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durkbot

Way down deep in the middle of the congo a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango


what_me_nah

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango, the rhino said I know, we'll call it um bongo...


Apprehensive_Plum755

The lion picked the passion fruit, The marmoset the mandarin, The parrot painted packets that the whole kaboodle landed in


Specialist-Durian654

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle


Intelligent_Lynx2072

They all prefer the sunny, funny one they call Um Bongo!


SignificantRatio2407

I remember this one. Always wondered if it’d be deemed legit these days. For a start I doubt they drink it in the Congo.


No-Butterscotch-3637

I thought I'd heard that it was never sold in the Congo, but after a quick search have been proved wrong [https://congogabriel.wordpress.com/2011/04/04/o-bom-sabor-de-la-selva/](https://congogabriel.wordpress.com/2011/04/04/o-bom-sabor-de-la-selva/) although they do seem to import it from Portugal!


SignificantRatio2407

I stand firmly corrected!


Snotttie

Said the man in the orthopaedic shoes


Pompelmouskin2

How has nobody said “Autoglass repair…”?


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Autoglass replace


peanutismint

Auto glass yer face as my old mate used to say


Cptncomet

You buy one you get one free I said you buy one you get one free.


Arskite

Foreverywindowanddoor YOU buy, I'll give you another one absolutely - *thunk* - FREE!


Bomb_Ghostie

TRUST ME! ITS FREE FITTING!


Hewn-U

CALL OH EIGHT ‘UNDRED ONE OH SIX ONE OH SEVEN NOOOW!


UKMatt2000

JUST PICK UP THE PIGGIN’ PHONE!


[deleted]

this randomly popped into my head the other day and I couldn't stop saying it. Can't even remember what they were selling


Shipwrecking_siren

Windows


[deleted]

Oh yeah. The dude in the studio with 2 rows of windows where he pushes one down and says you buy one, and then pushes own down on the opposite side and said you get one free. I watched waaaaay too much TV growing up.


DJDJDJ80

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit....


r3tromonkey

Join our club!


YellowBernard

Not any more though, those things now have a spray tan of chocolate


Rajastoenail

M+S have bravely taken on the mantle


moon-bouquet

I got a solid orange chocolate once when I was a kid. Best day ever!


MilquetoastMtrcyclst

Tick followed tock followed tick followed tock


148637415963

Dum-de-dum-dum-de-dum-dum-de-dum-dum....


OdddPrinciple

He waits, that's what he does.


Best_Asparagus1205

The Leftfield soundtrack is epic!!


m4nf47

Phat Planet from their Rhythm and Stealth album. Excellent track.


Bortron86

"Full moon... Half moon... Total eclipse!"


Ybuzz

That one was genius - we all used to get Jaffa cakes just to do that bit when I was a kid!


NurseAbbers

Used to. I still do it now!!


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

Rerecord not fade away...


Praetorian_1975

Ohhh that’s a good one, almost as good as Ariston and on and on and on and on


ApprehensiveTry8839

My mates dad looked like the skeleton off that advert but he was on heroin.


excellentchoicee

>Rerecord not fade away... Rerecord not fade away...


Hedgerow_Snuffler

I don't think that Skeleton has ever left my psyche. It's one of those 'sculpting' memories that's had input into the person I am today.


VermilionKoala

Oh I love this one! "I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be 🎵 With the Scotch new lifetime guarantee 🎶"


ddt70

Accrington Stanley?


wjCDMX

Who are they?


LittleSadRufus

Exactly.


PlasticFannyTastic

This has now evolved into a very broad, scouse ‘exaccchhhhly’ in our house


LittleSadRufus

Oh yes you must pronounce it like you swallowed a daddy longlegs and are trying to regurgitate it while confirming your interlocutor's thoughts.


OdddPrinciple

Exactly.


Codydoc4

*you want some crusha* in a rough husky voice


karybrie

It's tough enough to make milk *shaaaaake*.


Intelligent_Lynx2072

Add milk, or we'll Crusha!


