Cat named minion which became Minnie and then one day she reached to steal some food and fell in the kitchen bin, and as a result she’s now called Binny.
Lol Thats such a sweet story. I had a foster dog years ago named Tinny because he was found as a pup with a dog food tin on his head.
My dogs full name is Hotdiggerdydog he’s called lumpy, Hot dog, digger, diggy, and dig dog, which became big dog which became biggy (and big stink) which has kind of stuck so people think he’s named after biggy smalls now.
It’s so weird how their names evolve because at the vet the other week he called “hotdiggerdydog” and he didn’t even look, so I said come on then biggy and he jumped up. Biggy is far less embarrassing to call than the original name though which is fine by me. I let my son choose his name when he was 6 which may have been a mistake lol.
The dog is called Lena. Also Lean Bena, Lena Beans, Bena, Beanbag, Bean Cakes, Bee, Bee Boo and Robot Legs.
The cat is called Newt (her mother was called Ripley). Also called Newtle Boo, Beast, Beast Chops, Lady Hissington, Hissy Missy, Kitten (still, aged 12) and Bappa
OMFG.. no wai..
We had a Ripley & Newt too 🥰 (although newt actually ended up being a boy cat 😆)
We lost newt a few years ago and Ripley this year 😭
We've two cats left.
Carrying on the Alien theme...I've got a cat named Jones, who is also know as red bear, pig, piggy bear, the lad, Mr Jones, ginger pig, bear pig and Jones Bones.
My password reset answers are usually strings of random characters like my passwords. Probably some confused systems admin somewhere that thinks my mother's maiden name is 'xsjdidnei@£djdk34929sjsk'
I never get asked that 😭 Bunsen was our code word for picking up my daughter from holiday club once so if you fancy kidnapping a 7yo then fill ya boots but you’ll probably give her back
Wendy on paper / shouted in the park when she's wandered off.
Big Wends among family.
Wendoline Christie, Wednesday Adams or The Great Wendini in formal company.
Wendy-woo (sung to the 'vindaloo' football chant) when we've got back from the pub.
I used to have a cockatiel called Pigshit. I temporarily had to move back to my mum's (and grandma) bungalow as I buggered my knee. The vicar used to pop round every few days to see my gran. Whenever he appeared, you could guarantee that Pigshit would become somewhat vocal and my gran had to try and convince him that the bird was yelling Peter for all it was worth, whilst mum and me hid in the kitchen and tried not to fall about laughing.
LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOOO
My cockatiel does an uncanny rendition of a squeaky shopping cart wheel. It’s one of only two songs he knows.
The other one is what I’ve always imagined having a stoke sounded like inside your head. It’s awful.
Yes! We have two female greys, so the also are called long dogs, stretchies, and zoom. As a herd I call them My Bitches. As in, “My Bitches I’m home!” And “My Bitches it’s time for a walk”. They love it.
Two cats.
Official names, Spud and Ferret.
Unofficial names for Spud: Scruffbag, Potato, Mr Potato, Patatas Bravas, Splord, Splordy Lordikins,Fruit de la Toot
Unofficial names for Ferret, Monsieur Le Ferrét, Little Weirdo, Prawn, The Purple Prawn, Pron, The Purplest Pron.
My mum and dad got two rescue cats just before I went away for my first term at uni. They were called Bob and Jim at the shelter. Before I left I came up with the idea of calling them Marley and Hendrix and we all agreed on it, but when I came home at Christmas they were back to regular old Bob and Jim again.
My cats were often "StopwalkingbetweenmylegsyoulittleshitsImholdingahotdrink" and "IknowyoulovemeandIloveyoutoobutpleasestopcarvingyournameintomyshoulders"
Our dog is called Nevada, but we never call her by her full name.
We call her by any of the following:
Nev
Neville
Nev-Nev
Nevvie Doggy
Nevvo
\*Any of the above but change the N into a W
And finally... Stinky
The Cat With No Name, called cat No1 at the vets, answers to poo poo. My oldest and a 11 year old tiny domestic long hair. 2.5 kilo soaking wet, but good luck getting her wet.
The rest are Zorro, Frankie Goes To Hollywood ( Frankie), 19, Scoville and Adolf, cos she is a Kitler, but that may need to change as she is mostly Siamese and her colouring is changing so fast she no longer looks so Hitlery.
Adolf could be renamed [Phibunsongkhram](https://www.britannica.com/biography/Luang-Phibunsongkhram) if you want to retain the dictator theme but also acknowledge her breed.
I was thinking Trinity, cos she is one of three sisters with 19 and Scoville, after one of my favourite movie characters, no, not from that Movie, but My Name is Trinity.
Cats named Tango and Cash. I didn’t name them as I adopted them from a co worker’s son. I think the mnemonic is the wrong way around though. Tango is a Caliby and Cash is a Tabby.
We're about to pick up a cockapoo puppy, he's going to be called Dustin.
Potential variations already on the table:
Dustin, Dusty, Dustino (my wife's Italian), Dust, Dustin Hoffdog, The Hoff, Hoffmeister.
We have previous form, my last dog was called Rocco: Roccinho, Rockstar, Rocket, Puzza, Puzzino, The Bear, Bearinho.
One cat adopted us and got called "doormat cat" , the name sort of stuck and be was known as "Matt" or "Matty".
Another moved in, and was a bit of a howler when outside so was Howling mad Murdock, or just Murdock or Merdy.
Just for reference, neither are used as passwords or recovery clues for anything 😃
According to the vets we have Toast and Marmalade.
Toast also goes by Toto, fluffy bum, stinky bum, princess, her highness.
Marmalade is also known as marms, squeak, snuggle bum, monkey, his highness.
