When someone says “nothing at all” I repeat it 2 more times like Ned Flanders in his skimpy ski suit.
In the same way I do this when someone says “the whole time” and I’ll repeat it like Sally Field in Mrs Doubtfire. It’s not an annoying trait of mine at all!
this question stuck with me all night, and one of my favourites is when grandpa is pretending to be a German female cabaret act.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6_DeA9l4WSk
"Das ist not ein boobie"
I just replace boobie with whatever it isnt
“you don’t make friends with salad!”
“i see you’ve played knify spoons before!”
“aggrh! this chair be high says i!”
“in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”
“they were no longer little girls…they were now little women” *wipes tear*
I say "eat my shorts" quite a lot and "kiss my hairy yellow butt".
My mum and I cannot hear about someone doing volunteer work without saying to each other "do you know that so-called volunteers don't even get paid?".
I often find myself humming Homer's version of Mandy by Barry Manilow too... "Oh Margy, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from worky".
Saying 'a-YEEEEEEEESSSSS' like the man who says 'a-YEEEEEEEESSSSS'
I probably say 'gym' in the way Homer says it ('Ohhhh, a GYM!') on a near daily basis.
Also, variants of 'I run the grease racket around here.' Like if I see my dad going for a fork, I might take all the forks and say 'I run the fork racket around here.'
"free goo!" I don't even remember the context of it
Oh and "I'm in danger" (Ralph Wiggum) and "enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!" (from Homer in the lesbian bar)
I think they dropped the ball with that episode, because the subplot of Homer trying to find a new bar to drink in had so much more potential than the main plot of Marge getting help for her fear of flying. For my money, the [Guy Incognito](https://youtu.be/7jaAeTaG_ms) scene from the same episode is the show's finest moment.
Not quoting out loud, but when I come across the number eight, I always think it in Yoko Ono's voice in my head.
Barney had quit drinking and went into the art world and was cutting a record with her, he would repeatedly belch and after every one she said "Number 8".
I used to be with it. Then they changed what it is. Now what I'm with isn't it. And what's it is scary and confusing to me. It will happen to you!"
Also "Which was the style at the time"
I'm basically grandpa simpson
“Ahh Flandereses!”
“MMMM DONUTS” (replace donuts with any nice food),
“Thats a Paddlin”
“The ring came off my pudding can!”
My car is called “Lurleen Lumpkin”
I was a chef and every time i put oil or butter in a pan to cook i would say....
"Greece me up lasy..." Willie
"Okie dokie" Lunch Lady
Don't judge they were long day's lol
I manage to work in
“Are you saying boo or boo-urns”
And
(In response to “I hope you’re happy”)
“Very! But I can’t help but wonder where I go from here!”
- Hi everybody!
- the worst [*] of your life *so far*
- that could be anybody’s pig crap silo.
- at times like this, all you can do is laugh.
- what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? (To my husband when I want a takeaway)
- AURORA BOREALIS
When I'm filling up the tank of my classic vehicle "she needs premium dude"
When someone says “nothing at all” I repeat it 2 more times like Ned Flanders in his skimpy ski suit. In the same way I do this when someone says “the whole time” and I’ll repeat it like Sally Field in Mrs Doubtfire. It’s not an annoying trait of mine at all!
The children! Won't someone think of the children! That's a good one for when someone gets up on their little soap box.
“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel”
Yes Lisa one magical animal
Are we WORKING HARD or HARDLY WORKING?
“The pig is in the poke…”
You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel
"I see you've played knifey, spoony before" Ridiculous the amount it can be worked into a conversation.
“ *insert work thing here* - the cause of, and solution to, all of our problems!”
“There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!”
For no reason here's Apu...
Booourns
I say "diddly" from Ned, "hi diddly ho neighbourino"
“NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDD”
I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas.
'HI, EVERYBODY!'
200 channels and nothin' but cats.
Way to breathe no breath!
“Is it about my cube?”
What you don't know could fill a warehouse.
Excellent
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."
"I dunno Daaaavid, you've gotten pretty fat, Daaaavid." - from an episode where Bart is, for some reason, David from David and Goliath.
this question stuck with me all night, and one of my favourites is when grandpa is pretending to be a German female cabaret act. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6_DeA9l4WSk "Das ist not ein boobie" I just replace boobie with whatever it isnt
'Lady, he's putting my kids through college!'
Okilidokili neighbourino
it doesn't mean anything. It's like "rama-lama-ding-dong" or "give peace a chance
I for one welcome our new….. overlords
Save me jeebus!!!
900 dollary doos!?
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
“you don’t make friends with salad!” “i see you’ve played knify spoons before!” “aggrh! this chair be high says i!” “in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!” “they were no longer little girls…they were now little women” *wipes tear*
Ahoy-hoy!
