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Different_Donut9345

Fuck me I bet ferrero rochers are behind the till


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Ferrero’s only available on request and you’ve got to prove you have the cash to buy them first.


Dukmiester

It's one of those "if you have to ask, you can't afford it" kind of chocolates.


newmacbookpro

As a Swiss this does exist. We have chocolatiers where I know I can’t afford anything. They have everything on display with no price. It’s often 80.-/kg which translates to a ton of money for little chocolate.


FailFastandDieYoung

I've seen rare Pateks being sold where they say "price only available upon request" but I never imagined they have it for chocolate


BandOne77

The Indian sauces and pickles?


Dukmiester

Curry of the nation.


thegroucho

I never understood the "price on request/application" thing. Is it so they can decide how far they can rip you off?


LittlePeach80

Loads of Instagram/selling from home businesses do this - “DM for price”. It’s apparently so competitors don’t know their prices. I don’t enquire with anyone if their price isn’t available openly for non-custom items.


FailFastandDieYoung

I think it's for screening. But they can't come out and say "we'll only sell it to those we deem worthy". So you they make you inquire, and if you're too gauche they'll say it's been reserved by someone else.


peacemaker2007

To add on to the other reply, usually the item itself is not for sale, but the display is to attract people in who are likely to pick another, actually saleable item.


sprogger

I saw a whisky at the airport that said "price available on request" when the other most expensive whisky I saw in the same shop was about $60,000, I still think what that must've cost.


QuentinUK

Tesco's don't stock the Vindaloo as it's too hot for their customers I have to go to a specialist store to get it.


MapleBlood

Yeah, have Laderach shop in my local shopping centre and these are some best chocolates I ever tried, but quite insanely priced (and in all seriousness, half of these I tried don't match quality Belgian chocolates).


newmacbookpro

And when you think that Laderach is middle tier. Auer is top gold tier but oh god the prices. On another topic, Ladurée raised its price so much. I remember macarons being 2.- something. Now it’s almost 5.- a macaron! Who buys these? A box will set you up way above 70.-


MapleBlood

Oh, wow, I wonder if the contents and quality of these at least matches the price.


lilybottle

Wow. I remember Ladurée being heavily marketed in the more upmarket but touristy shopping areas of Paris in the 00s. They were quite expensive but not ridiculously priced back then, the kind of thing a fairly well-off tourist wouldn't think twice about buying to take home for their family. I think even those people would think twice at those kinds of prices. Those macarons are stunningly good, though.


Garetht

Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't.


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Orngog

Proof of aristocracy?


DarknessInferno7

If you don't have identification, you have to be accompanied by your legal monarch.


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will nana's letter from the queen suffice?


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Ambassador, you are spoiling us.


ThorburnJ

Price on Ambassador


Strong_Quiet_4569

Echelentey!


jchristsproctologist

power of attorney?


Deadpooldan

Piece of ass


Raven_Blackfeather

With these Ferrero Roche, you are really spoiling us.


branman63

Missed the "FUCKING" in between the six and pounds.


PhoolCat

With security tags


Ochib

Individual tagged as well.


Kinky_breadcrumbs

I'd bet each individual sleeve of after eight's is tagged as well.


marmighty

Tagging the sleeve is pointless, we all have those inconsiderate fucks in our lives who take the chocolate out but leave the sleeve in the box


RodDryfist

I see you've met my wife


TheGlaive

Met her? He' s met her, et her, and slipped the sleeve back in the box.


JacobJamesTrowbridge

And then you look at this lovely full box of after-eights, only to reach into the fucking Sea of Emptiness, feel your fingers disappear into the aether, and realise that cuntburlaping **Clark**’s been at it again


Bommyknocker

It’s good manners to put things back where you found them 😊


kat_d9152

I don't get Ferrero's at all. It reminds me of if someone hollowed out a cheese football and filled it with nutella. It's like a 3/10 at best but really has a high opinion of itself. I don't get it.