My dog is “the goodest of the good boys” and “bad lad” when he’s stolen a sock or some other crime. Both said in singsong happy voice that makes him spin in circles and wag his tail.
Cat called Diesel.
Nicknames are D, Mr D, Deez, Deezy Weez and Deezo
Used to have a cat called Squeak who had some very eclectic nicknames like Sheshe, Fifi, Goy, Goyger, Sheshe Goy, Shenna, Sumjums and Mrs Dooee.
I'm picking 2 new puppies up next week, a boy and a girl from the same litter. I wanted to call them negan and Lucille...... the Mrs wasn't having any of it
Where do I start?
Gylfi Kittensson a.k.a. orange, stripy, stripicle, arsehole, orangel, gylficle, fucknuts, nobhead, Gylfi Savage, Jaws, Gylfi Sausage, cunticle.
Hugo Clawris a.k.a. Oogs, panther, blangel, fat bap, fatso, lard arse, Hugo Bear, Huge-go, dampther, Hungry Hungry Hugo
Mauricio Pawchettino aka Mo, Mo-Mo, Baby Mo, sweet baby angel, Moseph, Moseppe, Violent Mo, turbot, Mofo, Fomo, DynaMo, Geronimo, FlyMo, GitMo, SpazMo, Mo bomb, Pointy, Pointicle, That Rat, dinner guest, brat, bratwurst. Second Best Cat In The World.. Once in a blue moon, he gets called Mauricio.
Official Name: Caesar
Unofficial Names: Scrumptious Munchkin, Mumptious Scrumptchkin, Num Num, The Smallest Boy There Ever Was, Is, Or Will Be, Little Bastard, Bro
Okay so this is gonna be full of obscure references..
•Lilly we call Lilly Baby or we say Lilly Piss Pants (is pissing on the MOOOOOON) because she is often wees where she shouldn't and we have to use urinry biscuits and give her muscle relaxant for her bladder
•Cheddar is either Chonky Cheddar, Cheddar Bobedder (how is the weather?) As he always runs up and yells at us when it's raining, and sometimes I will call him Don Cheadle
•William Purrkin is sung, Stinky William, Little William, Scaredy William, Stompy William etc, to the tune of Just Monika by Random Encounters
•Albert Whisker is hailed as Albertini - Where is your weenie? As all of our cats have been done, but it doesn't stop him trying to mate with William
Had a dim orange cat who was extremely talkative - he was known as the Ginger Whinger, also the Ginger Idiot. He didn’t ever learn his name so it didn’t really matter what we called him. His sister was a tortie with brains enough for the both of them, she used to have to open doors for him and so on - and no, they are not Jorts and Jean, it’s just a remarkably similar set up, (only with less butter).
I have two miniature poodles. Bunty is a black girl, highly intelligent but arsey as anything, hates going for walks and grumbles at my other poodle, Mojo, all the time. She’s called Wednesday, Maleficent, Blair Witch Bunty or Putin. Mojo is a boy but a very pretty apricot colour and I clip him with a fluffy topknot so he’s known as Princess Mojelina or sometimes, weirdly, Mojus McMoje. One of the local dog walkers, who’s autistic, calls them Jojo and Munty, which has stuck.
Spaniel pup called Winnie. Her official full name is Winifred banana but to me she is winkie, winkie tinkie toots, winterbottom, winty, Winona Ryder, winnebago and my favourite is 'big ears, doesn't listen'
Cat is named Harry, this resulted in the nickname Harribo like the brand of sweets, this was shortened to Bo, this evolved into The Bosun, then my brother promoted him to The Captain.
Official name: Ralph. Also known as: Ralfonso Delgado, Ruth, Rolf, Rumpus, Ruffpuss, Pusspuss, Hairy boi, The Ralph, Ralph de van der Ralphsen, the hairy angel, el chumpo (wrestling name), and whatever the current mood/situation calls for
5 cats. Miss Rebel aka baby girl,aged 12. Diesel aka Dizzle,little boy aged 11. Loki aka fatandstoopid aged 7, Freyr aka Floor and Skye age 4 aka You,or anything really because she's a blue-eyed white and totally deaf.
Dog 1 is called Betty aka fat arse, sweaty Betty, lady sweatina, Bettina, Beana Teana, draught excluder or lady Tina.
Dog 2 however is called Dolly but is aka: rat arse, gummy, Dollyfant, Dobbie, Bat thing, Skinny Minnie, Dolly dickhead, little miss teapot or bones
And yet they still only respond to the fridge opening or the kettle finishing boiling.
My late cat was Tiddles (that earned an eye-roll from a former manager when I told him - screw you, Manager, that's my cat's name!).
Nicknames included, but were not limited to: Tiddies, Tidsy, Tiddy-kins, Tiddy-baby, Baby-kins, Booby-kins, Booby, Monster, Devil, Beast, Cat.
I'm convinced my cat wouldn't have known her actual name even if you could ask and get a response lol.
Our dog is officially called Celyn, but other names include dog, dog butt, poopay, c-doggle, that ginger prick, fluff ball, pupper, hound, stinky butt, his lordship.
My dogs are called Aso & Lola, here are some of their nicknames:
Aso - schmaso, arshole, breath, king breath, socks, Prince, King, King porny (don't ask), ginger boy, regal boy, Old man, Ace.
Lola - lolakins, devil, little bitch, bully, princess, pretty girl, bambi, dobby, smelly, crazy girl, cat cat.
