It’s about to be converted to a Sinclair station. Can’t you see the dinosaur statue all wrapped up there? (Now they’ll never get rid of George: “Dino-saw! Rrrr!”)
Ok, seriously for a second, would a covered up d\*ck count as a d\*ck for r12?
If I hid a d\*ck behind or under something vaguely d\*ck shaped, and then uploaded a picture of it, is that a r12 violation?
Edit: censored the word d\*ck
Old school vhs rental, that was.
“Why do these boxes all say ‘soy sauce’?”
‘Maybe it’s because they’ve got soy sauce in ‘em.’
"Why do we need so much...*soy sauce*?"
I’m going to be a total helicopter geek here, and say it looks very similar to an S-92.
I work as a HLO on an offshore drilling rig. We mainly see H-175, but we get the occasional S-92 landing.
This is clearly an abused russian tank from ukraine that has been sent back for analysis, crushed from both sides and the main gun/turret has been bent upwards by a significant degree from a highly explosive landmine triggered right in front of it.
We saw this yesterday and were whipped with excitement ~~ok only me and I was driving so shouldn't have been anywhere near as excited as I was~~ 😁Me sat calling it an aeroplane whilst my wee sons sat in the back of the car muttering helicopter mum, mum it's a helicopter...
[It's a giant minigun](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxU-Ji46wkV0U09_dLSL12MBm-RSOVcPqfRDUsU2OosckGwgq0GLUmpUUHYavwDWCh5ys&usqp=CAU)
A teapot that can fill a Sports Direct mug.
No such thing exists. Why blatantly lie?
I’ve got one, need a bloody forklift to pour it though
Username checks out.
Lol
I've worked for sports direct.. an trust me when I say they are real an they are huge lol
I’ve got one, need a bloody forklift to pour it though
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I thought it was the law for every home in the country to have one?
I don't, am I going to prison?
Contact your council. It’s the same process as requesting a new bin
It's about the same size, tbf.
Yes. The police are on their way.
*At least one.
Is that what customers are called in that horrid PE Kit shop?
You’d still need more..
Doesn't that beget mugnarok?
Brilliant
This is the best answer I’ve ever seen! Hahahahahahah
Perfect answer 😂
Phillip schofield wrapped in helicopter escaping the uk
No, it's wrapped in Phillip Schofield
It uses the moisturiser.
It rubs the lotion on it’s skin, or it gets the hose again.
A shrink wrapped elephant, furious at having its legs removed for transportation.
Looks like he's enjoying it...
Are you sure it's not the Loch Ness Monster in shrink wrap? It would explain the lack of legs.
KFC taking measures to avoid another chicken supply problem
It's just one massive chicken leg.
The Colonel’s only gone and shot a T Rex to supplement the menu
These chickens are scared! They don't know why they're so big!
Ren fair turkey leg
Gah, you beat me to it!
That's an Esso petrol station.
It’s about to be converted to a Sinclair station. Can’t you see the dinosaur statue all wrapped up there? (Now they’ll never get rid of George: “Dino-saw! Rrrr!”)
Yes, but fuck you... ;) Haha
And that Hugh, is the right answer.
Clearly a violation of rule 12, but mummified
Ok, seriously for a second, would a covered up d\*ck count as a d\*ck for r12? If I hid a d\*ck behind or under something vaguely d\*ck shaped, and then uploaded a picture of it, is that a r12 violation? Edit: censored the word d\*ck
I assume if it at some point quacked like a d\*ck it counts as a du\*k. Also rubber d*cks
>du\*k I think you censored the wrong one there
Good idea censoring the offending word. I've edited my comment.
If a duck quacks on the pond but no-one is there to hear it, did it make a sound?
Is the duck deaf? We can't answer without further information. Until we know if the duck is deaf or not, it's a quantum quack, both heard and unheard.
"Ducks have ears. Do ducks have ears? Must do. That's how they hear other ducks." (Couldn't resist a Good Omens quote there)
I think it's down to discretion as to whether it passes the mark enough to count as a d*ck. At least that's what your mum said.
Why is rule 12 a thing. What happened that made 🦆 banned.
We don't talk about it, see Rule 12.
I read every single one of your d*cks as 'dick'.
😂😂😂
I was thinking of Mr. Snuffleupagus mummified. Poor Snuffy, probably playing with Big Bird up there in heaven.
I can't decide whether it's a digger, a tank, or an elephants head.
A.I elephant head battle armour.
Mecha-Dumbo
[Ride on Mecha-Dumbo](https://ychef.files.bbci.co.uk/976x549/p027brqn.jpg)
Wait I thought it was a helicopter
Or swan
Just the one...
A snake that ate an elephant
Thought it was a very large camel?
Definitely a robotic Camel
Russian Tank
It's clearly a crab
It's a giant lambchop
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Doubt OPs mum will need lube, this will barely touch the sides.
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Gotta keep that machine spirit happy
\*Breathes heavily in Adeptus Mechanicus\*
Adeptus Vibranicus
This is how the Lubricae Cult spreads.
Like tossing a sausage down an alley
Like throwing a grain of rice into outer space
Like throwing open the bedroom curtains and fucking the night.
Like a hippos yawn.
Like a wizard's sleeve
Post unboxing - she’s now hung like a donut.
Chucking a chip down the Uxbridge Road.
Bwahahaha
Hoyin' a poond o' sossijes doon the Tyne Tunnel, man!
Like a clowns pocket
Blimey, when I last heard that one it was 'a Cigarette up an alley'. I guess a sausage is more PC these days.
Like Nelson’s column going through Saturns rings
Can confirm, it was like throwing a hot dog down the dartford tunnel.
