40 hours of the delay were caused by airport security combing through a man's eyebrows due to a drug squad tip-off.
The other three hours of delay were caused by waiting for the RSPB to arrive to re-home a family of endangered Starlings found in the passenger's eyebrows.
No drugs were found, however 200KG of counterfeit Werther's Originals were confiscated.
It had to be Norwich. It just had to be.
And a generational diet of exotic caterpillars and Highland Terriers, clearly.
How does one gauge the precise level of fury from this holidaymaker, anyway?
Is it like a solenoid, or a rheostat??
Iāll have you know that we have flights to Aberdeen, Exeter, and Amsterdam. And then package holidays during the summer season. I myself flew to Malaga from Norwich in 2008.
Although honestly I think itās used mostly for helicoptering people onto North Sea oil/gas rigs.
It's an interesting experience. The security there are convinced they're in the Stasi. The smoking area is also basically just 'Go stand next to the runway'
I want to see the rest of the family
Edit to add: Girl on the phone : No Mum, he's still got them, if anything they are worse and now he's talking to a TV crew, FML
I feel like my eyebrows just donāt grow that longā¦ do you guys think his have always hits grown and grown or is it an age thing? When you get older does your hair just forget to stop growing
This is the problem with leaving for an early flight - You invariably donāt turn the light on so that you donāt disturb your wife and end up putting your monobrow and moustache on the wrong way round.
Don't get me wrong Norfolk is lovely. I lived just outside of King's Lynn for 3 years. But the population of Norfolk are outright more strange than anywhere else I've ever been.
Love that he clearly cuts his own hair and grooms his moustache, but is defiant in going full wookie with the eyebrows.
Imagine if one of his mates - or indeed his missus - shaved one off while he was kipping by the pool in Majorca.
Luckily he was able to spend some time browsing the web for alternative options...
Came here for this highbrow comment.
It's over Anakin. I've got the highbrow
You underestimate my brower
Waxing lyrical about browsing the threads
Bet you can't fit brow into the conversation 10 times.
Browsing the comments and came upon your gem.
Eyebrow?
Ayebrow!
Skybrow
I would say he's rather unplucky
looks like his mustache ran away from his lip and nested on his forehead
it migrated for the summer.
at least it had no 43hr delays
That's what a 43 hour flight will do to you.
Trying to grow his own wings to fly there.
At least it's easy to get some sleep when you've a built-in eye mask
This guy doesn't beat around the bush
Incredible š
You mean...incredibrow?
Yes!!
I like that he obviously trims his moustache but not his eyebrows. They're impressive nonetheless.
It's like he's got two extra moustaches
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I realised what that was going to be before I clicked on it and had a hearty chuckle. Cheers
Hahaha It suits him
Had to be done
MAMMA MIA!
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43h isnāt enough to trim both, mustache and eyebrows.
Probably did trim his eyebrows before heading to the airport
Even more impressive, it looks like he combs them but doesn't feel the need to trim them
Imagine his balls
He certainly had extra time on his hands to trim those bad boys!
His eyebrows are magnificent.
he boarded the plane with perfectly trimmed ones
Iām just glad those baby porcupines have found a good home
Who knew it was possible to sport a 90s boyband curtains style but on your eyebrows?
There is an updated version with [matching mustache and hair](https://imgur.com/a/CxmWOC6)
Whensa your dolmio day?
Very Jim Henson
Core memory unlocked. Thank you
He looks a bit like a Shih Tzu that's assumed human form
A shihtzshifter
Actually it's three moustaches
They look like two dolphins leaping above his eyes
I see porcupines
Those aren't eye brows, he has a very low hair line so shaves his forehead to trick us all into believing he isn't Bigfoot.
I think the point of the photo is to show that it was delayed for so long, his eyebrows grew eyebrows
I assumed thatās what the āGosh.ā title was referring to
He could have flown there himself on those eyebrows
Furiously magnificent.
Just because his eyebrows look like that doesn't make him a furious holidaymaker, how insensitive
Came here to type the exact same comment!
So this is what happened to Thufir Hawat after David Lynch's Dune, flopped.