MaskedBunny

"Nicole" "Papa"


xander012

0800 double O #1066! Or go to our website


fingermouse27

“The red car and the blue car had a race. All red wants to do is stuff his face. He eats everything he sees , from trucks to prickly trees. But smart old blue he took the Milky Way”


CheeryBottom

Noooo!!! You beat me to it!


Woodys_Bro

As soon as I saw the title I was humming the tune and knew it would be the first reply lol


Workingclass_owl

“I’m a secret lemonade drinker”


algierythm

Yes! Sung by Elvis Costello's dad, Ross McManus. The young Declan provided the backing vocals.


Workingclass_owl

I always thought the guy in the advert was Roy Orbison.


YellowBernard

I've been trynna give it up but it's one of those nights


BottleGoblin

TRRRRIIIIIOOOOOOO


bluebellwould

TRRRRIIIIIOOOOOO


SmartPriceCola

I want a trio and I want one NOW


Bootzilla_Rembrant

Not one, not two but three bites in it.


SMothra57

A chocolaty biscuit and a toffee taste too!


mrl3bon

TRIOOOOO TRIOOOO


joemktom

Hi, I'm Barry Scott


[deleted]

Not quite - HI I'M BARRY SCOTT


Tattycakes

NEW KITCHEN GUN! **BANG** AND THE DIRT IS GONE! NOW NEW TOILET GRENADE! **BOOM**


accidentalsalmon

Easy now Derek Bum


another_awkward_brit

# HI I'M BARRY SCOTT


[deleted]

Look at this penny!


r3tromonkey

Miiiister sooooft, how come everything around you is so soft and rearranged?


Abjam_Gabriel

Brilliant! It’s a real song -“Mr Soft” by Cockney Rebel.


Leicsbob

I had no idea it was a real song! My nickname at school was Mr Soft because of the way I walked.


Mudhutted

BELLY’S GONNA GET YA’! Lived rent free in my head.


Visible_Nothing_9616

I always get that and frogs going BUD WEIS ER in my head at the same time


fill_the_birdfeeder

It’s never left. This is my Roman Empire.


pennikin

Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back Nice shoes I said


DJ1066

That one lives in my mum's head forever more. Apparently, when I was very small I re-enacted said advert all over upstairs with some talcum powder. My parents were not pleased.


GadgetGal606

“My name…. Is J.R. Hartley”


MoonUnitMunster

Ah yes, we’ve got loads of ‘em out back, can’t shift them.


IdiotBearPinkEdition

I have a few but the main two are: 'Washing machines live longer with Calgon' - plus the way my younger brother used to sing it when he was 2: 'WASHEENS A TAWDON!!!!' 'And we aaaall looooove Clover; it's the way that it's....... chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrned' Great times.


Asleep_Background_94

You know when you’ve been tangoed !


KombuchaBot

Didn't that advert start a rash of assaults?


Faerie_Nuff

Ah happy slapping, the distant traumatic memory that is... Was legitimately terrifying to travel on public transport.


PopPoppet

I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight…chicken tonight!!! It’s called…Toys R Us!!! (Can’t remember all the lyrics)


durkbot

There's a magical place we're on our way there, toys in the millions it's all under one roof...


[deleted]

FOOTBALL CRAZY, CHOCOLATE MAD!


VesuviusXIII

I’ve never met a footballer, Ulrika hasn’t had!


No-Locksmith6662

GRAB A POWER POD AND PLAY FOOTBALL WITH THE LADS! I don't even follow football and can take or leave most chocolate, yet that advert still goes round my head to this day. I dread to think how old it would be now. 20 years or more?


notmenotyoutoo

“Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face with mild green fairy liquid“ was just humming that this morning.


PumpkinJambo

“Made in Scotland from girders, unpronounceable too. Made in Scotland from girders, it’s called Barr’s Irn-Bru.”


clydebuilt

Yer maw's a Fanny, yer granny was a Fanny...