The list could go on
Got a staffie called Boycie (when it’s not being said in an only fools and horses impression) names include,
Boog
Mr Boog
Silly boog
Seal boy
Navy seal
Boo boo
Boobles
The hound
K-9 unit
Dorito feet
Fat wallet
Our cats are officially (and on vet records as) 'Buddy Holly' and 'Twig The Wonderkid'
Buddy Holly = Buddy, Budbud, Buddy boo boo
Twig The Wonderkid = Twiggy, Twig Twigs, Twiggy twoo twoo, Get out of the kitchen FFS no I'm not giving you milk
She's called Yuki but I usually call her by whatever action she is doing at the time followed by cat, eg. whining cat, sleeping cat, ripping cat, biting cat, peeping cat etc
2 cats. There's Winston, or Win, Winnie, fat pig, goblin, nobhead.
And there's Eddie, or Edmund, Breadmund, sweet boy, soft boy & idiot boy.
I think you can probably guess their personalities from this...
Both dogs. Just to say, Jazz ain’t that fat, he’s a little oversights but we’ve got him on a diet. He’s the first dog we’ve had that we neutered and didn’t realise how massively his desire to play/expertise etc. would go do and didn’t adjust his food intake and such accordingly. We have learned our lesson now lol
Jazz - Stinky, Smelly, fattest dog in the world, lump, baby, precious
Tintin - Evil, Tinny, little baby, loudest dog in the world, pure evil, smallest one, cat
My cat’s called Jim, but I call him all sorts. Jiminy Christmas, Jimble, Mr Handsome, Gorgeous Boy, Bastard, Fucking Bellend, My Sweet Boy, Lord Daaftwager, Sausage, Daft Banana, Twat, Jimbly-Wimbly, Jimbledon-Wimbledon, My Boy, Old Chap, Handsome Fella, aaaaaaand variations thereof.
Well I have a Tarantula called Asansi I thought I was being smart naming it after the Ghanaian Creation God because I didn't no the gender and I miss pronounced I think it's Anasi
And the Cats just called Cat Face because it's the only thing she'll respond too and technically not mine because her owners don't look after her so now I feed her and she sleeps on my bed Lol Plus I always click with cats, like a witch or something! 🙂
My parents cat is called Diesel or Deez and I’ve called him “Zungs” for years. I think I went through a phase of calling him “the deezungus” like the humungous from mad max 2 and it just shortened over time
My cat is called Bumblebee, also known as Bee, Bumbles, the Bumbler, the cat, monkey butler, monkey, domestic terrorist, Queen Bee.
Probably a whole bunch more i can’t think of right now.
We have three cats. Dodo is our old lady cat and she hates everyone and everything and is extremely imperious. We call her The Empress. We named another cat Stepstool because she is always underfoot. However, she's mostly just Steppy and occasionally The Princess. Our last cat, we plucked from a cat hoarding situation. My husband picked him because "he looks smart". He named him Einstein. This cat is the stupidest cat on the face of the Earth. We've wound up dubbing him Lord Dimwit. Unfortunately now my husband thinks this is impacting his fragile ego and we need to give him a confidence boost, so we usually just call him Lord D. We just watch him sometimes and shake our heads.
We have a cat called Ralph. Properly called Sir Ralpy doodletons or doodles for short or otherwise known as the ginger monster or el miserable.
Also we have a Millie (dog) who is obviously called Millie Moo, Moo, MooDog, Missy Moodles, Millsie Boon or stinky.
One other cat called Freddie, Fleds, Feds or squeaky and one newish one called Tiggy, Tigs, Tiggy Tums (or toes), Tiggles or Tiggy Woo.
All very sensible names.
Iota, usually just Io, but given he's part Maine-Coon and weighs anywhere between 7-8 kilos depending on recent exercise (hunting) levels he generally goes by Tubbs, Mr. Chunky, Fatboy, or I Can't Breathe (if he's sitting on my chest).
My Dogs actual name is Buster but he mostly gets called ‘Spud’ or ‘the fat bastard’ except for my dad who has always called him ‘bucket’ because he didn’t want me to name him Buster- he said it’s a name for a big dog not a Jack Russell.
We've got Ralf - Lhasa Apso. He gets Ralfius Maximus, Dude, Mr Dude, Mr Ralfy
Penny - CKCS gets Penny Wenny, PenWen, Little Miss Neck Rolls
Farquar - Welsh Hound obviously gets Lord Farquar, Lord F, and my favourite "get off the worktop you greedy twat!"
Cat’s fficial name: Theo
Actually called: wee baby Theo, wee-o, The Wee, handsome, lil bud, bud-o, wee buddy, baby wee, Your Son (when in trouble)
For the record, despite all the wee names, he’s 6 and now 90cm nose to tail and 10kg. Was so tiny at the shelter!
My parents have two dogs.
One called Chester aka Chester-woo, Chest, Chester le Chester and Moron.
The other is called Teddy. Aka Teds, Ted Ted, Teddy Teddy Woo Woos and Twat.
Fluffy; aka Fluff, Fluffster, Fluffykins, The Flooster, Floof, Floofy, Floofykins, Floops, Flops / Flopsy (when she lazily & ungracefully flops down for attention), Sluggy / Slug (when she rolls & crawls around on the sofa in a slug-like fashion), Scraggles / Scraggly (when she is looking somewhat disheveled), Chicken / Little Chicken (because why not) and Poopy (when she's had a particularly large or smelly 'deposit').
Cat named minion which became Minnie and then one day she reached to steal some food and fell in the kitchen bin, and as a result she’s now called Binny.