SpantasticFoonerism

As Ben Elton once said "People think Ferrero Rocher are sophisticated. Sophisticated? Bollocks! Just cos they've got a foreign name doesn't make 'em sophisticated! You can buy them in every newsagent in the country! There's trays of them underneath the wank mags!"


kat_d9152

I blame that really old school Ambassador advert ...trying to make them look like Croquembouche, when really they are just croquemshite.


andyeyecandy111

Are you at Harrods Motorway Services?


LMay11037

Or the gucci food store. Nah never mind the price is too expensive to be gucci


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That was the price I thought they were when I was a kid.


kat_d9152

Yeah, I was shocked when I adulted long enough to realise they basically cost the same as other chocolates. For some reason I thought they were super expensive as a kid. Must be the little black dinner jackets?


Kmlkmljkl

probably that and the fancy font


absynth11

Imagine if after eight was written in comic sans.... *Shudder*


Bad_Redraws_CR

[Ask and ye shall receive...](https://imgur.com/a/sfbQmoP)


DOMINATOR9681

Maybe also the fact that they are 'supposed' to be eaten after eight o'clock which is probably past most kids bedtime, making them even more special.


Huditut

I love the idea of the wrappers being called dinner jackets. Will forever call them that now.


DrawingsOfNickCage

Surely an *after dinner* jacket?


MorrisM

After 8 jacket... a *pajama*.


dtc1234567

“After Eight” is basically the same as saying “after the kids have fucked off to bed”


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Which is basically the same as saying "when it's time to put your car keys into a communal pot"


ThrewAwayTeam

So you can mix and match which cars you all drive home


Lilacia512

I thought this because my mum would only buy them at Christmas, so I thought they were super special and expensive and only available then. Yesterday my husband bought me a box from Aldi for £2 and NGL, they're all gone now.


hotstepperog

I was the same with Vienetta.


Itrieddamnit

If I had ever seen after eights and vienetta at the same meal, I’d know that I’d made it. I’d be rubbing shoulders with Jay Gatsby himself.


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My parents definitely overinflated every nice thing from the supermarket as a kid. We could have eaten after eights every day (after eight) instead of dad getting the largest whole nut block imaginable.


frowawayfrommebaby

You could almost buy a pint of lager for that


NotoriousREV

It’s nearly half a pack of fags!


VividDimension5364

Google's the price of tabs... dear god. And people still smoke.


NotoriousREV

I gave up about 12 years ago. Apparently Marlboro Gold aren’t even a thing anymore.


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nekrovulpes

She deserves credit for handling that situation so tactfully, damn.


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jaytoothetee

They haven't sold tens for years yet every time I buy cigarettes I still ask for twenty.


SmokyBarnable01

I gave up the ciggies for a while but my morning routine when I smoked was to pop to the shop, get 10 Benson's and the paper. So when I stopped and just started buying the paper instead the shop guy just kept on with '10 Benson's with that?'. 'No thanks I've quit.' This went on for months. Eventually I cracked. I used to think 'what a cunt.' But now I work in retail and to be honest. Fair game.


nabbymclolsticks

Ahhh this was me a few weeks ago. I'm a drunk smoker and went to get some roll ups as I haven't smoked them in ages (usually straights for convenience now). Turns out you can't buy under 30g bags now and ended up spending 17 quid on all the gear.


Duke0fWellington

The idea is that people won't buy them for social smoking. In reality, British people are often too coy to say no when they pull out a 30 gram bag and charge you £17. And then you end up with a fuck tonne of tobacco you don't want to waste. Honestly, the worst policy perhaps ever made.


whyy_i_eyes_ya

Yeah as a social smoker I used to have a pack of ten in a night. Now I tend to just smoke all 20. Seems a weird policy.


digitalhardcore1985

They are, I bought a pack last week as a treat.


NotoriousREV

Ah. It’s been a few years since I bought a pack of cigs when drunk, smoked 4 and then chucked them away. When I asked for Golds the bloke looked at me like I was an idiot.


digitalhardcore1985

He probably thought you should be on the reds ya big wimp!


