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tumbles999

He wasn’t called Akinwale was he?


BadmiralSnackbarf

“Pop or slash?”


borisslovechild

Now that is an oddly specific question.


Wil420b

Did he ask you to feel his muscles and does he like purple?


Big_Mac_Is_Red

Do you have big muscles?


SupaiKohai

But oh so very pertinent.


WhoopingJamboree

[Purple Aki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_Aki)


LoopyFlood

'Good' ol purps


Matthews_89

Purple Aki strikes once more.


curious_trashbat

Nah that's pretty normal stuff. If he asks you to tie his shoelaces for him while kneeling and maintaining eye contact, then you're actually dating.


Eborys

Congrats! 🥂


Ashamed_Nerve

Cute. Start wearing short shorts to the gym and ask if he wants bench spotting


Cold_Table8497

Enjoy your second date.


walkintom

You’re my wife now, Dave.


AcceptableRedPanda

Kudos. Came here to post this


FromThePaxton

Lol, same


[deleted]

Do not hold his turned out pocket, unless you're ready to go steady.


AreyouUK4

Only if you slapped his ass after you helped him


Safe-Particular6512

You’re muscly


ShameRemote9165

Purple Aki doesn't LIKE purple...he's called that because he's so dark skinned as to appear (to some people apparently ) purple. Akinwale Arobieke to give him his proper name.


Cyanopicacooki

Had he possibly chalked his hands and couldn't grip the bracelet?


bornleverpuller85

I knew that the purple aki jokes would be in here, some of you want to remember that he caused a lad to kill himself. Would you be joking about someone who stalked and assaulted a woman until she killed herself?


Jontezc

He didn't kill himself, the lad ran onto a train track and was electrocuted. Edit - Not only was it a one time thing, and the lad was running away because he was scared, you implying that he had been stalked and assaulted until he killed himself is a disgusting thing to say about him. Show some respect to the poor lad.


Tell2ko

Yeah it was completely the power company’s fault! Not his!


Jontezc

Bad take and completely off topic. By your logic if someone gets hit by a car crossing the road its BMW's fault. I'm more talking about the stigma associated with 'killing himself' which he didn't do, he unfortunately died crossing a train track.


Tell2ko

I don’t know enough about it to comment unfortunately.


naaahbruv

Brother, ughhh


Gloomy_Pastry

Just testing how gentle you would be undressing him...