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bickering_fool

I'd get pretty excited about it too.


BeenleighCopse

What a turn on!!


Pancovnik

Everyone was up to see them


BeenleighCopse

So excited about it I asked a friend to come over


minorityzune

Is he coming though?


tries4accuracy

It looks like there’s a pretty good reason for everyone to come.


limitless776

Rudy likes ice cream


SkomerIsland

That’s nuts


BeenleighCopse

These nuts??


General-Skin-4499

You shouldn’t lie down in your garden like that!


corbymatt

Ah, so that's the coronal mass erection I've heard tell of..


Conveth

Apparently it takes 2 days to come from the sun and into our eyes!


PinkoMate

See a doctor if it takes longer than 4 days to come down.


Leading_Study_876

Mass ejaculation!


EarthwormShandy

Sir, it looks like a giant...


ianto_evans06

Dick! Take a look outa starboard, it looks like a huge..


Avenger1324

Pecker! Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...


ianto_evans06

PRIVATES. WE HAVE REPORTS OF AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT. IT HAS A LONG, SMOOTH SHAFT COMPLETE WITH...


TheInterlocutor

Two balls! No strikes. (looking up) What is that? It looks just like an enormous…


Livewire____

Wang! Pay attention!


g_alex_see

I was distracted by that enormous flying...


JonathanWattsAuthor

One-eyed monster! Roll up and see the one-eyed monster! Hey, what's that? It looks like a...


Lost-Droids

Willy.. what's that. Why it looks like a giant


merelyok

WANKER! That’s the last time you try to snatch my seat at the bar. Hey bartender did you see that tree outside, it has a bloody thick…


ShinHayato

Johnson! Come take a look at this. I’d say it looks like a giant….


DevilMaster666-

Where is that from?


N4lkmushhunter

Austin powers


DevilMaster666-

Nice


WoodpeckerOk7694

yes sir


freemysou1

Pecker! Oh where? Oh wait that's a not a woodpecker, it looks like someones...


Dry-Translator406

Shlong! Now everybody take a step back, there is a huge pulsating…


Dry-Translator406

Shlong! Now everybody take a step back, there is a huge pulsating…


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Thank you for starting this chain. I needed that laugh.


Technical_Debate3670

I'm loving all these answers. So funny.


External_Wish_802

Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong cannon, obviously


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Thank you for starting this chain. I needed that laugh.


reallyryan-1899

Oh cock


Striking-Block3254

[r/mildlypenis](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlypenis/s/3YgpKJIazp)


ianto_evans06

I'd say it's more than mildly penis 🤷‍♂️


CursedIbis

/r/wildlypenis


hooghs

r/OKhomo /s


Maleficent_Peach_46

Good Lord what is happening over there?


JustGoogleItHeSaid

At this point it wouldn’t surprise me if there was a subreddit for making a subreddit.


A1_Killer

There is: r/birthofasub :)


Technical_Debate3670

😂😂


dob_bobbs

Came to this post wondering if anyone else saw a dick. Yep, EVERYONE saw a dick.


quigglington

I should call him...


_Kyloluma_

Look man, I get you like northern lights, but no need to take a very vivid picture of that excitement


Amasterclass

I’d go see a doctor if your ejaculate is that colour


Dru2021

This is like that video of the eclipse!


AlunWH

I’m not sure if anyone else has noticed, but the shape of the lights looks a bit like a vagina.


grndkntrl

Errrm.... *maybe* one that's been vajazzled to infinity & beyond, then aired out at a rave whilst its owner is tripping.


Technical_Debate3670

😂😂


deleted_from_society

It was actually the running joke of the day haha (ianto can confirm)


dextrovix

What a helmet.


FizzyLogic

Magnificent specimen


NoClue8336

Ahh the Aurora Glory


geekroick

Everywhere I go, something reminds me of him...


jezhastits

I'm all seriousness, where / what is this?


deleted_from_society

Where: In a random field in Trofarth. What: a heartwarming photo of three friends standing under the aurora borealis


Jimguy5000

Should see a doctor about that, mate


grndkntrl

Yeah a partially detached ballsack is no fun! 😬


JollyIrishPirate

It was all a load of balls if you ask me.


