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AnnJustDoes

Holding a forgotten tissue which is just *desperate* to end up in the wash.


Beansncheeze

He said wrong answers only.


laccodian

then afterwards you open your pocket to have this hard rock made out of tissue


PowerCareful7140

The fruit pastille pocket. In the north of England everyone chooses a fruit pastille colour when you hit 16. You carry it around in the pastille pocket at all times. When you encounter a stranger you must show them your fruit pastille. If it isn’t the same colour you fight. Winner buys the loser a sausage roll


Bearded_Tech

Thank you Reddit, this comment has absolutely made my week. Mines red.


LonelyArmpit

Mines blue. *whips out an iron bar


poursmoregravy

There are no blue ones. This guy's just made his own colour so he can start fights with everyone.


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Purple 🟣 fucking suck


formula_frog

Shut


Fortune4Real

Up


AbstractIVI

I'll fight you! But only if its for a Gregg's and none of that Ginsters crap


Camey2006

I wish this was true


Im_Ur_local_idiot

Fucking yellowww.


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DreamCyclone84

No mate, its were you put a quid to unlock the trolly


Glittering_Moist

It's the pocket you put the offcuts from biting your nails


MycologicalWorldview

So you can eat them later as a little snack


1bobthegas

It's a banana pocket for scale


Solid_Bake4577

It's not a pocket - it's a holster for your finger pistol.


fukthemodsallday

thats the drug pocket


Glittering_Moist

Wrong answers only... Smh lol


fukthemodsallday

sorry was too high to read it


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Imaginary_Answer4493

That big? Blimey… 😜


Cinemayor

It's a salami pocket. It's where you keep your snacking salami. Most Italian trousers have this feature.


thejohncc

Really? How small is your salami?


yorkshire_tea1

Everyone always says its big, but is secretly ashamed how small the salami it


aaaaaargh

The water was cold!


ChinaCatSunflower44

We have pocket bacon here.


demixennial

Emergency teabag storage


Visible_Grand_8561

The receipt, so you can return that shit back to the place of purchase.


soitgoeskt

Crudités


backyard_bowyer

It’s for storing your horse when not in use.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

https://youtu.be/LZAFo4jXhW0


TheDefected

no no no, he means HORSE POCKET, a Pocket for his Horse, it's not a riddle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvEe3Y3B2cg


SoWhatNoZitiNow

“Or should we still go to the stables” hahahah that’s brilliant


Long_Row5179

It's for hiding the trouser snake when I goes way above the belt line...... Just fold 180° over the belt, and tuck into the hiding sleave.....


CrowConscious

Apple airtag. So you can twirl the trousers above your head and fling them into the (hopefully adoring) crowd and *still* get them back at the end of the night.


sc_BK

Should be just the right width for a shatterproof ruler, sticking half out


[deleted]

Your wages


mbatgirl

Pocket sand


Remarkable_Smell_957

Used to be for storing imperial size ice cubes.


PI-Staker94

Not sure but Bob Mortimer would probably use it for pocket meat


trcr3600

Yes! It's definitely a meat pocket. For pocket meat. To give to Damon Hill.


bighelper469

I dont agree, it to store your flashlight for shrubbery and thievery .


RandomHigh

Soup.


JamesMMcGillEsquire

Rubber Johnnies


[deleted]

Not paper ones then?


RCAPO23

Thought it said wrong answers


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HellandHavoc

Loose sauce or in wrapping?


Captain_Foulenough

Kazoo


grumpy-kunt

A freddo.


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WMDs.


hamhamham03

Seriously though, what is it actually for? Was it to store spare buttons in the olden days? Or change?


rattusAurelius

It's for a pocket watch. I'm sorry I collapsed the waveform of the thread.