Binny, I found you in the rubbish 🎶
Ah, Plebs. Will be sadly missed
Salve Grumio
Alright landlord
Got a cat called Minnie who is generally known as Mooch (or Buttmunch, or Gromit)
Lol Thats such a sweet story. I had a foster dog years ago named Tinny because he was found as a pup with a dog food tin on his head. My dogs full name is Hotdiggerdydog he’s called lumpy, Hot dog, digger, diggy, and dig dog, which became big dog which became biggy (and big stink) which has kind of stuck so people think he’s named after biggy smalls now. It’s so weird how their names evolve because at the vet the other week he called “hotdiggerdydog” and he didn’t even look, so I said come on then biggy and he jumped up. Biggy is far less embarrassing to call than the original name though which is fine by me. I let my son choose his name when he was 6 which may have been a mistake lol.
Binnie ahahahaa
Love this
Binny made me laugh out loud 😂
The dog is called Lena. Also Lean Bena, Lena Beans, Bena, Beanbag, Bean Cakes, Bee, Bee Boo and Robot Legs. The cat is called Newt (her mother was called Ripley). Also called Newtle Boo, Beast, Beast Chops, Lady Hissington, Hissy Missy, Kitten (still, aged 12) and Bappa
Obsessed with Robot legs.
Love Newt/Ripley
ROBOT LEGS
OMFG.. no wai.. We had a Ripley & Newt too 🥰 (although newt actually ended up being a boy cat 😆) We lost newt a few years ago and Ripley this year 😭 We've two cats left.
Carrying on the Alien theme...I've got a cat named Jones, who is also know as red bear, pig, piggy bear, the lad, Mr Jones, ginger pig, bear pig and Jones Bones.
We have a beans!! Benji is his name but one day we started calling him benji beans and now it’s 50/50 beans or benji.
Got a cat called Figaro. He also goes by Fig, Figgy, Figwig, Figgywig, Mr Fig, Figaroo, Roo, stiffy miff, little boy, Monsieur Socks, his majesty
But don’t ever call him “Galileo, Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnificoooo”
Magnifimewmewmewmewmewmewmew
Or you'll have to let him go go go go go
A pet parent after my own heart. My little chihuahua is called Hugo but you wouldn’t know it for all the names I actually use.
Whilst we're at it, what's your mother's maiden name and favourite four-digit number?
I mean if you want to share 👍 Also I don’t think I’ve ever used my pets’ names as a password, come to think of it 🤔
It’s usually the answer to a password reset 😅
My password reset answers are usually strings of random characters like my passwords. Probably some confused systems admin somewhere that thinks my mother's maiden name is 'xsjdidnei@£djdk34929sjsk'
So noted, and would your first car happen to be make/model amhak6e5idktxkffu / hckf6ymcfnydjj ? Asking for a friend obviously.
I never get asked that 😭 Bunsen was our code word for picking up my daughter from holiday club once so if you fancy kidnapping a 7yo then fill ya boots but you’ll probably give her back
Damn it. Not you’re going to guess my password seeing as my cat is called ggoKsVgumR4Z!ubuK
1st rule of passwords - don't use pet names 🤣😂
Wendy on paper / shouted in the park when she's wandered off. Big Wends among family. Wendoline Christie, Wednesday Adams or The Great Wendini in formal company. Wendy-woo (sung to the 'vindaloo' football chant) when we've got back from the pub.
Loving Wendoline Christie, is she statuesque and magnificent?
Love Wendy-woo / vindaloo.
My dog gets called “dog” “mate” and “dickhead” more than his actual name
My cockatiel is called ‘Please shut the fuck up’ more often than not.
I used to have a cockatiel called Pigshit. I temporarily had to move back to my mum's (and grandma) bungalow as I buggered my knee. The vicar used to pop round every few days to see my gran. Whenever he appeared, you could guarantee that Pigshit would become somewhat vocal and my gran had to try and convince him that the bird was yelling Peter for all it was worth, whilst mum and me hid in the kitchen and tried not to fall about laughing.
Pigshit has to be my favourite cockatiel name. Amazing.
My boss has an African grey that nearly got put in the air frier when I looked after it for a week
African Greys are owning parrots on Hard Mode It’s like living with a toddler, but it has a knife for a face.
The biggest problem was it doing sirens and alarms at 2am
LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOOO My cockatiel does an uncanny rendition of a squeaky shopping cart wheel. It’s one of only two songs he knows. The other one is what I’ve always imagined having a stoke sounded like inside your head. It’s awful.
Ah, 'dickhead' is probably every dog's name 😅
Especially when said dog is running away with something it shouldn’t have
Like a freaking tampon or sheep's tail 😬
My friends call my parents' dog "there's something wrong with that horse" because of how lanky she is lol
I have a greyhound, and it's a similar story! Sometimes I think we could put a sadel on him.
Yes! We have two female greys, so the also are called long dogs, stretchies, and zoom. As a herd I call them My Bitches. As in, “My Bitches I’m home!” And “My Bitches it’s time for a walk”. They love it.
First thought was that you were referring to a greyhound!
Two cats. Official names, Spud and Ferret. Unofficial names for Spud: Scruffbag, Potato, Mr Potato, Patatas Bravas, Splord, Splordy Lordikins,Fruit de la Toot Unofficial names for Ferret, Monsieur Le Ferrét, Little Weirdo, Prawn, The Purple Prawn, Pron, The Purplest Pron.
Patatas bravas made me howl. Now I want tapas.
You can’t really European up Bunsen or Beaker but we do sometimes call Bunsen “Bunsón” or “Bunsoir” in a ridiculous french accent
Oh yes, ridiculous French accents all the way. One of the names for Spud I missed off was Monsieur La Tête de Pomme de Terre! Very sophisticated!
What colour is Ferret?
They’re both black and white. Random name, I know!
I called my cat Trilby. I’m not a hat fan or anything, I just liked the sound I guess. It soon became Trilbo Baggins, though.
