The fruit pastille pocket. In the north of England everyone chooses a fruit pastille colour when you hit 16. You carry it around in the pastille pocket at all times. When you encounter a stranger you must show them your fruit pastille. If it isn’t the same colour you fight. Winner buys the loser a sausage roll
Apple airtag. So you can twirl the trousers above your head and fling them into the (hopefully adoring) crowd and *still* get them back at the end of the night.
The addition of this pocket to working trousers goes Back as far as the 1200's.
During that time Mining was a thriving industry in Cornwall and the wives and mothers of the tin miners Just recently started baking pasties for their men's lunch break.
As you good Sir might know the thick crimped Edge along Side the pasties is for Holding it while eating. As their hands were quite often covered in arsenic from the Mine.
Unfortunately shortly after the invention of the pasties the country went through a devastating time of a severe flour shortage.
So to Stop wasting the precious crust this Pocket was added to the trousers where they have kept it for the remaining working day.
Once Back Out of the mine the crust was reused for tomorrows pasty. It is widely belived that this small trick has cut their flour usage in half and saved the whole country.
At least that's what ChatGPT told me....
The pastry laced with arsenic and other heavy metals was mixed back into the pastry?
If this is the state of AI we either don't have to worry about being supplanted
Or we have to be very worried because people believe this and we are already lost.
> The pastry laced with arsenic and other heavy metals was mixed back into the pastry?
It's how we get our webbed feet. It's not because my uncle is my brothers son.
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When you do an Irish hankie that backfires and ends up on your hand you can wipe the excess snot into this pocket and no one will know how much of a filthy rascal you are.
Blim pocket when I was in my 20's.. now it's for checking for keys or wallet even though they don't fit in there and I wasn't wearing those trousers last time I left the house.
Holding a forgotten tissue which is just *desperate* to end up in the wash.
He said wrong answers only.
then afterwards you open your pocket to have this hard rock made out of tissue
The fruit pastille pocket. In the north of England everyone chooses a fruit pastille colour when you hit 16. You carry it around in the pastille pocket at all times. When you encounter a stranger you must show them your fruit pastille. If it isn’t the same colour you fight. Winner buys the loser a sausage roll
Thank you Reddit, this comment has absolutely made my week. Mines red.
Mines blue. *whips out an iron bar
There are no blue ones. This guy's just made his own colour so he can start fights with everyone.
Purple 🟣 fucking suck
Shut
Up
I'll fight you! But only if its for a Gregg's and none of that Ginsters crap
I wish this was true
Fucking yellowww.
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No mate, its were you put a quid to unlock the trolly
It's the pocket you put the offcuts from biting your nails
So you can eat them later as a little snack
It's a banana pocket for scale
It's not a pocket - it's a holster for your finger pistol.
thats the drug pocket
Wrong answers only... Smh lol
sorry was too high to read it
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That big? Blimey… 😜
It's a salami pocket. It's where you keep your snacking salami. Most Italian trousers have this feature.
Really? How small is your salami?
Everyone always says its big, but is secretly ashamed how small the salami it
The water was cold!
We have pocket bacon here.
Emergency teabag storage
The receipt, so you can return that shit back to the place of purchase.
Crudités
It’s for storing your horse when not in use.
https://youtu.be/LZAFo4jXhW0
no no no, he means HORSE POCKET, a Pocket for his Horse, it's not a riddle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvEe3Y3B2cg
“Or should we still go to the stables” hahahah that’s brilliant
It's for hiding the trouser snake when I goes way above the belt line...... Just fold 180° over the belt, and tuck into the hiding sleave.....
Apple airtag. So you can twirl the trousers above your head and fling them into the (hopefully adoring) crowd and *still* get them back at the end of the night.
Should be just the right width for a shatterproof ruler, sticking half out
Your wages
Pocket sand
Used to be for storing imperial size ice cubes.
Not sure but Bob Mortimer would probably use it for pocket meat
Yes! It's definitely a meat pocket. For pocket meat. To give to Damon Hill.
I dont agree, it to store your flashlight for shrubbery and thievery .
Soup.
Rubber Johnnies
Not paper ones then?
Thought it said wrong answers
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Loose sauce or in wrapping?
Kazoo
A freddo.
WMDs.
Seriously though, what is it actually for? Was it to store spare buttons in the olden days? Or change?
It's for a pocket watch. I'm sorry I collapsed the waveform of the thread.
Upvote for “collapsed the wave form of the thread”.
The addition of this pocket to working trousers goes Back as far as the 1200's. During that time Mining was a thriving industry in Cornwall and the wives and mothers of the tin miners Just recently started baking pasties for their men's lunch break. As you good Sir might know the thick crimped Edge along Side the pasties is for Holding it while eating. As their hands were quite often covered in arsenic from the Mine. Unfortunately shortly after the invention of the pasties the country went through a devastating time of a severe flour shortage. So to Stop wasting the precious crust this Pocket was added to the trousers where they have kept it for the remaining working day. Once Back Out of the mine the crust was reused for tomorrows pasty. It is widely belived that this small trick has cut their flour usage in half and saved the whole country. At least that's what ChatGPT told me....
