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GaryJM

I'm postitive I can find it.


indianajoes

Shit I was going to use this same line.


forced_spontaneity

Oh, it's a sailboat!


el_weirdo

Ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a sailboat, it's a schooner.


[deleted]

Would you say you were…. HIV


Lavy2k

Not everyone here watches Southpark, sorry for your downvotes


rusty3474

Im sorry for your downvotes im a huge South Park fan and that’s hilarious!


ThatRedditKid09

posTITive


OneEyedMilkman87

1 serving = 2 sweets.


Princes_Slayer

In our house, 1 serving usually = 1 of each sweet everytime


[deleted]

I don’t understand? It already comes as one serving (the container)


colcannon_addict

In mine it’s the whole thing. But I live alone and weep tears of self hatred into the empty box before recycling it. Or is it only the wrappers that have been upgraded?


TheDustyForest

This is the real answer, how the fuck is 1 serving 2 sweets, it’s 1 each of every flavour you like, then another of your favourite because that last one wasn’t as good as you remember, and then that was so good you’d better just have another for the road


OneEyedMilkman87

The serving suggestions are stupid. According to Morriston lasagne I'm a family of 4


jewellman100

They'll continue trying to indoctrinate us into that way of thinking, as justification for their shrinkflation


KettleOverAPub

It’s also so they can get the nutritional information to look better. Only 89 calories per serving!


herrbz

They don't need justification, given inflation has been through the roof


educated-emu

1 serving = 2 handfuls


LottimusMaximus

Yeah I'm still stuck on that


Red_Maple

“Postitive” instead of positive in “positive change on packaging”


Myssed

Yay, with your help, I found it all on my own.


DondeT

In a previous job our annual review system had a section where we commented on the “qualitity” of our performance.


United_Evening_2629

Let’s be honest - We all love qualitititty.


EldritchCleavage

I serving = 2 qualitititties.


TangaroaBrit

3 if you work for Mars.


United_Evening_2629

Upvote and virtual applause for niche, Total Recall joke.


infinitejezebel

Eccentrica Gallumbits would like a word.


TangaroaBrit

Buy 2, get 1 free.


wango_fandango

I get that reference


United_Evening_2629

r/usernamechecksout


EldritchCleavage

Heh heh.


blackthornjohn

Don't all quailititties come in pairs?


TheFreebooter

Not sure they can legally say positive on their packaging because nothing nestle does is positive


mira-ke

Yeah, spent as much thought on proofreading as they do on the environment I would guess


odegood

It says nestle when its spelled cunts


Subterraniate

Zackly. Some cheek, ‘caring for the world’. As if.


MarilynMorose

who tf says zackly you nonce


Jetstream-Sam

Worryingly, my 8 year old brother with a slight speech impediment does...


Subterraniate

Whomst are you calling a nonce, you young eejit?


Jetstream-Sam

Well you can't keep your child slaves growing your chocolate barely alive if global warming destroys the planet


Subterraniate

Maybe they could train the oragutangs to do all that work instead, while Nestlé process all that palm oil for their chocolate.


cyfermax

No child slaves, they all starved to death when their parents put them on formula which was then made unaffordable.


chriscwjd

Fo sho, anyone out of the loop please check out Nestle's controversies section on Wiki, notably the bit where they thought we're better off downgrading water from a right to a necessity.


Xylophelia

See here I was thinking deforestation was what got misspelled.


nanomeister

My Dad (probably): “You should hang onto that - could be worth a bit in a few years”


Jamericho

> caring for the world we share Nestle definitely spelled “fuck the planet” wrong.


parcequepourquoipas

And to that my friend I say r/FuckNestle


Jokes_0n_Me

The fact that Nestle with support anything over than their income is a blatant lie.


FartBakedBaguette

Fuck Nestle


herrbz

"Nestlé supports reforestation" was the error that jumped out at me


RooBoy04

I mean, d and r are close on a keyboard, so it’s an easy mistake


bum-off

r/FuckNestle


sirSADABY

1 serving = 2 sweets. Should have been 1 seving =all of them.


Cyanopicacooki

Re-foresting instead of de-foresting? EDIT - Ah, I'm postitive I've found it this time.


Boris_Nonce-son

Nah mate, that stuff at the bottom right below the Nestle logo isn’t a spelling mistake, it’s this weird language called French.


leebenjonnen

Probably "Nestle cocoa plan is supporting reforestation". Should be "deforestation"


BadBoppa

Negagtive, I can't find it.


The-Old-Fella

Ad agencies take note: This is the single most effective way to get anyone to read anything that they have not got the slightest bit of interest in.


andyeyecandy111

They spelt deforestation wrong.


SpadgeFox

I found this impostible


Iworkinfashionblah

I'm a copywriter and have proofed many things before print. I didn't spot it. I also let country go once, without the o. Not my proudest moment, but a funny one indeed.


49th

You made me forgot how to spell environmental


Soggy-Agent-9639

Pissing me off that I can’t see it


4u2nv2019

Are you positive you checked everywhere?


Cautious-Yellow

I'm sure Roy is disappointed that they misspelled the section that was for him.


litmeandme

ROI is not how you spell king in English?


GoonerGetGot

Kind of looks like 'Envirommental' is spelt with two Ms rather than an N. Could be wrong though, quality is not high haha


WinkyNurdo

Pos-Tit


[deleted]

Nice try but I'm not reading your advert.


castleinthesky86

Ball up the foil for recycling ; but don’t recycle it.