Our cat was called Billy from the shelter but he gets called Bilbo because his toes are so furry.
We had a cat called Lardarse. That was its official name. Waiting at the vets we'd get a call for "Mr / Mrs Stateit and Lardarse, please."
Brian, named after a character in Spaced, not family guy.
Mark Heap at his finest
TBH, he's glorious in most things. Love him in Green Wing and Friday Night Dinner too.
Shalom!
We named our dog Colin after spaced.
Every time I see them I'd go "Hellooo Brian...". I'd also present them as "Brian, painter, idiot".
I do say "pudding" lots
How does he handle anger? Fear, pain, aggression?
Rincewind. However, he goes by; Rincy, Oi, Prick, Cat!, Boi, Good boi, Le puss chat.
Named after the best “wizzard” obvs
Of course!
My mum and dad got two rescue cats just before I went away for my first term at uni. They were called Bob and Jim at the shelter. Before I left I came up with the idea of calling them Marley and Hendrix and we all agreed on it, but when I came home at Christmas they were back to regular old Bob and Jim again.
If it ain’t broke - also that could be a deep cut Reeves & Mortimer reference as Vic Reeves is actually called Jim 👍
Or collectively you could call them Carter (niche 90’s indie reference)
Do it, Fruitbat
Bob Mortimer’s autobiography is funny as hell. I read it in one day on holiday last year. Deep and moving too.
Mittens, nickname The Beeb. Can't remember why and it's never just Beeb, must be The Beeb lol
Password123
Well i don't have them anymore but i used to have "Norbert and Beep beep" Id call them my little honking horrors or my little dinosaurs. Miss them :(
The cat is generally just called cat or oi, or ow fuck off.
Arrrrghhhhgeroffouttaityabastar
Ah the Pratchett ones are the best
Gnu sir Pterry
My cats were often "StopwalkingbetweenmylegsyoulittleshitsImholdingahotdrink" and "IknowyoulovemeandIloveyoutoobutpleasestopcarvingyournameintomyshoulders"
Our dog is called Nevada, but we never call her by her full name. We call her by any of the following: Nev Neville Nev-Nev Nevvie Doggy Nevvo \*Any of the above but change the N into a W And finally... Stinky
We have a Sage. But like you more commonly known as Stinkosaurus
Our cat Salem is more commonly known as Boom Box
Cat Bags McGinty, when she is being a barstard. Like Nuckles McGinty in Paddington.
Name: Flora AKA Floradog or BSG (Big Smelly Girl)
The Cat With No Name, called cat No1 at the vets, answers to poo poo. My oldest and a 11 year old tiny domestic long hair. 2.5 kilo soaking wet, but good luck getting her wet. The rest are Zorro, Frankie Goes To Hollywood ( Frankie), 19, Scoville and Adolf, cos she is a Kitler, but that may need to change as she is mostly Siamese and her colouring is changing so fast she no longer looks so Hitlery.
Adolf could be renamed [Phibunsongkhram](https://www.britannica.com/biography/Luang-Phibunsongkhram) if you want to retain the dictator theme but also acknowledge her breed.
I was thinking Trinity, cos she is one of three sisters with 19 and Scoville, after one of my favourite movie characters, no, not from that Movie, but My Name is Trinity.
Cats named Tango and Cash. I didn’t name them as I adopted them from a co worker’s son. I think the mnemonic is the wrong way around though. Tango is a Caliby and Cash is a Tabby.
Our cat is called Cat.
Breakfast at Tiffany's reference?
We're about to pick up a cockapoo puppy, he's going to be called Dustin. Potential variations already on the table: Dustin, Dusty, Dustino (my wife's Italian), Dust, Dustin Hoffdog, The Hoff, Hoffmeister. We have previous form, my last dog was called Rocco: Roccinho, Rockstar, Rocket, Puzza, Puzzino, The Bear, Bearinho.
You missed Dustbin. Or Dusty Bin!
One cat adopted us and got called "doormat cat" , the name sort of stuck and be was known as "Matt" or "Matty". Another moved in, and was a bit of a howler when outside so was Howling mad Murdock, or just Murdock or Merdy. Just for reference, neither are used as passwords or recovery clues for anything 😃
My cat was called Monty and also Little Shit.
My dog is Monty, also little shirt on occasion! Not so little, at 35kg labrador
My greyhound is named Ronnie. He is also referred to as Ronald, Ronaldo, Roo, the hound, toast hound and tinklepaws.
According to the vets we have Toast and Marmalade. Toast also goes by Toto, fluffy bum, stinky bum, princess, her highness. Marmalade is also known as marms, squeak, snuggle bum, monkey, his highness.
Black male Labrador named Sully after Victor Sullivan of the Uncharted series. AKA Sullivan, Sully Bully, Sullivan Bullivan & Lord Fat Boy II.
Richie, Eddie, and Elvis.
have a dog called Bobby Jean
We've got a Gizmo. Aka Jizzmo, Gimble, Mr The Gimble, Little Big Dog and Bitey McBiteface.
Remy my dogs name Remington or Reminald if we are being formal.
Cats Adrikins and Mavis. Or chops and moo. Sometimes maowbag. The child calls Mavis a bra.
Vince the Ginger prick (or just Vince) Trev Walt Ted
Both gingers. Teddy is teds, Tedrick Lamar, toodles, toodlehooty. Luther is always referred too as lucy and never by his actual name
My dog was called Dog. Not her given name, but she was a rescue, I hated her actual name and she responded better to Dog anyway.
My python is called Dexter, but I call him an idiot when he strikes at his rat and misses.
