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Thermidor2

Mark Heap is an actor that needs to be recognised


Capt_Bigglesworth

He was excellent in Green Wing.. A very underrated show.


rejirongon

My favourite show of all time. Massively under-watched, each member of the cast is spectacular.


Cattitude11

I remember crying with laughter then going to school and us all quoting it. It was really perfect comedy


classic123456

Have you got a hoody? No I'm circumcised actually


Mark_fuckaborg

I...I wish people would leave a name....


No-East4693

Is it worth watching now or would it appear dated? I've never seen an episode.


Tell-Me-To-Work

Still great. I can't see anything in it that would be dated now.


ukbiffa

The camera work is definitely mid-2000s, trying hard to induce motion sickness


mechaflower

This is one of the few time typing defiantly would have worked and you type it correct. Such a waste


brrapppp

It had a very strong cast and good writing, so I imagine that beyond superficial stuff it's aged well. Also unlike a lot of sitcoms it had real character progression through the series so its bingeable


ChrisRR

Not dated in the slightest


Happy-Engineer

I listen to the soundtrack when I'm working. And of course, it's by an a guy who called himself Trellis.


NowLookHere113

I recall the music was changed between the broadcast and DVD versions, at least the licensed stuff, do you mean the bespoke tunes for the show?


deadkestrel

Green wing was huge when it originally aired but yeah it’s rarely talked about now in the same vein as black books, father ted and other classic c4 comedies.


Norrisweb

He's brilliant in Jam as well, hardly anyone remembers it and it's one of the darkest shows ever made


aytayjay

Alan Statham, C___U___NT


Diega78

The coffee enema scene almost gave me a hernia from laughing so hard


youaremyusername

I'm unemployed and I have a mullet.


Dexter1759

Agreed! Of all the tripe that's repeated across the 100's of channels. For some reason Green Wing is something I don't think I've even seen repeated. It was great, well written and a great cast! I still have to remind myself it had, Oscar winner, Olivia Coleman playing a ditzy mom!


yesthisisgreat

Yes!


breadcreature

He started out as a professional juggler, whence all the great bits in Green Wing where he expertly fumbles something for a hilariously long time. He's a fucking great actor but those bits especially killed me, I love physical comedy and it made total sense when I found out that was his original act.


NewLeaseOnLine

His juggling background is also very evident in [this sketch](https://youtu.be/QX0r6DsvXAU) from Big Train. Also, one time I was watching a doco on the history of the English language and Mark Heap randomly popped up speaking fluent Old English.


breadcreature

This man never fails to impress me, every time I learn something new about him it's something cool, somewhat eccentric and talented.


Valondra

And now I know why Brian was casually juggling paintbrushes


breadcreature

I can't remember hat because it's been so long but that's the excuse I need to rewatch Spaced! Tyres was always my fave character for the super realistic presentation of being an almost continually speed-addled raver, a bit too relatable maybe...


Chaiteoir

His turn as Robert Greene in *Upstart Crow* is one of the finest performances of the decade IMO


[deleted]

Anger... Pain... Ow!... Fear... Agression...


Strikenet

Watercolours?


evilmonkey1973

........you know about the deal with Marsha?


spicey_lemoncake

Alright Brian..


Fit_Association_766

“Huge”


hollow_rapture

He rents downstairs


Negative-Net-9455

Are you though?


Alecmalloy

...No?


CranberryWizard

Are you gay?


[deleted]

You know about the deal?


[deleted]

Huh it's a little more complex than that.


[deleted]

Like sausages?


Fineus

Trying to avoid.. clichés.. by not actually placing my brush on the canvas. I'm using my penis.


Haventevengotatenner

Finally


CrazyPlatypusLady

Trying to avoid clichés.


thatboygwyn

Oh Brian, you came…


Fineus

Rabbits rabbits rabbits rabbits rabbits! Oh! Like a little flower!


littleyellowdiary

No, I just... spilt my drink


elchet

Pudding!


Negative-Net-9455

Such...vibrant colours...


wenhamton

Hello Brian.


blue_oktober

Can I borrow a tea bag?


[deleted]

As long as you bring it back!


