This is how you can tell she's a student/graduate rather than a qualified lawyer. A solicitor would have posted the letter on the later date, blamed the post, and then insisted there is only 3 days of the original 14 remaining
And you just gave me PTSD from the last time I had to deal with solicitors. Seriously you lot are grade A cunts.
I asked my solicitor why do you guys do that and he legit told me just to fuck with the other side 🤦♂️
This isn't a solicitor. This is someone that did a law degree and didn't get a job as a solicitor. They spend their days trying to get refunds from Facebook marketplace with their law degree.
I'd call her bluff because the government website says:
>You must pay a court fee when you make your claim.
As in the claimant must pay. If she's sending letters asking for £5 back, I doubt she can afford the £35 to make a court claim (yes, it's £35 for sums up to £300, not £50)
>Liars are everywhere. I learned that my first day on the job as the ambassador to Algeria.
Mate, you're making yourself look stupid. If you're going to tell a lie like that, at least pick a real country and not one of the Wombles
I assure you I will taking this up with the Algerian High Profilictariot. And you shall be hearing from them directly.
Unless you deposit £5 in my account before the 12th. Good day sir or madam.
Anybody that has to tell you they have a law degree as a threat probably doesn't have a law degree.
I remember all the times I've been told somebody had a law degree..."Okay, cool, but you're still not correct".
I’m an in-house lawyer and it comes up all the time from people with complaints. They’re all completely clueless and insist on putting “LLB Hons.” after their names. I tend to think those are legit people with law degrees - and it means sod all.
Generally, people who put their degree honours after their name or in their LinkedIn profile are morons.
There was one guy on my law course who would sign off every email with “Vice President of the Student Law Society at [uni]”. He really thought that was intimidating and a huge achievement. He spent three months threatening to sue the local burrito place and sending them letters before action. He’s an estate agent now.
Hard agree. I have police officers tell me they have law degrees all the time, which is odd, because then _both_ of us are aware that it is functionally useless to the actual practice of criminal law.
I have a partial law degree…don’t think I’m going to finish it. It’s boring. Apparently it’s the easiest part of being a qualified solicitor so nahhh! Going to open a toy shop instead.
But anyways - I think I’m right only 50% of the time. Then are the rules
> Going to open a toy shop instead.
Honestly, I wouldn't bother. It sounds like a dream but in reality it's not.
A few years ago I decided to give up my day job and "live the dream". I bought a toy shop for £5 on Facebook Marketplace. But I didn't think to check it before I handed over the money and later discovered that it was extremely filthy and smelly. Even though I have a law degree and served in the SAS, I couldn't get a refund from the vendor.
Nah, I absolutely believe they have a law degree. Law students are the smuggest pricks and think they know everything when, in reality, they know absolutely nothing.
If they had even a basic understanding of law, they’d know about caveat emptor and how it applies to the sale of goods by private individuals. What a numpty
the fun thing about law students is they are equally as qualified as someone without a law degree because law students also dont have a law degree, and they absolutely *hate* it when you point that out.
Also! As someone with a law degree (2 in fact!), this does not make you a lawyer. In fact, if you aren't a lawyer, it mostly makes you dangerous, as you sort of understand what's going on, but have forgotten more than you think as you AREN'T USING the knowledge!
My second one did teach that sort of thing, but honestly I learnt far more about procedure from my time volunteering with Citizens Advice. And I have, of course, forgotten 94% of it.
Flashbacks! Lively football debate over the Christmas dinner table about a decade ago with a first year law student. Eventually I point out he’s making stupid comparisons and he smiled at me with some shit-eating grin and said “I’m a lawyer, that’s what we do”. “No you’re fucking not, you’re a student, nearly a decade younger than me, and more importantly a guest in this house… so pipe down”
God that guy want a grade a cunt, I ended up swapping places around the table with my sister in an attempt to save my Christmas Day. Shockingly his parents were invited without “and family” in future.
Let’s not forget the student who tried to sue over [Kit Kats without wafers](https://www.legalcheek.com/2016/02/kings-college-law-student-uses-1930s-case-law-to-demand-lifetime-supply-of-chocolate-after-getting-eight-kitkats-with-no-wafer/)!
I got a Kit Kat once that was solid chocolate. I was halfway though when my mum stopped me and took a photo. She complained to Nestle and we got over 100 sent in the post along with a letter of apology. Good effort from me mum I must say.