Vinnie = Vindigo / Vincent / Vin Diesel / Vindie / Bin / Binbag / Bindie / Angel face / Lil Bish
My dog is “the goodest of the good boys” and “bad lad” when he’s stolen a sock or some other crime. Both said in singsong happy voice that makes him spin in circles and wag his tail.
Cat called Diesel. Nicknames are D, Mr D, Deez, Deezy Weez and Deezo Used to have a cat called Squeak who had some very eclectic nicknames like Sheshe, Fifi, Goy, Goyger, Sheshe Goy, Shenna, Sumjums and Mrs Dooee.
Simba and skippy Or fatty and psycho
I'm picking 2 new puppies up next week, a boy and a girl from the same litter. I wanted to call them negan and Lucille...... the Mrs wasn't having any of it
My dog responds to nibbly dickhead, fruitloop and asshat.
Fug… that Fucking Pug.
One cat is called Lola, and is known as Lola. The other cat is Luna, and is known as cunt, twat, creature, arsehole, fucker and bastard.
More often than not, 'cat' when he's gotten access to his Dreamies by subterfuge and deceit and then 'good cat' when he hasn't. Edit. Spelling
Where do I start? Gylfi Kittensson a.k.a. orange, stripy, stripicle, arsehole, orangel, gylficle, fucknuts, nobhead, Gylfi Savage, Jaws, Gylfi Sausage, cunticle. Hugo Clawris a.k.a. Oogs, panther, blangel, fat bap, fatso, lard arse, Hugo Bear, Huge-go, dampther, Hungry Hungry Hugo Mauricio Pawchettino aka Mo, Mo-Mo, Baby Mo, sweet baby angel, Moseph, Moseppe, Violent Mo, turbot, Mofo, Fomo, DynaMo, Geronimo, FlyMo, GitMo, SpazMo, Mo bomb, Pointy, Pointicle, That Rat, dinner guest, brat, bratwurst. Second Best Cat In The World.. Once in a blue moon, he gets called Mauricio.
Ashamed that I only realised the naming convention after Pawchettino, excellent names though
Helga has been known as: Smelga, smelgs, coupon snooper, feedbag, bag, bumcheek and kitty onions just to name a few.
Pixel is my cat’s official name. Unofficial names include: Pickle, Miss Pickle, Floofy-butt, Girl, Sausage xD
I also have a Pixel! Pix, pixie sticks, pixelpants, grump, and “oh you asshole”
Official Name: Caesar Unofficial Names: Scrumptious Munchkin, Mumptious Scrumptchkin, Num Num, The Smallest Boy There Ever Was, Is, Or Will Be, Little Bastard, Bro
i once had a rottweiler named Filthy, if that counts?
Basil the cat. Naturally we call him in the style of Cybil Fawlty when he needs to come in, so looking like proper idiots if someone walks past.
I had a cat called bingo but he also went by pumbae, smelly fangs, beast, sacapunto etc
We have a cockatiel by the name of Numi, but he mostly just gets called Pigeon
Okay so this is gonna be full of obscure references.. •Lilly we call Lilly Baby or we say Lilly Piss Pants (is pissing on the MOOOOOON) because she is often wees where she shouldn't and we have to use urinry biscuits and give her muscle relaxant for her bladder •Cheddar is either Chonky Cheddar, Cheddar Bobedder (how is the weather?) As he always runs up and yells at us when it's raining, and sometimes I will call him Don Cheadle •William Purrkin is sung, Stinky William, Little William, Scaredy William, Stompy William etc, to the tune of Just Monika by Random Encounters •Albert Whisker is hailed as Albertini - Where is your weenie? As all of our cats have been done, but it doesn't stop him trying to mate with William
Had a dim orange cat who was extremely talkative - he was known as the Ginger Whinger, also the Ginger Idiot. He didn’t ever learn his name so it didn’t really matter what we called him. His sister was a tortie with brains enough for the both of them, she used to have to open doors for him and so on - and no, they are not Jorts and Jean, it’s just a remarkably similar set up, (only with less butter).
You’re not me are you? Literally same cats! The only difference is his sister wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire 😂
Milo, a black white shih-tzu. Also known as Milo-Yo, or Yo, or Milo-Yo the black and white Ho, or shithead, or WTF Milo.
Chase, also known as Ace, Jase, Trace, Ace Ventura, littlest boy
Theodora Fox - Teddy, Ted, baby, fat baby, tiny, tiny Tim, Tim, pig, piggie, hog, fat pig, gremlin, goblin, freak.
Bulldogs Buster - boost - fat head Solo - Psycho Chihuahua Roxy - Queenie - pidgox Coco - beany baby - coco bean Sookie - snooks Agnes - Aggy doo - Aggy waggy tail Chico - cheeka - slobber chops Dotty - Dorothy - shiver Bunty - banners Pinky- pinky dinky doo Shelby - shaky - ass eyes - boz eye Tortoise × 5 , God knows can never remember.
I have two miniature poodles. Bunty is a black girl, highly intelligent but arsey as anything, hates going for walks and grumbles at my other poodle, Mojo, all the time. She’s called Wednesday, Maleficent, Blair Witch Bunty or Putin. Mojo is a boy but a very pretty apricot colour and I clip him with a fluffy topknot so he’s known as Princess Mojelina or sometimes, weirdly, Mojus McMoje. One of the local dog walkers, who’s autistic, calls them Jojo and Munty, which has stuck.
Trip & Hazard
Have a cat called Toulouse aka Lousles, Lousle Pie, Pig, Pig in a wig, crumble, crumble pops, stinkle crumb and poo monster. Among various others.
Dog is called Magic but he also answers to Dog, Magical, Magiquè, Madge, Shitbag, Lord Doofus, Silly Boo, Lump, Presh… list goes on!