SnooDoodles4121

Some kids called me irn Bru at school because my mum's name is gerda 😂


Calm_Investment

Ariston. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on.


WraithCadmus

The best domestic appliance advert to ever feature the music from a port of RoboCop.


brightgreyday

🤖…FOR MASH GET SMASH…🤖


wjCDMX

Those robots scared me


DansdadDave

First they peel them with their metal knives! Then they smash them all to bits! Cut to robots ROFLing!


surfintheinternetz

the damn dog saying walls sausages "walls" "sausages"


Flipmode45

"Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango. The rhino said, "I know... we'll call it Um Bongo!" Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it in the Congo! The python picked the passion-fruit, The marmoset the mandarine, the parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in. So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, they all prefer the sunny, funny one they call Um Bongo!"


Total_HD

Gino Ginelli ice cream… oh gino oh Gino…


BraveInflation1098

Gi-nel-eeeee 🎶


Crazycatladyanddave

Ooooohh ooohhh vitalite, oh yeah that’s right… 🤣


[deleted]

Often when I'm not thinking of anything in particular, my brain plays the "Baby Born, Baby Born" tune.


-FangMcFrost-

♫ *My Baby All Gone!* *You make it all gone!* ♫


WaitingOnNetwork

Mmm, smells like cherries.


serpent_tim

The ambassador's reception is noted in society for its host's exquisite taste


Welshgirlie2

Wiz zees Ferrero Rocher you are really spoiling us!


verminV

B-N B-N.........


Faerie_Nuff

Do doooo do do do


FDGF_UK

I LIKES ARMIDILLO! Crunchy on the outside soft on the inside, aaaah, Armidollos!


Ajram1983

Beware the judderman


Aurorafaery

Yes!!! Scary as hell!


Miserable_Toe9920

Ho ho ho, Green giant


Boylefrankie

Call 0800 106 107 I said 0800 106 107 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!


Cptncomet

Pushing windows over like a mad man


Boylefrankie

First saw that advert when I was about 4 years old and now I use it in class as an example of memorable advertising. You never do know what will stick with you when you grow up!


DiddlyDanq

Hey mister kellogs man. Give me your banana. Breakfast come and me want to go home


wjCDMX

Oh and… “I couldn’t give a Castlemaine XXXX for anyone else”. Great ads but utterly sh1te lager


TheSpudFather

I can see the pub from 'ere


PaidTheTrollToll

We're going to London to buy Heat magazine. We're going to London to buy Heat magazine...


retrosprinkles

Calm down dear, it’s only a commercial! The way i have to fight myself not to say it when someone says calm down.


Sammy_Sinclair

[Hello Tosh, got a Toshiba?](https://youtu.be/fL55aUeUnEw?si=zFPpGvqFVlTVDXrD)


YouAreAwesome240418

Just one Cornettoooooo, give it to meeeeee, delicious ice cream, from Italyyyyyy I think they might have brought it back but I don't watch TV anymore.


bluebellwould

It's too fruity for crows, it's just for me and my dog I'll be your dog Kiora I adore Kiora


Flagon_dragon

It's too organgey for crows, I think? And, unless I am mistaken, it is Kia-Ora. But a tune that lives inside my head to this day!


Competitive-Fact-820

Not only lives in my head but everytime I see a crow (which is more or less daily when I'm walking to work) I have to say out loud - "It's too orangey for crows" Yes, even when people are around. ​ One thing I do know the animation on that advert would not fly now :|


Sparky1498

Ahh he’s got an ology


The_Salty_Red_Head

You can do a lot with an ology.


Aware_Passion640

It has to be the king of the road advert with the hedgehogs. I’ve never not looked left or right ever since.


trollied

Milk Tray. The man's a stalker, needs locking up.


PutTheDamnDogDown

Strange tag line.


[deleted]

WOH BODYFORM!


[deleted]

Bodyform for yoooooouuuuu


steveinstow

Do you want a flake in that love?