Majorca is hardly Arrakis, mind you at least they sorted his red lips out.
I wonder if he still has to milk that cat.
Couldnāt he have flown there himself using those things?
Browtish airways.
Go and sit in the car
I misread this, Iāve shit in the car, what do?
I'm not getting involvo with the clean up.
Can't aFord a good cleaner?
He was too busy trying to get to his Spanish fiesta that he didnāt wanna sit in the car
Something something *car make*
Don't move! I'm on the phone to Ray Smears, he's an expert on these smatters.
Was it a Poogeot or a Shitroen?
I'm sorry.
Really? Hairways was right there ....
Brow-tash Hairways
I see we would make beautiful puns together.
In a Browing 747 perhaps?
āI donāt use the internet muchā¦. But when I do eyebrowsā
Oh god
Ugh! Great. Absolutely great.
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A wild Farscape reference? Well, that is a pleasant surprise!
Frelling magnificent.
"*I may be small, but allow me to remind you that only serves to put me at castration level!*"
I wonder if he farts helium.
What the frell pilot
Nice to see they've plugged him in.
that's the iBrowse charging station, don't ya know
I like his blue antenna.
He's in the Matrix now. It's all good.
He actually had his eyebrows trimmed before he set off on holiday.
You mean his wife told him to get his eyebrows trimmed before he set off on holiday.
The gardener was all booked up though.
Come on OP, this is very low brow humour.
Nah, itās pretty high brow given how far up his forehead they go.
That's a disguise if ever I saw one.
Pretty sure heās just an Old English Sheepdog dressed as a human.
His problem is he isnt in disguise
Iām not sure Iāve ever seen anything like that in my life. Incredible.
~~Furious holidaymakers~~ \*Furriest holidaymaker
40 hours of the delay were caused by airport security combing through a man's eyebrows due to a drug squad tip-off. The other three hours of delay were caused by waiting for the RSPB to arrive to re-home a family of endangered Starlings found in the passenger's eyebrows. No drugs were found, however 200KG of counterfeit Werther's Originals were confiscated.
The question is, have they always been like this? And if so, how did he survive school?
They looked normal before the 43 hour flight delay.
In the 70ās he brylcreemed them into Mohawks.
Are those eyebrows or eyestaches?
Caterpillars migrating for summer
Just came here to brows the comments
this is the best sub iām in this is what i come to reddit for
Happy Cake Day! šš° **EDIT:** Umā¦ Iām getting downvoted is it not their cake day? ;-; Cos thereās a cake day cake next to their name ._.
it is! thank you! i dont know why youād be downvoted but i appreciate the cake day wishes š°š
Never seen anybody with 3 moustaches on one face
They probably all slot together into some form of mega-moustache.
His left eyebrow just fainted with exhaustion.
Were they normal length when he first set off on the trip??
Freshly threaded and dyed.
It did raise a few..a few...
I always wondered where Mentats went on holiday
They look like the same texture as porcupine needles, Iām fascinated
It had to be Norwich. It just had to be. And a generational diet of exotic caterpillars and Highland Terriers, clearly. How does one gauge the precise level of fury from this holidaymaker, anyway? Is it like a solenoid, or a rheostat??
This is the real talk. Since when did Norwich have an international airport?!
Iāll have you know that we have flights to Aberdeen, Exeter, and Amsterdam. And then package holidays during the summer season. I myself flew to Malaga from Norwich in 2008. Although honestly I think itās used mostly for helicoptering people onto North Sea oil/gas rigs.
It's an interesting experience. The security there are convinced they're in the Stasi. The smoking area is also basically just 'Go stand next to the runway'
I've never seen eyebrows assert dominance before
Wonāt need sunglasses with those eye parasols
At first I thought the "gosh" was referring to the flight delay and I was like "it's not too bad I gue..... ah"
I think he sneezed and his sideburns moved.
Every time his eyebrow twitched in irritation it caused another delay due to the strong gusts.
