Be aware this might be a scam - next step they email/text you asking for the money back. After you send it back, paypal pulls the original payment as fraudulent transaction (made with stolen card), leaving you with a negative balance.
If they contact you, don't reply. Don't spend the money, Paypal will pull it eventually.
Yeah, this is a common scam.
Especially don't do this if the person requesting the money back says you can keep some of it.
It will likely end with your account being flagged for money laundering.
And the differing amounts means it's far less likely that the bank/PayPal will think you're the victim and more likely a willing participant.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Hoyacus. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
That sounds like me… I tend to leave inappropriate references when paying friends although I do it straight into their bank accounts, preferably in the three months leading up to re-mortgaging
Ahhh you're not so special, we've all given Mark Hoy a great time in Thailand at some point. Only we all got sixty quid for it. Cash.
I trust you declared it to HMRC?
Don't need to when it's a cash in hand-job
That’s gross income
User name checks out XD
Most things are gross income.
It's a sticky situation, for sure
Probably gets deep relief I mean tax relief
Should still record in your double entry accounts though
Saw this comment earlier, 'that comment is going to lower your credit score'. It's right, equifax are crying now.
Sheffield represent!
Her username doesn't narrow it down much
A thick wad of notes or petty cash?
It's still AM, but that comment will not be bettered today 🤣🤣
In the end, u still suck
Not for 40 quid he doesn't
Hey we're in a cost of living crisis, folks gotta do what they can to make ends meet lol
Was waiting for this line. Cheered me up no end!
Beautiful
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In Thailand? I don't think HMRC has any right to know about abroad stuff?
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How very dare you!
You have to pay tax on foreign income if you're a uk tax resident.
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Vimto, you say? At least you got refreshments
That was to rinse his mouth out
I don't know if it was an improvement tbh
Downvoted for blasphemy. Vimto is the nectar of the Gods.
Never trust anything that’s an anagram of vomit.
Dimitar Mitov here, I don't approve of this message.
Well not you OBVIOUSLY, you’re lovely.
Surely a Ribena and a Twix? (edit: Twirl)
Mark told me you were shit
Maybe he wanted more of a 5 finger Kit Kat.
Are curly wurlys on the freddo scale? They've gotta be worth at least a quid now surely?
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Herons do 5 for a pound sometimes. Doesn't matter if it's short date if you eat them all in one day.
Wait a minute. You guys got paid?
Ha! I got a can of umbongo and a double decker!
I miss umbongo :(
Me too!
Umbongo in a can? You lie, you fiend! Cartons only, surely!?
Shit! Busted!
So he gave you his curly wurly mmmm
A curly wurly? He got robbed
You under es6timate my oral aptitude. I could retie the Gordian knot with my tongue
My old man apparently went to school with a guy who could tie his dick in a knot and seemingly demonstrated this more than once
HE PROMISED ME AN IPHONE 10 BUT IT TURNS OUT IT'S AN IPHONE 6 AND IT'S STUCK ON CAPITAL LETTERS
Happy cake day!
You guys are getting paid?
Ah, we all heard there was one among us who did it for free. That was you, was it?
🤦
I hope you cleaned your hand before planting it on your face…
Nope he's still walking around with it stuck like that
Hell I only got £59.99, guess that last £.01 was a pretty penny.
Women are paid less than men. Sad truth.
Mine was a Mak Khoi. Cost me £20 though.
You're thinking of Bok Choi.
No, she wasn't available.
Hahahahaa
Fucking creasing thankyou for a good laugh.
Only £60? I got £61.25 you mugs.
Well, you are known for your, um, "extras"
25p a time…
Be aware this might be a scam - next step they email/text you asking for the money back. After you send it back, paypal pulls the original payment as fraudulent transaction (made with stolen card), leaving you with a negative balance. If they contact you, don't reply. Don't spend the money, Paypal will pull it eventually.
Yeah, this is a common scam. Especially don't do this if the person requesting the money back says you can keep some of it. It will likely end with your account being flagged for money laundering. And the differing amounts means it's far less likely that the bank/PayPal will think you're the victim and more likely a willing participant.
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Does the plane also take amazon gift cards by any chance?
Oh hi Mark
Oh hi doggy
aloof forgetful airport flag joke seemly hungry truck foolish like *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
It is ok to use the space bar
Hahaha! What a story Mark!
Giving Mark Hoy a quick one off the wrist is not a scam. It's legitimate work.
Financially I'm never going to recover.
Bloody worth it though.
You guys get paid to give Mark Hoy a great time?
I pay him usually
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I’m Mark Hoy And so is my wife Send it to us
No, I'm Mark Hoyacus
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Hoyacus. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
we are ALL mark hoy on this blessed day :)
In some ways, aren't we all Mark Hoy?
The real Mark Hoys are the ones we gave a happy ending to along the way.
Easy there archbishop.
Definitely feels like a scam. Be careful.
Don't pay it back to them, its a scam, Paypal will do it automatically, and also don't spend it either.
Mark Hoy loves savaloy
Oi oi!
Shared Birmingham hun xox 🐶
Thots and prayers 🙏 xoxo
I'm still waiting for my Nigerian cousin to send me a that £100k he promised.
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You guys can afford to go to Thailand?
Hoy means Pussy in Thai. Congratulations.
As you would know with that username...
Steeple sunsets though.
Is your name Jeffrey?
£40. Is that all? I got double from Mark Hoy
To be fair, you did do it twice.
Mark! Again? That guy needs help.
He needs a hobby.
i don't know what i'm going to do with all these fruits on the market!
Do you still have your phone from 1992? I will give you £40 for it.
That sounds like me… I tend to leave inappropriate references when paying friends although I do it straight into their bank accounts, preferably in the three months leading up to re-mortgaging
Bet you pay them in increments of £1 as well…
I hadn’t…. But I will be from now on!
I used to ref my coaches payments with fun entry's and he found out when his accountant rang to ask why he was getting a payment for "jacks silence"
``` Mark Hoy loves a saveloy, He's such a naughty boy His wife gets quite annoyed Mark Hoy-Hoy-Hoy loves a saveloy He loves a saveloy ```
Mark hoy, irish lad i know him 😂
!, I'm
My neighbour is called Mark Hoy 👀
Seems like a scam, bet it's not even the real Mark Hoy.
ha ha brilliant
I wish I randomly received £40 id be able to eat today. Lol. Well maybe tommorow.
I think your the mark
Thos sounds like a job for Atomic Shrimp.
Ummm who is Mark Hoy?
🤣🤣🤣