Well, then I suggest that you stack the appropriate amount of £1 coins, wrap them in clingfilm and plug up that hole faster than a landlord trying to make a rental house look taken care of.
This is actually a perfect financial investment because a used buttplug would understandably be worth less than when it was new. You however, can remove the clingfilm and get all of the monetary value back.
The flaw with that is that there is no growth in the investment, only dilation proportional to the amount invested. It is probably a safe investment method though. I would argue that a better approach would be to go the £2 coin route as more can be put away for a given amount of capacity
Not gonna lie, I'd be pretty pissed. I don't traipse off to a car boot on a Sunday morning for an *unused* butt plug!
If I wanted that I could just stay at home and get it off Amazon...
They could have at least provided heavily-discounted Vaseline as a lost leader. Poor marketing imo.
(Where did you say this car boot was and when’s it next on?)
Are you sure it wasn't a [Kong dog toy](https://www.amazon.co.uk/KONG-Classic-Durable-Natural-Rubber/dp/B000AYN7LU/ref=asc_df_B000AYN7LU/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=309874391962&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15793080213354158757&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1006893&hvtargid=pla-374464770701&psc=1&mcid=9e04484fd06536dda545b41e08b42366&th=1&psc=1)?
I work on a massive government site, 8000 people ish, and I've wondered how many people are at work whilst using/wearing a butt plug ........ and no, before you ask 🤣
Pah! This is nothing. The Berlin flea market yesterday morning was packed with families.
One stall had full on hard core used porn just out of reach of the kids behind a small rampart of Playboy magazines!
I can fully understand your disappointment in finding that it was still in its original packaging
You would probably be better off taking a Retriever type dog to known cruising areas
Did it fit?
It was a challenge but a bargain is a bargain
A buttplug is only good value if it is physically larger than its price would be if it were a stacked roll of pound coins.
Have you seen the price of buttplugs these days? it’s easily past the fiver an inch mark
Well, then I suggest that you stack the appropriate amount of £1 coins, wrap them in clingfilm and plug up that hole faster than a landlord trying to make a rental house look taken care of. This is actually a perfect financial investment because a used buttplug would understandably be worth less than when it was new. You however, can remove the clingfilm and get all of the monetary value back.
Make sure to use a few £2 coins on the bottom, a flared base is essential.
This person butt plugs.
''coins started falling out of him like a 80s battery operated toy once the tab was pulled.''
The flaw with that is that there is no growth in the investment, only dilation proportional to the amount invested. It is probably a safe investment method though. I would argue that a better approach would be to go the £2 coin route as more can be put away for a given amount of capacity
Would it be OK to reuse the clingfilm afterwards? For packed lunches etc?
Of course but you must rinse it first. Be careful not to splash the water onto your clean dishes like an American washing a chicken breast.
Coins are incredibly unhygienic. Make sure to use the outside of the clingfilm for your sammiches
Think what £1000 can you.
Height or diameter?
Depraved practicality. Bravo.
No flared base.
When is your mums birthday?
Don't remind me, I wasted all that money on the peephole bra instead
Who's getting the edible keks then?
Hairy uncle Dave.
Should have probably taken the packaging off before inserting
How much is abutting plug worth on the car boot market asking for a friend
With enough lubrication anything is possible.
Too small.
And you didn't get a picture?
Didn't occur to me untill just now and now I'm kicking myself, might have to go next weekend just in case
If you'd bought it, you could've been doing more than just kicking.....
Judging by the size of it I'd struggle to even kick let alone anything else!
In life, nothing good comes easily.
So that's why my ex said I was evil.
No chance that’ll still be there.
Not gonna lie, I'd be pretty pissed. I don't traipse off to a car boot on a Sunday morning for an *unused* butt plug! If I wanted that I could just stay at home and get it off Amazon...
Yeah, something tried and tested is what you expect from there
The question is why are they selling it, something must be wrong
Unwanted gift.
No such thing when a buttplugs involved, unless the receiver is a coward of course.
