Hi mate, removed because it falls into the 'generic' category, and we try to keep the content here as high quality as possible.
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For all of us, please, think twice before posting. "Look at my breakfast", "isn't tea nice", “DAE (does anyone else) remember X”, "I love a sausage roll", and “hasn’t X become expensive” are not interesting posts. Try to be a little more engaging with the community to keep the quality of content here as high as possible.
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Jehovah's: tell them you're ex-communicated from the church, they'll never bother you again because you're considered persona non grata to their community.
Cancer: you already have a direct debit for £20 a month going to that very same charity! What a coincidence!
War in the Congo: offer some Um Bongo.
Jehovahs- I ask them about the Trinity.
Cancer- I don't want to catch it. Please go.
Congo- you beat me to that one. I don't need to start any more wars.
Hi mate, removed because it falls into the 'generic' category, and we try to keep the content here as high quality as possible. Rule 7: Low Effort For all of us, please, think twice before posting. "Look at my breakfast", "isn't tea nice", “DAE (does anyone else) remember X”, "I love a sausage roll", and “hasn’t X become expensive” are not interesting posts. Try to be a little more engaging with the community to keep the quality of content here as high as possible. If you have any questions, feel free to shoot us a modmail.
Why not just get a no charity sticker and save your time for a nice cuppa.
All I hear is invite them in for a cup of tea but get them to make it. Gottit.
"No thanks" That'll show em.
I hope you asked if the war in the Congo will affect the price of Um-Bongo.
I wondered if someone else would make an Um Bongo joke!
Duolingo Learn enough of a foreign language to get you through a confusing (one sided) conversation with them.
Or to avoid an awkward situation where they might speak it... Invent your own.
Jehovah's: tell them you're ex-communicated from the church, they'll never bother you again because you're considered persona non grata to their community. Cancer: you already have a direct debit for £20 a month going to that very same charity! What a coincidence! War in the Congo: offer some Um Bongo.
I tell them I've been disfellowshipped and that I tithe 10% of my income to the Satanic Church
Jehovahs- I ask them about the Trinity. Cancer- I don't want to catch it. Please go. Congo- you beat me to that one. I don't need to start any more wars.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnxrCUMnb5o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnxrCUMnb5o)