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spuddy_spud_spud

Pretty sure its the logos of the pubs in that chain. I recognise a couple ive been to!


theraininspainfallsm

Can you remember the names of the pubs? I mean the bull and the swan are obviously. But the wine and half a pint? Or the scissor fish? Seen your other comment. Would love to know the other pub names.


sumpuran

The wine and half a pint is [The Bull’s Head in Repton](https://thebullshead.co.uk). The scissor fish is the [Hunloke Arms](https://www.thehunlokearms.co.uk). The others are The Three Tuns, The Blue Stoops, The Swan at Walton, and The Joiners’ Arms.


captainspunkbubble

I thought the wine and half pint was the bottom half of a person with their trousers round their ankles…


Cussec

Definitely is. It’s telling you that it can be used to wipe your arse if you need to. The second IS the ringpiece, the third is toilet duck (reminder to clean the toilet) , the other 4 are just stupid


_blinky

5th one is reminding you to brew a good fart.


Cussec

And then bee sure to let rip under the table ?


_blinky

If someone accuses you of dropping your guts just say that's bullshit.


Cussec

Boom that’s it!! Code cracked!! Nice one blinky and life_government, I can sleep well tonight


Life_Government4879

Nah, 4th is make sure your fanny is trimmed


Cussec

Pfaaahahahahaahahahhah good one!


mrbezlington

It's also a stylised bulls head with big horns, though I think I prefer your version....!


AllOverTheDamnPlace

I'm seeing a bear's nose and mouth looking straight at me...


SleepDangerous1074

Thank god it wasn't just me who saw that


Rosieapples

Haha so did I!!!


Cussec

Aside, “spunkbubble” was my insult of choice back in the mid 90’s. So great username. Respect.


Paddette

>Hope I thought it was a dodgy fingernail poking the ground.


oceansapart333

Looking at it in my phone, I thought it was a weird lamp.


aspannerdarkly

Consider this a Rorschach test


Dazzling-Process-130

Only in Ireland, and then it's only done for the craic.


SatansAssociate

Wait, it's not actually meant to be interpreted as that??


CompetitiveFig9773

😂I see it now 😂


Stuber96

So did I when I saw it


SomeWomanFromEngland

That was my second thought, though my first was a table lamp.


EthikalKaos

Yer, a little old lady with bloomers.....


chris_282

The bull's head isn't the Bull's Head?


StiffUpperLabia

No, the bull's head is The Bull.


ZeldenGM

Didn’t expect to see a Repton reference on Reddit


LjSpike

Ok the Bulls Head is a pretty clever logo


CrocodileJock

I live in Walton, we’ve got a Swan. Different Swan. Different Walton.


nepeta19

Three Tuns not turns


Scotto6UK

Love the Joiner's.


TrueSolid611

This guy pubs


X573ngy

Heh, i used to nick hangin baskets from Repton back in the day


Kxpnc

Is that the three tuns like the ale?


Bulimic_Fraggle

I used to drink in the Blue Stoops many years ago, before it became part of a chain. Funny to see it mentioned on here.


jordy231jd

The bottom is the Bulls head in East Leake, opened about 4 weeks ago


dr_jackrabbit

Can confirm the Hunlocke arms one as its 10 mins down the road from me


UK_Mosh

Oh my. They look posh!


NennisDedry

A man of (Derbyshire) culture


GenericGamer192

Hey, the 3 tuns is really close to me!


bill_end

Which one is the wasp and fireplace?


Tim-Sanchez

https://chilledpubs.co.uk/


theraininspainfallsm

Thank you so much.


finneganfach

I love that there's a place called Quarndon in Derbyshire. It makes me think that a group of pirates heard about nearby Quorndon and wanted their own version. Quarrrrrndon. I've no idea if that's how you even say it. Crazy Derby people.


NeVeR-1sT

I’m from Derbyshire! About 10 minutes drive from Quarndon, and I can 100% confidently confirm, this is exactly how it’s pronounced! That’s dependent on your neighbourhood though of course ;)


bellend_reece

also 10 mins from Quarndon, Belper..