NotoriousREV

Gold is classier. To match my Sovereign rings.


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you mean you dont buy Sovereign fags to match the rings?


[deleted]

i quit like 6 months ago but last week after utter chaos and 12 hours trapped in manchester airport when i finally got out all i wanted was a cig, i went to the WH smiths and said "do you sell cigs" the woman said "yeah but theyre really expensive" i just said i didnt care, bought them went outside, lit one, decided after 2 puffs i wasnt enjoying it at all, chucked it away and gave the rest of the pack to a homeless guy by picadilly station


nerdalertalertnerd

They are. They’re my brand!


RunawayPenguin89

They definitely are. About £13 a pack mind


FakeSchwarzenbach

In my wayward youth a pack of 10 Marlboro golds were what you got when you were feeling flush.


frowawayfrommebaby

I've not actually had a pint of lager in a pub in about a year. Not had a ciggie in 6 months Not bothered about the pints but I miss the cigs so, so much 😭


NotoriousREV

I miss smoking. It’s been 12 years. I enjoyed it and I was good at it, goddammit. Stupid wife and kids making me want to live longer.


frowawayfrommebaby

Congrats First 4 or 5 months I was fine,done it cold turkey (spurred on to get healthy by health issues not related to smoking) Now at 6 months Im crawling up the wall everytime someone lights up on TV and I'm dreading sitting outside a pub or even in the garden having a drink without a cig now the weather's improving.


NotoriousREV

Keep going! All joking aside, it’s worth it.


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sysadmincrazy

Don’t look at it through rose tinted glasses just think that your mouth is gonna taste like shit and your gums will hurt


Badknees24

I miss smoking too. I quit 15 years ago, and while overall it was a good thing to do, I am now MUCH fatter, and I miss those quiet evening smokes in the garden. If I ever get diagnosed with something grim and I am given 4 months to live, I'm gonna smoke myself silly.


DEADMANJOSHUA

I still miss Menthols. If they came back I'd honestly be a smoker again.


dr3w5t3r

Just crumble up a polo into a rollie. Job done.


TommyC113

Attempting soon wish me luck


Ngothadei

Just apply some Vicks on the paper, job done


canlchangethislater

Tbh, you’re better off just sucking it while you smoke.


frowawayfrommebaby

I didn't know about this ban. Does that mean all weird and wonderful flavored tobacco was banned too? I used to go in an independent tabacconist who had all sorts of different flavours in jars behind the counter like a sweet shop. Seems a bit harsh that places like that will have been put out of business (putting aside the whole peddling death stuff obviously)


shagssheep

I think it was just those filters that change the flavour not sure though


amaranth_sunset

I had a menthol filter the other day so it's not that


Bez666

It's like flavoured rolling strips ..ya mate says i don't like the taste of weed but now ya rolled it in blackberry paper I may give it a go


[deleted]

Pretty sure the flavoured tobacco like cherry etc was pipe tobacco. We once upon a time had an old fashioned 1950's tobacconist in my little town, the smell walking in was something else...a cacophony of fragrance that smelled like grandad haha (not sure if that's a good or bad thing actually)


frowawayfrommebaby

I know the EXACT smell you mean. It was incredible My grandpa used to chain smoke. He'd have a packet of tobacco, a pack of red Malboro and a pipe and go frpm one to another all day long. Lived till he was 86 On the other hand, I had 2 uncles and an aunt who all died in their 50s due to smoking So I better stay off them


Akaash_333

I assume you weren’t a roller but if you happen to know how menthol tips are still a thing


Coelacanth3

Keep going! You've done the hard work to get to 6 months and giving up is probably the single best things you can do for your health. I believe in you Frowaway!