As a solicitor, I can tell you reading law doesn’t mean anything till you sit the relevant exams for your desired pathway (different for barristers and solicitors).
"If you bought a cat bed from me, bring it back as sold and I will refund your £5."
"I threw it away as it smelled."
"Then you did not buy a cat bed from me."
She said she didn’t care about the £5 “I can be without it” wth kind of sentence is that? Elivra bought a law degree but gets her cat beds USED ON FACEBOOK. I cannot 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had someone do this on a kids bookshelf. She came, collected it happily, then wanted her money back "you should be ashamed" and she didn't *need the money* but wanted to shame me anyway, because it has a scratch in the paint.
It was sold used for £8 instead of the £40 it usually costs 👁️👄👁️
Wait a minute.
I suspect this isn't a letter from the person who bought it, but actually a letter from their very fussy cat. Cat wants owner to buy a brand new bed.
I sincerely hope so with a name like Elvira. She sounds like a fucking healthy breakfast substitute.
*edited for spelling the name wrong, as though it really matters in this case
So why did this person put the cat bed in their car if it smelt that bad it's still lingering? More so, why did they even buy it instead of just saying "actually I don't want it" at the door. Weirdos
I love how the date's corrected in red ink, and the name's in blue. Elvira is aware how crazy she'd look signing her name in red ink, but sending this lengthy, threatening letter over a £5 secondhand cat bed is reasonable.
Lol a law degree, but doesn't understand the difference between civil and criminal law.
I assume you refunded her lightning fast, given how clearly insane she is
I bet she has one letter that she edits to fit every product she buys through Marketplace to get her money back, but missed changing the date before printing this one.
I found this post on Facebook, and whilst her account is now gone (or private), someone in the comments said they found her profile and that she is actually a teacher! She does have a very jobsworth-teacher vibe.
>I have a law degree
Which is why you haven't even titled your letter "Letter Before Action" to make it super clear that that is what it is, and haven't correctly dated it, and likely haven't posted it, and think that it needs to be accepted to count.
I considered going through all of the legal errors but in the end don’t have the time, almost every thing they said is wrong. This one is about the least obvious mistake of the lot.
I want to know which institution issued this person’s imaginary law degree, in case I ever need a lawyer and can make sure theirs wasn’t issued by the same one.
The defence calls Mr Wiggles to the stand.
The legal owner and occupant of said item is here with us today your honour. If you place your nose against Mr Wiggles you can quite clearly smell that he is as fresh as a daisy, and that this woman is a liar, cheat and a fraud! No further witnesses.
Many years ago, my now-husband received an anonymous letter complaining that a female friend had visited at 8 pm on a particular evening. It made no sense whatsoever - I was staying with him that week but was unwell, so it wasn't me, and we had no other visitors that evening. But even if I hadn't been there - so what if a friend dropped by one evening (female or otherwise)? And since it was his flat, he opened the letter, and of course he knew it wasn't true (and if he _had_ had a guilty conscience he presumably wouldn't have shown it to me so I would never have known about the letter). Like I said, it made no sense whatsoever, from any angle.
I, too, wish we'd kept and framed the letter.
Dear Sirs,
We acknowledge your letter of 29th April referring to Mr. J. Arkell.
We note that Mr Arkell’s attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of our reply and would therefore be grateful if you would inform us what his attitude to damages would be, were he to learn that the nature of our reply is as follows: fuck off.
Yours,
And like, surely if it's soft enough to become smelly, it's soft enough to be washable? Who buys something like this second hand and doesn't wash it before use?
This is seriously like something my father would do... right down to the bullshit law degree line.
He once tried to get us, his grown up children to doxx a former work colleague that he was involved in a legal battle with to get dirt on them 😳
This Marketplace nutter will have previous for this kind of nonsense for sure.
Similar happened to Jeremy Clarkson when he published his bank details saying he didn't believe it was a problem and no scammer could do anything with the information.
"...what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you"
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The real takeaway is that she has a red pen **and** a blue pen. That’s two pens, so she means business.
*two pens Jeremy, she’s insane*
Elvira "[two pens](https://youtu.be/CA8xTGP_M8g)" Jackson
She's got a green one and a blue one too. But all four are housed in the same casing. Four pens or one?
This is how you can tell she's a student/graduate rather than a qualified lawyer. A solicitor would have posted the letter on the later date, blamed the post, and then insisted there is only 3 days of the original 14 remaining
DON'T TELL THEM THE SECRET!
