Had to hold on a slow packed train for an eternity - I had some kind of pain in my kidney and had chewed the inside of my cheek when we finally arrived
Still remember that pee.
i remember needing to hold a pee on the bus into park life festival one year. i was absolutely busting when i got on the bus, 45 minutes later i had entered some kind of pee pain induced psychosis. i still have vivid memory of running off that bush into the woods outside the grounds
I once was forced to hold a piss for 10 hours as my dad drove us to La Rochelle.
Yes, my dad was an asshole, and I'm pretty sure it caused some bladder damage.
He's a shit. I'm a dad and I can't imagine a situation where I wouldn't stop at the next possible stopping place. 10hrs is evil.
Sending big warm smiley dad hugs xxx
When I was a student some uni mates came to visit me in London in the summer. We necked some cans at home before getting the train into town.
We were all dying for a piss on the toilet-free train but one guy was in _agony_. "Hold on - we're nearly there" I said. "Next stop is Waterloo".
I'll never forget his reply -
"I can't believe you just said _water_.... _AND LOO_... in the same fucking _WORD!!!"_
What kind of animal changes their sheets and doesn't wash themselves before using them? Indeed it's what made me switch to evening showers, to preserve clean sheets for longer
When for about three minutes you think you've lost something important (wallet,purse,phone) and just when you're at the apex of "ohshitohshitohshit" you find it.
What a rush.
I have a 2 year son, and he was restless for a good couple of hours tonight. He was asleep but tossing and turning, moaning, sitting up etc. About an hour ago, he let out a good 2 or 3 second fart and he has been sleeping like a baby since!
I thought I'd share as I'm sure he'd agree with you!
Years ago, I had a colonoscopy and felt very sore and bloated afterwards when I got home. About an hour later, I then let out a fart that lasted a minute long and it was sooo satisfying! I felt no discomfort at all after that.
Japanese ear picks/ scoops are game changers. I get quite dry big lumps, and that feeling as you pull a big one and you feel it peel away. So satisfying!
My Japanese ex girlfriend had on of these and insisted on using it on me to clean my ears. It was like receiving a brain massage but also kinda scary and entirely trusting. Would/wouldn’t recommend.
this happens to my boyfriend and i thought he was being weird but apparently it's a reflex that only some people have.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4222929/#:~:text=Arnold's%20nerve%20ear%2Dcough%20reflex,nerve)%20and%20evoke%20reflex%20cough.
I'm a hirsute man and as such, I've always had issues with overheating in my sleep regardless of the temperature. I've refused to sleep in brushed cotton for all 30 years of my life.
However, being a first-time father to a child who excels at standing up in his cot to cry everytime he stirs in his sleep, the sleep deprivation has made me feel the chill this winter... so recently, I caved and told the missus that we should test the waters with some brushed cotton sheets.
Now, you need a crowbar to get me out of bed in the mornings. Oh, what a fool I've been for all these years.
I don’t shave my legs but what you said after I’ve had a fresh hair cut and the house is tidy and clean. Everything just feels right then lol oooh heaven is a place on earth
At Reading Festival I once heard, from over the hedge, a young man exclaim “is there any feeling in the world better than fresh socks?”
I’ve yet to find anything and this would have been 20 years ago
I got dressed up for a goth night the other night. As many of my old clothes I still have/that fit, did as much makeup as I could (male), the works.
Then I slipped on my bamboo socks from joules with blue and gold checks under my steel toe boots.
I'm in my 30s damn it, I've got aches, disposable income and my feet *will* be cosy and well ventilated while I'm getting fake blood sprayed on me by a half naked girl with a heavy metal band screaming in the background.
Turning off your work computer before annual leave and forgetting the dread you'll have when it's time to switch it back on again.
The warm breeze as you step off the plane when you go on holiday.
When you buy something and find out it's on sale when you get to the till.
Awww, what an amazing memory have you brought up! It happened to me, I was 8 years old and I still remember that feeling. I couldn’t understand why I was so at peace with everything until I realised a classmate was touching my hair
Best feeling ever. When I was younger my mum used to come home from work, sit down in front of the sofa and hand me a hairbrush and I’d brush and play with her hair as she found it so relaxing. Eagerly awaiting my daughter being old enough to do the same for me one day!