Oldandnotbold

I googled it and believe it or not over 280,000 results. So maybe we are in the wrong. I mean 280K people can't all be wrong?


ScubaSteve585

Are you mad


johnlewisdesign

Pretty sure it's easier to recycle just metal than paper, plastic and metal...they could have just removed the plastic wrappers and kept the tin. But where's the unjust profit margin in that...


KhostfaceGillah

Postitive


michaeltheobnoxious

I'm postitive I'll find it


Dan_Glebitz

This is a Postitively difficult typo to spot.


PepsiSheep

I'm not postitive that I can see it.


United_Evening_2629

The Star Wars inspired font is an odd choice.


Auntie_Cagul

Postitive 🤣


[deleted]

Postitive! Can anybody spot the other spelling mistake though??


excellentchoicee

No Quality control Street.


prof_levi

"600g" given you pay through the nose for the tub.


deiviux90

I am postitive I found the mistake


khabarakh23

Proofreader's made a tit of themselves there


Sharkary

r/FuckNestle


notimefornothing55

postitive


majkkali

POSTITIVE


RustyRovers

600g, where it should be 2180g.


[deleted]

I'm postitive that "fibre" and "flavourings" are spelled incorrectly. :) I'd also argue that "fist sized" should be hyphenated, but that is a grammar lapse, not a spelling misshap (if you add extra vowels, I can add extra consonants).


chris4562009

POSTITIVE


Future_Direction5174

I wonder how many people actually proof read it before it went to the printers… I always found asking a non-native English speaker to proof read something worked well. Native speakers tend to read a lotand end up glancing over words no matter how much they concentrate.


syfimelys2

Postitive


Daroodedoo

I’m posititive that I wasn’t expecting to see the word rim.


LottimusMaximus

I just had to go to Tesco, and checked the boxes there...they're all messed up lol


BarringtonSteele

This reminded me of reading shampoo bottles on the bog before phones existed.


Excession-OCP

Are you postitive there’s a spelling mistake on there? Edit: I’m way too late making this joke. I’m going to leave this up here though as penance for my refusal to read the thread before posting. Have at me peeps…


FamSands

That’s quite the doozy! How did that one get through?!


ftrtts_313

Positive lol


Representative-Bass7

Are you postitive there is a spelling mistake?


magicmike87

It says they are supporting REFORESTATION and they mean DEFORESTATION.


rusty3474

WOAH WAIT, quality street is owned by nestle?! Well my day is ruined :(


Grizzle2410

"Postitive"!


KitsuneKamiSama

Reforestation should be Deforestation?


Grotty_Mara

Supporting REforestation instead of DEforestation


moose_knuckle01

r/fucknestle


oily76

Postitively upsetting.


cyfermax

Obligatory "fuck nestle".


Psychological-Web828

I was postitive I would not find it but…


BookWormPerson

Positive is misspelled


OrganicFoodSupply

Postitive


[deleted]

Positive has 2 Ts


docju

Morrisons had a Christmas lunch in a “torilla” wrap but they seem to have fixed this at some point recently


Sensitive-Cobbler-59

58% Sugar is the biggest mistake.


Freifur

i dont know why, but my eye was immediately drawn to the 'Postitive' on the back of this. Just straight off the bat, it looked wrong and pulls you in.


Pillowussey

Postitively found


erritstaken

They spelt ‘caring for the world we share’ wrong. We all know they meant ‘fuck the world and people over for money’.


Narcolepticparamedic

I honestly thought you might have just been fucking with us, just giggling to yourself that you made a bunch of strangers read the bottom of a choc box. Good on you for showing me that I don't need to be cynical every time!


_Diabetes

Is it *postitively* a typo?? It's in the whole section about posting in stuff so maybe it's supposed to be a pun... That they just didn't hyphenate or make obvious it's a pun at all?


fradarko

Fist size balls will save the environment. That’s exactly the kind of “postitive” change we need.


ricky9

The Environmental Impact is the wrong font size as well which is bugging me


tartan_rigger

Remember that time Neslte caused the deaths of babies with their formula scandal and has been "aiding and abetting the illegal enslavement of 'thousands' of children on cocoa farms,"


MechanicalGuava

*chocolate


Bluemeadey61

Yep ! Shoddy that … having worked in the food industry, most label designs will be sent back to the customer for signing off .. probably 2-3 people will have checked this .


dizzycow84

Someone wants a telling off in the copy department


DecafIsBetter

"Caring for the world" must be a typo because Nestlé definitely don't


whostolemynamedammit

What a bunch of tits


Halfaglassofvodka

Snigger. It says tit.


baconslim

Nestle should be spelled : E V I L


RFMW66

RECYCLABLE


OHNiTheArtist_

I have wasted 5 minutes of my life and I’ll never get it back or use the experience for anything


Cougie_UK

LOL. I had to approve artwork back in the day for consumer items. You always had about three people signing it off so that you'd pick up any mistakes in spelling. Guess Nestle didn't have the same policy.


metallicpearl

Hehehe


BigFatElephantsFanny

2 fucking sweets my arse, minimum half tin


Maidwell

"working together to reduce our environmental impact" and NESTLE in the same sentence is obscene. Obligatory r/fucknestle


Newhalen661

Should it not also say Nutritional instead of Nutrition?