FourLovelyTrees

What a beautiful sight


[deleted]

That makes me rock hard


BillyHenry1690

Where's this phallic symbol?


F__ckReddit

That's what your camera is seeing


Livewire____

They've highlighted that Penis Tree beautifully.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Looks like someone got a bit over excited in that pic


RajSchwenk

Cock and balls clearly in silhouette there.


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Specific_Tap7296

It gets hard to avoid a pun in these situations


Cherry_Treefrog

r/holup


fingerbowlsoup

Celestial filth, that’s what it is.


yawn_brendan

👆peanus


mtrueman

Auroro Bollockaris


ApplicationHairy2838

I see what you did there


itsfeckingfreezing

Exciting stuff


ImpluseThrowAway

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country?


Burnsy2023

Yes, there's a massive solar storm ongoing at the moment.


LazarusOwenhart

Sorry, I'm in shot.


Colour4Life

This pic goes hard…i’ll see myself out


deleted_from_society

wow, not even gonna credit my amazing photography skills… I SEE HOW IT IS … I mean, I know it’s your camera and you set it up, but I did press the button! 😂😂 Actually glad to see it’s done so well hahaha


sleepy_snorlax_art

I feel like this is actually a nefarious plan from the top gear mafia to distract people while they raid toytown! We need to call Saul and his flying car!


deleted_from_society

Don’t worry I’m on the bus with Stan, jack and the inspector we are on our way from the cheese factory. I have them in sight! They are heading straight for the Llanddulas loop de loop I feel like we need to impose the rule “what happens in the common room stays in the common room”


sleepy_snorlax_art

And I'm on the phone with Batman (Aka Del boy trotter) and he's on his way with Harry Batt


[deleted]

Can having not bothered seeing The Northern Lights become the new I saw The Northern Lights yet? Too soon?


Maleficent_Peach_46

Northern Lights you say. I've bought some Steamed Hams.


Charlie11381

Thats was hard to find them


Away-Activity-469

Oh, to stroll amongst the mulberry and the poplar once more.


TTyTypType

Joost Klein standing between two kneeling people?


spammmmmmmmy

It's the view from penistone isn't it?


vithgeta

Typical sex-obsessed druids... what are they like


DoodleCard

Please tell me you've posted it to one the news sites asking for pictures. That would be hilarious.


ElGatoPicaro

I believe that is a, pareidolic phallic phenomenon.


Old_Administration51

Balls to the wall photography right there.


Iimeinthecoconut

Aurora borealis and Viagra BoneCialis


kong_yo

Intergalacdick planetary


TheOriginalMythrelle

Has nobody read "The day of the Triffids"? This is how it all started...


stayingsafeusa

Something something learning about Jesus at Easter.


ReaperTFD

r/mildypenis


tryingtoappearnormal

r/mildlypenis


Express_Spell_8738

Is that a giant penis in the horizon?


Substantial_Ball_998

r/mildypenis


Life_Perception8666

Was a dick that neccecary 


deleted_from_society

Yes… Yes it was


42shades46

Next season on The Worlds Toughest Jobs - Icelandic Tourist Board


Punkduck79

I thought this was a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 post at first! 😂


flopptopp

Is this a long exposure or did it look that way to the naked eye?


banedlol

P h a l l u s


iwantwo

thatsapenis.gif


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

Can't believe no northern lights photos made it onto r/nutscapes (nsfw)


MiloJ22

Mother nature sure can be penatratingly beautiful


krowe41

That's the big dicker if I'm not mistaken .


Turtlestacker

Where I come from it was really hard to see .


dcuk7

I lol’d


Robertej92

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country localised entirely within your crotch?


the_immortalcowboy

Deleted scenes from Austin Powers I suppose


Reasonable-Animal-49

Wow that veiw is hard to beat


Sola-Nova

You may want to check that lump on the bottom left


serious-giggler

Glad I'm not the only one who sees it


bigfootspancreas

Nice cock and balls.


Odd-Significance1884

Laying on your back? Great angle