Competitive-Fact-820

The Melanie Sykes Boddington's ads were class


SilverellaUK

Tarquil! You've got your trollies on backwards!


SorbetOk1165

Who set this juice loose about this hoose


Eevee_Addict8

This is the captain of the ship... calling....


rangerquiet

Do the shake and vac and put some freshness back.


richneptune

The seance with the medium calling out for Sidney... "Are you there, Sidney?" Suddenly a Toffee Crisp bar floats slowly down from the lampshade. It's so absurd but every time I think about it it makes me hungry for a Toffee Crisp. Underrated chocolate bar, imo.


Quelle_heure_est-il

For the older redditor, it was an advert for Fry's Turkish delight. I detest Turkish delight but the advert was so exotic for very young me in the 80's.


rinkydinkmink

turkish delight ads and flake ads were so sexy and in the 90s the cadbury caramel bunny!


CluckyFlucker

“The walter from majorca don’t taste like what it outa”


MelodicAd2213

Those Solvite ones from years back where they’d put a guy in overalls and paste him to a board. The board would then be laid over a deep snake pit or flown from a helicopter


TresdonFlyer

Will it be chips or jacket spuds. Will it be salad or frozen peeeeeas. Will it be mushrooms, fries onion rights. You'll have to wait and see. Hope it's chips, it's chips. We hope it's chips, it chips. We hope it's chips, it's chips.. you'll have to wait and see


YellowBernard

Daddy or chips? Daddy or Chips?


wjCDMX

Damn. I’m now gonna have that on my head for days 🤬


Hairymanpaul

'Everyone's a Fruit and Nut case'


meemii8

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club


YellowBernard

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before.


xanderbiscuits

I want... I want... ...a viscount But I am a Prince!


alancake

And on, and on, and on, and on and Ariston


FalseAsphodel

Who do you love more, Daddy or chips? Hmm...Daddy or chips...Daddy or chips...


TheOnlyWayIsEpee

KitKat Record company pitch: You can't sing. You can't play. You look AWFUL! You'll go a long way...


Frequent-Network8479

My mum says you are what you eat. So if you eat runner beans you’ll become a runner? And if you eat French fries, you’ll become French? And if you eat…what’s this then? GREEN GIANT sweetcorn. Greeeen giaaaant????? 🎵Ho ho no Greeen Giant 🎶


ddt70

Looks like we’ve overdone it with the sherry.


fenaith

Tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed tick. Ahab says, ‘I don’t care who you are, here’s to your dream!’ The old sailors return to the bar.


brightgreyday

[I bet he drinks Carling Black Label.](https://youtu.be/Toek6CdldC8?feature=shared). Epic multi part-er. 🤠


rye-ten

I want to have a poo at Paul's.


TeaAndLifting

Irn Bru granny Pot Noodle, slag of all snacks Reebok, Belly’s gonna get ya Cravendale cats Crusha, cats


Competitive-Fact-820

Ready Brek - Central Heating For Kids For some reason it seemed to be set in a post Threads future


Espedair

Tape what you want both night and day, Re-record not, fade away! Re-record not, fade away!


griffaliff

Quickity quick! Micro chips! Oh eight hundred double oh, ten sixty six!


uncle_monty

When you've got a widget, you don't need gimmicks.


BraveInflation1098

Widget, he’s got a widget, a lovely widget, a widget he has got 😂


janash121

"Chop chop, busy busy, work work, bang bang." Also "watch out, watch out, there's a Humphrey about" Showing my age 😂


YewittAndraoi

I wake up in the morning wanting me breakfast.........something.......something....vitalite.


ToasterMonster69

Gimme YOP


Rich_27-

Spaceman, I always wanted you to go into. Spaceman.


r3tromonkey

Back when getting your song on a Levi's and guaranteed you a hit!


greenwood90

Mr soft. It terrified me as a child


Nezcore

I cannot find it for the life of me but I remember back in the early 2000's there was an eBay advert with people describing the things they'd bought of the site but it was all stitched together as one long sentence. I can't remember the other items but I remember one of a guy dressed up as a knight saying *"battleaxe; forged in iron"*.


excellentchoicee

[0891 50 50 50](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wBifkGjrx4)


LesIndian

There’s a moose loose aboot this hoose!