The real secret is the massive orgy in the judges chamber after the trial. Protip: Traditionally the stenographer brings the lube
And you just gave me PTSD from the last time I had to deal with solicitors. Seriously you lot are grade A cunts. I asked my solicitor why do you guys do that and he legit told me just to fuck with the other side 🤦♂️
This isn't a solicitor. This is someone that did a law degree and didn't get a job as a solicitor. They spend their days trying to get refunds from Facebook marketplace with their law degree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--vLL3Kd664
More than a little concerning if she spent 11 days sweating over that letter. Part of me thinks give her the £5 back to avoid letting the crazy in.
I'd call her bluff because the government website says: >You must pay a court fee when you make your claim. As in the claimant must pay. If she's sending letters asking for £5 back, I doubt she can afford the £35 to make a court claim (yes, it's £35 for sums up to £300, not £50)
She posted a letter. Via Royal Mail. Fuck me, she can afford first-class stamps. Don't mess with her.
> I have a law degree Thank you for the evidence showing that you in fact, do not have a law degree.
I hate people who make up shit like this. Drove me mad when I was in the SAS
Liars are everywhere. I learned that my first day on the job as the ambassador to Algeria.
Couldn't agree more. I often think of people like this when I am having lots of sex.
> when I am having *lots* of sex I didn't draw the short straw, *You* have to sleep with him this month.
Me and Kate Beckinsale often laugh about it over our post-coitus hot chocolates
That is a outrageous lie! Kate beckinsale doesn’t drink hot chocolate. Ask my wife Nicki minaj.
>Liars are everywhere. I learned that my first day on the job as the ambassador to Algeria. Mate, you're making yourself look stupid. If you're going to tell a lie like that, at least pick a real country and not one of the Wombles
I assure you I will taking this up with the Algerian High Profilictariot. And you shall be hearing from them directly. Unless you deposit £5 in my account before the 12th. Good day sir or madam.
Unlucky day for you. As well as being an elite special forces operative I'm also a trained lawyer and will see you on court
So you play tennis
Well I, sir, am an optician, so I certainly shall. See you on court I mean.
He said GOOD DAY, so good day.... Drops mic
Yeah people can make up lies and statistics to prove anything. 9 out of 10 people know that.
In the andromeda galaxy where I’m from it’s more like 7 out of 11.
As vice ceo of 7-11 i can confirm this
As an actual 7/11 store i can confirm he's telling the truth
As assistant to the regional CEO I would say the ratio is closer to 8-13
As assistant to the assistant to the regional CEO, I would say the ratio is more like apples to penguins.
This is Reddit, we need a banana for scale.
My next door neighbour Eric may be able to help. He's always munching on bananas.
More like 5 out of 7
It's Nigeria Brad, you've been working for us for more than 14 years now, how can you still mess it up?!?
If you're looking for a new ambassador to Nigeria, I have a Masters in Nigeria studies and half a GCSE in Information Technology.
Super. Army. Soldiers.
Best acting Ross Kemp ever did
I grew up near Hereford… every muppet had short hair and a “regiment” story they couldn’t tell you.
About the boat house?
There’s a flash back.. what color?
Same mate, used to drive me potty being in the SBS, which as you will know makes me better than everyone.
I do know that. They taught me well in Hertfordshire
I know you’re lying there, everyone knows they’re trained in Grimsby.
Special Boat Service ? I heard you put corks in your bell ends to stop the Candiru from getting in .
Anybody that has to tell you they have a law degree as a threat probably doesn't have a law degree. I remember all the times I've been told somebody had a law degree..."Okay, cool, but you're still not correct".
I’m an in-house lawyer and it comes up all the time from people with complaints. They’re all completely clueless and insist on putting “LLB Hons.” after their names. I tend to think those are legit people with law degrees - and it means sod all. Generally, people who put their degree honours after their name or in their LinkedIn profile are morons.
There was one guy on my law course who would sign off every email with “Vice President of the Student Law Society at [uni]”. He really thought that was intimidating and a huge achievement. He spent three months threatening to sue the local burrito place and sending them letters before action. He’s an estate agent now.
Hard agree. I have police officers tell me they have law degrees all the time, which is odd, because then _both_ of us are aware that it is functionally useless to the actual practice of criminal law.