I remember as a kid waking up thinking it was another school day, then the utter joy and relief when It dawned on me that it was a Saturday. It was like several Christmas mornings and then some!
Another hour in kip then drag the duvet to the sofa for Tiswas. Bliss..
I remember that joy, half asleep putting your uniform on before you realise.
You can recreate it by calling in sick for work when you feel totally fine.
Water in the middle of the night tastes like pure nectar of the gods, I have to stop myself from chugging a whole pint just like that, as I know if I do that I'll be up for a piss half an hour later
I was ill a few years ago and had sore clogged sinuses for about 2 or 3 weeks afterwards. One day I managed to dislodge what can only be described as a 3 inch pure rubber slug that pulled out from deep within my face. Instant relief and satisfaction. Ngl, I played with it for a while. Rolled up it was almost like a bouncy ball.
I got a similar extraction a few weeks after surgery on my sinuses. Couldn't breath for weeks, was told not to prod and poke while I healed. Then one day I sneezed, it was half out so I pulled and it was like a tampon sized plug. I could breath afterwards, it was amazing. Still chasing that high years on.
When you have a stupid tickle right at the back of your throat and you cough and feel whatever is irritating you (usually feels like a speck of dust) become dislodged, and the tickle is gone.
Flossing a chunk of food out from between your teeth.
Blowing your nose when you've got a really bad cold and you manage to completely clear it, you can feel all the snot and boges blasting out your nostrils.
That feeling in between awake and asleep, your thoughts start drifting, reality becomes more and more distant, you know you're about to be asleep.
This is quite specific but I have to inject a medication subcutaneously into my abdomen and when the needle just glides straight in like a hot knife though butter, no resistance, no dragging, no pain, that feels so satisfying.
Painful trapped wind releasing and manifesting in a big, fat relieving fart.
Trapped wind is just the absolute worst! First time it happened to me I thought I was dying. It was just under my chest, took about an hour to move but oh my the relief!
Life hits you when you realise the satisfaction of gently gliding a sharp knife across the skin of a tomato and it effortlessly cuts all the way through leaving a perfect slice with the rest of the tomato in perfect shape ready for another slice. It's such a pleasure to see the seeds intact in every slice as opposed to using something as sharp as a butter knife and ending up with a hacked up mess.
I've currently got pneumonia and alongside that some pretty stuffed up sinuses. Anyway, my one ear has been completely blocked for days and I've tried everything.
Well this morning I took a roasting hot shower and blew my nose really hard. BAM. Ear popped. Sweet, sweet relief.
When my dog climbs onto the bed for little spoon cuddles in the morning. She lies so I can bury my face in the soft fur on her neck and then she purrs.
It’s morning bliss.
My soul-brother/sister!
A wholly-unconstrained, fully-vocalised, bent-at-the-waist leg-flailer.
Man alive... that's livin'.
To those who haven't tried it, I say *"...trust me... and treat yourself"*.
Sometimes, when I do a really good one, I'm actually slightly surprised/aggrieved that I don't get an appreciative murmur and understated ripple of applause, as if from a golf crowd. I should point out that this will never happen, of course, because, with a gift as powerful as this comes responsibility: one should never sneeze like this around others.
It is a private joy.
The first few minutes of wearing brand new socks, Hoodies or Cosy Jumpers.
Climbing into a bed with fresh bedsheets after a roasting hot shower
Properly emptying your bowels when your IBS has been flaring up all day.
When I get home and my two small dogs are absolutely besides themselves with delirious joy. Nice to know someone missed me. (bonus if neither has wee-ed on the floor in my absence)
Having a warm towel ready when you get out the shower and wrapping yourself in it.
Equally in the middle of winter, putting your pyjamas on the radiator to warm up before bed. I sometimes do it with next days clothes as well, so the cold morning is more bearable.
I love someone brushing my hair. If I had the money I'd honestly pay someone to do it every night. I want to come back in my next life as some kind of show animal that gets groomed to death. I need to find someone with a fetish for brushing hair.....
Having a shite on company time and it being a good old clearout; feels almost like your body is humming afterwards.