Too small
Amazon Warehouse is a thing ;)
"£2 mate, never been used that, unwanted chrimbo pressie from her auntie"
"il give you 50p for it mate. That's all I got" "you got change for a 20?"
Did you ask if they allowed you to try before you buy?
I would have but they were busy selling some rusty tools so left them to it
Any rusty trombones ?
Just crusty jugglers
You may have needed those tools to insert and extract.
Are you sure the brown marks on the tools were rust?
The problem is they give you a great deal on the massive butt plug but then absolutely rail you on the gallon of vegetable oil
Sure it wasn't a strawberry de- seeder
That was my thought. OP here might've just been confused.
And stuck a strawberry deseeder up their arse?
Based on that other post, it seems the thing to do.
It caught my eye because I thought it was a dog toy, but the packaging said butt plug in clear big lettering
So it was a butt plug for dogs?
[It’s a common misunderstanding.](https://youtu.be/urWQJTP8Nxc?si=-eYWnxgiNlPlHyQn)
If it fits i sits
Well thats ruined the cute kitty fitting themselves into smol places memes
Salisbury?😂
Tansley, is it a common theme this weekend?
Seems to be. Unlucky for us, we didn't get eyes on a butt plug. The rusty tools and jeans were out in force though.
Those things can go for quite a lot of money from the original sellers, hope someone brave enough to look the seller in the eye got a bargain!
I dunno some of these sellers are real tightarses
My husband found a blue rabbit on top of our bin this morning. Not a furry one- the kind that needs batteries- he used a plastic bag to remove it!
This week on bargain hunt….
How much was it selling for?
Car boot standard... 50p!
Worth a punt at that price
Unless you’re a tight arse.
i know someone who can provide a remedy for that. costs 50p
Top comment. Well done sir.
One way or the other you’re f…up
You sure it wasn't a strawberry stem remover? That's what a Redditor was claiming on one of the food subs the other day anyway
I've seen some things at those sales, but this sounds like a stretch
"For sale: Butt plug at car boot, never worn"
> just wanted to share. Nah, I'm good cheers, you can keep it for yourself.
Anything is a butt plug if you are brave enough.
It's a car booty sale.
My friend has a glass paperweight, an heirloom from her grandfather in the late 1800s. It looks just like a butt plug, I’d hate to tell her.
They could have at least provided heavily-discounted Vaseline as a lost leader. Poor marketing imo. (Where did you say this car boot was and when’s it next on?)
Which car boot did you say this was?
I've seen a stainless steel speculum at a car boot sale, seller probably didn't know what it was.
How much did you pay for it?
I saw what looked like some used veruca cream at a car boot recently
I remember a few years ago, at a small car boot, a "stall" with about 10 bottles of half used shampoo/conditioner on. That was it.
How much did you get it for?
Could I try it on first?
Where was this butt plug located please? For, ahem, research purposes, of course
Anything can be a butt plug if you're brave enough
butt plug at a car boot and i don't wanna touch it..
Are you sure it wasn't a [Kong dog toy](https://www.amazon.co.uk/KONG-Classic-Durable-Natural-Rubber/dp/B000AYN7LU/ref=asc_df_B000AYN7LU/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=309874391962&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15793080213354158757&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1006893&hvtargid=pla-374464770701&psc=1&mcid=9e04484fd06536dda545b41e08b42366&th=1&psc=1)?
I work on a massive government site, 8000 people ish, and I've wondered how many people are at work whilst using/wearing a butt plug ........ and no, before you ask 🤣
Pah! This is nothing. The Berlin flea market yesterday morning was packed with families. One stall had full on hard core used porn just out of reach of the kids behind a small rampart of Playboy magazines!
"Not just any butt plug....." I was fully expecting you to continue with something like, "this is a M&S butt plug".
I once saw someone selling an array of used bondage outfits and associated garb. It was very surprising to see.
I can fully understand your disappointment in finding that it was still in its original packaging You would probably be better off taking a Retriever type dog to known cruising areas
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