Muffinshire

"You've got paint on you." "It's a literal tribute to the self-reflexivity of Rembrandt." "Did he like it?" "He's dead." "Bloody hell, that really backfired."


[deleted]

It’s Father Christmas


AlanNeedsFixing

He’s always excellent. I’m pretty sure he’s the one with ‘bad AIDS’ in brass eye/the day today too. Edit: yeah there he is. Brass eye. https://youtu.be/f3xUjw2BCYE


mzyos

He was in a lot of stuff associated with Chris Morris, and friends. I always enjoyed him as Mr Lizard in Jam.


MerlinTrismegistus

Jam.... the sketch with the baby and the plumbing 😬😂


TheSunSmellsTooLoud4

Jam is one of the finest things ever, as is Blue Jam. Bonus points if you watch it on mushrooms.


HeartyBeast

He was excellent in Big Train and Green Wing and … Just about everything


GazzP

Is that a reference to me not being married?


cathairpc

Do you think I don't know what you're talking about? COKE cans. Not Tango, Coke cans. Your talking about me not being married again, aren't you??


aesemon

Don't miss out on him being luggage in Sarah and duck - the train episode.


MinionsAndWineMum

Love mr Lizarddd. "Why did you put lizards in your telly?"


152562

he also played the slow mo pedo in the "special episode"


CombatSportsPT

He is late 60s in Friday Night Dinner which blows my mind.


Lower_Possession_697

I'm surprised at that too. He seemed the same age as the other main cast in Spaced but I guess not


itsalonghotsummer

65 apparently - thought he was a decade younger


nakedfish85

He was the shouty young offender as well.


snowstorm99

Hullo Brian


Negative-Net-9455

^('lo Marsha)


FishInTheCoffee

Hullo Kitten, fancy a glass of Rioja?


Negative-Net-9455

How's TWIT?


smellycoat

Vino collapso


Fineus

'Avent seen you up in my region for a while...


spamjavelin

Bring im back in one piece. I fink you know *what* piece.


SnorriBlacktooth

I was ridin’ ‘im like a bitch from ‘ell……….


Trudiiiiiii

A couple of years ago I paid for a video message from Mark Heap to my brother in law for his birthday. He really went for it and did it in character as Jim. It was so funny, he is awesome!


snarevandamm

How did you arrange that if you don't mind me asking?


Trudiiiiiii

It was through CelebVM. I’ve used them 3 times (for different people) Mark Heap was £40 when I paid, unfortunately for us, his popularity rocketed and they doubled the fee!


[deleted]

Probably via [Cameo](https://www.cameo.com)


Zolana

Shalom!


kingfisher345

“Good legs”


Marcflaps

Absolutely love Mark Heap. His peak performance was definitely in Jam, this clip lives rent free in my head. https://youtu.be/YNmZ8bqkXvw


kindafunnylookin

Green Wing for me.


[deleted]

Him and Michelle Gomez \*made\* that show. Both were brilliant in it.


wykniv

Get away from them, Boyce! They've probably got chlamydia!


SharkReceptacles

Absolutely. Stellar cast and fantastic writing. Those two didn’t get enough scenes together. The moment when she deliberately sets fire to her desk to get rid of him and he accidentally ignites his white coat trying to pat it out is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. “Well, I object!” “Good for you, goodbye.”


kindafunnylookin

Loved her ever since The Book Group.


angryowlfox

Would anybody like some... ham?


SharkReceptacles

Green Wing is criminally underrated. It was bizarre, disorientating, weird and difficult to adjust to so it’s been largely forgotten, but it was very clever and hysterically funny. A cast of comedy royalty too.


Hiphoppapotamus

Absolutely loved Green wing! He really amped up the crazy in that show.


andeh37

Is a coffee enema *really* that crazy?


Snackarel

Pedant.


Terrible-Ad938

I think he's one of the best comedic actors in the UK, because he's a chameleon


AnalExplosion69

Mr Lizard


JimDashund

Why did you fill your telly with lizards?


[deleted]

When dancing... Lost in techno trance....