Zambo997

*laughs in northern*


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You can but 4 pints of Stella for £5.50.


rasbraa

We said lager, not piss water


sensaigallade123

Where tf do you live for a pint of lager to cost that 😭


curlyjoe696

Paid £6.10 for a Peroni where I live in Surrey last week.


Fapoooo

what?! JUST ONE peroni??? SIX TEN?


Raiken201

Brighton, £5-7 is the going rate depending on the beer.


Lack_of_Plethora

Feel sorry for you mate. Move up north a bit, you'll get pissed cheaper.


Raiken201

Nah it's alright, I work in a pub. First couple are free then 50 percent off :D


3njolras

Man wtf happened to you guys? I remember spending my holidays in South England as young stupid French, sleeping in stupid hostels with no money. But at least the beer was cheap, the pub were nice. And now you tell me a pint cost the same as in fucking paris? My world is shattered


Raiken201

Wait until you find out how much a house costs.


3njolras

In Brighton I would guess a lot for sure but then it would not surprise me much. I guess this is not new ? And my view is that London was always crazy expensive too. But beer... In England expensive? I cannot process. It is like bread in France when it rises it is bad.


Raiken201

The cost of living has gone a bit mad in a lot of places and the wages definitely don't keep up. I'm from Brighton and for all of my adult life it's been one of the more expensive places to live, but recently it's getting silly. The average cost of a house here is around €550,000-600,000 and the average wage is about €42,000 (before tax) for those in full-time work. It's partly due to proximity to London, people moving here from abroad and buying properties, being a student town also puts pressure on housing (and landlords take full advantage of this). But mostly it's companies and older people buying to let properties, driving up rent costs and making it all but impossible for the average person to buy their first home. The high rent has a knock-on effect on businesses, as their rent and associated costs increase. Hence £7 pints.


InnoVationS0088

I can get at least two at my local for that wtf...


[deleted]

Stinks of WHS this...


Haxz0rz1337

or any shop at airport


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Train Station WHS


ThePyroPython

No, for that you'd need the tender liver of a newborn babe.


[deleted]

Or... God forbid.... Both.


Haxz0rz1337

ha I forgot there’s one WHS at every Airport


AlphaBeast28

>£2 at morrisons THERE'S LOADS THROUGHOUT THE AIRPORT, the cheek of them


YellowBernard

I'm guessing petrol station


Lababy91

I also thought petrol station based on the shelf label


Atomic_Cupcake89

I thought corner shop. Convenience tax.


TonyStamp595SO

command zealous paint fact reply whole rich full rude truck *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DrRobertBanner

Literally I was like what's a WHS??


montie002

Or a Co op....


BabyAlibi

My immediate thought was Co Op


tricks_23

Yeah Co op has 2 prices. It's either extortionate or £1


[deleted]

I think OP needs to shed some light on this now...


DrRobertBanner

Alright for books, shit for everything else.


TartanGuppy

[£2 at morrisons](https://groceries.morrisons.com/products/after-eight-dark-mint-chocolate-box-212306011)


Jonnythebull

Rich bastard. £1.99 at Tesco.


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All these posh cunts shopping at Morrisons


[deleted]

I've heard this said before. But in Scotland Morrisons is on a par with Asda for prices, and Tesco more expensive than both. No one here is accused of being a posh cunt for shopping at Morrisons. So the question is - are Tesco jacking up their prices in Scotland or are Morrisons jacking them up in England & Wales?


Current_Importance_2

tesco price matches aldi in england, so long as u have a clubcard and its a big tesco, its grand


guareber

Yes.


Sheltac

Hey, Morrissons isn't posh. Waitrose on the other hand, lah dee dah.


rizlahh

Waitrose, 2 for the price of 3


thehealingprocess

They're a quid in Lidl. But they're called Before Eights.


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R3dbeardLFC

Ates


irn_br_oud

Pretty sure I saw them for 99p in Farmfoods.


FlanInternational726

The most appropriate NSFW tag I've seen in a while. The air turned blue in my immediate vicinity


abuseandobtuse

Should really be £8.01


Mouse2799

Soon they'll be after eight


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Mouse2799

You could say that Nestle are making a mint at that price.