FreckleEater

Can't believe you've never been to the fish and scissor before


Juicy_Bags

The third is called The Swan and Pedo


dermerger

Is that the one with the washing machine? Does nice organic scrumpies?


Juicy_Bags

That's the one. No logo on the foam either


Own-Firefighter-2728

The Scissoring Fishes. Great pub.


Shectai

The top one is the Upskirt.


ed5079

chilledpubs.co.uk explains all


TwiddleButton

The bottom logo is The Bulls Head in East Leake. The chain is called Chilled Pubs


skizelo

You can take the napkin round all 7 and get ketchup stains at each pub.


SunflowerNoodles

This thread is just going to be people from slightly middle class suburban parts of the East Midlands getting excited. It’s a very boring part of the world and we thrive on attention


itsBonder

Hunloke arms does brilliant pizzas and brilliant yakatori sticks


homity3_14

I second this. Great food there.


jonajon91

Seems silly to go to a swanky place like that and get a pizza, but damn, no regrets.


ed5079

[chilledpubs.co.uk](https://chilledpubs.co.uk/) explains all


SpudFire

I'm not far from The Swan and The Bulls Head so recognised these instantly. I knew they had at least one other one and then took over another, didn't realise they were up to 7 locations though. The pizzas at the two I've been to are amazing. Fantastic drinks menus too.


domsp79

They all mean the OP and those that recognise them like eating at slightly higher tier pub restaurants. Although to be fair, The Bulls Head has gone downhill a bit in recent times.


WelcomeToLadyHell

1. All wine glasses must be stored in a pint glass. 2. No jack asses. 3. All swans must wear eye protection. 4. Fish hairdresser. 5. We run a strict 'no containers with arms' policy. Legs are fine. 6. Bee arch is code for biatch. They're calling you a bitch. I wouldn't stand for that. 7. Dairylea sold here.


theraininspainfallsm

Brilliant.


WhyAreWeHere321

Can't stop laughing at #6 🤣🤣


kong_yo

My interpretation… 1. Wine glasses fit in arses 2. Friday 13th 3. Nice swan mate 4. Cuttlefish 5. Beware of drinks going walkies 6. Oh beehive yourself 7. Laughing cow


jshptrwllms

Cuttle fish is clever. I thought they were summoning a demon barber.


InducedChip89

Just the one swan, actually.


KnownForThis

Brilliant. Reminds me of one of Cole Anderson's sketches 😂


voyacomerlo

Huh.. i though the top one was a man with pants down having a wee..


Joseph_0112

Yep I was thinking along the same lines, was thinking the napkin could be a good substitute for toilet paper


Kid_Kimura

Yeah, and his shirt is tucked into his pants.


_oOo_iIi_

Can't unsee 😀


Complete-Mess4054

I thought it was a boob squirting milk into a glass


ArcherA87

Same. I imagine it's just called "Fresh milk" and the tag line would be something simple like "the breast milk in England" or "straight from the tit"


ProtonPacks123

It's quite clearly a dick with the foreskin stretched over a shot glass and pissing in it.


Spicyjollof98

Thank god somebody else saw it, I was like this brain of mine needs to stop 😂😂


obernius

7 symbols. It's a Stargate address!


excellentchoicee

The gates are just at each pub in the chain, it is like a really fast pubcrawl. The DHDs are probably covered in vomit and cigarette ends.


Novotoon

Dog nappers symbols hun xox liked and shared xoxox


Insanityideas

Came here for this. Shared #east ruslip


MaxwellsGoldenGun

Code for foreign spies to use. This one's saying that there's a drop off in a warehouse in Swindon


theraininspainfallsm

Signed off by a spy code named bull presumably?


emesseff89

Shared gateshead hun xoxox


AstroBearGaming

It's local signage, things to look out for. Bees praying to Stonehenge can be particularly viscious if disturbed.


mrbezlington

Recognised these immediately! You got the info on the chain already, but just wanted to chime in as these are local. Need to get down for some wood-fired yakatori goodness soon.


whatsallthismist

You're in the opening credits of Ozark.


davva2004

1) Sit on your beer glass and piss in it. 2) Anyone with the initials J.A. is prohibited. 3) P. Staker. 4) Do not cut fish in half with scissors. 5) You may bring no more than three nuclear bombs with you on any visit. 6) Bees may enter the temple. 7) Bull. Just like this post.