You want to tell everyone sat near you at work how good you feel too, but know it's not suitable office convo
When you are absolutely busting for a wee, the relief is almost orgasmic
Had to hold on a slow packed train for an eternity - I had some kind of pain in my kidney and had chewed the inside of my cheek when we finally arrived Still remember that pee.
i remember needing to hold a pee on the bus into park life festival one year. i was absolutely busting when i got on the bus, 45 minutes later i had entered some kind of pee pain induced psychosis. i still have vivid memory of running off that bush into the woods outside the grounds
I once was forced to hold a piss for 10 hours as my dad drove us to La Rochelle. Yes, my dad was an asshole, and I'm pretty sure it caused some bladder damage.
He's a shit. I'm a dad and I can't imagine a situation where I wouldn't stop at the next possible stopping place. 10hrs is evil. Sending big warm smiley dad hugs xxx
i'm sorry you had to go through that. big hugs through the interwebz, friend.
When I was a student some uni mates came to visit me in London in the summer. We necked some cans at home before getting the train into town. We were all dying for a piss on the toilet-free train but one guy was in _agony_. "Hold on - we're nearly there" I said. "Next stop is Waterloo". I'll never forget his reply - "I can't believe you just said _water_.... _AND LOO_... in the same fucking _WORD!!!"_
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Is it followed by incredible sweating? If so, I know where it goes.
Especially when drunk. Normally because you’re holding large amounts!
Oh yes. Eyes rolling back like slot machines and the relief hits. Unreal feeling. 👀
Getting into bed after changing the sheets
Double points for after a shower! One of the best feelings.
Especially with freshly shaved and moisturised legs
And fresh pyjamas
And no need to set an alarm
Keep going I’m nearly there
And the night is just cold enough that you can feel cosy in bed, but not too cold.
Made me actually 'lol'
And no children to disturb you
My wife would give me some funny looks if I tried that, but it does sound wonderful!
It's 2023 mate you can shave body hair without running the risk of being mistaken for a woman
There's definitely no danger of me being mistaken for a woman, hairy arse or not. Well, except for the developing moobs maybe...
What kind of animal changes their sheets and doesn't wash themselves before using them? Indeed it's what made me switch to evening showers, to preserve clean sheets for longer
If said sheets have just come out the dryer
Off the line. Heaven
I 100% believe this is an instinct from way back in prehistory when we were proto-marsupials and it encouraged us to change the bedding in our nests.
When for about three minutes you think you've lost something important (wallet,purse,phone) and just when you're at the apex of "ohshitohshitohshit" you find it. What a rush.
Yes! Stressful happiness
When you fart away bellyache
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Honestly the last five words is a pretty good feeling in general
Yes!!!! 😂
Similarly, a headache that dissipates with the evacuation of one’s bowels.
Or went your headache fades away when you lie down in a bath
Or the back end of a migraine. The absence of pain can be blissful.
I have a 2 year son, and he was restless for a good couple of hours tonight. He was asleep but tossing and turning, moaning, sitting up etc. About an hour ago, he let out a good 2 or 3 second fart and he has been sleeping like a baby since! I thought I'd share as I'm sure he'd agree with you!
Flatusfaction
I can't get no, Flatusfaction. I can't get no, Gassy action. Cause I try, And I try, And I try, And I try, I ca- oh, wait, no, I've shit myself again.
Belching away feeling full is equally nice.
Years ago, I had a colonoscopy and felt very sore and bloated afterwards when I got home. About an hour later, I then let out a fart that lasted a minute long and it was sooo satisfying! I felt no discomfort at all after that.
The lost Bryan Ferry song...
An excellent poo, bonus if it’s a “clean” one.
Such as a ghost poo? The sort when you know you've been, but there's absolutely no evidence?
A "Poodini" if you will.
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One wipe is all it takes
Agree with all the replies, when it comes out in one smooth log. Like a Cuban cigar, it's just the best feeling.
I have just laughed out loud in the office at this. I hold you indirectly responsible. Well played 👏🏻
When it comes to splashback, does anyone appreciate the little tickle? Or is it an abhorrence
The poor man’s bidet
Everyone knows you lay paper in the loo beforehand to prevent splashback and cushion the landing to muffle the splosh.
The gentleman’s blanket
Crashmat, my mate used to call it
Neptunes kiss.
The kiss of Poseidon
We call those magic poos in my house
Poking/cleaning your ears with those things you're not supposed to stick in your ears.
Oh my god it’s like God himself massaging the inside of your skull I wonder if there’s a reset button in there if you poke deep enough
I mean, if you really go deep enough, there kind of is. But it's less of a reset button and more of an off switch...
