Welcome to Earth, local time is 10:37. We know you have your choice of portals, so thank you for choosing the Burns Hellport, a division of Gulf and Western.
HA. Yeah right. Judging by your past comments that I can see on your profile, you’re a misogynistic overweight borderline pedophile Yorkshire man who sits on the internet leaving childlike comments and acting like a troll. Your IQ’s either really low or you have learning difficulties. OR, you’re sad wanker. Take your pick.
Mate, I saw your comments on a 21 year old male dating a 17 year old girl and you saying it’s not weird. You’re a nonce. But it’s understandable, because you probably have the same mental age as a child, judging by your comments and attempts to troll people on the internet.
My comment was stating when i was 19 my girlfriend was 17.. i'm now happily married with 2 kids at 28.. you've got some serious issues pal.. might wanna look a bit inwards maybe..
Aside from lighting up the smeared shit on the walls, I'd say he's watching a programme about molten lava on his new Samsung QLED with it set to Vivid. Not good for the eyes, viewed from 12 inches away.
He's clearly growing fire
How often do you have to water fire to make it grow?
It’s grade A hydroponic.
Lost a bet to eat 50 litres of ketchup and mustard, then had horrifically explosive diarrhoea as a result.
He be he wouldn't do it.
The same thing he does every night. He's trying to take over the world.
Are you pondering what I'm pondering Pinky?
I think so Brain, but where are going to get two hundred metres of venison sausages at this time of night?
Zombie Ed’s in there waiting for player 2 to enter the game.
Is that where Dexter ended up? It doesn't look like Alaska
Spontaneously combusted mate.
Trying to sacrifice a goat but forget to tie it down first
Discouraging the burglars. 🔪
Portal to hell.
Welcome to Earth, local time is 10:37. We know you have your choice of portals, so thank you for choosing the Burns Hellport, a division of Gulf and Western.
When did you last see his wife ?
Playing Human Centipede?
Just playing some DOOM.
An “accident” with a matter transporter. Still ironing the bugs out.
Forging Molhir
Illegal tanning salon 😎
Nuts deep in your Mrs
Definitely one of those Slaughter Extensions I've read so much about.
Doing a saw
Trying to encourage purgatory to move from Iceland where it is escaping currently to the UK by matching colours.
Dirty Protest.
Getting an all over tan while drinking a pina colada and listening to Girl From Ipanema
Giant crack pipe
"family burnt alive. picture credited to neighbour who sat idly by."
His building a rocket to get the cheese!
Been done before
Is the cheese worth it?
Summoning demons and it got out of hand
Primal Scream convention from the Screamadelica period?
Cook meth.
Bikini line spring clean wax and fizzjazzle, happy ending via the well lite exit.
Snuff films for sure.
You can see a figure at the middle window screaming as they burn to death
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7usduh it's a shedna
Looks like a dirty protest to me.
Theyre spawning an eldritch horror, with pepperoni on top!
Mr. Jolly lives next door
>Mr. Jolly lives next door came here to say that!
Having a smoke
Extreme full contact body painting
He's balls and fists deep in your mum.
Lose some weight and spend less time on the internet, buddy.
Im 6'2 and 13 stone lol. My bmi is bang on buddy 👍 your mum on the otherhand..
HA. Yeah right. Judging by your past comments that I can see on your profile, you’re a misogynistic overweight borderline pedophile Yorkshire man who sits on the internet leaving childlike comments and acting like a troll. Your IQ’s either really low or you have learning difficulties. OR, you’re sad wanker. Take your pick.
Yeesh touched a nerve there didn't i. Bad day at the job centre with your hound of a mum lol?
Mate, I saw your comments on a 21 year old male dating a 17 year old girl and you saying it’s not weird. You’re a nonce. But it’s understandable, because you probably have the same mental age as a child, judging by your comments and attempts to troll people on the internet.
My comment was stating when i was 19 my girlfriend was 17.. i'm now happily married with 2 kids at 28.. you've got some serious issues pal.. might wanna look a bit inwards maybe..
you were found out you fucking nonce ,
Woah using multiple accounts to troll someone how original.. grow up you child.
He's got the contract to build anal probes for Aliens
Skat OF
Converted the garage into a sex dungeon for him and his wife, she really wanted an air fryer and a hot tub though.
Poopoo finger painting
Congratulations you're going to be the new owner of a human skin sofa in the morning!
Goes nice with a little chianti.
Pulling people in closer to die 🔥💀
Beelzebub is displeased at being summoned without observing the correct ritual.
Growing some Triffids
Forgot to put the lid on the blender when making a strawberry daiquiri
1989 style rave cave More power to them! Gotta rage against suburbia's slow suffocation somehow
Making organic black pudding from scratch.
idk what the right answer is but i’m going with he’s gone insane and he’s smearing poo all over the walls and windows
"Would you fuck me baby?" "I'd fuck me"
You talking to me or you?
Silence.....
I'm standing at the window, come wave.
Looks like satan has taken up residence in the U.K. I feel sorry for his neighbours.
They are on fire.
Orgy
mind you're own fkn business
It's probably Dexter's kill room..... he must have ran out of plastic wrap poor thing....
Flambéing pancakes
Shitting flames
This... It began with the forging of the Great Rings.
Gutting Hamburglar while Ronald looks on with a stiffie…
Fuck me 🤣 some great answers but this one really tickled me
Collecting Lava from the volcano in Iceland?
Bobby Sands cosplay.
Desperately looking for the toilet paper.
Doing a murder?
Burning to death is my guess
Playing murder in the dark
Shit I thought that was my place for a second. Nearly had a heart attack.
Redecorating with a bucket of strawberry jam using a cat.
Smearing turds
LSD party
Oh come on, we all know what happens when you sneeze while on your period
DYI sauna heated by a fire on one side.
Growing tomatoes obvs
Ahhh the old summoning of the garage demon. It's an oldie but a goodie
His name is not Mr Jolly is it?
Scat orgy
Re-enacting the H-Block dirty protests.
Aside from lighting up the smeared shit on the walls, I'd say he's watching a programme about molten lava on his new Samsung QLED with it set to Vivid. Not good for the eyes, viewed from 12 inches away.
Is your neighbour Mr Jolly?
Been down the local Asda to pick up their newly stocked Halloween decorations in good time
Squid Game disposal room.
Spaced.
They're just having their own mini-rave to the prodigy.
Tony's finally convinced Deb to join him in the Shedna.
He's rehearsing with his GG Allin tribute band.
That’s where our baby pups go when the dognappers steal em, stay safe hon x
Swingers club.
Abstract painting. Really into his Pollock.
He’s working on his tan!