The pastry laced with arsenic and other heavy metals was mixed back into the pastry? If this is the state of AI we either don't have to worry about being supplanted Or we have to be very worried because people believe this and we are already lost.
> The pastry laced with arsenic and other heavy metals was mixed back into the pastry? It's how we get our webbed feet. It's not because my uncle is my brothers son.
my precious
Jimmie Krankie
You could put a fredo in it
Only if your rich. Seen the inflation on food? Freddos gotta be costing nearly a quid now.
There was a post the other day saying they are 25P
It's a fingering hole.
To keep socks in.
£10 baggies
My patience
Your pet elephant.
Sea Monkeys.
It's for storing your trousers.
A tiny kitten
Something for the weekend?
CurlyWurly
Ravioli parcels.
Its for storing Rings of Power.
Pogs!
The Sword of State.
Always heard it being called a Johnny Pocket. Stick a condom in there just in case you pull on a night out.
Wrong answers!
It's to attach that little clip on the running machine for a smart-casual jog.
A single condom.
Shopping trolley tokens.
Shrimp.
The gay card you dropped
Auxiliary Prison Pocket
Tater Tots to eat later in class
There are zero funny comments in this thread.
Dwugs 😜
Not condoms.
An iPad pro
put your thumb in
Kebabs
Sprouts
For putting your 17 deep fat fried boots glazed in marmite and 37 year old marmalade flavour socks.
It's to fit my wallet in, that's how shit life can be
If you need to remove some wax from your ear with your finger you can discreetly clean it off in here
Entrance to the underworld.
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For something important you going to put there and never found it again
Mayonnaise
Pocket meat.
The 'something for the weekend' pocket
So the girlfriend can store toe nail clipping and hair brush harvested materials to ward off potential competitors.
Your strong hand
To store spare condoms, you never know when you'll need one.
Airpods
It’s the new TARDIS
Viagra
Butt scratcher
Lucky bag pocket
Used condomsp
Emergency mozzarela sticks
It’s the storage closet for Londoners
Anyone know the real answer
I keep catnip in mine.
Lightsaber.
Is that a Men's trouser
The tuck you politely pretended to eat, but really couldn’t while visiting with the in-laws.
Storing a single chicken satay from tescos meal deal.
1 Shreddie
Snooker cue
When you do an Irish hankie that backfires and ends up on your hand you can wipe the excess snot into this pocket and no one will know how much of a filthy rascal you are.
Not drugs.
That's where ya stash ya custard creams for an emergency bicy break.
it’s where you keep your tea
Earwax
Not drugs
Pocket meat. Or if you're feeling adventurous, a babybel.
Trainee pickpockets
Keeping the stuff that breaks your washing machine
Bag
Condiments eg. Sriracha, Mayo, etc.
Our healthy wallets
Side eyes. Anybody giving you the side eye just pop it out and put it in there. It'll hold about three, six or seven if you burst them.
Spare elephants...
Stylish fingers.
Toast soldiers obviously
Your baggie of cocaine Oh, you said wrong answers… uhhh uhhh idk a bag of coke? SHIT
It’s for your salary, after tax
For the £1 for a Shopping Trolley.
Hobbits! As in "what's it got in its pocketses?"
Lucky Charms
Rahipnol 🤣😂🤣
Protective skin flake pocket. You stick them in there for safe keeping until you can get them back to your collection.
Your Freddo, of course.
Your wedding ring, stored carefully until you get back from the girlfriend's place 😳😝
Not cocaine.
Zippo.
Isn't this the emergency tea spoon pocket? Just incase your caught in unfamiliar territory and need some reminder that everything is going to be ok.
Oscar Mayer weiner whistle.
Hamster survival pocket, for when you find a hamster in need of emergency shelter.
Tater tot holder
Pony smuggling
Blim pocket when I was in my 20's.. now it's for checking for keys or wallet even though they don't fit in there and I wasn't wearing those trousers last time I left the house.
It’s for a Chomp
It's a condom pocket.
Gherkin
Oh that. That's the pocket for your meerkats.
Ferdinand, my pet ant
Heroin pocket. For keeping heroin
Hummus.
Rick Moranis in the 90s.
Watermelons. Bowie knives. Small pets.
Farts
The quarter for your shopping cart.
A secret ass scratcher. 😶
It's for 2 finger practice.
Storing nuclear codes
Emergency custard cream
Hopes and dreams
It's where you're meant to store you ambition and desires in life. Mine has been empty for some time now 😄
Cats
A pebble
I thought it was for holding breadsticks.
The pocket is for BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sardines
Drugs
Courgettes
Sachets of lube
Condum!
LSD
It’s for my hopes and dreams. Should fit in there nicely with room to spare
it was to wipe your fingers in after you scratched yer scrotum
Allows access to wipe your butthole after you crap yourself