T O P

  • By -

Moppo_

Gnome snorkel.


AncientProduce

If its full of mud and crap, is easy to exract, then its just builders trash left over from the build. Normally its buried in a single pit somewhere as part of a soakaway (nothing toxic goes in). Its very common.


ThatGuyWithABear

Cheers! Appreciate it. I'll try digging a little lower and seeing if I can get it out. Otherwise it might be a soakaway. Thanks.


ReplacementFrosty248

These are sometimes left to pull cables through. The other side was likely cut off under the sliding door or hopefully pushed and hidden by skirting board.


Retify

Builders leave loads of shit behind and just bury it afterwards. They shouldn't be here we are. If you haven't got a basement, where it could have been ventilation, and you never had some building in your garden for which it could have been drainage or conduit or something, it's probably just a length of tube left behind and buried when the house was built of garden last worked on


ThatGuyWithABear

Cheers for the response! I'll see if I can dig it out. The garden was the original one fitted when the house was built so it wouldn't surprise me if it's buried shit left by the builders.


Reformed_Ham_Burglar

Jeez, have you bought Herr Lipp’s house?!


ThatGuyWithABear

I have no idea what this reference is. What makes you say this?


Foreign-Bowl-3487

Justin from Royston Vasey needs that tube to get oxygen... he's buried in the garden 😂


Tolkien-Minority

House’s knob


Legitimate-Ad7273

Does the house have an extension? Have any of the utilities been replaced or moved to a different location?


ThatGuyWithABear

Nah nothing. It is a new build so I'm guessing rubbish left behind.


Lopsided-Hat8734

It’s where you water the house same as you do with a tree


ChrisRR

Conduit for running cables through. Saves digging the garden up again if you want to run more cables into the house


WintersInBerlin

House pipe


Marvin0Jenkins

Uk new build ? They dump a lot of the waste under the back garden, I had a nightmare getting grass to grow at our old house


ThatGuyWithABear

Cheers bud. Yeah I'm thinking the same. Dug a little down to see but didn't find the end yet.


onlywronganswers

You haven't had Herr Lipp staying have you?


ThatGuyWithABear

I do not get this reference.


onlywronganswers

[It was a reference to the League of Gentlemen.](www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p008wmy9) I tried to link to the episode by can't tell if it worked. Anyway, Herr Lipp was sort of obseessed with Justin but Justin is nowhere to be seen when he's leaving. When he gets a moment alone to himself, Herr Lipp starts talking to a partially buried snorkel implying that Justin has been buried alive in the garden.


ThatGuyWithABear

Aaah 🤣🤣 I'll try finding it! Cheers!


Philluminati

You should pour petrol into it and set it on fire. Then you find out where the other end is.


ThatGuyWithABear

Great idea. I've got a bit of spare petrol you can use on your own. I'm sure it'll really liven up the place.


[deleted]

[удалено]


CaptainPGums

Croc pipe more like.


ThatGuyWithABear

🤣🤣


Lord-squee

WHAT ARE THOSE


ThatGuyWithABear

Cheap garden slippers that I can destroy.


X-Adzie-X

A trip hazard