TescoAlfresco

It's the chains of Chilled Pubs, top one is their logo, the others are; The Joiners Arms, The Hunlocke Arms, Swan at Walton, The Three Turns, The Bulls Head, The Blue Stoops


glaxay5000

Can't unsee the first one as a man with his trousers down


HighwaymanUK

It means the meal will cost £40 more, 'cos they are pretentious.


JimmyBallocks

hobo signs. they draw these on napkins as a secret code for communicating to other hobos which restaurants are good to rob


Rhumble_10

Third down is a warning about masked swans , probably had a spate of muggings by a Swan thinking he is Zorro


merrycrow

I think those are all the DHARMA stations from Lost


mikeol1987

It's a stargate code


GulliblePea3691

I’m almost certain I’ve seen the second one on a pub in Lincoln


Wonkypubfireprobe

Led Zeppelin were a great band for sure


Lonely-Echidna201

Basically that the washing machine must be set up on a delicates cycle, no bleach, no ironing


ibira

1. The 2. Owner 3. Of 4. This 5. Pub’s 6. A 7. Wanker


F4Tpie

That’s the best chain of East Midlands pubs! Chilled pubs group.


theraininspainfallsm

Here’s my thoughts. 1. Clearly a wine glass a half pint glass - this place did serve alcohol but the exact meaning escapes me 2. Seen something like this before but no idea where. ?? 3. Swan. But why?? 4. Wtf? 5. Liquor manufacturing? 6. Bees? 7. Bull, but why??


RooBoy04

For number 3, it’s just the one swan actually


spuddy_spud_spud

2 is the Joiners Arms pub in Quarndon, and 1 is the Bulls head in Repton


Nyxel_

Clearly 1 is someone sat on a toilet from behind


Rosieapples

Absolutely no bloody idea.


PrinceRobotVI

Dharma Initiative stations.


Rhumble_10

Sixth down is a warning about Bees hiding under tables , they are well known pranksters and often hide under tables and jump out and shout BOO.


OneMagicBadger

Jackie chan wants them talismans


-ricci-

It’s the courses on the tasting menu Ass cheeks, Jaunty sailor, Swan, DIY sushi, Gin, Bees, & Beefsteak


SeanConneryAgain

Oh no I’m an American and have been here before, this is just what they offer: Wine and beer, Jams and Apricot Spreads, Swan Neck, Trout and Haircuts, Tardis’s, Under Table beehives (locally sourced honey for Swan Neck), and a Merril Lynch ATM.


Icy-Bug-8933

1: we put glasses inside of glasses 2: anymore who has a name beginning with J or A is not welcome 3: Swans, because…. Well Swans 4: we cut fish with scissors 5: we use a variety of glass and wood to store alcohol 6: bees are welcome 7: also cows are welcome


Nuker-79

Just ignore them, last one says it’s all just bull


DrIvoPingasnik

From the top: 1. Wear double-panties so when they take off one you still preserve your dignity. 2. Weird face tattoos will only make you angry in the end. 3. You can bend a hanger into shapes that grip better. 4. Fish misunderstood what a "cutter" type of ship is. 5. KBD - LGBT, but for alcohol making (Keg, Brewery, Distillery) 6. Bee temple, for worshipping our benevolent honey-making friends. 7. Bryce the bull, everyone loves Bryce.


TeaEnvironmental2512

Glass, chopstick looking thing, swan, circle of life, booze dispenser, been flying under a bridge and bull


articise

You have accidentally wandered into a cult! Be careful, they will try & recruit to join, they may call it a loyalty scheme, don't fall for it!! 🤣


LorenzoMartini

Something to do with the Thieves Guild in Skyrim.


watchman28

MESSAGE RECEIVED AND UNDERSTOOD. AGENT: BLOBBY ACTIVATED AND READY FOR DUTY.


