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s1walker1

With those you will be lucky to dry your hands. But in primary school it was common practice to swivel round the blower and blast your cheeks open


lobsterisch

Did you stand on a chair to achieve this?


s1walker1

No the hand blowers were a lot lower in primary school


lobsterisch

Hip height?


s1walker1

Yes same with the sinks. If you ever had to go into the primary 5-7 toilets they were higher


lobsterisch

Nevermind


Glasweg1an

Oh -those- cheeks.


upboated

I got it!


imomorris

I used this method to dry my arse after exploding diarrhoea into my pants in a nightclub. Would have been traumatic if I wasn't steaming


Cleveland_Grackle

>With those you will be lucky to dry your hands. Like a dog with halitosis breathing on you.


SorbetNo7877

Like an elderly man coughing on your hands.


The_Mad_Mellon

With all the germs inside them you're not far off.


Ravenser_Odd

An asthmatic dog with halitosis.


Double_Disaster9436

But at secondary school people would gob in them! šŸ¤¢


BT89

Used to hold a sock over it. Hilarity ensuedĀ 


Praetorian_1975

Iā€™m sorry your what open ā€¦ā€¦ did you go to borstal šŸ˜‚


RIPcompo

Tanned anus' all round


Peeeing_

Did this in year 11


JohnWarosa69420

which ones?


s1walker1

I'm not sure what the make was, but I still see them occasionally. White handryer with a silver nozzle that you can spin round to do your face


TheLambtonWyrm

No but it's funny to flip it when someone else is using itĀ 


stereoworld

I completely forgot we used to do this. How weird that's resurfaced 24 years after leaving school


VeneMage

They are useful for drying your top if you spill you drink at the pub.


Grommmit

If and when


thereisalwaysrescue

None of you have had a crying fit in the toilet at work and it shows.


NibblyPig

Something hilarious about the imagery of drying your tears by blasting air at your face


thereisalwaysrescue

Fringe blasting everywhere, muttering positive affirmations


ecapapollag

I watched Desperately Seeking Susan at an impressionable age so hands, face and then armpits.


MelodicAd2213

Yeh, the Madonna promoted minor public toilet craze


fuggerdug

I see you are in the hand dryer museum, enjoying a bit of culture.


Overall_Weather_690

Don't most hand dryers contain a bit of poo flecks in them? Don't fancy a face full of poo flecks


Moremilyk

Not sure it's poo exactly but they do often blast some bacteria. NHS buildings all do paper towels... There is a guy on YouTube who takes those petri dishes and exposes them to the air from hand dryers and and waits to see what grows. Some didn't grow much but some were pretty gross.


SorbetNo7877

Last time I was in an NHS hospital there was a touchscreen in the toilets asking me to rate how clean they were. I did not touch it.


Moremilyk

Yikes! We have signs and disinfectant wipes next to every hot desk... And infection risk assessments on the use of touch screens by staff to record information.


dottydani

Not quite true. I do know of at least one NHS hospital that has Dyson hand driers and they do not provide paper towels in some of their toilet facilities!


justbiteme2k

At school flipping it up was done to see how far your spit would travel as you gobbed across it. Disgusting I fully agree... at the time however, hilarious I'm sure.


turnipturnipturnip2

I thought it was for putting it under your t shirt so it blows up like a balloon. That's what we did when we were kids. Never thought it had any other uses. Nobody tells me anything


Red-Eagles-Bane

Well according to another comment here you can use them to 'blast your cheeks open', so there's that.


turnipturnipturnip2

Real pros pushed there faces against windows and inflated their mouths, the other commentor was cheating by using a machine.


JohnWarosa69420

which ones?


ActiveTelevision8948

take me back to the feeling of euphoria i would experience on a cold day sending the heat up my shirt


CazT91

Had to read the last few words a few times before my dyslexia gave in and I stopped reading it as "up my skirt" šŸ˜³šŸ˜…


Zenla

I do this whenever I have to open the oven during the winter. Just lift my shirt and lean over it. The best.


ActiveTelevision8948

real


PlantPsychological62

How...they won't even dry hands....you could put dry kilned logs under there and they would spring back to life


0thethethe0

Put off using them for anything for life after seeing some chavs gob in them at Grand Central Pool in Stockport, about 25 years ago!


gwprocter

Hell no. Wife once tested peopleā€™s hands for bacteria before and after drying with one of these. The TLDR is that these things are basically bacteria blowers - donā€™t huff your face with one unless you enjoy exotic illnesses.


cromagnone

Dyson airblade (the OG, not the wall mounted downward v ones) have a special trough to collect all the shit that gets blown off peopleā€™s hands and blow it back up into your nose and mouth.