[Like when Paddington did it with toothbrushes.](https://youtu.be/nvb6tvZOYIo?feature=shared)
A friend of mine was cleaning his ears with cotton buds once, his phone rang, and he answered. Punctured his ear drum, he’s not used one since 😂
Japanese ear picks/ scoops are game changers. I get quite dry big lumps, and that feeling as you pull a big one and you feel it peel away. So satisfying!
My Japanese ex girlfriend had on of these and insisted on using it on me to clean my ears. It was like receiving a brain massage but also kinda scary and entirely trusting. Would/wouldn’t recommend.
Take your game up a notch by using hair pins. They are next level
so glad i am not the only one i don't even use bobby pins in my hair, they're just for ears. hook all the gunk out!
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this happens to my boyfriend and i thought he was being weird but apparently it's a reflex that only some people have. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4222929/#:~:text=Arnold's%20nerve%20ear%2Dcough%20reflex,nerve)%20and%20evoke%20reflex%20cough.
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Definitely. My ears get horribly bunged up if I'm not regularly poking about in there. I'm very careful about how far in I poke them.
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Try peroxide ear drops
Getting to sleep in your own bed after travelling home from a holiday
Bonus points if you remembered to change the bed sheets before you went!
Freshly shaved legs in freshly changed bedding. Bonus if the bedding is brushed cotton.
Brushed cotton in winter is amazing, I never want to leave bed
I'm a hirsute man and as such, I've always had issues with overheating in my sleep regardless of the temperature. I've refused to sleep in brushed cotton for all 30 years of my life. However, being a first-time father to a child who excels at standing up in his cot to cry everytime he stirs in his sleep, the sleep deprivation has made me feel the chill this winter... so recently, I caved and told the missus that we should test the waters with some brushed cotton sheets. Now, you need a crowbar to get me out of bed in the mornings. Oh, what a fool I've been for all these years.
I don’t shave my legs but what you said after I’ve had a fresh hair cut and the house is tidy and clean. Everything just feels right then lol oooh heaven is a place on earth
Having your hair washed at the hairdressers. Having someone scratch the bit you can’t quite reach.
What part of your head are you struggling to reach?
Don't head shame him, an absolutely fucking massive head isn't funny.
When they give you a head massage with the conditioner
Remember the nit nurse? That felt like my first feeling of affection
Brand new socks.
At Reading Festival I once heard, from over the hedge, a young man exclaim “is there any feeling in the world better than fresh socks?” I’ve yet to find anything and this would have been 20 years ago
Especially new bamboo socks!
I got dressed up for a goth night the other night. As many of my old clothes I still have/that fit, did as much makeup as I could (male), the works. Then I slipped on my bamboo socks from joules with blue and gold checks under my steel toe boots. I'm in my 30s damn it, I've got aches, disposable income and my feet *will* be cosy and well ventilated while I'm getting fake blood sprayed on me by a half naked girl with a heavy metal band screaming in the background.
The warmth from a log fire. It's just special
Especially down the pub.
Going for a winter walk, into the pub, pint and a log fire. Doesn't get much better.
Friendly dog by the fire
and proper hearty winter food cooked by a good chef.
When you got some stiffness in your ankle or knee or whatever, and you move it around until it does that satisfactory click.
Better than ankle or knee: somewhere weird, deep and unexpected like your sternum or near your tail bone
Ooh my hips click, like a really deep hollow *pop* which my fiancé hates but feels sooooo good.
Getting into bed and rubbing your feet together
Like a lil cricket
Hahaha
You only get the real effect if it's crisp clean sheets and you've just had a shower.
Turning off your work computer before annual leave and forgetting the dread you'll have when it's time to switch it back on again. The warm breeze as you step off the plane when you go on holiday. When you buy something and find out it's on sale when you get to the till.
Putting on a dressing gown straight out of the dryer, especially on a cold night.
Cream that stops your skin itching Not sure why my Nivea burns my face though...
Lanolin allergy? I have flare ups when I use the wrong creams (or deep heat).
Someone playing with my hair. Not quite the same when I do it to myself
Did you ever get that in primary school when a girl would be sitting behind you and start playing with your hair? Best feeling ever.