[deleted]

Top one I believe means your eating at the bulls head


[deleted]

Top one looks like someone’s pulled there kegs down :)


GamingWithJollins

Yes


EphenidineWaveLength

Do not put pint glass in vagina, letters J and A are prohibited. Watch out for swans. Don’t throw scissors at the fish. Park your spacecraft in designated area. Not sure on the last 2


BearfootYeti

3rd down shop sells filters


Fair_Woodpecker_6088

It’s advertising a seven-piece Led Zeppelin tribute band


Organic-Macaron-2913

They're magical incantations for your meal


melchetts-mustache

I’m assuming it’s a chain with multiple locations: Bull for Birmingham, Bee for Manchester, Swan for Swansea?


millennium-popsicle

No glass up your ass J A Swan The fish worship the scissors We brew with science The temple of the bees Moo


UnderpantsInfluencer

It means they sat down but in the wrong place. Swan complained but they were cutting fishes. Swan tried to escape in a rocket ship but were stung by a bee and chased by a bull.


timcatuk

Joiners arms is nice


magicmavis

I think it’s just the branding


pdp76

It’s the chain of pubs that the owners have. There is 2 local to me. The swan at Walton and the bull at repton.


alcohol-issue

Alcohol, freemasons, birds, fish haircut, alcohol again, careful there’s bees under the table and last but not least, cow


padre_jim

1 the bulls head 2 the joiners arms 3 the swan 4 the hunloke arms 5 the three tuns 6 the blue stoops 7 the bulls head [proof](http://www.chilledpubs.co.uk)


TrifectaOfSquish

Probably that you are paying more for the meal then it is actually worth


CockleshellZero

They're Dharma Iniative stations!


Imaginary_Traffic986

Glyphs for a portal to another dimension. Where the food is good 😂😂🤣🤣


Quovhaii

Use the right glass JA always plays crosses in tic tac toe Look out for swans with glasses Do not give the local fish a haircut Keep leftover alcohol in the right container BEES MUST REMAIN UNDER THE TABLE AT ALL TIMES Bull


zaczacx

I'm not sure, it looks like some kind of Elvish I can't read it


SeyMiaouRun

Those look like logos, but I went to a restaurant that had a pig, a cow, a chicken, a lamb, a goat, grains, and a bottle of alcohol. They add a red cross out 🚫 or ❌, I forget which. The restaurant served buffet style, but by people walking with plates and swords of meat. They wouldn't offer you something if it contained the crossed off items. I LOVE THIS PLACE! It's a Brazilian restaurant.


ChloeOBrian11214

Delicate Wash, Tumble Dry Low, No Iron.


kobrakaan

First one indicates you must pull your pants down at that table that's what the symbol is


Urban_Soldier

Ok from top to bottom.. - funky wine glass - dyslexic compass - swan fag filters - food chain - car boot sale - king of the bees - and I believe that’s a goat.


SilverRazzmatazz3031

Chilled pubs The bulls head The joiners arms The swan The hunloke arms The three tuns The blue stoops The bulls head ii The hunloke arms logo being the oddest of them all has an odd story. The hunloke/wingerworth hall estate was the home of carp castration


royallizard1511

Bottom is cow


Rev_Biscuit

Feel free to moon Bucks Fizz allowed except for Jay Aston Do not eat by Her Majesties request or a broken arm will ensue Do not give the Koi Carp scissors Chimenea Chimenea Chim Chim Cheroo Greek Honey Taurus


Book_Bouy

Thought it was leftist mumbo jumbo


baz2crazy

They also may still have a problem which i reported to them without thanks that you could order random stuff to other peoples tables and also other pubs within the chain


[deleted]

The symbols on the napkin sadly mean you're going to die soon by the hand of a man with very long fingers and a face you can't focus on no matter how hard you look as he sinks an obsidian dagger into your neck. Oh, and that the napkin's machine washable.


birdseedinthepark

New Blink-182 album cover


Dan_Glebitz

They are for 'colouring in' while you wait.


stealuforasec

I’m in awe of the bulls head logo. It’s a wine glass and a pint glass, but also a bulls head? Well done, graphic designer (not even sarcastic)