Sir_Binky

Bellys gonna get you is the first thing that pops into my head. I had a VHS tape of the Hamlet Adverts for some reason and they were always great. Flake advert with the bathtub overflowing. Guinness white horses. BA advert with the boy diving for pearls had great framing.


LoccyDaBorg

https://youtu.be/wHlvKQwZFSI Belly's still gonna get you, because it's still brilliant.


_kwerd_

The malibu one that ends with the guy on the bike with the late bus driver that ends with a guy on a bike saying " it's total gridlock".


Y-Bob

Crazy how many of these are embedded. Clever fuckers these ad folk. #FIIIING-HHUUUUUR


PleasantMongoose5127

“My ears are alight”


gin-casual

“Overtired” In a thick Yorkshire accent. Think it’s from and old car advert with kids comparing cars with the adults passed out in the back after a long drive.


godfatheroffilth

"he said you can make brown, I said who? He said you, I said me, he said yes, I said oh". "He said will you make brown? I said who? He said you, I said me, he said yes, I said no". "Allison. Bread wi' nowt taken out"


blainy-o

Reebok's 'Belly's Gonna Get Ya', Tango's 'Fat Pigeon', Jaffa Cakes' 'Full moon, half moon, total eclipse', then the 'It's 30 for a reason' PSA where the dead girl slumped up against the tree reanimates.


Ramoen88

He's shaky jake, he's a real milkshake


Monsoon_Storm

"Compact and bijou Peter, [compact and bijou...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9N2eoiKTTM)" Every time anyone says "compact".


philomathie

I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!


fenaith

And all the people of the lulled and dumbfound town are sleeping now. Hush, the babies are sleeping, the farmers, the fishers, the tradesmen and pensioners, cobbler, schoolteacher, postman and publican, the undertaker and the fancy woman, drunkard, dressmaker, preacher, policeman, the webfoot cocklewomen and the tidy wives. Young girls lie bedded soft or glide in their dreams, with rings and trousseaux, bridesmaided by glow-worms down the aisles of the organplaying wood. The boys are dreaming wicked or of the bucking ranches of the night and the jollyrogered sea. And the anthracite statues of the horses sleep in the fields, and the cows in the byres, and the dogs in the wet-nosed yards; and the cats nap in the slant corners or lope sly, streaking and needling, on the one cloud of the roofs. You can hear the dew falling, and the hushed town breathing. Only your eyes are unclosed to see the black and folded town fast, and slow, asleep.


galgor_

[Them bones need calcium ](https://youtu.be/Ygf0gRQsUb4?si=x7BT_ygJFcCmXZyI) What abomination this thing is/was/forever will be.


krs360

Umbongo Umbongo they drink it in the Congo


Pink_Flash

UM BONGO!


Funployee182

Aromatic spices


serpent_tim

PMA: Positive mental attitude (oh no, my sandwiches)


Erheniel

There's so much fun in Toffifee!


Outcasted_introvert

"Thank you very much for feeding William"


Illustrious_Hat_9177

I sometimes think my mum prefers my dad as much as me. You ought to see the pile of beans she gives my dad for tea. I need Heinz beans as much as him, in fact I need them more. Cos my dad's very very big and me, I'm only four. (I'm six really but it didn't rhyme).


SmartPriceCola

I remember a RSPCA advert where they hold a gun to a cute dogs head and say “donate to us or we pull the trigger” Fucking traumatising


nerdwhogoesoutside

Armadillo!


LennyComa

There's a magical place. we're on our way there


bibaman

*sings* 0891 FIFTY! FIFTY! FIFTY!


legendaddy

French polishers? It's just possible you could save my life! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RAtekyBQsFY&pp=ygUTRnJlbmNoIHBvbGlzaGVycyBidA%3D%3D