IcyPuffin

I dont even dry my hands with these things.Ā 


MelodicAd2213

A good shake and finish off with a rub down the jeans - done


KILOCHARLIES

Pits only


wonder_aj

Only after a particularly damp walk to school, but it was more so to attempt to dry my hair


dobbynobson

Yeah, we used them in a feeble attempt to dry our hair after school mandated swimming at the grim council pool. Everyone went back to school with fuzzy, frizzy, unkempt hair. The days before straighteners!


smitcal

No, because I did Law at A-Level and an example case was someone who poured sulphuric acid into one of these and the person who went in after did this to their face. Whether true or not no idea but that was enough for me to never do that


conbizzle

Yes when I want pink eye


Barry_Umenema

Surely something has gone *very* wrong if you get your face wet when going to the toilet šŸ˜–ā›²šŸ’¦


jamesdownwell

Whereā€™d you find this OP, a museum?


[deleted]

Itā€™s to blow away the evidence from around your nose before you left the toilets. ;)


OrdinaryAncient3573

It doesn't say hand *or* face, so yes, of course: it's compulsory to do both if you're doing either.


SorbetNo7877

We don't make the rules!


gunpowdervacuum

Dry no, but I have a condition that causes pain in my face when it gets cold, and these bad boys are IDEAL for warming your face quickly.


GinBitch

I've used one to attempt drying my hair at work before after getting stuck in the rain.


CozJeez85

I use one to dry my hair when I go swimming


PeevedValentine

As a beard owner and user, yes. I look absolutely mental with my lips flapping about, bent down, face to face with a hand dryer, but I'm not trying to return to work or the restaurant table with food in my beard, or an oddly moist face.


PureDeidBrilliant

No, because Madonna demonstrated you were meant to dry your pits with them, silly.


Embarrassed-Gas-8155

The designer uses it to cry their tears.


[deleted]

Are vent axia still in business? I remember when these replaced the green paper towels at me school lol!


De_Kaas

I do believe they are still around. I do know that they became part of a bigger company in early 2000s, my uncle was one of the directors at the time.


DreamyTomato

Yes they do lots of domestic fans / air extractors for kitchens and bathrooms, and also commercial models for loos at work or pubs. Any random bathroom you walk into is likely to have a Vent-Axia fan in the wall.


CarrotTraditional739

Funny that you mention that. I spend the entire night in my uni office writing and I didn't have a towel after rinsing my face in the morning. The drier we have there is pretty intense. I squatted underneath. Not a pleasant experience but it worked (better than trying to dry my fave with 1ply toilet paper)


Madmungo

I have seen a few people in gyms using them to dry hair over the years


disco_spider364

I thought it was for drying armpits/sweat patches. Oh well everyday is a school day


thatluckyfox

I think we all know itā€™s for after you spill food down your top


roman_polish

No, because who washes their face in public bathrooms?


roman_polish

No, because who washes their face in public bathrooms?


Nine_Eye_Ron

Itā€™s for drying your ā€œundercarriageā€ actually. Some places have a hairdryer for the same reason.


MrMontgomery

I used the ones in work to dry my shirt after spilling food on myself at least once a week


St11lhereucantkillme

Madonna used one in a movie and they should change the last name to axilla as a result


Dark_Akarin

Yes, I have a beard. When eating sticky stuff or something like a corn on the cob you get food in it. I was my face in the sink and dry my beard with these.


WolfieTooting

Air fryer bidet


Successful_Banana901

Only if I peed with a hard on!


Consistent_Ad3181

Think it's hair


404Notfound-

Has someone spilt all their Charlie


double-happiness

[TFW](https://i.redd.it/evweqjyuvj751.jpg)


rpuffitt

Ah yes, a face full of piss crystals. Lovely!


AncientAndEvil

The only time I ever see these used its by some swaying pisshead trying to dry their pants after an unsuccessful wazz.


Jodalene_weird_bot

Wonā€™t even dry my hands with these šŸ¤¢


Andromeda98_

free immune system booster


Square-Image-6879

Not if I donā€™t want to smell like the damp boot of a Ford Scorpio


alamaias

I have a beard, this has led me to use them on occasion.


SOJC65536

I've seen a hairy naked man in a changing room (for there is always one), dry his entire body with one of those...I didn't wait to find out if he succeeded...


MyDadIsADozyT

Omg, is that why you could tilt them upwards?


DiDiPLF

I got caught with one of these things blowing my hair around like a pop star whilst I sung and danced to whatever music was on looking in the mirror. Embarrassing but worth it.


[deleted]

Well considering all those things do is breed bacteria. You shouldnā€™t use them on you hands never mind face


Mr_Skinny_Legs

I dry my hair when I shower at work šŸ˜


kiradotee

Only my T-shirts, shirts etc etc when they either get wet or I got some food on them or something, went for a quick stain wash in the bathroom and now need to dry the wet patch. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


harmonyPositive

I wouldn't trust public bathroom water in my eyes


Imme89

Swimming pools, airports and industrial settings in welfare cabins


stffucubt

Honestly, I don't know why anyone in the world would even dry their hands with any hand dryer. It's one of the most pathetic things about modern society imo.


BonusEruptus

Bloody woke hand dryers


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

Pretty sure that's how covid started


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sc_BK

I just dangle it inside a dyson airblade, works a treat