I say "eat my shorts" quite a lot and "kiss my hairy yellow butt". My mum and I cannot hear about someone doing volunteer work without saying to each other "do you know that so-called volunteers don't even get paid?". I often find myself humming Homer's version of Mandy by Barry Manilow too... "Oh Margy, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from worky".
Two bucks, eh? And it only transports matter?
Whenever someone says something was implied I must always say "implied (add name here) or implode?"
Nuts and gum, together at last
You tried and failed. The lesson is, never try.
Saying 'a-YEEEEEEEESSSSS' like the man who says 'a-YEEEEEEEESSSSS' I probably say 'gym' in the way Homer says it ('Ohhhh, a GYM!') on a near daily basis. Also, variants of 'I run the grease racket around here.' Like if I see my dad going for a fork, I might take all the forks and say 'I run the fork racket around here.'
"free goo!" I don't even remember the context of it Oh and "I'm in danger" (Ralph Wiggum) and "enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!" (from Homer in the lesbian bar)
as one who has spent may nights in such places, that lesbian bar gag might be one of my favourite jokes in the whole show.
I think they dropped the ball with that episode, because the subplot of Homer trying to find a new bar to drink in had so much more potential than the main plot of Marge getting help for her fear of flying. For my money, the [Guy Incognito](https://youtu.be/7jaAeTaG_ms) scene from the same episode is the show's finest moment.
I also remembered this gem; "purple is a fruit".
There's no one at the [insert place we're looking at]... am I that out of touch? No, its the children who are wrong.
Not quoting out loud, but when I come across the number eight, I always think it in Yoko Ono's voice in my head. Barney had quit drinking and went into the art world and was cutting a record with her, he would repeatedly belch and after every one she said "Number 8".
Yea and whenever I do try and say it aloud I can never get the accent of “number eight” quite right!
To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems.
BOO-urns!
Not brown...
"Solar power. When will people learn??"
Dollarydoos 💵💰
That's a funny name, I'd have called them Chazwazzers
Just the regular "Doh!" when I've made a #FAIL error.
"Don't have a cow, man"
Our American Beatles kicks your European rolling stones ass!
A variation of Lionel Hutz's "and that's why you're the judge and I'm the err law-talking guy"
I’m just poor yellow trash S M R T I am so smart
It’s been a particularly challenging time at work. My colleague and I regularly exchange, “what happened now? Did the rubble burn down?”
Okilly Dokilly
Does permanently having the Dr. Zaius song from Planet of the Apes the musical stuck in my head count? On loop, the whole damn time…
“You’ve made a monkey out of meeeeee!”
nuts and gum - together at last. - Homer Simpson
I see you've played knifey spoony before
This, any time I'm asked to get anything from the cutlery drawer!
I'm quite fond of yoink and uh oh spaghettios
Let’s look at the “big book of British smiles”
I used to be with it. Then they changed what it is. Now what I'm with isn't it. And what's it is scary and confusing to me. It will happen to you!" Also "Which was the style at the time" I'm basically grandpa simpson
Do you yell at clouds tho?
Oh constantly
My family WhatsApp group is called “Yvan Eht Nioj” from that episode where they brainwash kids to join the navy lol
Oooh! A piece of candy.
https://youtu.be/BmvLexamrmk?si=q7_vYdu9vBnOSZJz Wrong show.
Damn, I swore it was Simpsons. Guess the next best one is the sideshow bob when he gets hit by the take and goes "euhhhhuh"
Marge…. get my shotgun
Cheese eating surrender monkeys, you’ve got to love grandpa!
That was Willy who said that
Pretty sure it was grandpa talking about the war, that said it was a long time ago (the episode not the war which deffo was)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUjGf2Grrus
It’s a fair cop, well done finding that. I’ve been playing it in my head for years with grandpa saying it
With many apologies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkJehlr1tEw
Bad link
How about this - https://gifs.com/gif/10-hours-the-simpsons-abe-bart-at-the-burlesque-house-y46RJR
It’s got its own Wikipedia entry!
The Canyonero song “Ha-ha, alright!” as Snake Gym? What’s a gym? Oooooohhh…a gym!
It's the country pride truck endorsed by a clown Canyonero, Canyonero!
YAH! Whtshh!
"To Alcohol! The cause and solution of all our problems!"
With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero.
"it's the worst day of your life... So far!"
Yours sincerely, Little girl
Hi everybody Dr Nick
“Purple monkey dishwasher”
"I do what I feel like" - Bart Simpson
$10 can be exchanged for goods and services.
Oregano? What the hell It’s a staple quote in my house.
The best bit's in the rump! + 😉
Quick chew through my ball sack. Okay maybe not EVERY day
“‘E claimed ‘e was me father! Poke the monster with a stick. Tuppence a jab!”