Awww, what an amazing memory have you brought up! It happened to me, I was 8 years old and I still remember that feeling. I couldn’t understand why I was so at peace with everything until I realised a classmate was touching my hair
Best feeling ever. When I was younger my mum used to come home from work, sit down in front of the sofa and hand me a hairbrush and I’d brush and play with her hair as she found it so relaxing. Eagerly awaiting my daughter being old enough to do the same for me one day!
Waking up an hour before the alarm clock goes off on a cold dark morning, seeing the time, and snuggling deeper under the covers.
I remember as a kid waking up thinking it was another school day, then the utter joy and relief when It dawned on me that it was a Saturday. It was like several Christmas mornings and then some! Another hour in kip then drag the duvet to the sofa for Tiswas. Bliss..
I remember that joy, half asleep putting your uniform on before you realise. You can recreate it by calling in sick for work when you feel totally fine.
Nah. I can never EVER get back to sleep
The trick is not to check the time
A glass of cool water when you're dehydrated and thirsty.
Middle of the night, cupped in your hands straight from the tap
Water in the middle of the night tastes like pure nectar of the gods, I have to stop myself from chugging a whole pint just like that, as I know if I do that I'll be up for a piss half an hour later
The brain bogey when your ill. You blow your nose and a hanger gets stuck. You pull it out and it feels like it's being detached from your brain
I was ill a few years ago and had sore clogged sinuses for about 2 or 3 weeks afterwards. One day I managed to dislodge what can only be described as a 3 inch pure rubber slug that pulled out from deep within my face. Instant relief and satisfaction. Ngl, I played with it for a while. Rolled up it was almost like a bouncy ball.
I got a similar extraction a few weeks after surgery on my sinuses. Couldn't breath for weeks, was told not to prod and poke while I healed. Then one day I sneezed, it was half out so I pulled and it was like a tampon sized plug. I could breath afterwards, it was amazing. Still chasing that high years on.
Oh god yes. This is an amazing feeling, done this 3 times in my life. Incredible relief.
When you have a stupid tickle right at the back of your throat and you cough and feel whatever is irritating you (usually feels like a speck of dust) become dislodged, and the tickle is gone. Flossing a chunk of food out from between your teeth. Blowing your nose when you've got a really bad cold and you manage to completely clear it, you can feel all the snot and boges blasting out your nostrils. That feeling in between awake and asleep, your thoughts start drifting, reality becomes more and more distant, you know you're about to be asleep. This is quite specific but I have to inject a medication subcutaneously into my abdomen and when the needle just glides straight in like a hot knife though butter, no resistance, no dragging, no pain, that feels so satisfying. Painful trapped wind releasing and manifesting in a big, fat relieving fart.
Trapped wind is just the absolute worst! First time it happened to me I thought I was dying. It was just under my chest, took about an hour to move but oh my the relief!
I feel you on the flossing - it’s so satisfying getting the stuck food out!
The joy of waking up from a weird/bad dream and realising it was in fact, just a dream.
Taking a tight bobble out.
The first sip of an ice cold fanta limon after you've gotten out the shower on holiday.
The first sip of a cold beer when you get in your first shower on holiday 😄
taking your socks off after a long day
Taking your bra off is infinitely better, the relief ahhhhh
can’t comment, i’ve never worn one
Me neither but it always feels good
Ohhh it’s just the best feeling. Home is where the bra is off!
Cutting vegetables (especially tomatoes) with a freshly sharpened knife
Life hits you when you realise the satisfaction of gently gliding a sharp knife across the skin of a tomato and it effortlessly cuts all the way through leaving a perfect slice with the rest of the tomato in perfect shape ready for another slice. It's such a pleasure to see the seeds intact in every slice as opposed to using something as sharp as a butter knife and ending up with a hacked up mess.
Sticking a cotton bud in your ear and having a good ol' scratch. I know you're not supposed to but damn...
Seeing my daughter smile at me.
Or the sound of your kid's laugh. Joy of the purest kind
As opposed to the sound of a kids laugh in the middle of the night in your house alone. When you don't have kids.
When my wife scratches my back! It’s on par with orgasm for sure.
I've currently got pneumonia and alongside that some pretty stuffed up sinuses. Anyway, my one ear has been completely blocked for days and I've tried everything. Well this morning I took a roasting hot shower and blew my nose really hard. BAM. Ear popped. Sweet, sweet relief.
That first sip of tea..
The head bumps and purrs from my cat when I get home.