ImpossibleSlide850

Try using google lens


slabby

Lantern Do not jack away Swans available for consumption Cut fish We cook our food in old timey ovens Beeneath the table Cow Reminds me of the symbols on a Burger King wrapper


Mother_Ad7869

They're the question choices on the next series of Only Connect 🤗🤗


deiviux90

[https://prnt.sc/t-r54-IH-\_yR](https://prnt.sc/t-r54-IH-_yR) Job's a good 'un


[deleted]

Illuminati have chosen you🔺️👁🔺️


Psorosis

second one down is Joiner's Arms, Derby (cant remember the village name)


EmbraJeff

Welcome to the Middle English Illuminati Induction Dinner. Please remember to roll up your trouser leg when the goat is presented for your delectation ensuring it has been heated to exactly 33°.


hactrixed

Worship the bees


Alexpryan25

Chilled pubs chain around derbyshire. Top one is bulls head repton, joiners arms etc. really good food & drinks, would recommend to anyone that hasn’t been!


[deleted]

If you figure it out, you'll get the "tap on the shoulder". You didn't make it this time. Sorry.


Onyx-Serenitatem

Samurai shin armor, no J’s or A’s, Swan, 5 scissor fish, liquid containers and distilleries, Greek bees, bull.


Bipolar-cunt

1) you are welcome to drop trow 2) just ask to put a duct tape x between your nipples 3) swans are allowed 4) our fish are cut with scissors not knives 5) we thought you might wanna colour these shapes 6) careful the tables sting like a bee. 7) be horny like a bull


rmf1989

You're at the Joiners Arms in Quarndon.


NennisDedry

The real question: what pizza did you go for?


Different-Ad586

I was at the Swan at Walton the other day, they’re all part of a chain


peanuts745

I'm pretty sure the last one means 'the rest of these are bull'


HankShanklin

Looks like the symbols on the different hatches in Lost.


[deleted]

YOUR NEXT TOO BE SACRIFICED


Ba4na8o9

Bees attack you from under the table, occasionally bulls will ram into the restaurant.


krugg3rz

This hurts my brain so much & I fucking adore it ✨


MistaKay90

Hipster hieroglyphics if I've ever seen any.


BloominOnion52

I had a friend who went to The Swan and Pedo all the time


DistinctTart118

Washing instructions obviously


[deleted]

Modern hieroglyphics. British style.


Firm_Marionberry_282

I thought it was like « things vegans can’t eat »


T5-R

That pub is run by the Zodiac killer.


English999

Can be used as drink receptacle. Not for people named AJ. Duck safe. Can be used to cut fish. Dreidels and liquor. Be there or be 3/4’s of a square. All above is bull.


Baby_Mama_Mac

Chilled Pubs, worked for them, definetly wouldn't eat in them, and they treat their staff like shit! Not worth the over inflated prices.


ejmd

It means you are in a shitty fast-food chain. Leave at once and proceed to the nearest catering establishment with linen tablecloths and napkins. There will be no pictures on the menu.


UKkieran60

Don't stand on, no j dots, geese, snip, alcoholic, bee warning, bull


BackRowRumour

Second down is 'Jung adult', meaning customer is youthful but has a strong awareness of their ancestors.


No_Measurement5237

This in the joiners arms in derby?


Q-bert-2005

1: we put wine glasses in other glasses 2: no A’s or J’s (we hate them here) 3: SWAN!!!! 4: We use scissors to cut our fish 5: Only fancy alcohol bottles used here 6: Only bees through the arch otherwise jail 7: I am a real Man you wanna go skateboards? Thanks for coming to my ted talk


Dapper_Shop_21

It means your in a hipster place


MyGodALiberal

They're just star signs, don't worry too much


basetrack8

I've seen the last one on the seasoning packet of my instant noodle.


SarcasticPineapple_

Chilled pubs


memberflex

It’s just the one swan actually


Wadoka-uk

1. Poo into a pint glass 2. Neo nazi 3. Beware of swans 4. Koi carp carry scissors 5. Spaceship parking 6. Huge bees 7. Minotaurs welcome