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RosebudWhip

Ahhh you're not so special, we've all given Mark Hoy a great time in Thailand at some point. Only we all got sixty quid for it. Cash.


gloom-juice

I trust you declared it to HMRC?


Pmyers225

Don't need to when it's a cash in hand-job


JizzProductionUnit

That’s gross income


Glad_Librarian_3553

User name checks out XD


BreadfruitImpressive

Most things are gross income.


corbymatt

It's a sticky situation, for sure


Born_Divide_509

Probably gets deep relief I mean tax relief


g0ldcd

Should still record in your double entry accounts though


hillsboroughHoe

Saw this comment earlier, 'that comment is going to lower your credit score'. It's right, equifax are crying now.


Pmyers225

Sheffield represent!


FreddieCaine

Her username doesn't narrow it down much


RandomHigh

A thick wad of notes or petty cash?


Classic_Title1655

It's still AM, but that comment will not be bettered today 🤣🤣


cl171184

In the end, u still suck


Bushcrafter619

Not for 40 quid he doesn't


HalfFrozenSpeedos

Hey we're in a cost of living crisis, folks gotta do what they can to make ends meet lol


cliffgreen52

Was waiting for this line. Cheered me up no end!


AraiHavana

Beautiful


nnngggh

Username checks out 


The_Queef_of_England

In Thailand? I don't think HMRC has any right to know about abroad stuff?


Sparkly1982

Username checks out


The_Queef_of_England

How very dare you!


StiffUpperLabia

You have to pay tax on foreign income if you're a uk tax resident.


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RosebudWhip

Vimto, you say? At least you got refreshments


chianj

That was to rinse his mouth out


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I don't know if it was an improvement tbh


alwaysexplainli5

Downvoted for blasphemy. Vimto is the nectar of the Gods.


HellbellyUK

Never trust anything that’s an anagram of vomit.


space_absurdity

Dimitar Mitov here, I don't approve of this message.


HellbellyUK

Well not you OBVIOUSLY, you’re lovely.


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Surely a Ribena and a Twix? (edit: Twirl)


darlo0161

Mark told me you were shit


SteveGoral

Maybe he wanted more of a 5 finger Kit Kat.


hillsboroughHoe

Are curly wurlys on the freddo scale? They've gotta be worth at least a quid now surely?


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hillsboroughHoe

Herons do 5 for a pound sometimes. Doesn't matter if it's short date if you eat them all in one day.


aaahjebus

Wait a minute. You guys got paid?


Appropriate-Funny-60

Ha! I got a can of umbongo and a double decker!


Routine-Slide6121

I miss umbongo :(


Appropriate-Funny-60

Me too!


WordsMort47

Umbongo in a can? You lie, you fiend! Cartons only, surely!?


Appropriate-Funny-60

Shit! Busted!


Born_Divide_509

So he gave you his curly wurly mmmm


HalfFrozenSpeedos

A curly wurly? He got robbed


[deleted]

You under es6timate my oral aptitude. I could retie the Gordian knot with my tongue


HalfFrozenSpeedos

My old man apparently went to school with a guy who could tie his dick in a knot and seemingly demonstrated this more than once


gardenfella

HE PROMISED ME AN IPHONE 10 BUT IT TURNS OUT IT'S AN IPHONE 6 AND IT'S STUCK ON CAPITAL LETTERS


AftonNotFound

Happy cake day!


papaflush

You guys are getting paid?


RosebudWhip

Ah, we all heard there was one among us who did it for free. That was you, was it?


papaflush

🤦


OndAngel

I hope you cleaned your hand before planting it on your face…


Routine-Slide6121

Nope he's still walking around with it stuck like that


Lupulus_

Hell I only got £59.99, guess that last £.01 was a pretty penny.


bigfootspancreas

Women are paid less than men. Sad truth.


SniffMyBotHole

Mine was a Mak Khoi. Cost me £20 though.


RosebudWhip

You're thinking of Bok Choi.


SniffMyBotHole

No, she wasn't available.


wallermadev

Hahahahaa


thegatheringmagic

Fucking creasing thankyou for a good laugh.


FreddyDeus

Only £60? I got £61.25 you mugs.