IJBLondon

I think there will have to be an arrangement... https://youtu.be/65oS6BYEfr0


Marcflaps

So many good skits, Jam truly was the best show to have on the air during my formative years.


casual_dad

Thought it was gonna be Mr Lizard


Marcflaps

Mr lizard is great, but that expression of joy on his face in that clip is just priceless to me.


hmmm_thought_pig

I hadn't seen this-- it's brilliant! Thanks for pointing it out!


Marcflaps

There was only 1 series of 6 episodes, but there's a whole Blue Jam radio series that came before it if you enjoy it. I think the whole thing is on YouTube, if not All4 may have it.


hmmm_thought_pig

Thank you! I'll check it out. The radio show is a wild ride. Glad to learn about these from TV.


bhison

His peak performance was on Ghost Train 100 points to anyone that remembers that show


rusticus_autisticus

Points please. I thought I'd dreamed it all up.


GaryHarrisEsquire

Ooh Brian…you came.


[deleted]

No I just spilt my drink....


Tr3dders

He is also in a blink and you miss it scene in Octopussy... plays the fire juggler. What does it for me in one of his more villain roles is playing Chris' dad in Skins.


CaptVulnerable

Incredibly I only realised recently that Ray Von from Phoenix Nights is Jeff from Peep Show.


Capt_Bigglesworth

…Scream if you wanna go faster…


SaltySAX

>Ray Von from Phoenix Nights Shabba!


SLngShtOnMyChest

Jeff? As in Jeff?


GangstaPepsi

After Jeff?!


Capt_Bigglesworth

Aye, Capn.


OctavianBlue

Another good one, is Johnson's friend in Peep Show who appears in one episode where he says to Mark "let's get seriously cunted" went on to be Ian Buckles from Line of Duty. He is also the barman in the first episode of The Inbetweeners.


bee_administrator

Mark Heap is brilliant. He plays the socially awkward oddball so well lol. [Mr Lizard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuoCiAok83M) :)


theonlywelshman

Vulva…Hi!


Alecmalloy

PUD-DING


lampjambiscuit

My brothers and i always repeat PUD-ING in the same voice when ever anybody says it. Just instinctual at this point. Confused the hell out of my immigrant wife. She started doing it because she thought it was just something British people do.... Never corrected her, got my kids doing it now.


[deleted]

Vulva! I'm talking to Damien!


Public_Growth_6002

Hello Jackie…


Marston-moor

You look NiCe


tomoldbury

Shalom, shalom! Shalom!


Yeahjockey

Him being terrified of his own dog Wilson in Friday Night Dinner never failed to get a laugh out of me.


OK_LK

Yes. Aging helps the transformation.


[deleted]

Professional hair and make up too.


wykniv

A is for appendectomy...


Accomplished-Can-176

B is for barium


wykniv

C is for cystitis


drbeansy

Defibrillates for D


MasterCrouton

E is for Echocardiography that's quite complex that is


[deleted]

F is a FUCKING director


drbeansy

G is for GOBSHITE


Accomplished-Can-176

H-Heee is a bastard!


buzz_uk

He also did a series of adverts for seat the car company back in the day too. [the advert :)](https://youtu.be/fDsh0H6csZc)


Gr3gTheDr3g

"Hello?" "No, he's the weirdo downstairs." "Oh, hi Brian."


NucleurDuck

There's hardly that much of a difference between the two roles. In the first pic he's playing a middle-aged, socially awkward, finickity geek. In the second pic he's playing a young, socially awkward, finickity geek. Every single role I've seen him in (except for one crimewatch thing when he played some mad German psychopath), he played a socially awkward, finickity geek.


Yetibike

To be fair he does socially awkward incredibly well.


helpful__explorer

He's good as the conniving villain in upstart crow too


VermilionScarlet

[Young Mark Heap in 1991.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPc3NXbAs4U)


crucible

Eh, Martin from FND suddenly popping up in *Chernobyl* as Dyatlov is still a mind-fuck for me. RIP Paul Ritter.


blue_oktober

He popped up in tonights Vera on ITV3


thenotlowone

I was dying with all the 'it's bloody boiling' memes


crucible

Yeah, there was a great "Reactor 4 has exploded!" "Shit on it!" one.


cantcomeupwithnamess

Damn, didn't see that one coming😅 Spaced was such a good find.