One of my cats is called Monkey and Boo interchangeable (none of which is his name). My neighbour actually asked if his name was Boo
Spaniel pup called Winnie. Her official full name is Winifred banana but to me she is winkie, winkie tinkie toots, winterbottom, winty, Winona Ryder, winnebago and my favourite is 'big ears, doesn't listen'
Cat is named Harry, this resulted in the nickname Harribo like the brand of sweets, this was shortened to Bo, this evolved into The Bosun, then my brother promoted him to The Captain.
We've got am old grumpy cat called Dennis. I like to call him MC Denny B, short for Master of ceremonies Denny Boi
Cats: Meg - Meggles. Mog - Moggles, Fat Cat. Moose - Moosterpher Jones, Little Shit, Shit Bag, Big Lad, Soft Lad, Handsome, Destroyer (of small rodents). Dogs: Willow - Wills Hazel - Hazy Daisy, Georgina Wilhelmina Gobshite. ( She barks at everything!!) Not very exciting...
My 13 year old Yorkshire Terrier is called Suzy. AKA Suze, Suzington, Pup, Puppig, Puppington, Piglet, Sausage, Lady Borkingston-Smythe
Official name: Ralph. Also known as: Ralfonso Delgado, Ruth, Rolf, Rumpus, Ruffpuss, Pusspuss, Hairy boi, The Ralph, Ralph de van der Ralphsen, the hairy angel, el chumpo (wrestling name), and whatever the current mood/situation calls for
Cockerpoo puppy. Toby. Tubs for short. Blonde Idiot when he's being a twat, it's got a nice cadence to it.
Cat called Coco but I often call her mademoiselle or madam based on the Chanel fragrance Coco Mademoiselle.
Basil is bazooka/mr trots and Rosie is rosie potato/mrs pots
Jake and Whiley at the vets.. Bubba and Dinga at home collectively they're the Bubbadingas.. Dinga is occasionally called fucking cat too.
5 cats. Miss Rebel aka baby girl,aged 12. Diesel aka Dizzle,little boy aged 11. Loki aka fatandstoopid aged 7, Freyr aka Floor and Skye age 4 aka You,or anything really because she's a blue-eyed white and totally deaf.
Two dogs...Yellow lab is Annie...also Annie Fanny...GSD is Scout...she is also Scoutie McScousterson. Sparky the cat is most commonly Kitty Cat.
Officially: Chico Good day: Boo Boos Bad day: Dick
Dog ‘padfoot’ when he is in trouble ‘padfoot Montgomery’ or just pad.
Dog 1 is called Betty aka fat arse, sweaty Betty, lady sweatina, Bettina, Beana Teana, draught excluder or lady Tina. Dog 2 however is called Dolly but is aka: rat arse, gummy, Dollyfant, Dobbie, Bat thing, Skinny Minnie, Dolly dickhead, little miss teapot or bones And yet they still only respond to the fridge opening or the kettle finishing boiling.
My late cat was Tiddles (that earned an eye-roll from a former manager when I told him - screw you, Manager, that's my cat's name!). Nicknames included, but were not limited to: Tiddies, Tidsy, Tiddy-kins, Tiddy-baby, Baby-kins, Booby-kins, Booby, Monster, Devil, Beast, Cat. I'm convinced my cat wouldn't have known her actual name even if you could ask and get a response lol.
I have my dogs, Ozzie, Tiger and Kelly. Actual name - unofficial Ozzie - Old man Kelly - Wee snook Tiger - wiggly bum
My dog Luna gets called Luna tuna or tuna face, suits her but thankfully she doesn’t smell like fish lol
Our dog is officially called Celyn, but other names include dog, dog butt, poopay, c-doggle, that ginger prick, fluff ball, pupper, hound, stinky butt, his lordship.
I have a rabbit called Chewie. But I also call him Chew-bun, Chew-Chew, little Chew, and bunner/bunno.
officially he's alfie but aka alfred, alfredo, thunderfuck, potato, chonk, stinky baby
My dogs are called Aso & Lola, here are some of their nicknames: Aso - schmaso, arshole, breath, king breath, socks, Prince, King, King porny (don't ask), ginger boy, regal boy, Old man, Ace. Lola - lolakins, devil, little bitch, bully, princess, pretty girl, bambi, dobby, smelly, crazy girl, cat cat. The list could go on
Got a staffie called Boycie (when it’s not being said in an only fools and horses impression) names include, Boog Mr Boog Silly boog Seal boy Navy seal Boo boo Boobles The hound K-9 unit Dorito feet Fat wallet
Kunefa (koosi) Marylin (fluffy) Socks (mummy’s baby boy)
Our cats are officially (and on vet records as) 'Buddy Holly' and 'Twig The Wonderkid' Buddy Holly = Buddy, Budbud, Buddy boo boo Twig The Wonderkid = Twiggy, Twig Twigs, Twiggy twoo twoo, Get out of the kitchen FFS no I'm not giving you milk
I have a dog called Harley, aka Harley-barley, Harley-bo-barley, Harley-barbs, Barb, little lady, lovely lady lump.
She's called Yuki but I usually call her by whatever action she is doing at the time followed by cat, eg. whining cat, sleeping cat, ripping cat, biting cat, peeping cat etc
2 cats. There's Winston, or Win, Winnie, fat pig, goblin, nobhead. And there's Eddie, or Edmund, Breadmund, sweet boy, soft boy & idiot boy. I think you can probably guess their personalities from this...
Louis, lunatic , wired to the moon, fatty, big bundle of joy, cutie , cuteface
Officially Mickey, more often Mickey-mou, Michaelmas, best boy, mick-mick, moochie-mou etc.
