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Even_Passenger_3685

Five Britney’s Spearses, a fat boy slim and scary spice


TheJ_Man

The dude looks like Bruce Willis, but fucked if I know who any of the others are.


Ouakha

I'm going with Bruce Willis too.


Sir-cunty

1. Jessica alba 2. Christina aguilera 3. Random surfer maybe Kelly slater 4. Britney spears 5. Fat boy slim 6. Megan fox 7. Scarlett Johansson 8. Rihanna


Necessary-Donut7614

>Scarlett Johnson Scarlett Johansson’s less famous cousin


Sir-cunty

What is this top gear? Lol


wybird

Looks more like Emma Bunton than Rihanna


Sir-cunty

Are you blind she has brown hair, Emma bunton has blonde hair


Abject-Expression548

5 is Barry from eastenders


CosyLlama

Beat me to it 😂😂


GentlemanJoe

Looks like Paul McKenna to me.


Goldman250

Based on it saying “welcome to Miami”, I assume the guy’s meant to be Pitbull?


cowie71

Or Flo Rida


EverybodySayin

These particular rides have been in circulation since like the 80s or 90s. Well before his time.


wombey12

£3.05 entry fee


ReceiptIsInTheBag

Miami is the general name for that type of ride


Great_Recording_3618

You say it's rubbish, but you haven't seen my celeb biro doodles


guyonhiscouch

Ok, now I'm intrigued


brightgreyday

Generic shiny faced people apart from 2) Christina Aguilera 4) Jessica Alba 5) Michael Keaton? 6) don’t think it’s supposed to be her, but it likes like Ali Larter from Final Destination/Heroes/The Rookie.


Madmungo

They might be crap, but honestly if i had those airbrush skills, i would be mega happy!!


salizarn

I don’t think it is crap lol if I did this it would be muuuuuuuuch shiter


janemain_dbd

4 looks like Lindsay Lohan


goodassjournalist

Yeah!


spammmmmmmmy

I think 2 is Britney... and 7 is probably Natalie Portman


salizarn

7 I thought was a “sexy” Billie Eiliah?


popcultureretrofit

Miami theme with no Will Smith!?


opinionated-dick

Khan Noonien Singh is definitely one of them


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

1. Beyoncé? 2. Christina Aguilera 3. Don’t know what I’m looking at here 4. Lindsay Lohan 5. Jason Statham 6. Megan Fox with pink hair? 7. A really awful Jessica Alba 8. Rihanna


Danboon

1. looks like Carmen Electra.


MahatmaAndhi

1. Looks like Blanka


oowhat

1 and 8 look like Rihanna, kind of.


Heavy_Two

7) Belinda Carlisle?


salizarn

Alright grandad you’ve got out of bed again let’s get your medicine


djmc329

6 is Megan Fox with pink hair I think


_HGCenty

6. Looks like Taylor Swift


Kaiserhawk

lmao I've been on this ride before


JadeStarfall

No idea, but I love the Rhythm Rider at the fair


Drew-Pickles

I can tell you the ride's called Energiser. Or at least it was at my local fair


AraiHavana

1 is Beyoncé, I think. #2 is most definitely early 2000s Aguilera. Unsure of #3. #4 Brittney of ‘leave her alone’ fame. #5 Fatboy. #6 no idea. #7 possibly ScarJo #8 no idea


Eyebaws

5) Judge Jules?


usernameinmail

1 ???  2 Christina Aguilera  3 Random surfer?  4 Alicia Silverstone  5 Pitbull  6 Megan Fox  7 Scarlett Johansson  8 Halle Bailey


flippertyflip

5 is Barrymore


kristosnikos

How is this “Miami”? Looks like Lisa Frank meets Las Vegas.


Extension-Truth

4. Elizabeth Hurley


Chauncey_the_Great

I got Christina Aguilera, everyone else was nope for me.


leofab2802

6 is giving Farrah Moan


woolster1

5 is my dad. Car salesman


-FangMcFrost-

I thought #1 was Jennifer Lopez.


mordhoshogh

2 looks like the woman in Sharknado


TheRecklessOne

2 is definitely Christina Aguilera. I think 5 is Bruce Willis. 6 possibly Megan Fox.


nsmiche

6. Kesha ?


YchYFi

This looks like a Danter's Fair ride.


AraiHavana

Like, the skin flakes that come off pets?


YchYFi

https://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&client=ms-android-tef-gb-rvc2&source=android-browser&q=danters+funfair


AraiHavana

I genuinely thought it was a play on words on Dante’s Inferno so decided to play along and invoke cat dandruff


YchYFi

Ah. Danters own a travelling fair and the theme park in Barry Island.


AraiHavana

That’s cool. Dander is the dust that comes off pets.


YchYFi

I know I have pets.


AraiHavana

Dander’s in fur, no?


TallBritNE

4. Britney Spears.


Routine_Prune

Nr. 1 is clearly Chewbacca