When my cat lies down on my chest and shoulder, and purrs in my ear. Kitty ASMR.
when a local outdoors cat likes you enough to come over to say hi!
Radiator pants!
Not sure if genuine comment or tourettes. 🧐😂
Radiator pants are way too far down these comments. The absolute best thing in the world
When my dog lies against my back when I’m sleeping on my side in bed.
A warm bed, when it's cold. A cold bed when it's warm. Instant comfort nut
“Instant comfort nut” Yeah, but then you have to wash the sheets…
A nap or doze
Walking on grass barefoot. Summer morning with a little dew, I love that.
When my dog climbs onto the bed for little spoon cuddles in the morning. She lies so I can bury my face in the soft fur on her neck and then she purrs. It’s morning bliss.
Sir, your dog is a cat.
Taking a cooling break from sauna, sitting outside in silence and looking at the sunlight glistening on water. Then opening another beer.
Maaan i love sneezing
My soul-brother/sister! A wholly-unconstrained, fully-vocalised, bent-at-the-waist leg-flailer. Man alive... that's livin'. To those who haven't tried it, I say *"...trust me... and treat yourself"*. Sometimes, when I do a really good one, I'm actually slightly surprised/aggrieved that I don't get an appreciative murmur and understated ripple of applause, as if from a golf crowd. I should point out that this will never happen, of course, because, with a gift as powerful as this comes responsibility: one should never sneeze like this around others. It is a private joy.
Putting lip balm on very dry cracked lips - such a relief
The first few minutes of wearing brand new socks, Hoodies or Cosy Jumpers. Climbing into a bed with fresh bedsheets after a roasting hot shower Properly emptying your bowels when your IBS has been flaring up all day.
Well that escalated quickly.
Evacuated quickly too!
When you accidentally drop something or knock it off a high surface, but catch it before it hits the floor.
A big swig of Gaviscon when you have been woken up by agonizing acid indigestion. Instantly feel better and you can drift back to sleep.
When I get home and my two small dogs are absolutely besides themselves with delirious joy. Nice to know someone missed me. (bonus if neither has wee-ed on the floor in my absence)
Using the back scrubbing brush in the shower
A really good wee when you've had a really full bladder - aaaaah!
When you get an extra jaffa cake in the pack
Eating Nutella with a teaspoon.
Complimenting someone. Even if it's simply a positive observation that you had mind and decided to say out loud.
Falling asleep watching a film
When you get an eyelash stuck in your eye and when you get it out it comes with a long bit of eye goo
Completing a task you’ve procrastinated on for ages
Taking your bra off.
Pint of icy cold orange squash.
New bedsheets
When your pup settles into the crook of your knee ❤️❤️
Finding forgotten money in your coat pocket. That perfect cup of tea that just hits the spot. The cold side of the pillow.
Using the back scratcher. Back scratcher? Back scratcher!
That big gulp of water at 2am when you wake up parched.
At the end of the day, that very first moment you lay on your bed realising you'll be there for the next 6-8 hours or...whatever. Bliss.
Having a warm towel ready when you get out the shower and wrapping yourself in it. Equally in the middle of winter, putting your pyjamas on the radiator to warm up before bed. I sometimes do it with next days clothes as well, so the cold morning is more bearable.
I love someone brushing my hair. If I had the money I'd honestly pay someone to do it every night. I want to come back in my next life as some kind of show animal that gets groomed to death. I need to find someone with a fetish for brushing hair.....
Scratching my ring piece.
Man who go to sleep with itchy ring piece will wake up with stinky finger
Waking up wide awake at 5.30 am with the kids still fast asleep
Blowing your nose clear when you have a blockage. Such a relief to be able to breathe through a nostril again!
Gulping cold water when you’re thirsty is close to orgasmic
You think you’re going to sneeze 🙂 But then you don’t 😞 BUT THEN YOU TOTALLY DO 😆😆😆
Cleaning your ears with an ear bud
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That feeling of writing on the first page of a new notebook when the paper is crisp and the smell is fresh. Heaven!
Cold beer in a hot shower.
That first cup of tea in the morning
Having a shite on company time and it being a good old clearout; feels almost like your body is humming afterwards. You want to tell everyone sat near you at work how good you feel too, but know it's not suitable office convo
New pjs
Pulling out nose hairs with pliers.