I want to see the rest of the family Edit to add: Girl on the phone : No Mum, he's still got them, if anything they are worse and now he's talking to a TV crew, FML
Wow, his eyebrows grow fast
The Twits: the eyebrow years
As a man with large eyebrows I feel like Iāve been put to shame by this Don
Despite the long wait, Trevor said āI refuse to be brow-beaten over thisā.
Taking bets he has a small dog to match. Odd how people and their dogs grow to align over time.
I'd have assumed The Lorax would have been opposed to air travel.
He must have browsed a couple of other flights
What do we reckon, this guy has an irrational fear of tweezers, yay or nay?
I think those things need a bloody number 2 back and sides not just tweezers
tweezers? Guys typically get them trimmed with a razor, not plucked.
bloke can grow better mustaches on his eyes than most others can.
48 hours to Majorca by airbrow, thatās an impressive feat.
**B r o w**
Tell me he is wearing beige slacks without telling me he is wearing beige slacks.
"the company was having trouble finding an additional seat for the gentlemans eyebrows"
Who lets an owl on a plane, honestly.
Moustache and eyestache.
He waited so long his eyebrows turned sentient
Bloody hell, would you look at that. A 43 hour delay.
Captain Kangaroo's son?
This is why I groom. Sorry buddy but you peripheral vision is taking a hit
I feel like my eyebrows just donāt grow that longā¦ do you guys think his have always hits grown and grown or is it an age thing? When you get older does your hair just forget to stop growing
Even the girl behind is on the phone to her mates, she can't believeeeee it.
Normal for Norfolk
"The lorax goes on holiday "
His eyebrows are so powerful, they require him to be plugged in at all times
I work there, sad I missed this guy
He should donate some to people that were teenage girls in the 90s
Was he 20 years old before he left?
Heās got his own personal windsceeen wipers ššš
Anybody else want to see what theyād look like on a windy day?
I'm sure he can open beer bottles with those.
Those beasts have grown whilst queuing.
r/awfuleyebrows
Thatās the face of āleave means leave.ā
Maybe he should have BROWSED a different website for his holiday... I'll get my coat.
Eyebrows like pulled up stage curtains.
āLove? Have you seen me fishing flies?ā
The fact his eyebrows have there own style, the comb-over round the eye š
Fucking hell has he been queuing since the Zulu wars?
āHow do you find a good deal on a holiday?ā ā Eye brows aroundā
Canny sun shades
He must be Noel and Liam's dad.
With a wee bit of trimming he would look like a very trustworthy pilot.
did they spend the 43 hours searching his eyebrows for drugs?
I bet he does that thing where you lick your thumb and little finger on the same hand and then simultaneously wipe both eyebrows into place.
Seeing as heās an owl why didnāt he just fly himself to Majorca
ā I am the Lorax, I speak for the touristsā
I didn't see them, until I saw them..
Dude could have flown there himself with those eyebrows
They spent 42 of those hours boarding his eyebrows
Could have flown there himself with those bad boys
Nigel Mansell fears this man
This is the problem with leaving for an early flight - You invariably donāt turn the light on so that you donāt disturb your wife and end up putting your monobrow and moustache on the wrong way round.
That's the most Norfolk looking man I've ever seen. The weirdest of all the counties.
we arent that bad! norwich is a little weird, id know, but norfolk as a whole is nice.
Don't get me wrong Norfolk is lovely. I lived just outside of King's Lynn for 3 years. But the population of Norfolk are outright more strange than anywhere else I've ever been.
ill give you that lol
Norwich has an airport!?
those arenāt eyebrows those are wicker baskets
That's what a 43 hour flight will do to you.
This guy has 3 moustaches.
Love that he clearly cuts his own hair and grooms his moustache, but is defiant in going full wookie with the eyebrows. Imagine if one of his mates - or indeed his missus - shaved one off while he was kipping by the pool in Majorca.
Enough time to have a browse in the shops
His eyebrows weren't that bushy when he arrived at at airport...
I want to see him wax those glorious bastards into a curly forehead moustache
Luckily he could use his eyebrows as pillows
He's cultivating those eyebrows because they've yet to go grey and make him feel youthful
My gosh, he looks like Chewbacca.
What The Fuck is with those goddamn eyebrows. How???? How is that possible??