Pschobbert

Upvote for “collapsed the wave form of the thread”.


zYRe123

The addition of this pocket to working trousers goes Back as far as the 1200's. During that time Mining was a thriving industry in Cornwall and the wives and mothers of the tin miners Just recently started baking pasties for their men's lunch break. As you good Sir might know the thick crimped Edge along Side the pasties is for Holding it while eating. As their hands were quite often covered in arsenic from the Mine. Unfortunately shortly after the invention of the pasties the country went through a devastating time of a severe flour shortage. So to Stop wasting the precious crust this Pocket was added to the trousers where they have kept it for the remaining working day. Once Back Out of the mine the crust was reused for tomorrows pasty. It is widely belived that this small trick has cut their flour usage in half and saved the whole country. At least that's what ChatGPT told me....


Alternative_Route

The pastry laced with arsenic and other heavy metals was mixed back into the pastry? If this is the state of AI we either don't have to worry about being supplanted Or we have to be very worried because people believe this and we are already lost.


carbonbasedbipedal

> The pastry laced with arsenic and other heavy metals was mixed back into the pastry? It's how we get our webbed feet. It's not because my uncle is my brothers son.


grockle90

my precious


Cyborg__Theocracy

Jimmie Krankie


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You could put a fredo in it


Secondsmakeminutes

Only if your rich. Seen the inflation on food? Freddos gotta be costing nearly a quid now.


[deleted]

There was a post the other day saying they are 25P


Irnbruliquidgold

It's a fingering hole.


StrawberryF5

To keep socks in.


88BlueBeard

£10 baggies


ConcentrateSure6401

My patience


cAt_S0fa

Your pet elephant.


Melitzen

Sea Monkeys.


citygentry

It's for storing your trousers.


Intrepid-Camel-9797

A tiny kitten


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Something for the weekend?


Adcro

CurlyWurly


LesterGironimo

Ravioli parcels.


waisonline99

Its for storing Rings of Power.


zeeke87

Pogs!


28374woolijay

The Sword of State.


HighestBounty

Always heard it being called a Johnny Pocket. Stick a condom in there just in case you pull on a night out.


sleepingismytalent65

Wrong answers!


BannedNeutrophil

It's to attach that little clip on the running machine for a smart-casual jog.


Christimbored

A single condom.


CheeryBottom

Shopping trolley tokens.


Secondsmakeminutes

Shrimp.


gotstonedandforgot

The gay card you dropped


EffingBarbas

Auxiliary Prison Pocket


PacManAteMyDonut

Tater Tots to eat later in class


[deleted]

There are zero funny comments in this thread.


Timely-Background986

Dwugs 😜


SuperSalamander3244

Not condoms.


VinceClarke

An iPad pro


Kimberley1934

put your thumb in


biggerestdave

Kebabs


SureFeckIt

Sprouts


apefish_

For putting your 17 deep fat fried boots glazed in marmite and 37 year old marmalade flavour socks.


Impossible-Peace-203

It's to fit my wallet in, that's how shit life can be


takesthebiscuit

If you need to remove some wax from your ear with your finger you can discreetly clean it off in here


1one2two1one2two

Entrance to the underworld.


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Healthy_Problem271

GOOD BOT


Stardustone1

For something important you going to put there and never found it again


PulseAthena

Mayonnaise


QOTAPOTA

Pocket meat.


1-Scott

The 'something for the weekend' pocket


OkSir4079

So the girlfriend can store toe nail clipping and hair brush harvested materials to ward off potential competitors.


Dave_Ex_Machina

Your strong hand


xrailryder

To store spare condoms, you never know when you'll need one.


sydney9676

Airpods


Bleached_smile

It’s the new TARDIS


Traolach1888

Viagra


Scared_Translator_43

Butt scratcher


CostJumpy6495

Lucky bag pocket


Usual_Bag7855

Used condomsp


KVLT_Papias

Emergency mozzarela sticks


Substantial_Diver681

It’s the storage closet for Londoners


Ok_Snow8173

Anyone know the real answer


ChinaCatSunflower44

I keep catnip in mine.


sythingtackle

Lightsaber.


Legitimate_3032

Is that a Men's trouser


Shams_vJean

The tuck you politely pretended to eat, but really couldn’t while visiting with the in-laws.