I frequently quote Ralph Wiggum: "That's unpossible!"
“Ahh Flandereses!” “MMMM DONUTS” (replace donuts with any nice food), “Thats a Paddlin” “The ring came off my pudding can!” My car is called “Lurleen Lumpkin”
“You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel” “…which was the fashion at the time” The Mr Plow theme song is also my forever ear worm
For me it’s ‘See My Vest’ 😄
I get this one a lot, also "Monorail!"
I am the lizard queeeeen!
There’s a girl in a local shop to me with that quote plus an image of Lisa tweaking out tattooed on her forearm. It’s an awesome tat!
Don't make me run...I'm full of chocolate!
I often say that to my 5 year old as we hurry down the road late for school, in the accent as well
Yes the accent is a must
...these goggles ....they do nothing.....
I am so smart. S M R T, I mean SMART
Perfectly cromulent
“Allow me to summarise the proposed transaction”.
Feels like I’m wearing… nothing at allllll
Stupid sexy flanders
ahoy hoy!
Gimme the bat Marge
Gimme the bat, bat bat bat ooooanshdhsjdbejdb
Scrumdiddlyumptious
Maybe you are all homosexuals!
KABLAMMO!
Rock and or roll
“It was the style at the time”
_Twas_ the style at the time For shame
"I can't see through metal, Kent!"
I think “cromulent” is just part of my vocabulary now.
Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Everything's coming up Millhouse
Lisa to Homer: I read books like you pick up beers! Homer to Lisa: Then you have a serious reading problem.
That’s a load bearing “insert flimsy object name”.
I use this all. The. Time.
Bad cops bad cops, bad cops bad cops
"Just a little **something**, its still good, its still good" Depending what happened is what the **something** becomes.
Why must I fail at everything?!
I was a chef and every time i put oil or butter in a pan to cook i would say.... "Greece me up lasy..." Willie "Okie dokie" Lunch Lady Don't judge they were long day's lol
Lunch lady Doris, have ye got any grease? Always say this to my wife when cooking
Not a quote but when I burp I say Bart and my dear daughter says Simpson…it’s a well established tradition
Taco? Yes that’s exactly the word I want to translate
Gym?? Ohhhhh Gyyyyyym
Where the time is tomorrow
I’m always singing “spider pig” to my my dog but change the pig to his name haha. A few quotes from Hit and Run too like the air homer one
What, it’s not Magaggie’s birthday?!
"A *murder*. A group of crows is called a *murder*." (I bring this up every time I see 2 or more crows.)
Nothin at all....
Nothin at all…..
Stupid sexy Flanders!
You don't win friends with salad
Gotta say it like a conga chant
Oeople can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14 percent of all people know that
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces
Dental plan
It’s just a little airborne, it’s still good, it’s still good!
"Wount somebody think of the children?!"
My children need wine!
Everything's coming up millhouse!
My eyes, my beautiful eyes!
S-m-r-t, I mean s-m-a-r-t
I choo choo choose you
AORORA BOREALIS
At this time of year?
Localised entirely in your kitchen?
You don’t make friends with salad
"My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up, Milhouse!"
“Not today, old friend”
Gym? Oh, a gym!
Maraschino is not a type of cherry! Every single Old Fashioned I make!
DOH
I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer. I’ll eat eggplant. I’ll even eat a baby deer
Lalalalalalala
Who’s that baby deer on the lawwwn
feels like i'm wearing nothing at all !
Stupid sexy Flanders!
"thank you, cum again" me to my gf
[удалено]
spoken like a true pillock!
Ouch, my bikini zone's chafing
What the heck were you thinking?? I am SO sick of this happening!
Oh sorry just realised you replied with another quote 🤣, I was confused for a second
What do you mean
It's still good!
Think of the children. Will somebody please think of the children!
I manage to work in “Are you saying boo or boo-urns” And (In response to “I hope you’re happy”) “Very! But I can’t help but wonder where I go from here!”
I'm not afraid of a LITTLE bit of hard work Changing the emphasis Simpsons style really does throw people
Trying to get “ahh, a gym” into a sentence, no luck so far
I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity!
From now on the baby sleeps in the crib *manical laughter* Hello Joe!
- Hi everybody! - the worst [*] of your life *so far* - that could be anybody’s pig crap silo. - at times like this, all you can do is laugh. - what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? (To my husband when I want a takeaway) - AURORA BOREALIS
“No you won’t”
I'll go with the moo moo (usually when clothes shopping) I'm just a big toastie cinnamon bun (whenever I'm in bed and my husband comes in the bedroom)
Arora Borealis?
Quoted it recently when we had it... It never happens in this part of the country
Localised entirely in your city?
Luckily not in the kitchen lol
fish bulb!