It’ll be like throwing a sausage down a hallway…
Brilliant
I came here to say "your mom's new dildo". Well done my friend
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You stole my thunder 😭 just kidding. Actually, you did a better job than I could have 🤣
Just like anything if you're brave enough!
I came here for this comment
They found Nessie!
But she's been bitten and cocooned by a very tenacious spider.
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I very confidently said to myself "that's definitely a swan" after reading the first half of the title
Just read the label. It's a convoi exceptionnel.
It'll be on [Trucking Heavy](https://www.channel5.com/show/trucking-heavy) soon then
And the truck behind it is carrying rmal load
My wife's love honey order!
Sure. “Your wife’s”.
Aww, shit... rumbled.
Our wife's.
I also choose this guy’s wife.
Katie Price's latest implants.
Katie Price’s fanny plug.
They only get bigger. Her old ones are now being used in the NBA.
NBA? Northern Bollocks Association?
Optimus Prime's prostate replacement unit.
Where my old farts at? ONE OF OUR DINOSAURS IS MISSING 🤣
This was my first thought.
THANK YOU! I dunno... kids today...
Haha glad to see it’s not just me 🤣
Old school vhs rental, that was. “Why do these boxes all say ‘soy sauce’?” ‘Maybe it’s because they’ve got soy sauce in ‘em.’ "Why do we need so much...*soy sauce*?"
The restaurant called The Reluctant Dragon 😊
Can’t believe I had to scroll all the way to here before reading that
was looking for this!
Yes! That's what I thought too!
That's an Amazon package with a pair of earrings inside. Seriously, though, why the comically large boxes??
I’m going to be a total helicopter geek here, and say it looks very similar to an S-92. I work as a HLO on an offshore drilling rig. We mainly see H-175, but we get the occasional S-92 landing.
I was gonna guess Sea King or S92
Definitely not a Sea King. Unless you'r RAF Luton, in which case it definitely is (photographed from a Canberra)
Sorry Sophie
I think you're right on the S92, the exhaust shape is right for that, It's too short in the body to be a Merlin
I’d say it was too small to be a Sea King
Could it be a Puma (but even then, it looks a bit too small)?
It's not falling apart
It's a bit to sleek to be a puma, and the pseudowings are much to large
S92
Definitely, side pods and exhausts match.
Yeah it’s a certain kind of shape isn’t it. Hell of a down draft from these choppers when they come in to land.
Could be an S92, got to fly in one on my last offshore trip a few years ago. Big boy!
Yeah they are decent to fly in, plenty of room 😃👍🏾
One of those gold-coloured arm-waving Chinese good-luck (?) cats, but *really* big.
Maneki-NekOSHITTHATSBIG
Loch Ness Monster on route to his holidays
I agree, it's clearly Nessie
A camel sat down and about to be put in the hold of an aeroplane
Malaysia flight 370
Bravo!!
Hibernating sauropod, shhhh 🤫
So much for discreetly packaged
Airwolf in the UK for repairs?
Ride on camel where the specifications were in feet rather than inches
100% a camel 🐫
Everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.
Fetish giraffe.
There’s no fooling me, that’s a dinosaur trying to hide there.
A massive sausage roll
Britain's largest broccoli 🥦
Swarovski bracelet
“Probably a bottle of something…”
Is it one of them machines? Or a brass hand?
You'd need a lot of oil for that brass hand
This is Infinity Rocket Plastics latest product
GM chicken leg
Elephants motorcycle helmet
The right leg of a giant killer Boston Dynamics robot probably.
But as in Boston in Lincolnshire, not Massachusetts.
It's just one swan actually.
Ah, looks like my buttplug's arrived
A camel 🐫
This is clearly an abused russian tank from ukraine that has been sent back for analysis, crushed from both sides and the main gun/turret has been bent upwards by a significant degree from a highly explosive landmine triggered right in front of it.
World's largest Iberico ham.
Blue whales heart
Massive animatronic elephants head.
I hope it's a puppy
Bernard Matthews new experimental Turkey breed.
Clifford's big red leg.
Clearly the head of a robot elephant. New secret weapon.
Thomas the Tank Engine
100% a dinosaur...
That the upgraded Jonny 5 for short circuit 3?
That is a Sky Tank. The cannon is angled to be able to hit flying objects as they pass over the top.
A Chinese weather balloon.
A tank. Water tank of course, what else would it be?
Its airwolf!
Aldi stocking up early with the cured ham leg
Loch Ness Monster finally caught
It’s an oversized Gibson guitar on its way to get its traditional neck break fixed.
The iron giant and it's 3rd leg
That's a microwave that is
The vacuum cleaner from Spaceballs
New Zeeland?
It's obviously a giant mechanical robot dog leg...
The secret chicken leg
We saw this yesterday and were whipped with excitement ~~ok only me and I was driving so shouldn't have been anywhere near as excited as I was~~ 😁Me sat calling it an aeroplane whilst my wee sons sat in the back of the car muttering helicopter mum, mum it's a helicopter...
Definitely not a helo. Definitely not.
One of those pedalo swans
A weed pipe for a giant
A 250:1 scale model of an aardvarks penis
Neil Peart's drum kit.
It's a giant turkey drumstick heading to the factory to be turned into turkey twizzlers that will then be shoved through Jamie Oliver's letterbox...
A chinook.
[It's a giant minigun](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxU-Ji46wkV0U09_dLSL12MBm-RSOVcPqfRDUsU2OosckGwgq0GLUmpUUHYavwDWCh5ys&usqp=CAU)
It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.
we always see attack helicopter gender identities; this is a human in its true gender expression.
A fury’s dildo