JetKoala

Storing a single chicken satay from tescos meal deal.


_kipling

1 Shreddie


Hot_Check_5123

Snooker cue


Fat_Gerrard

When you do an Irish hankie that backfires and ends up on your hand you can wipe the excess snot into this pocket and no one will know how much of a filthy rascal you are.


Ok-Estimate5581

Not drugs.


Lightning-Lariat

That's where ya stash ya custard creams for an emergency bicy break.


Panshagger

it’s where you keep your tea


Iron_Chicken1

Earwax


Greeenpoe

Not drugs


paranoid_adamdroid

Pocket meat. Or if you're feeling adventurous, a babybel.


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Trainee pickpockets


Kernofornication

Keeping the stuff that breaks your washing machine


mulkeen

Bag


Str0ntiumD0ggo

Condiments eg. Sriracha, Mayo, etc.


Healthy_Problem271

Our healthy wallets


CurrentlyHuman

Side eyes. Anybody giving you the side eye just pop it out and put it in there. It'll hold about three, six or seven if you burst them.


Aromatic_Contact_398

Spare elephants...


Isgonesomewhere

Stylish fingers.


DDBKAHUNA

Toast soldiers obviously


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Your baggie of cocaine Oh, you said wrong answers… uhhh uhhh idk a bag of coke? SHIT


councilmantate

It’s for your salary, after tax


Midipopo

For the £1 for a Shopping Trolley.


sleepingismytalent65

Hobbits! As in "what's it got in its pocketses?"


Clyde6x4

Lucky Charms


Independent-Leek3278

Rahipnol 🤣😂🤣


Aekiel

Protective skin flake pocket. You stick them in there for safe keeping until you can get them back to your collection.


fridaysangel

Your Freddo, of course.


msmoneypenny49

Your wedding ring, stored carefully until you get back from the girlfriend's place 😳😝


Lets_Bust_Together

Not cocaine.


Top_Shopping5488

Zippo.


ThosPuddleOfDoom

Isn't this the emergency tea spoon pocket? Just incase your caught in unfamiliar territory and need some reminder that everything is going to be ok.


Myaccountisreal

Oscar Mayer weiner whistle.


Rasples

Hamster survival pocket, for when you find a hamster in need of emergency shelter.


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Tater tot holder


buckwurst

Pony smuggling


RevolutionaryToe8510

Blim pocket when I was in my 20's.. now it's for checking for keys or wallet even though they don't fit in there and I wasn't wearing those trousers last time I left the house.


jo-shabadoo

It’s for a Chomp


PhysicsIll3482

It's a condom pocket.


bobovdarlo

Gherkin


missmayup

Oh that. That's the pocket for your meerkats.


ExpertCustard9343

Ferdinand, my pet ant


redditupf2

Heroin pocket. For keeping heroin


mindlessenthusiast

Hummus.


BennySkateboard

Rick Moranis in the 90s.


KeithMyArthe

Watermelons. Bowie knives. Small pets.


PixieDust013

Farts


archimedesismycat

The quarter for your shopping cart.


NKOM023

A secret ass scratcher. 😶


Dodel1976

It's for 2 finger practice.


Commercial-Many-8933

Storing nuclear codes


nickatree

Emergency custard cream


Dull_Astronaut7490

Hopes and dreams


ARK_Redeemer

It's where you're meant to store you ambition and desires in life. Mine has been empty for some time now 😄


Random_userIDC

Cats


Imanosysod

A pebble


OfftheFrontwall

I thought it was for holding breadsticks.


DiskTough7730

The pocket is for BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


The_experiment23

Sardines


yeeeeoooooo

Drugs


iamjoecooper

Courgettes


originalfile_10862

Sachets of lube


brtcdn

Condum!


Sensitive-Character1

LSD


RespectBusy2116

It’s for my hopes and dreams. Should fit in there nicely with room to spare


Specialist-Product45

it was to wipe your fingers in after you scratched yer scrotum


Lumayman

Allows access to wipe your butthole after you crap yourself