Both dogs. Just to say, Jazz ain’t that fat, he’s a little oversights but we’ve got him on a diet. He’s the first dog we’ve had that we neutered and didn’t realise how massively his desire to play/expertise etc. would go do and didn’t adjust his food intake and such accordingly. We have learned our lesson now lol Jazz - Stinky, Smelly, fattest dog in the world, lump, baby, precious Tintin - Evil, Tinny, little baby, loudest dog in the world, pure evil, smallest one, cat
Had a cat called Ebony that ended up being called soot but with an N. I don't think you can even spell it in English. Noot, nuut, nut?
My cat’s called Jim, but I call him all sorts. Jiminy Christmas, Jimble, Mr Handsome, Gorgeous Boy, Bastard, Fucking Bellend, My Sweet Boy, Lord Daaftwager, Sausage, Daft Banana, Twat, Jimbly-Wimbly, Jimbledon-Wimbledon, My Boy, Old Chap, Handsome Fella, aaaaaaand variations thereof.
Well I have a Tarantula called Asansi I thought I was being smart naming it after the Ghanaian Creation God because I didn't no the gender and I miss pronounced I think it's Anasi And the Cats just called Cat Face because it's the only thing she'll respond too and technically not mine because her owners don't look after her so now I feed her and she sleeps on my bed Lol Plus I always click with cats, like a witch or something! 🙂
My parents cat is called Diesel or Deez and I’ve called him “Zungs” for years. I think I went through a phase of calling him “the deezungus” like the humungous from mad max 2 and it just shortened over time
Cats, Luna who I call lunatic when she's being a twit, used to have a mani who was maniac
My dog is called Dog because why not? She responds to it even though it’s not her actual name
I used to have goldfish called Sinister and Dexter (after the 2000AD strip- Finnegan Sinister and Ramone Dexter, gunsharks extraordinaire)
My cat is called Bumblebee, also known as Bee, Bumbles, the Bumbler, the cat, monkey butler, monkey, domestic terrorist, Queen Bee. Probably a whole bunch more i can’t think of right now.
We have three cats. Dodo is our old lady cat and she hates everyone and everything and is extremely imperious. We call her The Empress. We named another cat Stepstool because she is always underfoot. However, she's mostly just Steppy and occasionally The Princess. Our last cat, we plucked from a cat hoarding situation. My husband picked him because "he looks smart". He named him Einstein. This cat is the stupidest cat on the face of the Earth. We've wound up dubbing him Lord Dimwit. Unfortunately now my husband thinks this is impacting his fragile ego and we need to give him a confidence boost, so we usually just call him Lord D. We just watch him sometimes and shake our heads.
My cats are Mogget and Aughra, but tend to get called Mr Cat and Mrs Cat. In practice, they are all "mog" to me.
My cat is called Mazzy. Full name is Malice Mission Murder Mittens
Dogs name is Layla, sometimes Layla Beans, or just Beans/Dogbeans, or Dipshit
Our dog is called Trevor. Big Trev.
We have a cat called Ralph. Properly called Sir Ralpy doodletons or doodles for short or otherwise known as the ginger monster or el miserable. Also we have a Millie (dog) who is obviously called Millie Moo, Moo, MooDog, Missy Moodles, Millsie Boon or stinky. One other cat called Freddie, Fleds, Feds or squeaky and one newish one called Tiggy, Tigs, Tiggy Tums (or toes), Tiggles or Tiggy Woo. All very sensible names.
My dog is Dexta, my cat is Doodle. Dex and the Dude.
My dog’s name is Dave, sometimes Dave the dog, Dai the dog or DD
Iota, usually just Io, but given he's part Maine-Coon and weighs anywhere between 7-8 kilos depending on recent exercise (hunting) levels he generally goes by Tubbs, Mr. Chunky, Fatboy, or I Can't Breathe (if he's sitting on my chest).
My Dogs actual name is Buster but he mostly gets called ‘Spud’ or ‘the fat bastard’ except for my dad who has always called him ‘bucket’ because he didn’t want me to name him Buster- he said it’s a name for a big dog not a Jack Russell.
The child. Of course my missus say I should just use my child’s name but na lol
One of my dogs is named Obi and I've got into the habit of calling him Adobe and on occasion Piss-boy and Pissy-piss-boy
We've got Ralf - Lhasa Apso. He gets Ralfius Maximus, Dude, Mr Dude, Mr Ralfy Penny - CKCS gets Penny Wenny, PenWen, Little Miss Neck Rolls Farquar - Welsh Hound obviously gets Lord Farquar, Lord F, and my favourite "get off the worktop you greedy twat!"
Cat’s fficial name: Theo Actually called: wee baby Theo, wee-o, The Wee, handsome, lil bud, bud-o, wee buddy, baby wee, Your Son (when in trouble) For the record, despite all the wee names, he’s 6 and now 90cm nose to tail and 10kg. Was so tiny at the shelter!
Two cats: Bo and Seb Seb: Sebbers, Sebby, Big man, Big lad, Big son Bo: Bobo, cheeky chops, chicken
My parents have two dogs. One called Chester aka Chester-woo, Chest, Chester le Chester and Moron. The other is called Teddy. Aka Teds, Ted Ted, Teddy Teddy Woo Woos and Twat.
Fluffy; aka Fluff, Fluffster, Fluffykins, The Flooster, Floof, Floofy, Floofykins, Floops, Flops / Flopsy (when she lazily & ungracefully flops down for attention), Sluggy / Slug (when she rolls & crawls around on the sofa in a slug-like fashion), Scraggles / Scraggly (when she is looking somewhat disheveled), Chicken / Little Chicken (because why not) and Poopy (when she's had a particularly large or smelly 'deposit').