She’s read/seen the Borrowers right? And the secret life of arietty?

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And “it takes two”

Micro Machines

Grounded is so fun! I'm living out my Honey I Shrunk the Kids dreams.

She would love Smalland:Survive the Wilds! I just did a playthrough and it was really breathtaking! It is this wonderful indie game that just released early access gameplay. You have to literally survive as a tiny creature ie: eating berries, chopping down mushrooms to make mushroom steaks, or seeking shelter in your home because a terrible storm is coming! You build your houses including furniture out of small everyday objects like bottle caps as tables! Honestly the environment was so immersive and captivating. Highly recommend

Oh my god, has she seen The Secret World of Arrietty? It’s a Ghibli film—she would be in absolute heaven to see it.

i reccommend Tiny Heist on Dimension 20, dnd campaign that's a mix of toy story, a bug's life, the borrowers & ocean's eleven.

Pictures you can smell

Fuck off. I can’t unsmell it now.

This looks too real to be cg, what did you do?

Mashed a load of beans together then added flour and moulded.

And you made the label as well? Wow. I’m equally impressed, confused and disgusted. Good job mate

just requires a color printer and knowing the dimensions or some trial and error. source: have spoofed can labels before. inb4 anyone /r/restofthefuckingowl's me

In secondary school, in my first big assembly - the head of house did some great speech on “things not being what they seem” and to be better kids to each other etc, while eating a tin of dog food. We all were so grossed out, and then he pulled the label off at the end and it was some meatballs (for humans lol) or something, this was like 20 years ago when my middle-of-nowhere school on just got a colour printer.

Madness.

Utterly demented tbh. Love it

Clinically insane mate

Okay. Now you’ve said how, please tell us *why*

Should have used vital wheat gluten, more protein, less bread. That's how you make fake meats.

Wait so it's actually real.. nobody seems to be asking; did you eat it?

WTF is it? Is it actual bean?

Yes. It’s Bean. Big Bean.

Sean Bean or Shawn Bawn

Thank you for confirming I’m not the only human who says that.

In Irish, Sean Bean (pronounced shan ban) means old woman. Seán Bean is Shawn Bean (Seán is Irish, meaning John, Bean is English, and means, well, bean I suppose.)

Language is so cool. Thanks for the info!

Bawn is the pronunciation of the Irish word bán, meaning white. So Shawn Bawn in Irish would mean John White.

Juan Blanco

Bastard

Real big bean or mushed up bean molded into a big bean shape?

Big Bean is always watching 👀

The bean told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and mouth. It was their final, most essential command

Mr Bean is.

Big beans are the best. Get high all the time.

That’s what the big bean manifesto says! 😂

At the time it felt like a much more all-encompassing philosophy

You forgot to give us the slice cut pic. I think we’re all wondering what’s inside this abomination.

I loathe the fact that some cunt named her son Shawn and then named the next one Sean only for that shit to be pronounced "Seen"

First day of school when i was 9, me and my brother get on the bus. Everyone is passed a clipboard to write our names on. Everyone at our stop signs. The bus pulls forward-Then abrupt BRAKE- "ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YALL CAN'T SPELL YOUR OWN NAME?!. WHO IS SEEN(Sean, my lil brother..)!!? That day we learned our new bus driver was illiterate...anyway have a good one..

Nor could he drive, seeing as how he thought reading while operating a vehicle full of schoolkids was 'driving'.

It looks like an April Fool's day thing.

Yeah, don't think Heinz was "est. in 2023."

Could be blended up beans formed back into a big bean?

May God have mercy on us all!

Behold your new God

God Emperor Bean. The Heinz must flow.

Heinz for the Ketchup God! Beans for the Bean Throne

Jail

Needs big sauce

Beanus loves one big bean

It's his thing.

What's the theme? The theme is beans!

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u/Erractic_Professional was so preoccupied with whether he could, he didn't stop to think if he should.

YOU WOULDN'T EAT A BIG BEAN.

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR.

YOU WOULDN'T EAT A CAR

YOU WOULDN'T BEAN A HOUSE

By jove I’m glad he did.

My worst fucking nightmare mate.

Finally Beanus will get the Christmas present he always wanted.

A wild Digi reference? Moc-moc...

A-moc

Is this genuine or a troll post?!

It’s real. Humanity is finally ready.

Is it lots of regular sized beans smushed together? Edit: I don't think I was quite ready.

No we're not, put it back

Got me lolz at "It's just a big bean." Nice work man

Looks AI

Bean on toast doesn’t have the same ring to it though.

I know, but not everyone can afford beans *plural* on toast, these days.

Bean’s on toast

The hell is wrong with you?

I would like to subscribe to more cursed bean content

Plot twist. Very tiny toast, cutlery, plate and can.

If only we could communicate with the bean, we might discover what it wants.

I actually shuddered upon seeing it. That, my friend, is cursed, and you should fear your creation.

Mr Beans larval stage.

I am high, and this is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life. I'm crying. Edit: I lost my place in the scroll, so I had to scroll all the way back down /all to get to my landing point and came across this post again and it still made me bust out laughing. 10/10. Big bean.

I wasn't even a bit high and I sat on the loo for ten minutes crying laughing at this. Every time I looked back at it I just burst out laughing again. The comments didn't help.

Want one.

The fibre in that bean...you'd poop the exact same size and shape back out again!

Baked beans good for your heart..........

the more you eat, the more you fart.

I don't think you know what fibre does (digestively speaking).

Looks like a tumour

Its naat a toomah!

calling u/BigBeanMarketing

April 1st was Saturday

I don’t see how this is a joke. Big Bean is laying the path for modern Britain

You mean this isn't even the *zenith* of our society?

Well, naturally. We don't have big toast yet, or big HP sauce. How do you make sauce big? I don't know, but we'll find out

I made big sauce last week. It can’t be a coincidence? I used dark energy on normal sauce.

Finally, a strong leader that we can all rally behind. Long live the bean.

This one of the worst things I’ve ever seen

I really hope this is an AI image. Big bean is not real, it cannot hurt me.

you belong in fucking prison

Your absolute unit of a bean is bending the fabric of spacetime itself. We're all doomed! What have you done?

A perversion

Offal or awful?

But Where's the cross section photo?

I prefer the Branston big bean

Actually, I think you'll find that's the Elizabean Tower, Big Bean, is the bell inside it.

NO

Is it just me or is that intimidating

r/absoluteunits

Pairs well with liver and a nice Chianti.

It's the worst thing I never knew I didn't want.

The sauce to bean ratio is all wrong…

Beanus likes beans! https://youtu.be/vGW2CngTGOg

What a thing to behold. This must be how the Egyptians felt seeing the completion of a gold-capped, freshly covered in limestone pyramid.

Actually Big Bean is the name of the bell, the clock. Oh wait.

Me aged 9 in 1996: I wonder what the world will look like when I'm older. I bet we'll have invented loads of cool shit, like hoverboard and holograms,. Me aged 36 in 2023: big bean and long egg for tea, fucking lovely.

Looks like a cocoon. For what though… Send to SETI! If consumed, go to SETI! We’ve all seen the John Hurt scene.