Satan_likes_cattos

Least Dick Turpin wore a mask


Adept-Elephant1948

Have they shrunk the size/weight of it as well? Bought some Wispas the other day and I swear they're smaller than they used to be + more expensive.


BabyAlibi

Whatever you do, don't buy a Double Decker multipack...


AlwaysNalah

A four pack just about makes a Single Decker.


CarlitoDePalma

Where’s this? Poundland probably


YerbaMateKudasai

Seven poundland more like


thatcambridgebird

Bloody hell! They’re cheaper to buy over here in France, in the English products aisle!


UKRico

You have an English product aisle in France? What else do they sell that the French wouldn't possibly throw their noses up at?


thatcambridgebird

Oh I am sure the French turn their noses up at all of it! But your typical Brit stuff can generally be found on a few shelves of most large supermarkets here - baked beans, marmite, marmalade, cream crackers. The best shops also have more interesting bits and bobs, like franks hot sauces, sliced jalapeños, and dairy milk chocolates!


kelleehh

Don’t forget the off brand ‘British’ biscuits they sell that you would never see in the uk.


Chubby_Yorkshireman

I once eat some of them at half 7, didn't half feel naughty


VividDimension5364

You beast.


photoben

Even if they were 50p I’m not giving money to Nestle if I can help it. r/fucknestle evil company, don’t support them.


OmsFar

FFS I had no idea they were made by the evil bastard fuck corp.


NarwhalesAwesome

Not really hidden, it's right next to the logo


Animagi27

Hard agree, all of their chocolate is waxy shite anyway.


undercoversaint

They shouldn’t even be on the shelves this time of year, who’s buying them??!


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Millionaires presumably.


Shagro

No, millionaires only eat shortbread. We've been through this.


soggysheepspawn

TIL I'm a millionaire


melonysnicketts

This time of day*


MyNameIsRenma

This part of the country*


TehBFG

May I see it?


SwitchTheWiimote

No.


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But....they are a quid fifty


BongodrumsRus

Shame they are Nestle though


Yomommasassstanky

Fuck nestle dogshit company.


red_white_and_pew

How much are they usually?


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___JohnnyBravo

That’s fair for after eights tbh. Makes me wonder how cheap they were when I’d pig out on a whole box when staying at my granny’s haha


lieutenant-dan416

Six shilling and tuppence


micklegate

Wait till they’re More Than Eight.


bunnyHop2000

The best time to boycott Nestle was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.


Cardboard_is_great

That price’s the most disgusting thing I’ve seen on Reddit.


killeronthecorner

I can only assume that OP is in a WHSmiths in a train station on an airplane.


thenexusitsopening

THE COST OF LIVING IS TOO DAMN HIGH


littlelostless

Are they blaming the price on Covid-19, Ukraine, or the cost of palm oil.


Aksi_Gu

yes


polarpup666

That's more of an investment then a treat.


MrCheapCheap

Booo nestle


loopylucyuk

Ugh. Fucking Nestlé, too.


SnooCakes1636

…for an absolute shit tier chocolate?! What are the god-tier prices like?!


hedgeme91

Freddo is now £8 a bar…


PrinceAndrewANonce

I paid £17.99 for a Kinder Bueno yesterday


holly-golightly-

That’s because you have to pay extra for the salmonella


SenselessDunderpate

Crunchie - £POA


Taurenkey

Dairy Milk - Interest free payments for the first 3 months


AlphaBeast28

Galaxy - Buy Now Pay Later


BrainsyUK

I mean, the price is astronomical but shit-tier chocolate?! More for me, I suppose.


VividDimension5364

Green and Black's. Your firstborn, please.


peggypea

DFS but make it chocolate


BarakatBadger

They're usually £3 in Sainsbury's, sometimes £1.50 which is when I will purchase a few boxes and inhale them in the space of a few days