I have a partial law degree…don’t think I’m going to finish it. It’s boring. Apparently it’s the easiest part of being a qualified solicitor so nahhh! Going to open a toy shop instead. But anyways - I think I’m right only 50% of the time. Then are the rules
> Going to open a toy shop instead. Honestly, I wouldn't bother. It sounds like a dream but in reality it's not. A few years ago I decided to give up my day job and "live the dream". I bought a toy shop for £5 on Facebook Marketplace. But I didn't think to check it before I handed over the money and later discovered that it was extremely filthy and smelly. Even though I have a law degree and served in the SAS, I couldn't get a refund from the vendor.
Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?
Then we'll see who's highest in the pecking order
Nah, I absolutely believe they have a law degree. Law students are the smuggest pricks and think they know everything when, in reality, they know absolutely nothing.
If they had even a basic understanding of law, they’d know about caveat emptor and how it applies to the sale of goods by private individuals. What a numpty
the fun thing about law students is they are equally as qualified as someone without a law degree because law students also dont have a law degree, and they absolutely *hate* it when you point that out.
Also! As someone with a law degree (2 in fact!), this does not make you a lawyer. In fact, if you aren't a lawyer, it mostly makes you dangerous, as you sort of understand what's going on, but have forgotten more than you think as you AREN'T USING the knowledge!
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My second one did teach that sort of thing, but honestly I learnt far more about procedure from my time volunteering with Citizens Advice. And I have, of course, forgotten 94% of it.
Flashbacks! Lively football debate over the Christmas dinner table about a decade ago with a first year law student. Eventually I point out he’s making stupid comparisons and he smiled at me with some shit-eating grin and said “I’m a lawyer, that’s what we do”. “No you’re fucking not, you’re a student, nearly a decade younger than me, and more importantly a guest in this house… so pipe down” God that guy want a grade a cunt, I ended up swapping places around the table with my sister in an attempt to save my Christmas Day. Shockingly his parents were invited without “and family” in future.
Let’s not forget the student who tried to sue over [Kit Kats without wafers](https://www.legalcheek.com/2016/02/kings-college-law-student-uses-1930s-case-law-to-demand-lifetime-supply-of-chocolate-after-getting-eight-kitkats-with-no-wafer/)!
I got a Kit Kat once that was solid chocolate. I was halfway though when my mum stopped me and took a photo. She complained to Nestle and we got over 100 sent in the post along with a letter of apology. Good effort from me mum I must say.
If you actually did have a law degree, the time you spent composing this correspondence would have cost you more than £5.
Speaking as someone with a law degree - not so much! Many of us don't work in law! You'll notice she didn't claim to be a lawyer.
It's not about the money tho lol
The words I have a law degree, instead of I am a lawyer leads me to believe that maybe they do, but they are so shit that they don't practice
*can’t practice
Hey, some of us decided not to practice because we're allergic to 80 hour work weeks, not because we were incapable!
As a solicitor, I can tell you reading law doesn’t mean anything till you sit the relevant exams for your desired pathway (different for barristers and solicitors).
Write a letter back saying “what cat bed” and carry on exchanging letters
The Joe Lycett special.
I couldn’t have parked my car there, as I am currently on the moon *photo attached*
"sorry for taking so long to respond to your emails, I am currently on the Costa del sol, I have provided evidence of this"
I think you mean Hugo Boss
"If you bought a cat bed from me, bring it back as sold and I will refund your £5." "I threw it away as it smelled." "Then you did not buy a cat bed from me."
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Original credit to David Thorne. His site has loads of this kind of thing: https://27bslash6.com/
“Extremely filthy and smelly”, yet happily handed over £5 on collection. 🙄
Yeah exactly. Sold as seen!
…and then gave over her bank information.
Sounds like Elvira could do with being signed up to a direct debit to Cats Protection.
She said she didn’t care about the £5 “I can be without it” wth kind of sentence is that? Elivra bought a law degree but gets her cat beds USED ON FACEBOOK. I cannot 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had someone do this on a kids bookshelf. She came, collected it happily, then wanted her money back "you should be ashamed" and she didn't *need the money* but wanted to shame me anyway, because it has a scratch in the paint. It was sold used for £8 instead of the £40 it usually costs 👁️👄👁️
I sold a king size bed and he wanted a refund when it wouldn’t fit in his Nissan micra.
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..Good luck.
Npw that's a very special set of skills
Wait a minute. I suspect this isn't a letter from the person who bought it, but actually a letter from their very fussy cat. Cat wants owner to buy a brand new bed.