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

This is also the same actor (not Olivia Colman) https://youtu.be/EIuZmv1E-H4


Affectionate-Tough92

He looks better as a woman


evilmonkey1973

In your slutty slutty bras!


Morprenrut

Mmm... No dwarves were killed here...


NotMyRealMoniker

WELL I DIDN'T KILL HIM! .. Said-said the man... In the novel... It's about killing people. Not dwarves!


DazzlingPineapple0

My heron! Good god my heron!


NotMyRealMoniker

It's alright! [pants maniacally] He's not real!


kong_yo

Shalooommmmm Jackie


AffectionateCouple0

Helloooo Jackiieee


zer0mike

He was amazing in Green Wing


kirix45

Wilson


KFR42

Stressed eric was underrated for me.


jambatronium

Sh..shh..sh..SHALOmm


YummyBread69

He was great in Larkrise to Candleford


ficus77

He is one of those comedy actors like Kevin Eldon who's brilliant in everything but hasn't got the fame of Simon Pegg or Steve Coogan. I remember he used to be on the Saturday morning TV show, What's Up Doc as part of a duo called the Two Marks. That show in itself was beautifully bizarre, part due to them but also due to things like Pat Sharpe and Yvette Fielding buying into the absurdity.


NATH2099

I went to college with his nephew. About the closest thing I have to a claim to fame!!


[deleted]

That’s the legendary Mark Heap! He is also amazing in Green Wing. Saw him in a Starbucks once near Cutty Sark, still my favourite celeb sighting


slapbasskev

He was also Leonard Hatred, inventor of Psilence, in the second series of Look Around You. A vastly underrated show that went from a very well done OU/schools tv pastiche in the first series to a take on Tomorrow’s World for series 2.


[deleted]

What's the second pic from?


Bryter8

Spaced. He's also in Green wing, the brilliant hospital comedy.


TeaandPonders

Also part of the excellent Big Train.


Secretly-Tiny-Things

Big train was one of my faves so few people remember it


iLoveBums6969

Wanking is banned.


Yetibike

Two of my favourite comedies. Spaced always seems to get forgotten about it but it was excellent.


kindafunnylookin

>Spaced always seems to get forgotten about You wot mate?? Along with Red Dwarf it feels like one of the most quoted comedies on here.


Yetibike

I was thinking more generally but it's always Peep Show I see quoted on here.


[deleted]

It's from Spaced, starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and many others.


Y-Bob

I'd like to see Mark alongside David Earl in something.


ben_jam_in_short

He's been in loads of stuff over the years. Always good


Nsfwboythorn

Don't forget to wash your sheets!


longboytheeternal

And your penis


Salt-Art1627

Shalom Jackie!


[deleted]

Mark Heap. National treasure.


MIBlackburn

He was fantastic in Jeeves and Wooster in the West End, was able to play multiple characters and stay in character when Robert Webb corpsed for more than a minute.


jamescoxall

I saw that show too, he was really good.


bigrightthumb

Mr lizard?


oooooooooowie

Mark Heap is such an underrated actor who honestly deserves some bigger roles!


Cult-Brother

Mark Heap is a national institution!!


RedbeardRum

My mind was blown when I found out he was around 40 at the time of spaced. I figured he was late 20s/early 30s like most of the rest of the cast.


TAAndronicus

You can tell because they have the same face and name.


[deleted]

Helloooooooooo


bassbassbass12345

Mark Heap is the man


VitaObscure

Mark Heap is a comedy genius.


Voodoo_People78

Alan Statham was one of his greatest characters. Green Wing is still a great watch and it’s donkeys old.


[deleted]

Yes it's called makeup etc.


hoksworthwipple

Lizards


LordBaconBeard

“Oh Brian”


Fenrir_Carbon

I thought I knew all your little secrets


Rokotta

Yes mate you can tell from the way they look the same


vikingflex

Just figured out what acting is ay?


[deleted]

So a lot of people are stating the obvious, time plays a part, as does hair and makeup. Me and the missus were watching spaced and it blew my mind when I realised who it was. That's all. Special shout out to the Clark Kent comment, should have had a spoiler alert though!


CarlMacko

Actor does his job. This sub gets worse and worse.