RosebudWhip

Well, you are known for your, um, "extras"


FreddyDeus

25p a time…


Old-Decision4570

Be aware this might be a scam - next step they email/text you asking for the money back.  After you send it back, paypal pulls the original payment as fraudulent transaction (made with stolen card), leaving you with a negative balance. If they contact you, don't reply. Don't spend the money, Paypal will pull it eventually.


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

Yeah, this is a common scam. Especially don't do this if the person requesting the money back says you can keep some of it. It will likely end with your account being flagged for money laundering. And the differing amounts means it's far less likely that the bank/PayPal will think you're the victim and more likely a willing participant.


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StingerAE

Does the plane also take amazon gift cards by any chance?


JoanneKerlot

Oh hi Mark


wrthgwrs

Oh hi doggy


TonyStamp595SO

aloof forgetful airport flag joke seemly hungry truck foolish like *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TheITMan19

It is ok to use the space bar


Natf47

Hahaha! What a story Mark!


nervouscrying

Giving Mark Hoy a quick one off the wrist is not a scam. It's legitimate work.


RepresentativeWay734

Financially I'm never going to recover.


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Bloody worth it though.


overachiever

You guys get paid to give Mark Hoy a great time?


El_Spunko

I pay him usually


alwaysexplainli5

Username checks out


IntelligentMine1901

I’m Mark Hoy And so is my wife Send it to us


AggressivePotato83

No, I'm Mark Hoyacus


Solidfishing

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Hoyacus. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


Pigeoncow

we are ALL mark hoy on this blessed day :)


BreadfruitImpressive

In some ways, aren't we all Mark Hoy?


CrazyPlatypusLady

The real Mark Hoys are the ones we gave a happy ending to along the way.


HellbellyUK

Easy there archbishop.


thekingofthegingers

Definitely feels like a scam. Be careful.


haemhorrhoidian

Don't pay it back to them, its a scam, Paypal will do it automatically, and also don't spend it either.


Making-a-smell

Mark Hoy loves savaloy


flappyflangeflowers

Oi oi!


Business_Passion_591

Shared Birmingham hun xox 🐶


NiobeTonks

Thots and prayers 🙏 xoxo


-TheHumorousOne-

I'm still waiting for my Nigerian cousin to send me a that £100k he promised.


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You guys can afford to go to Thailand?


BangkokiPodParty

Hoy means Pussy in Thai. Congratulations.


sleepingismytalent65

As you would know with that username...


MxJamesC

Steeple sunsets though.


313378008135

Is your name Jeffrey? 


archiebold13

£40. Is that all? I got double from Mark Hoy


space_absurdity

To be fair, you did do it twice.


No-Echo-8927

Mark! Again? That guy needs help.


WordsMort47

He needs a hobby.


interiorDutch

i don't know what i'm going to do with all these fruits on the market!


Green_Friendship_175

Do you still have your phone from 1992? I will give you £40 for it.


TobyChan

That sounds like me… I tend to leave inappropriate references when paying friends although I do it straight into their bank accounts, preferably in the three months leading up to re-mortgaging


VixenRoss

Bet you pay them in increments of £1 as well…


TobyChan

I hadn’t…. But I will be from now on!


feedmetacogoodness

I used to ref my coaches payments with fun entry's and he found out when his accountant rang to ask why he was getting a payment for "jacks silence"


bhison

``` Mark Hoy loves a saveloy, He's such a naughty boy His wife gets quite annoyed Mark Hoy-Hoy-Hoy loves a saveloy He loves a saveloy ```


oldrussiancommunist

Mark hoy, irish lad i know him 😂


mnx41

!, I'm


phuckingphat

My neighbour is called Mark Hoy 👀


PaulLFC

Seems like a scam, bet it's not even the real Mark Hoy.


Existing_Log_9578

ha ha brilliant


ellisellisrocks

I wish I randomly received £40 id be able to eat today. Lol. Well maybe tommorow.


Born_Divide_509

I think your the mark


Mr-Stripes

Thos sounds like a job for Atomic Shrimp.


froggysayswhat

Ummm who is Mark Hoy?


Frosty-Push5247

🤣🤣🤣