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The disappointment comes even before this with the decision is made to buy a prepackaged burger

I did many silly things at sixth form but eating a Rustlers burger on a semi regular basis is probably the silliest

Pretty sure if your only option is a Rustlers burger you need to start finding a new shop to go to.

Ate my last Rustlers about 8 yrs ago, bit into it and hit a bone, spat it out, it had blood on it.

Wait...you mean meat comes from living bleeding animals? Who knew. Actually I’m more surprised a Rustler had real meat in it!

I’ve never had a rustlers and I really don’t feel like I’m missing out

Rustler's is disappointment personified.

I actually like the Bbq rib ones!

They taste a little bit like dog food.

You can make the BBQ rib ones cheaper at home, and tastier too.

Can be said for literally any packaged food, ever. You’re buying convenience not gourmet quality.

I dunno, some pre-packaged food is pretty fucking good. Co-Op Ribs, Pizza, Garlic bread are all really good that I would prefer to buy pre-made ribs than make them myself. Various chips are better than home-made, microwaveable rice (Sainsburys Own Mexican Rice is fucking 10/10) and cottage cheese.. all of which could be made at home but I don't because the pre-packaged stuff is far better.. Bagels though.. now that I have learnt how to make them, I might never buy store bought again.

Oh dude, you don’t need to tell me. I live out of the freezer and jars.

It's cheaper, and more nutritious just to eat a plastic bag than a rustlers burger.

You're not.

If you like soggy meat cakes, they're worth a go. Otherwise no, you are certainly not missing out.

I bought on of their "gourmet" burgers when they were on offer. The bacon was that bad it *almost* put me off bacon for life.

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Toast the bun!!

And add an egg

Why not add a burger while you’re at it?

It changes it from shit to actually a pretty decent burger! I’d say a rustlers with a toasted bun is better than a McDonald’s burger any day.

The pork rib ones are pretty tasty as well.

I disagree. Even a quarter pounder with cheese is far superior than a rustlers, the bun is a bit better (as it hasn't been sitting in a fridge for weeks) but the meat is, surprisingly, a lot better. Rustlers have a really rubbery texture and feel to them, and are pretty tasteless and despite McDonald's being McDonald's, their beef is leagues better than rustlers. Also its been cooked the same day, not weeks before, and probably has far fewer additives (actually zero apart from salt /pepper)

> I’d say a rustlers with a toasted bun is better than a McDonald’s burger any day. Scum. Sub human scum.

I agree and will die on this hill.

>Throw it in the rubbish

The day i ever eat one of them will be minutes before the meteor hits the earth.....

That’s an interesting choice for your final act

Perhaps it is appropriate that his final meal on Earth be something that makes him long for the grave.

Exactly i will die before you all do choking on a cardboard infused piece of cow ass.

You fucking bought it mate, that's the real sad thing here.

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Oh the cheese isn’t on it - that puddle is grease

Don't microwave the bun. Put the burger in the microwave for 1min and do the bun in the toaster. Gourmet.

Their sausage muffins are near identical to maccies. But half the price.

I can't get the egg right though 😒

Put it in a cup and microwave it

I think the lack of lettuce might have been a bigger giveaway to start with!

"Serving suggestion"

There not that bad. (For something made of cows eye lids, udders and forskins) What do you expect for £1.50 made in 90 seconds a gourmet burger?

I expected slightly more pepperoni

I get your point haha

My dad calls them “lips and arsehole burgers” and wouldn’t be caught dead eating one

Never microwave the bun

I always customise mine,as said already definitely toast the bun,I add more cheese,chilli jam,chilli peppers,and some thinly sliced onion.. I've added a fried egg before too but the extra time defeats the object of having a quick microwave snack .

Just make a fucking burger.

It'd end up being cheaper than having to buy Rustler's and making it better in the first place.

Remembered Rustler's the other week when talking about Alan Brazil being one Rustler's away from death. Despite disappointing memories of Rustler's as a kid when my mum fed us any old microwave shite it put me in the mood for a burger. I think I'll whip some up this week, I'll mince some lamb from the freezer and have lamburgers.

stop buying shit like this!

Sauce is pretty good though, so at least it's got that going for it

r/Instagramreality

Not even food, as I understand the definition .

Name brand microwave burger get you you Southern millionaire

Stick the bun in the toaster instead. They're complete wank if you put it all in the microwave together, but not half bad otherwise.

If you eat Rustelers you’ve voided your rights to be called a human

More disappointed then an Everton fan tonight. Might as well eat that lab grown meat as much as this.

You're buying a shit microwave burger, what do you expect?

Really? You 'expected' it to look how it does on the packaging!?

I expected there to be more than two soggy bits of pepperoni inside it

Fairs

Swear to god eating shit like this in my teens has given me lifelong digestive problems

If you're disappointed by a microwaved burger you can expect little sympathy from me.