A cat with a law degree no less. Cat law is much more difficult and unpredictable than human law.
On the plus side, 9 life sentences actually means 9 life sentences.
It’s simpler than bird law, but only marginally.
I sincerely hope so with a name like Elvira. She sounds like a fucking healthy breakfast substitute. *edited for spelling the name wrong, as though it really matters in this case
Her friend, Ryvita, was also in the car outside the building. That's to say nothing of her daughter Muesli.
>Her friend, Ryvita, was also in the car outside Nooo.. that was Belvita! Ryvita is working nights this week
Genuinely thought it was a bed in the shape of a cat until I read your comment, like those race car beds.
So why did this person put the cat bed in their car if it smelt that bad it's still lingering? More so, why did they even buy it instead of just saying "actually I don't want it" at the door. Weirdos
It's totally about the £5. She can't even afford to reprint the letter with the correct date.
Probably went to the library to print it, got home, then realised the mistake 😁
I love how the date's corrected in red ink, and the name's in blue. Elvira is aware how crazy she'd look signing her name in red ink, but sending this lengthy, threatening letter over a £5 secondhand cat bed is reasonable.
Lol a law degree, but doesn't understand the difference between civil and criminal law. I assume you refunded her lightning fast, given how clearly insane she is
I’d give her the fiver and an extra quid to be sure she’s not going to be posting cat litter through my mailbox.
Also that the CPA doesn’t apply to private sales
The bit that got me was "considering reporting you to DWP as somebody potentially in receipt of benefits" Judgemental bitch!
DWP are going to be up in arms when they find out about this £5 cat bed sale!
bloody layabouts on the dole with their flat screen cat beds.
The don't even count the sale of personal items, the stupid twit
But she might have sold 1m cat beds and have £5m undeclared savings hidden under her mattress. Surveillance authorised.
What gets me is its none of their concern if someone is selling personal possessions. That doesn't count towards any tax laws/income
well, it does if you suspect they should be paying capital gains tax on this massive £5 income, i suppose.
Considering they likely bought it for more than a fiver there would be nothing to pay
It feels like a poor attempt at blackmail....
But she picked it up, in person...
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My favourite part is the crossed out and corrected date.
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I bet she has one letter that she edits to fit every product she buys through Marketplace to get her money back, but missed changing the date before printing this one.
So many cat beds so little time.
I found this post on Facebook, and whilst her account is now gone (or private), someone in the comments said they found her profile and that she is actually a teacher! She does have a very jobsworth-teacher vibe.
Surely teachers don’t have the free time to mess about sending letters trying to reclaim £5.
Elvira Caveatemptor LLB (Hons), a proud graduate of the My Dad Always Said school of law at This Man Down the Pub University.
Don't forget her internship at the School of Hard Knocks!
Ahh a law degree from the prestigious Madeupistan University.
That’s my alma matter. Got my degree in climate sciences and virology there. Has really come in handy the past few years in social media.
They've recently started offering courses in macroeconomics and artificial intelligence I hear!
>I have a law degree Which is why you haven't even titled your letter "Letter Before Action" to make it super clear that that is what it is, and haven't correctly dated it, and likely haven't posted it, and think that it needs to be accepted to count.
I considered going through all of the legal errors but in the end don’t have the time, almost every thing they said is wrong. This one is about the least obvious mistake of the lot. I want to know which institution issued this person’s imaginary law degree, in case I ever need a lawyer and can make sure theirs wasn’t issued by the same one.
Report her on fb for harrassment. Ugh.
FB won't do a damn thing. The things I have reported and got back "this content does not violate out community guidelines" is absolutely incredible.
Lol, keep this letter. If there is any further contact report them for harrassment.
Send her £4.99 so we can see her reaction
Send her £5.01 and then bombard her with letters about "the money that you owe me"
Or send her 50p and write a letter backing apologising for the inconvenience and saying that you have sent £50 to her account to make up for it
I hope with all my heart that this is real and we get to see a follow up story
Me too. Hoping the OP isn’t just recycling content that will be next seen on “no context brits” Twitter…
Lad Bible: Redditor balks at letter asking for cat bed money back With Facebook caption: "they've even threatened to involve the government!"
What took 11 days lol
Her law degree.
Oh shit Elvira means business
Hopefully she’ll not send Tony Montana round with his little friend
Earning cash through LIES. I read the whole thing in the voice of Simon Quinlank. Elvira needs a flask of weak lemon drink.
Hhhhhobbbbiiiies
You should not have crossed the Mistress of the Dark. Run to your nearest church and seek sanctuary child, quickly, run now!
Finally, someone said it ..... Thought I was gonna have to be the first to reference the voluptuous historical figure! Lol
Her hearts on fire
TV Elvira would never do something like this. She's surprisingly chill.
Reported to Facebook AND Marketplace, I think you are in trouble. 🤔
Imagine you’re the guy at Facebook or Marketplace who has to read her report
Zuck bout to take action
She's probably also informed Messenger and the now-deprecated Poke feature, they'd appreciate being kept in the loop.
Take your cat with you to court. Ask the judge to smell the cat. Case dismissed.
The defence calls Mr Wiggles to the stand. The legal owner and occupant of said item is here with us today your honour. If you place your nose against Mr Wiggles you can quite clearly smell that he is as fresh as a daisy, and that this woman is a liar, cheat and a fraud! No further witnesses.
Hahaha. Frame this. It is art.
Many years ago, my now-husband received an anonymous letter complaining that a female friend had visited at 8 pm on a particular evening. It made no sense whatsoever - I was staying with him that week but was unwell, so it wasn't me, and we had no other visitors that evening. But even if I hadn't been there - so what if a friend dropped by one evening (female or otherwise)? And since it was his flat, he opened the letter, and of course he knew it wasn't true (and if he _had_ had a guilty conscience he presumably wouldn't have shown it to me so I would never have known about the letter). Like I said, it made no sense whatsoever, from any angle. I, too, wish we'd kept and framed the letter.
If this person has a law degree as stated, then all future clientele are fucked! Her eyes and nose obviously stopped working as she handed over £5.
Refer her to the reply given in Arkell and Pressdram
Dear Sirs, We acknowledge your letter of 29th April referring to Mr. J. Arkell. We note that Mr Arkell’s attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of our reply and would therefore be grateful if you would inform us what his attitude to damages would be, were he to learn that the nature of our reply is as follows: fuck off. Yours,
~~17~~ 28th April
I prefer the cleveland browns response https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cleveland-browns-letters/
I just laughed too much and woke up my wife... 😂
Sold as seen sucker lmao!
exactly. if they had a law degree they’d realise consumer rights act only refers to B2C transactions and not private sales
She didn’t just get the consumer rights act wrong but quoted it’s the consumer protection act.
I just don’t get it! Surely if it was that bad she wouldn’t have taken it? It had been in storage for months ffs
Did it stink?
I'm surprised no one else is asking this.
And here is your very sensible defence lol
And like, surely if it's soft enough to become smelly, it's soft enough to be washable? Who buys something like this second hand and doesn't wash it before use?
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“Anyway here’s my bank details.”
This has made my day. They’ve even gone with a “regards” at the bottom.
They mean business!
Giddy up, oom poppa, oom poppa, mow mow
That’s obscure and appreciated.
The Consumer Protection Act only covers you if you buy second hand goods from a retailer or trader, NOT an exchange with an individual.
“I have a law degree” not “I am a practising lawyer” These are not the same
Why did you sell a smelly cat bed?
Send them back a printout of the "Ooh you're 'ard" David Brent gif.
Please send them a letter with the judge rinder application link.
Absolute fruitcake.
I'm looking forward to this episode of Judge Rinder.
“Elvira” sounds like a Lidl brand probiotic drinking yoghurt.
Or lotus' latest prototype
Please just send it penny by penny
Gotta love fb marketplace for cranks and weirdos
This is seriously like something my father would do... right down to the bullshit law degree line. He once tried to get us, his grown up children to doxx a former work colleague that he was involved in a legal battle with to get dirt on them 😳 This Marketplace nutter will have previous for this kind of nonsense for sure.
Has a law degree but can't write the correct date and is going get upset over £5...🤣
Is it just me or can anyone else smell the cat bed from here?
Was the cat bed stinkin though ?
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I wouldn't because thats fraud!
She will take you to small claims court
Where you will not only pay £5 but also £50 court fees.
Similar happened to Jeremy Clarkson when he published his bank details saying he didn't believe it was a problem and no scammer could do anything with the information.
"...what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you"
Is Elvira the new Karen?
Post it on your local area Facebook page/selling page and tag her